The evening world. Newspaper, October 16, 1905, Page 11

By Roy Li McCarde i, She Has.a Burglar Scare and Wants a Dog. out anti all houre-— Only inet and 4 EER? Ht £ = oft didn't want Roped that wouldn't be the beginning of gueh conduct on your part, such @ comfort to me, and I don't know why you object to ple ever interfere, My cousins may come and visit us once tn a while and stay @ month or #0, @nd brother Willie may be good enough to ve with us and @oyvee me with his boyish prattle througl the jong, lonely hours when yop atay downtown y you seem to prefer to your wife’ ' visite; they expect me to treat them like company, and they are always etic! thelr nose In my affairs jand want to know how much money you make and tell me they think you | Mirt; and they borrow everything of mine they can wear and ruin it, While, as for brother Willie, what g00d Ig he to me? 1 never seo him ex- with the men whose corbpan: But I do not get any pleasure ont of my cou! home with ws instead of living alone over there in Brooklyn, No matter if she is tn the house she never interferes, She tells you wha she thinks of you, and she gives me good advice to not be so silly as to pul ‘ap with the way you treat me, but mamma never interferee~none of my peo- ‘'M eo afraid of burglars, Mr, Nagg! 1 am ail alone im this house aight after night, while you are cept at meal times. for I will way for him thet he never misses a meal, And that’s why I tell you I am afrald of burglars, and was going to ex, plain, sf you will only let me speak, that I think you ought to put in a burg- Mar alarm or get a fierce dog. was 50 many burglaries up thore, Lt was euch a terridl #oared ev y iust to look at t waa prot by such a noble silverware and valuables and left a note sayin dog only it wam’'t of a pure breed, and next investigate, the dog was so ferocious the police were afrald to come In, Which shows us that dogs are very aagaclous, and we ought to have one to keep away burglars ike the Gimbics, p But what do you car ne ee rererneeel That Monday Morning Feeling, By Altert Payson Terhune, 1B there anything on record in this measly mundane ephei I One-half #o wretched, bleak, forlorn, Gisconsolate and geing by the Ume your work's begu 4 your spirits, on » liver, heart and head Unill you tee! You'd gladly pay nine dollars to be dead, Wrron dewn ye cd your desk two days ago and drew your pay You r red a the man who frat invented Saturé The w tooked bright, with Sunday ro drear a0, ‘The office erowd weomed splendid chaps, the Boas the whitest ever, But, oh! The dow day the differance! You sit and wor ‘Wino sages oud piillosophers have wanted weary years Breakfast waen't fit to eat; wn train wes filled with hogs who captured every seaty Those oftee’chaps you thought'so nice are grumpy, rude and cross; + how you ever DREAMED you Itked the Boss! “Wiguring out what Mew beyond thie vale of human ‘tears; To dope ov adixg's foya full earnestly they" sought, And on the Other Pleco’s worw they've lavished lurid thought, Yur here's tePin viddlo polved, Above, twill be forever Sunday! Ah! Figure to yourgol? the bas of thus @ldestepping Monday! Whilo--Eleowhere—(sit.ners, mark this well and take w timely waratng!) wer ui) forever “twill be ALWAYS Monday morning! THE HORSE TROUBLES. ‘Tt i9 not to the auto bis ‘The horre his trouble ower, , Pou see, Me driver ts ures of all his “whoas.”’ ) Preg?. npn cb ee cet “HAVE A BR La polloeman the other day, humor, T lett ten,” wite degertions that orcur, a passionate relentlessness.” ‘of advice to young énen, COMPENSATION, Whon censure has unjustly raised Its voice, don't quit the i Yorne day, perhaps, you will ‘With quite a¢ litte it Sine News, AIN OF ICE, By Nixola Greeley-Smith. ’ z HIS {a my tether, I want you to arrest tim. He deserted my mother twelve years ago,” An angry young woman grasping an elderly man by the coat sleeve thus addressed an astonished bs hag rated se lender Drag indy for my feelings! Yes, 1 will cry all T want ta rest to crown the week's endeavor, praised And the man transferred himself to the strong arm of ‘tho law with relief, remarking, with perhaps conschoun Her mother was just like that. ‘That's the reason ‘And at the same time it was the raawon for malt the Women have goquited many rights in. the last fitty years, And thoy are atrugg!ing for many more which they will witimately attain, But no/ woman has ever hed, or ever will bave, the Ngbt to a bad temper, = 4 “Brain of Jee, hand of steel, beert of fire, clear vision, and cold, steady graap of the lever, end masterful and yet ‘This 1s Senator Boveridge's recipe for niagouline effective- nich eh ‘ae $A, Mon F ro CLAY Paars 4 oo Svecesrvion doy ‘LBeening: |Hotw Vp-to-Date English Sawed Dusty Rhodes from the Ignominy of Working 46 your shun ‘Happy (?) School Days! Look at the flerce dog the Gimbles had at Now Roohelle the summer there | jooking brute that it and |t was euéh a comfort to know one as Mra. Gimble told mo herself, He wae a very dainty dog and would only eat beefsteak; and when burg lars @Ji break in the Gimbleo’ house the doy must have thought they were | members of the family, and he never barked while théy took au the jewelry, they would have taken tho} ay, when the police came to | Teachor—Frankie, I should think you would be ‘ashamed to stand always at the foot of the Claas, and) jer yoy stay away from school to-day because you | weddin' ? you the biggest boy in achool! | FrankiesWell,, ma'am, it'e a good foundatiog to j band ont Cleveland Pisin Daaier, would spread the news around among ri in house and ¢het if ‘You, regkon it do 4 ie “But why won . Rekase, 4k understand de sit- washyn, Maer sald you were sick | Wiilte—Well, eahit you it Didn’t Work. BORGE,"* said the Colonel to a colore? man wham he met on the street, according to the “Il wish you Deore that Tam going to set a it won't be my sab, T'll do so, aah, but T don't dave ae Fido—Come and have @ drink, be water tn our drinking fountain, THINGS THAT THE AVER & Their Only Chance for a Drink. | old chap, It's been raining, so maybe there'll eh By Walter Wellman. Willie's Sister—winte, Your teacher just bold me she | Lillie--Willie, why do dey have a ‘best man’ at a Wilte—So if de groom backs out dere'll be some one nee I've got heart trouble? AGE WOMAN to take his place, Fath¢r’s Come-ack, T Was bound ‘to come sooner or later, oye the Pittsburg Gazette. We have had father haunted by the taunting refrain, committing sulolde to escape {t and father tetipe, youn hopeful out to the woodshed to sho’ him that there are times when eves father works, But father hag taken ‘his pen in hand Ne result; ‘meetings; Takes in the matines Father toils and worries, Ho has a good time—nit; . Byorybody wor At our house But Mi uit” te tt ‘no phyaleal | fod. Yet nall-driving is, or should be, nO more diffioult thin a dozen othe feate of wtrenmth and accuracy of ave Which ‘Wontell ¢an readily perform, ,~ Did vou ever gee a pencil tHht » yong people ran ob- om their tai i Batty, Tate be ade: ia} Is Kissing Proper? a the nao T mot ly Sg time have or, iow can 1 3 8 fo) q. Mel, kee, the girl again and ask hor to | woman hed sharnened? Or, rather, At’ you ever see what had bee belare: she tnokled it? way chat the Bisse had taal tae ree last- failures: mn, ee BEGCY’s BALM FOR LOVERS. always took off my tw on the strent, without eet i weed ing to her, ‘Toe had somedod sek me why T don't call anit more, spank the wooky matter In a 1 be thia: The girl lover otier 2 mw, but the sons ooh hes nw fat Seater t would you vavist ms to do? ner ANXIOUS. T would cease theorising on the sub- marry me, / Dootste Is Pussled, Doar Rett: HAVE been receiving attentions fr-m © very oh, young fellow, He feoms quite of although I have heard he ing of toarry- ily ene one else, wo! you 14- vino me t) do? YPSLE, 183 LAURA BURT, who »xred with the late Sir Henry Irving and tho world's—lamented actor: “The most toresfi) Impression | gained | of Mr. Irvine was of te wreat kind- Te often allowed the husoand or wite of a playér to swalk on.’ on they call Ht, #0 that the couple could be tn- | gether, Once, when a young harniet | broke his instrument, Mr. Irving bow@he | him another, He was always perform: | ing Kindly acts, At the end of a long engagement he always gave his em. ployees a farewell supper, entertaining them handsomely, “With all this, Mr, Trving tmpreaved | one as A man who Wan always Alone, A little corpa of employees surrounded | him to keep even the members of te | company at a distance, While travelling the would hardly apeak to anyone the | whole day through, “An American cannot realize tho of-| fection in which he was held In’ Bea land, Haniivy a town we vialted that 414 not have a crowd at the station to come. I remember the day he waa taken fl at Bath tast spring. The tl.) ners was really caused by the fact that Mr, Irving stood all day in the open | alr with his hat off, acknowledging ( greetings of the people who had come! to see the unvelling of a monument, | He told me he loved America, but wie 80 deeply grieved whon he found that his last spoech here had bren misqu >! that he stayed In his stateroom ay the whole voyage hdme,”” fe O* thing Sir Henry could not tol- | erate was A purlesque of hie Hot- ing, Neither could he forgive playtulnoes ofthat sort, feoling that tt | placed him In a ridiculous Nght, iis death recalls the athry of how be re venged himself upon Nat ©. Goodwin at a dinner in London some years ago at which he presided as toartmarter. When the time arrived for the epeechen | {t was’ noticed that Slr Henry did not call upon Goodwin, and a near-by stor reminded him of his oversight, game time handing him a cara Goodwin's name plainly’ written it, Bir Henry iald the card on the > ble, and ft wan not until he bad re- celyed neveral additional reminders that fhe rope to hia feet, adjusted his ¢y Siaases and, holding the card so that hy might got a good light on It, anil ve handed me the-wh--card igan actor, the name te-ah— ah—let me see (here he pretended not to know the name of Goodwin and studied the card), Oh, yes; It's-nh— Mr. Nato Glodwin.” Being aboyt three feet to the left of Goodwin, Mr Henry retook his seat while a num dor) of near-by avtora made the mistaae move patent by audibly whispering the proper pronunciation of Goodwin's name, | ee without the superstitions of the profession. Once when Sir Henry Was opening &@ @eagon at the Knicker- bocker Theatre he went to the maneger To Reduce Flesh, M. Strict adherence to the following regimen will take off * the supenfiucus flesh: Avold ‘all marchy 404 sweetened food, atl) corenia, vegeterles containing sugar or ttarch, auca a8 peas, Deans, corn, po toloes, &o, Have your bread toasted; sprinkle it with enlt {nebend of butter. Milk, I tegret to #ay, if it be pure and good fs taneuing. Hot water is an ex- collent substiute for other liquids. Add) ‘a Hittle of the jutoe of times or lemons) to it, If you choome, Limit your eleep- ing hours to seven at the outside, No reps. You muat tale exercise, mM you cannot walk at least five miles a day, and do not wheel, go to One of the Instt- tutions where mechanical massage Is given. Several of my correspondents te- port excellent results from this method | —, VEN the early au- E tumn is apt to bring nights quite cool enough to créate the demand for such might drawers a the ones illustrated, Active children are quite sure to be rost- Jem in their sleep and ‘to throw off any cov- ering whioh can be re- moved. Gleeping gar- ments made after this manner at all dan- ger of exposure and cold and are com/ort- able and satisfactory to the young wearers at tho same time, In thin Ingtance the ma- tertal is white shaker flannel, the finish being Mitle frilly of embroid. ery, but for gmmediato weather musin ts quite warm . enough, while for /the colder nights there is a cholce al- lowed of this material or of canton flannel and of all tho wosh- ible forts, The little | garment is made with waist and drowers, the two being heli to- wether by buttons vowed to the waist and buttonholes worked in Chiid’s Nig tion at tho ankles by being gathered int finish of any known, The quantity of material required for yards 2% inches wide. Pattern 4828 ty out in sixes for ch! of age. How to Call oF send by mail to Obtain Bema tl ama These cheer him or present an address of wal- | fi \ London to san his and Bredorieke Movtls j eat he ever went to Warhingion w: | Battinore, and regutarly \every year HE ditingulshed actor was not) the bands of the drawers These Inst are genero end sald, “Wi you thet the first person pay Uoket? *- UNY aro continuing ty . £3 thinge of "Wilile’” Calter Inika don. ‘Pits We trom tive Mentos Ms ‘Mr. Witham Collier at che Theatre ecatizas thie finpreadoy he made in “The Diotatoy’ (he very vemarkeble man, Ly that po ‘there wie gomeitiag to be besides bimselt; in ‘On "the Augustiw Thomas, he ts alone. hin glory, What 'On the Quiat’ additke: co being very w by bard (0 eay—"farde’ be tony’ Glen title it sugesaty at Ames 6 strel ontertainment, and at nf 4 harlequinade, tuetod “thro broad Amerioan, wit! ity whith carries every bing The plot ts ag old on the bile, and of Its Jokes mutt Nave ntrsed the i on thelr know.” By the I ) ting Is that My, Coillor We ve fs , est highs hak, } i ue the ‘dul th 4 inne, led, wi immelt’ may, of hia powe aooent; hat deopor than or a with ney It; Hew a that. A man who San In one comtinuou non the ie meu t it tw dtitioult, quent tw enn fr. Colter: thinks nah! too humble to bo ¢@ eed itn tulapted to hte umes, cord ap) y, Worse the play the more de enjoys f, and the other people. on. on other banda ala be whal is il ae t te the fovel ‘ole as fa amlng, ho raises tt bh hilarating {rol ting Engiieh joke, o. 0 8 ot the enterptisn of trattond of Jwihye da from Manchester to N spanking I lov'a play, “AVhat she Buiter Saw," the Bketoh perks: "Deciledly out vf the ordinary ac this apecdal (rain ds froin Manchester, thore was one actor to where genius R Wos & vegulay trhoce, This was the late Hae win o i. Washingtan had for dim gucl & hetror, by reagon pf the fant that 2 Woe in that elty that brother, Jupiese Beutus Boottr, atte Abreham Ly tha™he would never) 80 there, and, in mplte of the most 7 cng rend he retused to i pear tn any of ite-theajres, The née played ¢ week's in that od for engig reat its bequtttel women, v Algot af Die engagement oll trains tiged tbe run from Washington to Baltimore and back again, in opder that the SWasaingtonlans imigh, have the opportunity of seeing Mim act, and the number of people was so large that it paid the raflway company bane somely,"* eee R. JEROME K, JOROME delle M cately describes his adwptacton ot a Jules Lemaitre comedy whith Mr, Chosies Froitman is to pro+ ) Suse her) as “a problem play, wiiout anybody xs “Pu styn very amwh out of fashion, even In Paris. CHARLES DARNTON, HINGS FOR BEAVTY-/EEKERS, of wetting the vigorous exorcisethay ros quire, ‘The system 4s thoroughly wholes some and not expensive, . In reducing flesh’ the one fact to recollect Is thet fat ta carvon—oxygen des:roys or durng ou. cweboa, You must gonsume ‘che * carbon by the oxygen you tale thug your lungs, The more exercise the ‘ more oxygen’ and consequent destruce eX Hen af fat by the one teediacul method ? of curing cbealty, A Cure for Dandruff, J T. D.—Here ts « cure for dondruf, . It may ‘also allay the Itehng of which you eomplain. ‘'fiheture of cantharides. 1 ounce; liquid ammonia, 1 dram; glycerine 1-2 ounce; off thy 1-2 dram; rosemary oll, 1-2 Mw all together with six ounces of rose witer, with Rub the “cen thoroughly hfs praparaton untl no f wi dence of dandiuft tw noticed, uid MAY MANGON’S DAILY FASHIONS, fit Clothes— Patterm No, 4813, © 1% ly ful and are held In poste o straight bands, The sleeves alto are, full and there te @ tomm-over collar at the neck that makes the mort eatisfagtory a child of four is 33-4 yards 2 or 218 dren of two, four, elx aod elyht yours THE BVBNING WORLD MAY MAN FASHION BUREAU, No. % West Twenty-third atree » Bend ten cents in ooin oF stamps for each pattern EA Tar ee i a va ne ¥