The evening world. Newspaper, October 18, 1905, Page 13

e Even NAGG AND MR,—— MRS. ; - By Roy L, McCardell, She Has a Terrible Cold, but Much He Cares! DON'T see why you bring moe home a whole lot of | horrid medicine, Mr, Nagg. This cold ts bad enough, but if I took all the stuff you bring to me I would die. I know you wouldn't care if I did dle! Ie no vse taking anything. I've tried porous plas tors and hot foot-baths and mental sclenos and every- ‘thing, but ft doen no good. My poor papa never would take anything for colds but rock and rye, and he never (had @ cold tn his life, Be- cause, a6 he sald, a pint of prevention was worth an ounce of cure—whidh was just one of his jokes; but one thing | he did pay, and that was that the doctors advised him to ‘keep Ie throat constantly moist, and he always did so. So, there, you see! ‘You must have brought the germ of this cad home {n your, clothes, because I know wuch things can be done; for after the Gibleys had the scarlet fever they bumed all ‘ the old carpets in the house because Mrs, Gibley couldn't fring herself to burn Net new ones, No, coine to think of tt, ehe didn't burn them--she @old them—but It’s all the pame, and that's the best thing to do. T only know that I did not get this cold myself, because, as you know well, I hover get anywhere, #0 how could I catch pold? Anyway, everybody has a cold these ‘days. You have one yourself, and tf you would orily stop complaining and thinking about it you'd get well. I nevet think about mine, or, rather, I never would think about It, only I hava nolbing else lo t about, because I sit at home all the time neglected eed you never think to ask me how I em or bring me anything for it except more borrid medicitie and some frult. You feel sorry for me? Ob, I dare say you do fee) sorry, and I guppose f wld Too) grateful, but 1 only know that my cough keeps me awake al) night, ‘while You Gun sleep just as sound as you ever did, because your cold te only in your bones. ; ‘There's nothing worse than a cough, and sometimes children have coughs and Dark just Jike dogs, and people ge: scared listening to them and think they have hydrophobla—which reminds me of a terrible case Brother Willie was telling me ehout.one of his friends who got hydrophobia, It was one of the bright young society men who belong to the Jolly Palle | benrera, I forget whether (t was Robby the Toad or Sneezie the Fish—what | Queer namos—but tsn't that Just lke boys? | Oh, pydrophobla nfiust be o terrible thing, for Brother Willie says this young | man that had it used to growl terribly if anybody suggested he drink water, and #0 at the Jolly Pallhearors’ nobody weuld drink water for fear of offending him. Foseph Catothorn | Kept Out of . Me F. K, Emmet’s Shoes . [ (as impossible to oe “Frits tn ‘ Tammany Hall” without regretting the opportunity that bas been missed. For several years the late J. K. Bmmet'a shoes have deon waiting for some one to fill them, No one may ever be able to do that satisfactorily, Dut the attempt at least might have been made, with the lainching of Mr, Joseph Cawthorn as a “star.” Mr, Cawthorn could never be ‘another Bm- mot, but he might have been a very fair imitation had Kiaw & Erlanger and John J, MoNally left Tammany Hall to the politicians and put Frits in the land of tho yodle and cuckoo. In the hodgepodge at the Herald Aquare Dheatre Mr, Cawthorn ls Swamped in “popular songs” and & @toty that has no more form than the Tast girl in the last cow of the chorus, ¥)Because a man bad children eight, I'll bet hed near cheer out a lung If he should meet old Brigham Young. Anathee -spot upon the sun Astronomers detect, Oh, can it be, the Black Hand gang Has thither hotly trek’ ? MecuRdY IN THE Oo Ada Lewls as Lil MoGrain doos Fritz, Incidentally, it ts mut y) more worth playing. Leesa, “Frite in Tammany Hall” 49 simtply Nowy butter’s dyed by tar, atitutton, | They did mot contribute anything themselves, but they got thelr friende to} give, and I donated that $% you gave me to pay the book-collector, because tt bs (oad such a sad case, | Finally the young man was sent away by the authorities to some institutfon hear Ossining-on-ttie-Hudson, and I asked Brother Willie how the young man ‘was, and Brother Willle eald he was all right now, as he was somewhere where the dogs wouldn't bite him, Bat I don't belleve you are Ustening to a word I am saying, Much you care! ie hare « cat _ |The Rising Generation, < ‘<< __ By W, F. Marriner, HAVE A LAVGH with thé Funny Men, P y youl st Ml t I & roof-garden show brought down @ vurt, hem non ok Jat Tha a do, ad pe, me wet atid ot] Geel How mad the sailors ave! BIL.. Since Hughes exposed. the graftens AY heal on he era fearers, Then they would tle him up at night, and the burglars would bear bim| A “ . = I thei lai all do h-e: indled, nee nd worse than the form of enteriain« ! 4 ‘ S fit Thee Lateg lugh- eng" » lie mont thet was aided and abetted by barking when they came to break In asd they would flee in terror, | |Qome in a pugnacious ft, 1 tnd iy iy, ie, ; v! yeep ty ire Se But the night-work proved too much for the young man, and 90 the Jolly | , y) The mitk of human kindness Uh TLL \\ the thermometer In the bot old sume init Pallbearers mate up & collection for him to send him to some sanitarlum or n-| |May lick the tar vight out of it. Tn insurance &. been M&C rl UTS mertime, ila y urdy ‘ | That Amelia Bingham, of musieal 4) farce, Miss Stella Mayhew, and that i megaphone actor, Mr, Julius Tannen, 2. , are two of ‘those who have come down to earth from the aerial gardens of # © dew months ago, 4 Mies Ada Lowis, the tough girl of other and brighter days, % among the new reorults, As Bast. Side fl she ves the only touch of originality in a i cheat me She shrug? and Sree Ho 4s left alone in the glory, of tde|hersel{ into fifty-seven varieties t lady, and her songs share. Aialoct and his concertina, He playa! manicure Indy, and por snes enone the concertina much better than he gertina. There should be more of both, Mr. Ferome’s Readings, Geli 44 Joseph Cawthorn ao Fritz, | ‘THE GIBSON GIRL’S WAIL. | - By Albert P. Terhune. Philadelphia Press Man, R, JEROME K, JEROME offered oonvulstons of laughter. His Cockney 1 LUIPFY Gibson !nsstes, MoJigget~You look weary this morn. M eight or’ nine spectmeéns of bis | Alalect was more entertaining than ~ F Arent Gibson girls, ing, old man, mouse-colored humor at the Bm-| most of his yarns. He vame it @ bit Gibsonsttes fair with vtraight-tront | | Thingumbob—Yes, I made « discovery pire Theatre yesterday afternoon toan | #one with the tale Of @ stolen Hiver, ight that at , and another about a hanging (hae bale ‘MoJigger—G at was Hi? audience that tittered in places and | groaned ‘with what the Germans call {And Gibson maidens with ourle— 7 bob— Aq tle of ten- dozed in others, ‘The solemn bilnking | "gallows humor." But the doubtful |amsels who've wasted years year-old that I ¢ nt know Tad, of this English funny man made him | tate of thése was removed by the lis Acquiring « Gibeonesque nose— “Wier, how d’ve Smartt” funnier than he sounded, Ho pursed |seription of the visit of Paul Kelvars ‘With tear-ducts e-flowing gob, “Papa is sald, the pratt Bix Mebectionabte his mouth {nto prim preciaton and be-| family to the theatre. joing! admier, “I'm delighted to see you gan his stories with a @ort of Mme.| An Bnglish journal, humorously “svat tod Wits heart ora “Toa?” 9 3 art. bn ig to see you walking the Bape Chicago News Man. “Hi And WHAT will become of the poser” Adbeon ts going away, Golng to learn to paint, Wor says he, “L can draw til my Mgers . are raw, “T am told that you called me a fttle Wut « painter we gust what Tatn'tt | dlisybody, Te that trast [And just think of the pouses and barns) “Believe me, yoy words were distorted. Aqwalting in vain to be painted, fie’ boy ‘ary, I sald you were a busy And the heneeope thet etand all over “te @e thie land, . Guan bas returned trom ‘And’ At this pont the Upson! Abroad wit ateep stories about Gt tainted, " Guyer—Yeu, Me stories were stesper than the Alps. Gldson girls stand for & lot, — Mo the Gibson ideal they'll be trug Philadelphia Ledger Man. But when he returns and tells them be) Jolkley—1 one™ heard @ may that he would rather bo an ex-convict than anything he could think of. POSER PR, He ca em the pei tentiary, Bt the tne 4 So amy yom, gk now, Willie, you must have ir washed. Withe- i) a A nd Who invented neck. yearns , ‘To paint theu—Just nee what they'll do! Por the girls who iu rapture thrill As hie penell their lineaments traces Will Kick Uke a steer in chagrin ana fear ‘When he statts in to daub up their The Captsth—Bay, Wille, de feller || The Coach—Good work, Missus Mur- Wot's to play oppersit? you fe sech «| phy! But you mustn't tackle so high! rip-roarin’-aat-'em-alive terror da! be ; sex he won't mind ‘takin’ « handloap | an! lett The Man—What's that? “Why, what's the matter, my boy?” ‘The Kia—I ses would you mind run-{ Sh-h! Not a durn t'ing, mister! But nin’ a few times an’ let me prectise{ de golls dots love « feetball heroi” TAMING OF HUSBANDS. By Nixola Greeley-S mith, OW that the “Taming of the Shrew,” according to the Shakespearian reolpe, t# Welng essayed. yarheed on the wtage, New York husbands will find:the usual outlet jj] for thelr suppressed (eclings in uproarious applause for the Tamed Shrew's proclamation tn husband Is the wife's H]] ord and governor and king, Amd-after thp play is over they will trot meekly out In the wake of Uhelr triumphant ladies, and the taming of husbands wit) be resumed, ‘There js a generally accepted idem that the Sphinx’s rid. die waa @ myre Sunday supplement Conundrum as to what tt As shat watks on four logs, two legs and three legs, the any mwer thereto being man... * are men afraid of their wives?’ there might have been no {| Oedipus to solve the riddle, 1 know a husband that jj 18 not bullied and more or less mildly browbeaten by his wife, }} Of course, my observation extends ohly to the small conver- P watlomal spats that the casual invader of matrimonial sanc- ‘tums must witness unavoldably, ‘ ‘8 value (0 arise between husband and ‘be absctutely in the right and though he had been a aid subside meekly silence after a few tocble halt. bet a) Jatter. glare. aioe fm around, ema 1 the ‘outa, terible emphasis: We wee A great big bully of & man to ocne tiny, ero Aud Ly owe pity ee mare revealing clash comp! former victims of his bullyt avenged yt py abe has subjugated him, ik bes id sho fo It? Heaven knows! I wish I aid may ba through tho mmaculine harred of scenes and the ry rel tal omit arog bys Boon op kngdh Bop Say gd ve only been martied atx ‘The tyranny of tourg A ving power of hystertoa--which it seems to me & the Husbands, But {f tho stony-faoed Egyptian had asked instead “Why | 8 aftemnoon But did you over know @ chnace Issvo of a woman's age, oF & play'e merit ora that the former, vnough you feminine love for ’ ad ~ Pred ST HOW YOU SHOULD DRINK YOUR CUP OF TEA. T fs astonishing how few women I really know how to make tea, Thelr E,fiod the water that hes just posnber, indeed, 4a no larger tian of reached boiling shoul! be poured over isda Whe Cha heh @ Dotaie, eiepaiiy, then, not on the stove or the alcohol And just aa few, even, when st has been properly brewed, know how to serve it so that it will really give the cheer tt Kab come to symbolize, : Good tea In moderate auantities lr the working women's best friend. [t quiets jamp, where it will continue boiling, iia the momsot it toll Ly « Many people drink it thie vase Ot sure, Gut pure alochol would do them Bearcely more harm, Tea with lemon is more wholesome than fea with cream. Many dowtors consider the lat- the nerves worn out by a long 4 Pe re rery indigy nae le ns look i work, and soothes and refreshes the hovering over 4 cup ‘fea ald an English statesman, aveaking of a beau- tiful sookety woman serving tea, “and it fe the way a woman's haniy should logk wrk delicate, futtering and ve." make & of ton it wit up for & gues | a» the more or New Jersey for two years, where di- vorces are granted for abandonment, Gave Up His Job for Her. Dear Betty: AM @ and whh frais Ae ak at sore, te utterly i i ot § R You pecure @ legal seperation at any tine, The only way you could r% ago wi s0oute @ divore would be by tiving In| | VSEKEEPERS* EXCHANGE. She Stole His Pin | Repeats rats eae had’ beet wisbing 4oF chance: for poe and yo kha provi AY were gupreme mom: your Phe cardinal pringiple in tea making to tating i» Vapi ' ts to be ot your ease. If you do not minutes. after she haw reached home, jy te aera fh ped oy ys frye Aa log hn dng ig deigh hy enjoy qou! you may be sure there and before she begins to ‘up up" | the Ootling pot. “The te of the | it wice, the tem will have @ flat) wil enjoyment for your for the evening meal, Tea must be made | kettle chat has eat on the ro all day, | taste. should be a teaspoonful of | Kuests: Betty's Balm for Lovers. # # # man, aged ot eo. Peo Ree hree, Yale beauty talk that was @ frank ap- peal to the feminine contingent, which made up the larger part of his audl- ence, Then he twittered on about some aparrows-which made anything but “a bird of a story”—and after that he rung the changes on the man who drives a nail, and similar comicalities that no longer throw Americans Into Simple Life in Iceland, Ten are no manufactories in Teoland. Bach home ts a factory and every member of the family adand, Shoes aro mate from goatsking, The long stockings worn over there in wad- ing through the snow are Knitted by the women and diildren, and even the beautiful broadcloth comes smooth and pertect from the hand loom found th every house. ‘The sweet simplicity of the nattonal costume does away with the tecessity of fashion hooke. Young girls who are about to be married nel take nb thonght as to ‘wherewithal shall they be clothed.” ' When they array them- elven in the welding garments of tholr ancestors, two or even three genera- ons re! they are perfectly up to date In the matter of attire, sayy the Ohicago Chrontole, enough, sent Mr, Jerome to us with these cheering words: “Mr, serone happlly predéatiuta to success, for-his work ; hih esteem on the other ie EiAty ti tlo, and readings and lecturéa by pop: lar men are & form of entertainment which, though regarded as rather duil by our pubile, is highly appreciated ia America." Fanoy! CHARLES DARNTON, ‘This simple life ts conducive to a atute of high morals, higher probably than in any other part of the world, Tigo fe not @ drop of liquor manufactured “1 the faland, and for the 78,000 population there fp Qut one policeman. There Is neither @ jail nor any place of Incareeras tion ‘In which @ high crime could be tried, The percentage of crime ts so small that it doos mot warrant the expense of keeping up a court, When a erhmtinal trial becomes necessary, the offender te taken to Denmark to answer to the law 7 for his misdeeds. } The women are among the most aide ‘vanced in the world Thelr Womey'a Pollticnl League has a membership of 7,000, and they enjoy more clvil rights than the women of almost any other country, having @ voice in all elections save that Cor members of thelr legislae tive body. HE fany blouse MAY MANGON?/ DAILY FASHIONS. ~: T ‘has become as com lotely an established necessity as the dhirt, waist aad the demand for new and attractive ones is very nearly ceaseless, Uivetrated t# & charm- ing one that gives an exceedingly dressy and » quite elaborate effect while in reality it ! simple in the extreme. As shown It ts made of one of the pretty Og ured lowsines with trimming of Valen- cfemnes lace, and matehes the skirt, Out the model also ig & most desirable one for the separate waist, without which no woman can be content, and is avaliable for all the pretty walstings of * the seeeon as well a for materials sulted to ebtire gowns. White taffeta, loulsine and messaling are apecial favorites for odd w it, of the sort and are ex- ceedingly attrac tive trimmed with elther a bier ants Vine : HO Valenciennes or Cluny “HINGS FOR BEAVTY-/SEEKERS, ; fied bent te eo h " \* els) also will be worn ‘ ‘ AVTY-/ . I Kaffee-Kuohen, iin, Unwert over the dough a lark dls) aso ‘ ith Wash Tad iad casleung dente a abl \ Gaffes, cup and eut around it with a! become my wife, T'gave up me wocd pert taal gag P u j Sn 4 on | jawatng iron, then cut into etrandy the) position for her gake and, coming over and the deaign T ins. ot One wine found out that she had a lot.| Fancy Blouse, Bolero Effect—Pattern No. 5,177, adapted to them as) foopenty FG lange etre, cutting nearly | We'hed dierent quarrole bur eh Y bistendtean™ My ; Fase two] ways urate up again Now ate ets | well as to tho @tik and wool materials white again suc’ Hight-wolgat wools a other strip;| me she doesn’ hatiate and challie are being made In Ingerie style. The quantity of material for the medium size is 3 8-4 yards 21, $12 yardy 27, or 1 7-8 yards i@t with 4 $4 yards of insertion and 4 4-4 yards of edging to trim as munt to speak: any a. required thohes wile, iNustrated, Pattern measure, i Bas st she hang og: ‘Dremivt. the No, GATT ys cut in slzes for a 32H, 9, 38 and 40 inch busty “and won't have anything to do rot ve Any Ox- an ALEXAND IN Hew to Obtain TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 3 W York: Send ten cents In ooin or stamps for vr wi name fe Raver ta Same, Laer pre ant, betrw ES