The evening world. Newspaper, October 17, 1905, Page 13

or { ' atreet, 1d go back now, but I think tt suffer from exposure, I. read with interest about tage etampa, your charity interfere, boant ull he gets a job. a giring tled to dt. front of the Waldorf, ‘the obsequiles, i morning, of sentiment.) And dimples amideeptic Nor mold! tles dyspeptic, “And atomfo bacillus; ‘Knd each etheric pro \* Subservient to your ior ia! Your retinic impression Bach intercostal sense sustains A psychic retrogression; jt If these vocalizings fall ‘To win our lives’ cohesion, fear it will on me entail \: A pertoordial lesion, ‘ Then bend each force oeciputal To favor our alliance, 4 all The Eden paths of Selence, ‘Tp swell the cosmic pacana, As one soul-atom we'll roll on, oThrough Neozole aeons! myself and children, more? Before you bows each microcosm ‘er my optic nerve obtains Ss ‘UP-TO-DATE LOVE SONG. «, By Albert Payson Terhune. “XDr. Forbest Winslow ways marriage will tn "future be governed by aclence instead BAR LOVE with prophylaotio lip v ‘Wherein oan lurk no germs of grip, +) And hand in hand we'll stray through “eAnd when our mundane Bgo's gone JEALOUS HUSBANDS. By Nixola Greeley-Smith, the most Jealous of men. Lately he has gone through see If he could find anything against me, He took severa) friends’ lettors and fs trying to hold them constantly addresees me in the most awful language, I loathe Sim and fool an if it Is almom a crime to live with him T do and for any .y else who Dear Miss Greetey-Smith; I te most Sian children and have been married tweive years to ot ha aa il dali SN a PERIL TT Paris, ——~ Y DEAR BOY. f M # Paris is palling upon mé. I would take my chances and ship back, but Andy Hamilton and 1 believe, like Bishop Potter, that there should be no undue haste in such matters. I hope they won't drag nmiy name into thet infernal insurance mess, Maybe they won't if 1 stay @way. They sea now, I guens, that James Hazen Hyde waa running a Penny Arcade atAhe Equitable in comparison to the big show John MeCall was giving up toward Canal As for our Mutual friends, the MocCurdys, thelr spectacu- lar scenic production of “The Frensied Wnance Family; or, ‘There's Millions in It” makes Jimmy Hyde's puny efforts at syndicating and favoring friends dook like a dime museum’ set up alongside of the.Hippodrome. I don't know exactly why I got such a sudden case of Jerome-on-the-nerves. ‘tor my health to keep away. I don't want to meeting with Grabbit, that clerk thet our company proseouted and sent up for three years for stealing $100 worth of pom T note you eald he was just out of prison and koked seedy and and that he asked you Yor @ dime, but you were afraid to give & to tim for fear he would go buy drink with ft. My boy, take an ex-eminent man'a advice: If you feel your*pity stirred and ‘want to give—give. Do not let any considerations about the final disposition 6t/ Grabbit probably needed Ahe drink; and what if he did? You take one when You don't need it, don't you? And you are warmly clad and well nourished. If you meet Grabbit again stake him for me to some clothes and bed and » Tm not going to preach, but I'll tell you why I'm ticklish about charity with met ® former acquaintance under the same circumstances once, He hed taken up petty swindling; but I had always big ideas and I had gone into lite insurance. Well, he was down and out, and he braced me one cold night In T was as severely virtuous and temperate as a man could be just coming Away from a wine supper, and I eaid, No, Jackson, if T give you $2 you will rink it up. You will only further degrade yourself, But if you will come with me I will buy you @ good meal, You haven't eaten in days, and you need food| @nd you do not need whiskey!" T'took Jackson to a modest restaurant, He begged for @ drink to #tart with, but Iwas obdurate, I gave him a good dinner, starting off with shad, At 9 next day poor Jackson died in Bellevue from ptomaine poison, Te may be an anti-olimax ‘to add thet they told me wt tho hospital that food slug of whiskey before a meal will knock ptomaines galley west, T denied poor Jackson, but didn't enjoy tt a bit. Which reminds me that wé let many @ poor devil in tre straits kill bimself ‘when 800 might have helped him out—and then send $300 worth of flowers to * Excuse topics, but I'm blue to-day. T saw « pair of handoufts hanging in & second-hand #bop, marked “Made in Hartford, Conn. U. 8 A," and the sight ©¢ them made me think of going back to New York. w = The Cashier Girl. By G. O. McGill, O you Know,” said the Cashier Girl, as she counted up her trading stamps this “that T oan’t understand) he realizes that he's wrong?’ ventured why a man will spend half of his time absorbing al- cohol and making a YOUR DAD, re monkey of himself, and then use up the other half squaring himself for the fool. ish things he does while he's been Joan- ing his In to the demon rum,” “There's some hope for him, then, it the Scribbler. “Sure! That's what I can't under- ald the Cashier Girl, “'T can't understand why @ man with the good aense to know that he's wrong will con- nue to put himself in @ position of humiliation, when @ litte more use of his brains would show him how much the best of it he could bave by leaving the stuff alone.” “Maybe be feels so rich and good when he's trying to mob the gin cart that it makes up for the sadness of squaring himself,” gadd the Scritbler. “Maybe 20,” she replied, "but you'll have to show me. I knbw a man who spent so much time trying to square himself with his wite for making @ nul- sance of himself when he was ‘soured’ with rum that he didn't notice thet she ‘was getting a separation from bim, and when he woke up she Gad gone to live ‘with her folks, and he took to a gold cure place, 90's he could be in condition make enough to pay tho all- “What's the moral?*“asked the Scrib- bler, ‘ell, I think," she continued, ‘that @ man ought to either join the ranks of the ‘Bums’ and give up his entire time to drinking or else out it out entirely; because nothing @ill mix with whiskey but whiskey, and Ly who triés to = anything else mix with it usually inds himself eventually in the bp Une’ ot Place where people eut out paper for a pastime.” letters to my women & rod over my head. Ho I all the for Day me, a M. “2 < iH; Ee 3 =* u 3 i : i ge 3g i 4 ¢ 2 ge = g ih if i ea C The Evening World’s Nome Mnafazine, ' HOT TIPS ON FINANCE. ' " \ By Roy L. McCardell. ‘Letters of an Insurance Man Abroad to His Son " on Broadway. a 1 Ones | i u Papa's Girl eT] Ar, THIS 15 GREAT!L IrS BASY To MAKE YOURSELF BEAUTIFUL, AND TH/S. BOOK TELLS TOU How To Do iT TALS. IM Ross Tromp SN How Jeannette Kept the Secret, xe it Jack gave you the engage-| and Katherine, my pest yee.” ment ring last night? Have hat a notte 1, 1 dl & tt you been showing {t around?” | and qwhen ‘I. told Mayme about it alie “No, indeed: I am not the girl who ‘would want everybody to see my ring. 1 don't belleve in vanity,’ ” didn't show it to any one, “Only to Clara, my old school chum, wanted too see it, t00,"" ny others?’ all except 1d Teavie an how it around. No, indeed, I ‘aée and Lulu and a few others, But] 9M or off a patch, | Washington, D. OG, giving bis fun name. ‘Mere would be no particular Tnarm in it, If you wish to do it It would not, however, be “proper,” Her Mother Objects. twonty and am yy ae eae toa elghtoe: Mey Ee eae man, but company, perplexed young people ean ob- t advice on thelr tangled girl, Loe: ad rin th, Sear oe ae know, Dear Betty: bgt ixteen yours olf. A. tan of | Kept wf eae my company Talso like him yery | alwa; E HOVSEKEEPERS EXCHANGE.| r ‘spoonful i alk for t Cake, spon of va th eo mae in “M to the Navy WAT the watt ht emmy to sTnary froth Birt ie With one cup Rinaly relation must She Attempts Some Local Repairs 2 @& @ @ on Her Facs; but Pride Precedes a Fall COME On, $15,AERE S Auu THE NECESSARY GOING To MAKE MYSEL INTO A BEAUTIFU The Conductor Was Mistaken, PNATOR PENROSE tells of a lady who objected to all strest-car conductors, touching her or calling to her or aay suming that she needed help in getting ar, says the Pintebs lay when the. moto: I 5 don't believe in vanity.""—Chicago News, | wag putting on brakes and slowing much, ag he Is @ sober, hard-working asked to keep my me what to do, M AM Do nothing @t all except to be as nice and natural and sweet as you know how. Any advance toward a tenderer come from the man, ‘There Is lots of time ahead of you, you She Cannot Love Him. Wants to Win Him. |] Sen compan" yin’ oupg may ot ee ow so and promieed ‘te HINGS FOR BEAVTYo/EEKERS, ‘For a Shiny Face, © 198M. amd “Yours Truly.”~Try the recipe herewith, and when BO out leave Just the least on your face and dust « Over it, It will protect) trom the sun and wind and y appearence, sty ‘to reduce the Ki chewing dean fon at any of tilarkty by auch as _6dited by : oth att #2 #& w# « Betty’s Balm for Lovers. # w w& w grains; compound drops; distilled sent | For Dark Spots. thie: ease da removed. n8, | ayvlth the Dina, | Tuesday Evening, October 1 By F, G. Long’ NOW You READ our | THE DIRECTIONS J | | [DON'T BE CRVEL,DLAR, SHE WAS ONLY cd VING A SEC THE RAG TIME Wind Man! | forthe 7, 190: THE NE 4 Ped HERE was more of the atmom) phere of Italy in the auditorium than on the stage of the Knic erbocker Theatre last night. The of ventilation made st hot audience than Petruchio made ie Katherii of the 3 Petruchio, the Tamer, makes hie Shrew" that Mr. Miss she Marlowe; #0. much 0, fact, A Virginia, Harned, watched the amiable ig sey @ box, couldn't possibly have felt any fear at ren wing soa intanee with her husband after play, ‘The fame of the co-stars will nelther rise nor fall by last night's perform- ance, | And, r once, re ware even. Mr, Sothern was what termed a lor Petruchio, Mi is to atrow adjectives over ne & Shakespearia: hat im fairly intelligent: justification for thie sin, y season, when anythin, Qs scarce @8 Gl. ‘pend “Plenging,” then, js the hichest praise that the facts in the oase warrant. This “taming” ia @ nice thing to your sister to see—no seminary education Is complete without It, ite @ monotonous reading of hi lines and an almost total absence o that Inborn quality of humor which the character requires, Mr, Sothern got on the good side of the audience trom the first and) stayed there to the last, For one thing. he mana to disguise ne physical shortcomings remarkably wel and acted be & gusto and betes juite aurprising. Man; a with aim for his raion of the play, which dispenses with the prologue and leaves other scenca to the Imagination. Maude Fealy in “The Truth Tellers,” a comedy by Martha Morton, gnve the Indy arose andythe conductor shout, ed: “Watt, leddy, until the oar stops.”’ Bighth avenue an opportunity to judge of the embarrassing complica‘ions aris ing from tolling the truth In our modern society, at the Grand Opera-House last night. ‘¢ play, which ie presented by Fred orton H 9 the story of five Children who been brought up by their father always to tell the trath and jo act according to their conscience. At he death of thelr father they ane loft to the care of a worldly aunt, and thelr Joe Cawthorn, in ppite in ‘Tammany Hall” was the vehicle which Kiaw & Erlanger hose "Don't addreen mo, sir, as lady," indignantly replied. “Beg your pardon, ma'am,” replied n| the conductor, “but all of us is Hable to ip | make mistakes.” Abit ip. perhaps f woul? "gos no sno other, as I have Sad en Fiendn Teimpiy Kept with hin be was 30 ly coming a) ving OM he, One, Was 1 mst if sid Rot fove hier ” ve mea. gold watch and bracelet, it _neves- sary to return them? GR. T might tell you very romantically that if you do not love the man you ought not to marry him. But if you here never experienced a stronger feeling for any one else than you do for him I think you would be fool to give him up. If you hmve a # temper however, you ough to marry hi, Wait @ year, any and see how you feel then, The T| ter of Kelesing must be determined tirely by Your personal feelings, bigié verized tannin and alkanet ohips; let macerate for five hours, then strain | through cheese-cloth. Apply to the lips when necessary, For a Troubled Liver, T, &—A wallow complexion ts tn * so in your case It t# probably would advise you to see your physician \And get hit to presorive calomel in the proper quantity, { ATIE G.—To tomaye k mpots apply the following: Sulphate of sine (made smooth or levigated), Graiie; elder Mower cintment, 1 ounce, Apply at night aod wash away some casos hereditary, but if not! med traceable 40 disordered liver, and 1! ¥ presentation of Joseph Caw~ yl Broadway a9 0 star. Phere by nothin, jous about Brits any mo! : than t about any of Ha musical yt emenate from. the Redgeinedereme Schwarts ination, ue it Is fall, of wood muaie cod 8 noes, and there is & chorus of pretty girls who run through amasing figures. Mr, Cawyiorn is) presented ie HK familiar told, that of @ German of big heart, and bi pocketsook, Von Swobentrita he runs for Alderman, gets elected, and bis treatment of “the “A Night in an English tn 6A Parlor Petruchio \ pre’ A Spotied Katherine ve| eause of the } | of the shrew. spoiled child that nearly every ia @ apolled sort of Katherl f summing of an interesting, avent may be a bit shocking to those Tinkering with a play of Bhaksepenre 9 —— ee “The Truth Tellers.” my i” usually leaves it thhaje of peontas., the se wie piddden even bY Sustiva which Recon’ k erat i j ui most of It Bee it But that whaling shorus when patheane comes by ord Howe to 8 wives did. to say the a AT tiowe ha f more Intimate im thade it auonethee Katherine, the Shrew, before tho taming. tor, “the erm, i ai 0) be wal ht an late, and ‘hreatening bu for the an carpenter. Bie’ 4 her hair down over her eves Land hi Kiiged in the most extravagan- | tantruma, Her Rerisleld fs Be fe erous ma i bay et ines surrounded nautlot bogie snle j her. She fall has, only more so. She more like ja self-willed country git) who hasu'- ert Katherine: that: Bhakeapent® Im fathering ewe ne Incked reliance And drew. the subtle touch of conempt that Ads Rehan, for one, gave to the role, She came on the scene holding In leash two domestic 4 ot war in shape of rey and nd abe rode oey to mai- martyrdar on the back of lo's patient of burdei Jp to this tlne there had empty sound and Kid but jai departure Was alive with elon Giherine’t droll | miaary, in truvo! a shows ke Ther at atciimony aaa? nat out her, 80 far aa her white dress was ooi- cerned, but she was a picture in Breen-and-red peasant dress that changed for her bedraggied garments at the end the hapless journey Babots gave a finishing and resounding, toueh to the unusual Sogtt . The scene In which Katherine is led to the bridal chamber is cnpitally ear: Ned off by both Miss Marlowe and Mr Bothern, But the sy r scone wan carried a bit too far, To be more explicit, It was cnrried into one of be boxes, Mr. Bothern almed the mutton at the ook, but hit a thea re party. Perhaps he felt It was give than to recelve a'r CHARLES descent into the midst of London # clety, where they # tike at the root of the shams and decelts by thir ob! habit of calllng a spade a rpade, comedy a havoc in udhvndar " of the acts are laid in dreland, and 4 polltical plot and a budding love affalr tun ‘brough the fave Maude Fialy plays the role of a @ix- tean-year-olds girl, the oldest of the truth-tellora, The other Bldney Carlyle, Cory Powers and Litt Toy, T lies Alfred Hudson, I —_——_ + As Frits) tosh, Eather Lyon, Blanche Moulion, Orme Caldura, ¢ “Tammany : Hall.” boys” provides fun and muse for three | } freite Movhew ae Mea Hartedi Melville Ellis as a young vil | love with a chorus girl. Juilu as a politician with More | than he hes use for, and | rast, the rodeubta! I | Ing and amusing Ada Le ff | Mantoure wirl, shared the honors wis Mr, Cawthorr In the last act “Me | enthushisn by gett Una and giving some of old selections of his yau There are three agid to plot, but plenty to amuse, ‘Music Fal.” jeoidedly Brite A gilded youth In rapidly progressive ag ances OF at in wholesale | # or nos und a schoolboy pn tities at Hammeratoln's Vietorla | b ow by n'y fauher we. 4 ant when Fred Korno’s London * Theol comedy was nat nights mpany mate ite American |of a divinely sutiis order, “tra yom Sl he ane-agt fagoe "A Nlaht In Hpel Ov Cis stage wil pay “dust Hall. : An Uppopadar prin “rhe Mago Was set as fo music bail | donna, while tie scicolboy did rennedd, Ku , with boxes on ether side. hese ‘tose were filled with types com- mon eno' in London, but practically unlnown here, Between the boxes ap- in the various performers doing thelr dreary pon disgust or delight HAPELY pottiooats ‘ane ever in demand by well dressed to paamtow BUREAU, No, 1 West Twenty-third street, oe | putty-blowing stunts at a juggler. 4, fake wrestling match oynelided a pr formance that was uneq led = for dainty wit since the palmy “variety daya when vhe original McGiffin woe wont to ralse a perennial laugh by ex- pectorating in the original MeGuffin’® eye. tv ily ‘ EES ye |