The evening world. Newspaper, October 5, 1905, Page 17

A h Ev ay “HOT TIPS ON FINANCE. - By Roy L. McCardell. / ' Letters from an.Insu rance’Man Abroad to His Son -on Broadway. : hs M won ten thousand jueer ways here in When the police ture business, and ve the clothes torn off. On the other hand, you can't slip out trom the office lunch time and give the password at an iron door yo lay a tenner on the ponies with the added anticipation of getting your hoadache massaged away with @ club by impulsive Inspector Schmittberger, ,@ “domioliiary “visit.” never emash a thing. Paris, Sept, 9%, Y DEAR BOY; Yours’ to hand and contents noted, en reply find Inclosed draft on my Paris bankers for a thousand. I went to the races at Longchamps the other day and Jn the mutuals, The grand looked like Fifth avenue on Easter Sunday. They have Franco, You oan bet a million and not ur bagk by two dollar pikers, it pay a call of that kind bere st ta called rabid have friends in the furni+ Jf tan't at alt like home, So far as I can learn, the police In New York have not raidgd Jolin A. Mo- Call's . Talk about Big Tim pull like a steam winel: competing with Bulllyan! Generous, John McCall has @ trained ‘flea! Maybe, my boy, I-got @ case of nerves and stampede premature, ‘This came to my mind wien I went to the American church the day after I Janded ( can't bhake off the bakit of betng respectable all at ably #eated before the preacher opened up ),' and T hadn't got comfort: ith. tho statement “The Wicked Flea Whea,No Mah Pursueth, but the Righteous Are Brave as @ Lion,” ‘The blow almost killed fattier, I noto your mention of meeting @ ‘ charming young tady in the thedttloal pro- fession, New, look here, my boy, I€ she's one of chic, chaste and charming chorus girly who marries rich men's sons a an investment, intimate that there fs nothing doing, ‘Tell her father is unforpunate and has plenty of troubley of his own, I note you also met her mamma, My boy, put on your air, There ts @ mplit fwiteh shead of you and the signals are set wrong! Go blow, or ‘you will be comparing gethacks In after life to the next day mamma called @ girlish voice saying: "Thls ts papal” trouble “mother used to make," father? I used to study sociology #ome mysclf, ve Introduced to th maternal progenitor, and the @ cab fora temporary loay. Never yet have I heard As these words were not sald to you,“fon't\you turn up here in Paris @ bilthe blondbride and say them to her in my presence, ay In other worda, don't aocept any responsibilities or other I, 0, U,'s, But have q good tne, Of course, that {8 easter sald than done. I find ¥ don't enjoy being cut-ub, now that I am free I used to cruise around town after the hosin oa Tirown: Tt In nice money, but there after all, its @ and not the winnings that No, I am not ting homesick, but ‘works in the Diatet-Attorney's oftioe, I my name's written ‘hore, At € o'clock evbrybody in Paris drinks sbsinthe, &'s no child's play. Enjoy yourself, 20th Century Office Boy. By Albert Payson Terhune. st a in @ Wall atreet magnate’s room, Where financiers deploy, ‘That I found asleen ina weary heap A emall-sized ofMieq boy. His fingers were numb and ameared with ink From soribbling overtime, And T heard film moan in an undertone ‘This rambling, ruetul rhyme: "Ob, I am the up-to-date office bor In this era of high finance, And the Dummy Dinrector and Wall street's protector . And Priest of the Temple of Chancel, "I Gandle the life-ineurance lpans, + And Work out financial deals, And deliver orations on market quota. tons, And engineer frandhise stoals. I act for the Boss upon seventeon doards Ard I write his Snancial news, Ana I testify to his morals high Before impudent Lawyer Hughes, “For I am the up-to-date office boy this twentieth century town, and I eign the checks and T stack the deoks ‘Til Wall street fears my frown, “When @ company's to be art afloat Or o legislature ‘squared,’ ‘Then they vend with jov for the office boy And # Jot of bothers spared, \\_ I'm an ex-offielo Pi aident Of seventeen different Boards, And Director-in-Chipt and the man wh qi to do #0, or have a» much fun as wh legal hours in a cab and greet porwr joes doing the same with @ tremulous “Shsh! Call me Mr, fs more pg toe oy fn stealing i, and, ‘eep us glued to the lay out, if you meet any bright Young man who ‘will audit the expense bill ¢o find out it It tastes like paregorto, but YOUR DAD, HAVE A LAVGH with the Funny Men, — Philadelphia Presa Man: “Why am I gloomy? demanded undegirable admirer, to whom she nad siven the cut direst. “Isn't it enough to make one gloomy to be cut by the one he loves best?” “The idea!” ¢@3 eirl, "I didn't shaved yourself, med the heartless i know that you 7 © © “Gekctous!" exciatmed the visitor, “whi hat odor?’ “That,” #aid the native, “ls the trade- wind.” fee "ale ee me comes fi western end ofthe town wher ike all the other svanufac- Chteage Tribune Man. The pale, proud girl turns to the big, heavy-browed man who !s gazing at her #0 intently, He has @ glittering knife in his hand. “Have you no heart?’ she asks in jow, even tones, “No,” he tells her, “Then give me ten cents’ worth of liver,” Rapidly outting off - the desired amount the butcher wraps jt up for ¥, gives her her change ard.trading stamps and turns t y pee thy 0 Walt-on the next Somerville Journal Man: 1 pity Bjones, although tre has Enough of worldly wealth, A wife and seven children, and A store of perfect health, He. misses something from his life To make it rich and ripe, To comfort, bless, and solace him. Te doesn't smoke a pipe, won't ‘beef m If folks saw what'p become of ‘thelr hoards, “Who woultn't be up-to-date office hoy | At my princely salaroe? For I'm boml-issue siiler and paying teller On a wielly wage of Three!’ a is t os a ? Wit Ree, eines J) ly Nf ball By Nixola Greeley-Smith, HANK heaven, reli predecessor in Needless to popularity, to fall as trippingly to the public " 0 E DUEL OF SEX.” And 80 1 pity poor old Bjones, T wouldn't oltange with him, Altho my chance of being rich Is vey, very dim, What though of the successful man He seem tp 4 th Boel Trub pineds he never knowe~ Ho Nene t smoke a pipe. * ‘there la an\end to the “strenuous jife,” That poor unfortunate, overworked phrase has heen, 08 hee! flows from ipsa rt to “innocuous deaietude”’ the tial & spoon, and so continaé until Preldentall cyatara ate. ploeip, Boriahle with salt |@———> favor, * however, It hay & successor, And Bernard @haw, doomed for his \rilllant soofting at no as I, M6, tho author thereo! te il GIVE (01000 Ale Wi Power | Oyster | SMITH WITH ALL THE COMPORTS OF A HOME. _|AND WHAT HAVE WE} Smith Leaves Race«Track Fun to the Boys.” ; ¥ ae G‘s i: fme Magazine, the Comforts of Home # By Gene Car. | He Can Get More Real Thrills in His Own House, |% Ry Pa o Mi i easel “Ilow's de game?” “'Taln't over yet. “What's de trouble, Jimmy? “Aw, nothin'! I’m just givin' ma her dally exercise,” WHERE TO KEEP IT. You that gow, an’ you thab. reap, Dey'se got '285| Hear the bells a-ringin', runs an’ two out in do folst inning, an’ | Glve your trouble wings, but keep now de game's called on account of darkness!" i : HOUSEWIFE’S __ ~ ' Union Grill, ; LEAN ond pint. of oysters and drain off all the liquor possible, Put oysters In chafing dish, and and pepper, and 044 two tablespoons butter, Serve on Sophyrestes, rebit. Nu b ‘out In small pieces, one- fourta teasjoon salt, fow grains cay. énne and two eggs. Clean, panto) Gra oysers, reserving Mauor; EXCHANGE| Yow are and asic hor to: give you an- Joy In your heart a-singtn’! m Atlanta Conatitution. ® All perplexed young people can ob- tain expert advive on thelr tangled love affairs by itgn) Betty. Let. tors for her should Sheen s to BETTY, Post-OMice box 1,04, New He Drank’ Too Much. rite to hor » + Him. _BEGGOY’/ BALM FOR LOVERS. HIS CHOICE, A grafter's Mfe is not for me~ V'@ rather anchor near Some million dollar deals and be A fréngied financier, ~Philadetphia Press. | away from Georgie Goodboye,” “Ab, my litle lad, I suppose you had to work hard 10 get that good condyolt medal" “Sure! It took me an hour to git it T was on” of thon days that just happen, Channcoy My | panion in the Subway at noon; Chauncey Oleott tenors Into matinee ladies’ hearts In the aftorioon, Two ¢ single thought—to get the ahekels, But ob, how dittérent? | t tion was written on the face of one; Ireland forever, the other, No one could look on those ¢wo maps of wert castor to free Ireland than the Equitable, The Chay looked worrled about himself; the Chauneey at the Majegtho’ himself. That was the very great difference, It is 4 question how the very lat jhe been able to peck over the Colum: atue Into the theatre at the Olr~ jole ‘Phe chances aro he would have (deen surprised to hear himself singing never dreamed of, to seo bim- elf romping with children who played “indians” as though born to vaude> ville, and to dixcover a hindsignt whieh discerned his destiny with @ clearness that no foresight equipped with double- lensed glasses could have equalied. Tho lamented Mr, Hurke both lived and died too goon, He should have waited for Mr, Olcott, Mr, Theodore Burt Bayre and the tri Fatr to show him that hope and” box-ottice receipts spring hand-in-hand, Mr, Oliver Goldsmith might also learn & fow things about himselt by dropping down through the roof of the Majestic, He ‘Would hear “ie Littic Bi Story" sung into his ear by way of en- cburagement, and as broad ‘a brogue as ever was brought to London. it's really too bad that alreh’!p navigation hasn't reached @ higher atate of perfection, Meanwhile Mr, Olcott might concern himself with those pictures in the lobby, ‘Phere are wrinkles in them, even like unto those of Chauncey-of-the-Bubway, ‘The only wrinkle to be observed across the footlights Is a new une, Mr, Oleott is growing @crious, ‘Nhat's what comes Of being compelied to live up to a. repu- tation like Burke's, To ba sure, he Aghts It of by making his entrance over & garden wall, coddling the Mnevitable tots and attuning h's voloe to something swetter than House of Commons Edmund Burke (Chaunesy Otoott) Speeches, but every now and then he . aueoaoe a the e™, {a obliged to respect Burke's memory, ngthersa Tis herote explott, for this season only, Is rescuing the use) J0to, eweet- heart from that devil-of-a-fellow the Prince ot Wales, Heaven pity Mr, Greenleaf when he play# the Prince at a benefit performance for the Order of beshiainn yh " ye ries Lady Phyllis. (Edith Milbourne Smith) Attacked by Indians, The play is Interesting and bright with repartee for Chauncey, the pidge 18 prettily staged and the company is all that ever! an Englishman could ask, As for Mr, Olcott, he ls not only as glib and Braceful aa ever, but he hey managed to keep the moths out of his voice. Yes, he ts poor at first, but he finishes in watered silk, Watered things seem ‘to be popular tn |Chauncey elroles, CHARLES DARNTON, —— Within the Law, 4 M: PAULA EDWARDES teat this fact. The gulde and I had stopped the sumer travelling in the tar} before a canvas showing two doves, ‘ “Wowt, Miss Edwardes saya that| ‘Here 9 an artiat,' I nwnarked, ‘who the Muhornetan religion permits of | hag allowed his enthusiasm to wot away j more pA ati than dors the Ralnes | with, his acrupies. His. ploture tente- | law. faithful are forbidden ‘to | somethine alive.’ ‘Not at All’ res | “TE na tame wilt lool wert turned the gulde T @ objers,"" MI Siwardes paint any live obj aaa eave | more cloecly” sho will see that these relates, “and yot f frequently saw in te are not allve. A bullet hole ‘as |} Constantinople pictures of birds and ni painted in the breast of eachy “— nals, One «ay 1 commented on’ Harper's Wedkly, her exotse for not writing was certainly original. Tell her you wish an answer one way or the other, and that you will fot be played with any more, She Wants Him to Call. Dear Detty: AM.a girl of eightoon, and know & young man whom I think a great deal of, Would ike to have him oh ap mo, although he has asked. Would it be proper for me tp ank Mim to call? It would not, strictly speaking, be proper fot you fo ask him. If, however, ou a Mt very much and are willin i Pin Uh umitiats of his pos- sible ject of the Invitation, go ahead, Sometimes She Dislikes Him. Dear Wotiys HAVE been keeping company with t ing man for dwo years, At t him very much, but since ) TE bave chi metimes | eae ios Pa red him, in his Com. a8 though he ig not meant Anat, or could get T have BEAUTY HINTS Cream for Moth Patches. SRTRUDE.—Moth paich is oftes G very difficult to cure and In,some eves It Is nécessary to ume elec- trielty befere the spots can be ban- ished: Ordinarily, however, the whiten- Ing cream and lotion are all that Is necessary, Bach night, after carefully clean the skin with warm wader and the paste soap, apply.the whitening cream, rubbing it In well until all is absorbed. ‘The cream ts rubbed tn woll | satisfactory with the finger tips, paying special at-|.t will be fo tention to the patches, In the morning wash with cold water and apply the lotion. Good Hair Tonlo. 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