The evening world. Newspaper, October 20, 1905, Page 19

“MRS, NAGG AN By Roy L, McCardell. She Tries to Set a Nice Table, but He’s Always) qnough for your “home to reach it fn time for your m@gels! Don't eay you telephoned me! T think anyway that 4t ist have been some malicious married man that invented whe telephone! All you seem (o 40 Is to ait down at your office and invent some plausible exouses to telephone home, A woman ts @lliy to st ome all day long walting for the telephone to ring tat she may Meten to her husband's éxouses as to why he won't be home, \ roared aac A ere Mey Meomidectet Blin i that I was at @ metines, and that it was the girl's afternoon out and nobody was home and the telephone waan't an- swered!’ . = oy Am I to Atay in the house moping in s corner to answer telephone calis? No, Mr. Nagg, and you need not expect it. 1g peach Fone tuckprbeeniogt pat pied tn tele dy Maio i toute, yet I believe you care more for oorn beef and cabbage than you do for the higher ideals, +, | I have been cutting all the receipts out of the newspapers for dainty dishes, ' nly one never has in the house the things they call for, and ¢hey all start “take We ai vas HUB én London three monthe | given to readtag fm hat n-T00 ‘ Late to Meals, ne W aio “'e gentheman of the prime,” Hsien eum “seater” mest MIGHT as well up, Mr, Nagg, if you do not care hater tage ah at tah cf r as well wiyo up, ss, ity | Wroto Bernard Shaw requesting an in-| “ret . fPrview, No answer came tntil the other day, when {t was in the form of a H.st-card from Dublin. In his bebter: | oy “CRene le hie etub @/ & late-thannever geply (Mr. Shaw viendly | rimmed “Ap.otugven’ ott sald he had been somewhat delayed in| Wad sodm Hat im iu) Gia pte, getting through bie #ummer’s mall and! philosophy aot obvi that he wegrd ted having found @ note J han whieh should ‘tue recelved an cartier anewer, ‘Talk abput souvente post-cardal see [ was @ very loud report, and ofr, We pity the steivins OF candidate Ivins, We have our misgiving Fon candidate Ivins; And likewise sore grievins Foe candidate Ivins. He'll sure get the leavin's. Ey hs Roosevelt§ rushing madly South, The nations heart is tn its mouth; For by alt its Friends its felt Hell bear home the Mosquito Belt. Jerome K, Jerome, who sat just behind dhe firing line, was viplbly siartied This dreaMfully siiocking thing happened at the Knickerbocker Theetre cn the opening night of the) Sothern-Manowe engagement, An él- | derly and exclwble gentieman in C R apled a whitethaired Indy in KR. He . xe mal! onion and @ clove of garito atid fry to a golden brown,” and all the ti tf! does ls to burp the onton and amell up the house, and if you are not satisfied pale te tat'end eitont Guia BGM Te Pe Mersiae > 4 moe if You oan get any Intelligemt help from the intelligence ne hare w) hi ty ie 3 ry can stay home an off her fingers. Interested onlookers, \ pa pan, him, cas! lwohuding Mir, Jerome, tho the 4 & Where he gots e'en now, ott” at the portal. Wi? | All a man thinks of fa his meals, but ff you had any consideration for me you ‘wore was over, when suddenl: the 1 individual bent forw took vould not come home after you have hed & good dinner downtown and start a Poor Tam Meade ' eee bitter querrel with me because the meals do not sult you! vebpless lady's face An hile two] he Teen | M ote MrT waar | T.G0'the best I can, and if you were home tn time to your meals you would Pris os age Re inh Boul ‘The “savin'r x: Pav as mh find thom all right. Mrs. Heavytopp lectured on home cooking on an electric the senalilve. Me, sorome blushed. tol Cate Ruched ca.mereer HAR Area one fiw; back of his colar, Can't you just hear him saying when he gets back so London: “O-n-¢ teleghet wehen [wears bn! — But i would take too many byphens vey, Mr Shoot hemp Nover eit nasin’ ae, at the Waldort erday, but I have no elesteio range, and although A, Wy it didn't look 99 ba, hing hooked beautiful no one was asked to taste a bite Of It, because the * Just tle dooked delicacies were served at the Waldorf rug and a eet of hana- aome brocade furniture was ruined with grease spote, , For + memase Ate itpytne: Papen Mrs. Heavytopp madp a lovely heliotrope ice-cream, suitable for a violet to toll the wong. f, sereneh CaM a ee funcheon, but what good ds that to me? If I served @ violet luncheon in this houte * fe te 1 would bly be eneefed at. 188 MATID® MPALY, who ts! ...¥° uit T Mike it etter the: And you have no reason to complain; there te no family that has ham and phaming ovr twuuel trestle we There are strong-arm men, And Black Hand bands, But they're hot knee-high To Grafts big handg. The waning Tongs in Chinatown Are nuisances in Ochre. Police should shovel up the lot And abate. em with a po eggs oftener than we do, and ham costs % cents a pound sliced, and eggs are #0 » ents a dozen if you buy them guaranteed strictly fresh, and you know yourself Atif I try to economize and use the %-clnt atriotly fresh eggs that half of Rn ‘will be bad, and then you jump up from the table and swest you never get anything Mt to eat, and your languege is unfit for Brother Willie's ears, because he ts only @ boy of twenty-four! T don’t need to say that you shouldnt use such language in front of me, It wouldn't do any good if I did, and anyway, I have never heard anything olee, and T auppose Tam #0 used to your brutality that i dooen't shook me any more, You may deny that you eald anything, but your noke were enough. I could tell what you were thinking of saying, and nobody has nicer table iinen or dreshor ferna in the fern dish than I have, and that's all the chanke I get. Don't try to excuse yourself, Mr, Nagg. I do not feel able to coms down to thie breakfast table, but does any one think of bringing me“up @ cup of tea? ‘You dot Yes, and wake me up when you know I have just closed my eyes After a sleepless night,-while you slept like @ log! ‘ Good Examples Made While You Walt, Grand Opera-House, has a doudle rea-| Chitin, ‘The manetemant'ng te 1 on for regretting the deat of Bir! Rue Tema pirg Tenry Irving, for #he had expegted to| statement tr ite amnttogat return to England as ‘his leading woman) “When ‘he pay domacde sn dagth 06 in midwinter, Miss Fealy wan playing |e of the phornrt pe hatnne the on the other side with Mr. Willlam Gil- close of an actatos# Rush Temple Hite | lette, when Sit ‘Henry saw her and] iit) ihe pap Re ys Aah went ete tee sought her out, “My dear young Isdy, |ocknow'edge fevok apetnae te oeeet ho sal, coming to behind the Wm. The oT aporeclete the fue scenes, “you would in Ideal Mar- ieeete oe wy net, the tat Dawe mire, Would #ho not?" he asked, turn 227). 17 Mt ee ing to a friend, Miss Fealy did noti avr, goaving Se effect a¢ tha anne. understand until some time later, she) An actor consiters ft knen aie ta tree says, that Sir Henry, referred to Maf-| {vr to life’ after the dit) room Mae 5 . “ ” ake cf Ort the merhers ef the | guertte In “Faust, Tt was several | s’ Btock Compeny wl! nat ® vive t Py | f eel f roe a iy % tn The Zoo Vaudeville, «| 8 e+ _—__ By D, A, Ryan, Sects aternat tas te Tene a Ernriven sso By tate i to ‘his Becket. i} *, ‘Tears were In Miss Fealy's eyes as g¢' TERE is no gory in ting onal. she spoke of the poyeres yg ant rary things,” eeyd Mr B, HL gentleness, his kindness, charity, | Bothern, apoaking of t*.P% den, “Loved him? she, said. No; I wor- nipne: a his coppany {Skeerion plows now being giver by awe tm Bvery one fn his COMOAAY |e eat nd Misr Marl we Le a. My One bay abd bere | bog A related, we for that which fs diMestt fo attain he hi it m ie jay, was 1 ® YY wi mu ‘ine Merouant of Venice,” the calle|‘o" Wi#eh ore muia: wor tard yp hel boy of the theatre came to her hotel a One myst sve one’a best chars “The Troth Tellers’ at the it "Y refuse to role the fosd. ty a tite Dy io pO re By Albert Payson Terhune, = / oharnas hat akeea tS eSia ewe hen Peet (Mate copbemmwre clan of H, & glorious example has been furnished by the : 5) Gpraens i ‘ jes, Miss Miricrve is Of the arene O' OF vleariou contesion by wtudenta vophomorial, » Mie 10 ay Ul we aine tor het. (inind. We have both come t4. (he print jenceforth, in sad procession, all the frlends of crooks professional Bho pushed to the thentre, ‘Alled with | Where acting |e "0° A amps imslive oF «May go to court wha sare the blame with pleadings oratorical, ‘ Bach policy's ead holder the Mutual's woes may shoulder And rush to the committee with an eager strenuosity nd plesd; “Dear Mr. Hughes, ot af, it really ts no use at all To blame dit on McCurdy! Turn on US your tern ferocity!" ‘Will's Independent dealers may defend the erstwhile stealers n OF thelr profits in the making of that product cleaginous. la each fored-out, " price” seller the game of Rockefeller, And stick to him forevermore in closeness laginous. . Ob, & merry old existence we will (ead when the insistence The first money making-If er wat that—an: ee a ded tat one Re Hens, “Seaver | while we do not als ain mmey, We o> mind, little girl,” ihe “L never yet /Ohink @ great deal more ahow the art have known an American to get left.” jof the tht @ ard want to do taat woich K o ere [18 blatant of Jaca! and, urpomes” J bs ‘or next year ir, Bo “. M ‘= stories of Sir Henry's kind Marlowe hive agroed ah Oba neas and patience are being fT) Pyijman thit thet renertewe Fh called. “King Lear,” ‘ymbelloe’ and You Like It.” O14 Tom Meade, a member of Sit Mies Mnclowe wil reve Henry's company, beloved by all Eng partion years. In “As You Lut eI’ My lsh players, and the best stock @host Sothern wiil appemr no. as ay now, But that any company ever had, was much as Touohsto ¢. ) On wholesale guilt-confessto: _ Ws alate iat HE ACRE tenancies tps. descatalcaitly land: hab adabie bla ts itabudee vhoe he Wastes mantotsrs Nuree Monk uta’ ‘now whet Ij Mlss Hippo—Can't you put your arms) Giraffe—T bog—Your Highness! Monk Well, what are you carrying Will be too small to hold the jails in that Was up against when I took this job! | around me? King—Away from me, low fellow!| that par for? no nee Toure vs tht «Qari amare peter Sans, et Pee hie A e Fortune Teller, By 6. 0. McGill, : ORELLA the Redy “No, J canno’ way f9," se went on, Woman sat on her | os her brows corrupted. “There seeme cushion of mouse's| 10 he an Interest of many pe and down when 1/7 eee advice amd mony ae onllad trie oar ay ‘a Dstt Thew © OW! | in tall y PRM srcked at a tow: | rrneds tow ere. now Vy Mili] #y spray of wolden | mystical, twiedeil te j VACUA, 04 and tne. red| Then ehe turned tha water baat into flare of the rush| the mysterioys #1dowa of Me Inton torech made maroon shadows on the | jor and when she thks fd Moor. into the or, F 1 Iaild the sliver and the written |e clos again amt ra’ yen kore | By -a\ypvy ad ple, oval ot by tren and , oll aw FOR- THE BUSY GIRL. men, Codfish and the Cabinet.| RIFLE EXERCISE AS A BEAUTIFIER. By Nixola Greeley+Smith,, : \ Nh / wera Chee cb woman, @irls ere mot? Uncle Sam 4. g spent $0,000 lagt year at the coda: How he spend studying children?” 4s Pact wad words on the under aide of the table, 4 » @bis charmingly inconsequent argument in favor ofa whore the shelf was held by human r + woman Cabinet Minister was put forward on tho very same bones, ure and mixture 4 eal 0? <0 day that the President issued warning letters to Zorella looked alive as she passed thn IThe equine cf yr t ber of bia Cabinet, cautioning against thetr tendeney to tall] DY pilver to her watst, pouch of teeth Mls) ver and over, and tt ‘ ! Cabinet sedrets to newspaper men and telling them that in wpe $y y' " Ben} free work And poured the black water inings mix again ’ future all offelal news would be given out by Beotetiry | 4 ’ > ; f from the Indian Jug Into the crystal! ioc. any pare feee to! ff am Bat Loeb, and that they must not let kind-heartedness and per- ‘ a Pi Ng A goplet, where the sable Iridesounce | 4. 4A go In sequetce; 1 cancst sonal friendship urge them to talk too much’ to the press, pared like moonshine on dew. miakeh aba bbe o', itig ett eas I wonder if any woman could be found willing to ao- "To your death and your heart your great. (or, wt! Mn SHE et opt thie oMeial mussle, and if any man would bellevé in ‘wish loads. not be will, amd Te hela yy her capacity to Wear it faithfully if she did. yt is true,” I said, ae pon comms ce othe tna Risin ; “T goo in the sparkiing water a thin, 14 gausy thing, and thon a heavier sub. | Mant?” se kod as 1 rude te a0, stance appears. Here and there they| “I guess {Ua no tne, intermingle, and through the mixture wented to know wh: ¢ ,, Unfortunately, for the possibilities @f the acheme, the President ‘ x T seo a constant change, now light, now |eafe to pyr om my wi ; fo’ pick, his own’ Cabinet, and if the women's clube wero to eiecelit Faas | (Waar Diya 4 ; q ark." i Jor warher thls)cold I Gave wm |e ton of @ waman upon him he would choose some mother of sixteen or! a Z 4 f | epoes tt tale definite form?’ 1 asked.) and en forever } 5 ged children with so mych to do at bome that ehe couldn't posatbly attend meetings and tell the secrets ° § © E-can fist see some interesting Washington correspondent calling on the minister to learn what beppened at the last meeting. She would come ' 5 From the, tenor of the Chicago argument there ought to be a codfish in the inet as well as ® wornan, And J am sure the codfish would be better able |, #0 observe the Presidential injuction to silence then @ woman, although being figh out of water It wonld have to opemits mouth overy tmif second, MAY MANGON'S DAILY FASIUINS. ull with & very stern and resolute and secretive look on her . abking skirt j 9 Fu ain “ow, Thaven' & wordt ehy—tot Riese ioe tow 2 aieeciiba iy the yOu #0, because 't want to ba discourteous and refuse to of ant | Age you" And the young man would amie and smile, and stay and stay, abd Fae og Nap % Arms HBr i | be y silont, And whop her left @ sten report of the Cabina Bw ; ; ‘This, position of th nother 18 the aé- __ esafon would be tnoomplete compared to the record he earried away with film, ; : frre back and expunde ot" chest pean model of tho were vy a wit ty 1 au |, SUN, there ought to be a woman Cabinet Minister, For she would become at| /“Y "RLS wid work In the offy can f nd full with this exer-|°°r “hot takes many AV ANN sha Noorerpiosat presh Varns¥ and, Goue tave eer G paride pri shea Bo : : , ion with gun aeross the 80% ‘Hore tone 1 ae rt} | { ry oor exer shoulders whils you oount tan. Then, variations. My Wh » h trou! . that : ‘ bl | |e Aree bie, bealann alvereng $80,000 solteh sBeweauet = ys pele on MESURE he aie A ee . vas tha, Men, ena, the, gun most desirable ! t ae ’ ly bend for- «! " BEGCY’ JS BALM FOR LOVERS, ah as pho may own @ tennis racquet or i | Lower the afms bg ny in the ome wert. © novae im " dg Bd a eee SP | Wrong. She bas no more right Ko open 5 | hen ower wt roe stedlgue Rapes bre NK, Siete, eet Read | TA pecny Ms people ean eb | ner aon's letiers than you grould: have gut on Suntay'e] — Snpuenenaoeb, Berea eetyee Tae, treat ie it love Stay by’ ‘writing Bettys hav | (2 288 ein at wie the rite with ‘Ane 5 | | Another oxerciae: is pen fea a fo fat H ‘ re Sac ne | I is t also & it on houlders. mud as you eal ein and nearing Shenae et for Bh? et | ns mf fv ‘satis ta ase swe wete| AI NGS FOR BEAVTY~SEEKERS, |. 282 snare M ew a aerate sient om Gee _ By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. 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