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Mrs. Nagg and Mr. — By Roy L. McCardell. That Gentle Woman Deplores Her Sad Fate. $a LAD to see me looking #0 Cheerful? Why, Mr. G Nags, am I ever anything elset Ono would think, to hear you talk, that I burdened your life with complaints, No, Mr. Nagg, if you can have the heart to tako advantage of @ simple, trusting, cheerful nature Hke mine, do so! “But I would be ashamed, Mr. Nogg, yes, ashamed, if 1 had a good wife, like I am, to abuse her as you do, Or, if 1 had a good home, to neglect it as you have and as you de! “I have put up with it for years, Mr. Negg, but some day the worm will turn! If I wes like other women’ would be more appreciated. + “Look at other men that Ivo on this street, Do they act the way you do? No, they do not! Oh, to not blame It on people right. My own dear mother has told you to your it you gave ber @ miliiod dollars you could not alter her opinton of you. haven't a million dollars, of course, and I woutdn’t let you give It to you do enough for other people and tt 1s wbout thne that “You do not like him because he does not truckle to you; he hes too much spirit for that, Ie is only twenty-four, and If It were not that wicked young men lead him astray he'd be all that one could wish, “And I do not know why you are always picking a quavrel with me about my foelatives. I nover quarrel with you about yours, I go my way and they go theirs, and {f they think they can dictate to me, or pull the wool over my eyes ‘by sending me presents and being too sweet to be wholesome every time 1 meet | them, they are mistaken, “Ot course, if you prefer your own family to your own wife, who has given wp the best years of b @ to make you happy, why all right. “Have ft your own ay, do as you please! But I tel you, Mr, Nagg, that I won't put vo with tt! Don't you come here this day, when, as you sald your- elf, I looked so cheerful, and start a quanrel with me about your people, I will not discuss them. I do not want to hear a word about them! I do not want | to mention thelr names, But it js always a man's relatives that cause trouble. | “Look how nicely the Gradley’s got along the first week they married, and | then Mr, Gradlev and this sister were left a lot of noney, and Mrs. Gradley’s sis- | ter took her mother's old sliver, leaving only the pictures, the furniture and the house for Mire. Gradley. And why? Because #he wasn't one of the family? That is always the ory! “T do not blame Bmma Gradley thet she would not say a word, but Bmma Gradiey know he #ided with his people and it broke her heart, and, after getting | everything she could, she obtained a divorce and Is living very happily in Newark; only her second husband has run through all her money. “But he's one of those handsome, fascinating men and (s #0 fond of horses ‘i that Emma says she hasn't the heart to scold him, because if ahe does he goes | way for weeks and she never hears from him except when ‘he sends to her for t money, “So, you eee, there are some women who have the spirit to try to live for thelr own happiness! I suppose I am a foolish woman, Mr. Nagg, but it is my ature to @uffer and say nothing!" Could Move Either Way. | A Long Nose, Na village in Maryland an old dea- I con, in shaving bimself on a Sun- day prior to church time, made a slight cut wth the ragor on the ex- \ | treme end of Ms nose. Quickly calling | to his wite, he asked her é& ehe had any | courtplaster in the ‘house, “You will find some in my sewing basket,” sho suid. ‘The deacon eoon had the cut covered, jcore the Philadelptia Ledger, At { \eburch, in aeaigting with the collection, he noticed every one simile as he passed ‘the plate, and eame of the younger peo- plo lavghed outright, Very much an- noyed, he eaked one of his assietents if ‘there wes anything wrong with his ap- my people, Treat my people right and they will treat your | ‘They wonder’ at a mantike that, | pearance, Qndeed,St seemed soda, | a te cr he we” te (Git a hooan bal shad ona of pga your nowet ug When rereatly ought to rofl, | groda seid Me delet. Wg, the Jabot ranted yards!" iis wh h | (if) Ney Both ) TH By Nixola Greeley-S mith. wos a woman Interested in my brother and he was interested in ter,” ‘Thus tho sister of Marry Leonard furnished a motive for the young man's theft of $900,000 worth of securities from the National City Bank, fo in this cage, as in every other case, the cynical in- Junction, “Find the woman! heady the hue and ory. Woman, it js taken for granted, is the root of all evil, And Use assumption is so undeniabjy justified by fact that if Robinson Crusoe had murdered his man Friday and | dpuld have been brought to justice, I have no doubt it Would have been hinted that even on that unpeopled fai- and there waa a myslerious lady in the case, ‘Tho lady in tho case is Always bewutityl, always mys- | terious, and to paraphrase an ipcreverent French epigram, Mf she Gidn’t exist we would the rabid craving tor romance that 13 fn all our hearce, Of what Interest is (he case without @ woman? Jt would be Hike @ ferfiers | * tree, @ legless Frankle Bayley, a Papal Dantels without his venerable and hue moroug tiinepiece, In other word Voto nmalae, It is @ singular thing, 9 it not, that If a man discovers Wiretess telegraphy or makes a new record “furthest Norti,’ or does any other remarkable thing, ‘oe first (hing we clamor for ix not the details of bie wonderful uchievement, but ‘the portrait of his wife or hancee. Any man ‘who achieves distinction must have matrim thrust upon him, If tre has neyor thought of belng engaged before he Is not allowdd to think of any- hyo d tlee afterward, He mist acquire a romance, even before he wets a new ‘tallor, Thaye no doubt that many & man has rebq'*sd inwardly at the necessity. But, | nevertheless, they ail pase uider the rod. Obscurity may Mve unwed, But if we come within the gleam of the public eourt—the etieedinatae tribunal of public favor, of street frtationy it young: pele can poe {moiee any nan a good Aan _e ‘ I M beeiate this man my brother ts also protecting ®| As a Rule, Houseworkers Have Good Skin and Bright Eyes— The Exercise They Go Through Helps Them Mentally and Physically. | It fs Becoming fashionable to do housework, There fs no doubt what- \ever of vhis fact, Girls who never did any work before of any kind are now working hard, sorubbing end cleaning. They find the eocret of health and beauty to the work. Pytedy tea ified sera But there are certain restrictions in \the matter, Here they ai ‘by a Lofdon beauty spec taken up the idea of housework as a beautifying agent. “Don't work over the hot stove, an: never makes @ woman hund- set forth it, who Jia wrDont fron unless you can jron out ot doors, It Is bad for the complexion, “Don” @o housework in a close room, It {9 bad for you. Work in the open. | Throw open the windows. Let the light and alr in, ‘Then you will got the full benefit of your work, eyé we must haye @ woman tn the case. Otherwise, the ‘ag 4s Thrown out of ees ee ptt satied ‘dresses and working women génorally— ae te etn te O*S-BIITYS @BALM oh lf OO Select» Mahe | of ft, $76,000,000! ‘That's | Hower State ts going to golden corn all tor, *T can just eee Uncle ving into Centreville and tho train to come in with that little, eq! By Palas antl (Three hot® ates ha wlatied Mb pare ot and cold; And every sturdy sailor jad eye; Of patriotic youth! one of the suburban Ines, Telegraph, some feet away, broad smile. “ghure, Motke,” & Joke to be Kitt” “Begorra, an’ who sald turned Mike. yen haython?’ I didn’t mies @ train,” at they ar) houseworkers—have a brill- lant complexion. Red-checked women rule the kitchen, preside over the wish- dubs and work Industriously all over the tioume, Nowhere will you see a bet- ter lot of oomplextons than among | Working women, “Tho rétwen why the houseworkers, Ag 4 rule. have such a good ekin is 4 four-fold one, First, tt fs because they are occupied. Bxercise ‘makes. the skin nice, Kelp busy edt you will have @ bright skin and q@ good pulr of eyes, "Second, because houseworkers get up early, The-woman who races early Will buye a etter Agure, says Marian Martinfau [i the Cindinnat! Commer vial Delia, thaa the swoman . who Weems late, Be up and doing if you want to haya @ nice shape. Don’t He Jn béd toro than eight hours a night ty avant to have « Lt waist, ae houeworkers, particularly if , are abstemious tn ’ dor not eat WOMAN IN THE CASE, HOUSEWORK HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE AN AID TO BEAUTY ihe plainest of the faod that comes to the family larder, “Fourth, houseworkers take caré of thelr complexions, The woman of lets- ure puts cosmetics on her face, and she forgets to wash them off, Cosmetics ate good for the skin iflyou wash them off wt night. But the great diMoulty ja that most people let them dry on, Don't keep powder ana paimt on your face over night, It will settle In the pores, dry and crack and ratre’the mis- chief with your skin, Wash your face with hot water bofore you go to bed,| and do's forget the dash of cold cream, “I Andy in my treatment of sockety bodutiea,.that it is worry that Injures the sin, And for that reagon, in adidl- tlon to tha rast, the women of domestic protivities look better than other women. And that ts the way It goes, ‘Thetis my experlonee working among Ali, ehageos. of persons,” Tt. {9 ‘healthy to wash and ton, healthy, to sweep, healthy to wash the) he iu the sidewalk, and healthy oarpeta and shake rugs. # some one has found out iar ft in healthy to sorub the floor, |The wule fOr doing. this ts as fotlown: “Boru long and hand. The exerc te and dusters by using old diaries Nolte ele Rae nag oka x for sloantng. ‘Mey are ox- | eth for window-pollohers, fret rate Cit: HE skirt that fs gives long and unbroken lines at the front ig in constant demand for the reason that it ts among the niost be- coming known. In the Miustration js shown one of the most grace- ful and satisfactory models which adopted to all the fashionable soft ma- terials. In thetilustre- tion tt is made of henrletta, but there are so many pliable or “chiffon” fabrics this season that the lst of avatiable ones is far too long to enumerate, The only requirement tsadaptn~ bility to shirring, and this l@ found in the greater number of silk and wool fabrics. Among novelties are td be found chiffon hardens the muscles while it develops) them, It makes you strong in the) | ber Tt reduces the weight and St [ucts as a general begutifier, If you want to be healthy learn to scrub." HINTS ON HEALTH /A Mustache Grower. JED vaseline, two ounces; tincture) (rom growing agaln R cantimrl ohne ouney lavender, of! of roseme drops edoh. Apply to the roo mastache at night, Let ie remiss untit These Patierny trouble, | Peroxide for Hair, warhead away with a neutral soap aad ys long warm water, It may be waed » os required, Benzoin in Bath. AVIANB.— The softening = and P sihehtly sulmuilating quali ies. of Care of the Hands, Donwoln aro. well known “dnd a Nev {8 really ve lew, dtopa in your bats WAI OB a8 tie uses, ‘will be pleagant and ppothiag, should hever A Depilatory. hie f9 pent th ehis wag, <1 Go not think sau could | they should be cleataed F we water and and strength, and after f has Fin goad The Naval Hero Up to War flaunts her banner gory; To mad for blood and glory. The deck's awash with heroes’ blood, | ‘The mon are falling fast; |The timekeeper and referee Are lashed agatost the mast. Brave Sripesy Spoxge hath biacked an Kid Sikes hath lost a tooth! How such deals must stir the blood [No more we'll quote “Stand by your Didn't Miss the Train, OMB time since two merry sons from S the land of the shamlrock were walking down a ratlroad track of opted were they in an animated con- versation that they didn’t hear the rum- ble of @ train that was rapidly bearing down upon them, says the Philadelphia ‘The warning Whistle came too late for | one of them, and before ho could side- step he was ungently lifted to o bank Inatead of dying on the spot he sat up, rubbed his eyes a few times and then his face broke into a sald the one who had nimbly jumped trom the track and escaped a rude jar, “do you think it ts “Thin phat aire yes grinnin’ about, asked Pat, IMPORTANT—Write ways specify size want monia (wed a8 often suggested, the following morning, when it may 90) IL eens B--No, peroxide and am- | via: Peroxide eppiled in full! that the hams should be kept condition, He au age eh Albert Payson Terhune. LY Py But “Uppercut him iy a And “Paste him on “winter manoeuvres, | HE pipe of peaco Nes smashed In ‘eking the bregma and so inter- i waar’ be questions were queer, Een ~ tiled by iE sBY path MAY MANGON’/ DAILY FASHORA Tucked Skirt—P attern No, 5164, velours, or ribbed velvet, aalffon velveteen and Joulsine satin, ‘The quantity of material required for the medium elms im 121-4 yards ol, 98-6 yards 2 or 67-8 yards t inches wide, Patiern No, 5104 Is cut in sizes for a #, 24, 2%, £8 and 8 inoh waist measure, Call or send by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MA! TON FASHION BUREAU, No, 2 West Twenty-third atreet, New, York, Bend ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern ordered ygue name and address plainiy, ond al AND BEAUTY. trouble you, and at the same time try (his will make (he hands fdug! some simple depilatory to keep them |For Moist Hands, dried & ArOP \rotiowing lotion before you a of ammoola, wit! beach che hair on the ee eee Tacs WWA wil nGi infure Ate abla at.oy.[Czey wert Lm ty important and you Wach nigh |better than any Al with Warm }You wilt find that the ' be |may be removed by aca Paul er eS meant wa by t “Please, teacher,’* asked Tommy, Tt parrots are taught how to ta’ Nothin’. was the reply “except that) aq » x oe be taught how to was ther firrust tolme in me loife that on tis When a wite' is taut wil i. walt"? red, A jelly may be used pis: Thero has, a8 ye, |day and should be applied after oll Of] heen found no permanent cure for Lhis| ing the hands, RS, C. G, Vou will figd Met for your trouble by the hands with powdered piles during the day and alsa hy byt ef acanth, 1 dram of atum aisvalved An wator, § ounces of rose gp 1, dram of glycerine, and 1 ounce. alcohol. Apply this after washing’ he hande and rub ft in will The orange p may So used for pressing bs matter the time wasted |tre cuticle, and you wit find fed semen. - owes