The evening world. Newspaper, September 29, 1905, Page 17

Talks with the w | - Cashier Girl. . By T. O. McGill, .*, m= nn nM the Castiler Girl as sai nd i mn and Ou of the Theatres | Ovcourred to me that Mr. Arnola Daly might have something to eny In atswer I to the atrictures made upon Uhe Shaw plays by that self-appointed censor of tho drama tn New York, Mr. Anthony Comstock; and he did have this to nay | ‘while “making up" for e Bhaw character in his dressing-room the Garrick we vraded papers ‘Theatie last night: ¥ “0h ; “In answer to Mr. Comstock's remarks about Bernard Shaw, I would say that} i hh | this morning, “that }Mr. Comstock convicts himbelf when he says he ‘doos not know who Shaw fs. | HI] fi] ‘808% people who | Where aro mon living in the Blue Ridge Mountains who do not know we had a} { Hii} take thenublie tnto | civil war nor who our Presiaent is. To set yourself up as a morallst and a judge | thet f, eonfidence | of literature when you are ignorara of the existence of the foremost man of let-/ about thelr dusl- tere to-day is to confess yourself a fool, Mr, Comstook muy be a judge of a timo-| ness affairs ought, \ighy patch, but hevw evidently @ child in earns when {t comes to discussing grave to have belle on ‘Questions of morality aud general social conditions. 4 i them like a cow?” “Ignorance is the greatest enemy of mgnkind. A short century ago they burned’) “wnat way have you been pointing rwomen because they were either beautiful or old. Mr, Shaw ts a latter-day saint. | your eld glassy" @ald the Soribbler, ‘We ts @ humanitarian and a moralist before being @ dramatist, novelist or soclal-| “7am talking about those humen croc- ist, Like a true moralist, he does not care individual opinions concerning 14) cates that open their faces #0 wide and ‘work, but bravely attacks Millh, Wee and degeneracy, showing them fn thelr true/taik about their business in restaurants Ught instead of using them ag bait to attract the public to his books or plays and street cars,” she went on. “Now, “1 shall take the trouble to point out to Mr. Comstock the truly tmmoral: play} you notice those twp men aitting over and book. We have had plays with highwaymen as heroes and courteyins @5/ there, that every one else is scowling heroines, exalting vice and making it attractive. In naming the play# I would)/at? Do you notice you can hear every astonish Mr._Comstock, because he toubtiess would consider thom harmless! worg ghey say. That ane fellow has amusement. Yet I maintain that such plays as ‘Capt, Swift,’ ‘Raffles,’ ‘Camille’ |een talking about how te did'a alick| and ‘Zena’ are grossly immoral and tend to enake the young believe that a degen-| piece of work yesterday and the other! e1ate life 1s an herolc one, When Mr. Shaw handles Immorality or vice he makes) men has been ‘telling how he is going! At disgusting, repellent and nauseating, as for example in ‘Mra. Warren's Profes | 4, ‘ge11 $3,000,000 worth of canned goods} sion,’ As ho tells us in an announcement which I shall make public when 1 pro-| +. 4 new customer before noon, duce that play, the public unfortunately want the theatre to lull their conetlence| “wrnere isn't a soul in the place who Lo sleep {nstead of waking It. cares what they do or aré, ana every . “Nobody will ike ‘Mrs. Warren's Profession,’ It is a pitiless pen picture of | one nopex they'll choke, if you can judge! @ social condition brought about by the attitude of, the average moralist of the|by she iooks on thelr faoen, No one! community. In lecturing on this subjéct at Chicago University lart winter I re-) oay d the paper because of the noise them thet it we made the condition of virtue more attractive—in sliort |thoy mate, 22 cheaper beds, sweeter food and finer lineng for the poor instead of sermons | ,, , Saweeit tare lesa immoFality, because we would be fighting vice with its own iSaatent inane Korth kd | ‘weapons. It 1s @ well-known tuot that some bf our flthlest tenements are owned by |i" a tn. nim ors ue thelr,” ven- the richest church-community in New York. It ts a pretty spectacle indeed when| ‘Nine the Racin %e find moraliste and churchmen permitting degradation and Alth among WaEse-} win vehemehon, “Thee eee ge earne! ‘Hast : “fo show, bowaver, that T appreciate the wistom of going slowly 1p offering a| Hult, On oe Seavert biased moral lesson, I will say now that in producing ‘Mrs, Warren's Profession’ 1 have| Slory | no room if thelr think works for | alwuys intended restricting it to u few performances for the beneft of those who| fuysnne but thelr own petty litle af.) Understand instead of using Ht as a profitable investment. For that reason I shall | Por end they ought surely to have a not place seats on sale, but shall sell them by sitbscription only, as I do not want / Dl) om them o's people could get our Bay of our so-called moralists sneaking in unawares In the hope that they. may |°% elt way. Gratity an erotio taste or @ morbid curiosity they are ashamed to confess, Ne ee ‘I am well aware thet in adopting this attitude I am throwing over an op- |tosether in a crowded car coming down | portunity to make a small fortune, but, like Mr. Comstock, I, too, have the mor- |! the morning. when the s:rap-hangers ality of the community at heart, though we adopt different methods. It ia sucn|@T@ trying tc weg what the papers say men as Mr. Comstock who tempt me to give up the stage and take to the iecture | Of the’ rest of the world, and ‘they will + platform in the hope of some day finding him in my audience and teaching him bearish oi Bie gh alee cecaisiey something.” } ° ee e Nerves on edge. | It’s the same wav in N interesting member of the English company which will goon viblt America | elevators and the tzeatre, and I wonder in support of Miss Olga Nethersole in “A Cuse of Divorce’ is Miss Dor-| Sometimes why the victims of she gabby othy Grimston, a daughter of Mr. and Mrs, Kendal, who tas never Leen this side of the Atidntic. Miss Grimston is just over twonty, a tall and beautiful Drunstte, wito is said to be equally at home in French or English surtoundin| Last summer she §layed in French in Rejane's company. In ‘tA Cass of Divorce she will have an dally English rolé. Miss Nethersole’s tour, by the way, thas just been mapped out by her manager, Charles Dillingham, She will open er season at the National Theatre, Wasiington, Oct. 23, and will then play two weeks in Chicago, a weck each in Toronto, Montreal and Ealttmore, two weeks im Philadelphia, and will then be seen in New York, woere she has uot appeared dor more than four years. HT ') e are n very patient nation,” said the Scribbler, . Say!" said the Cashéer Girl as she wigwagied © mossage to Miss Hogarty | ~, at the coffee urn, “we aln't patient at 1; we're a lot’ of muts and deserve everything we stand for.” ooo ‘ » 28 \° HE other day Miss Lulu Glaser had some shopping to do and eo drove te WISE “MAID. @ Sixth avenues ‘tunent store. Just as she wes alighting, Miss Fritzi | She answered: ‘No, it cannot Bobett's electric brougham drew up before the store. The two fod He sadly turned away. ‘ donnas had not met since iast spring, and they enthusiastically, even affection-| She cancelled dates forthwith, that she, ately, ted cack other. Crowds of women shoppers paused to see them as they | Wise maid, might be at home when he in en animated conversation on the sidewalk. Front row standing room| Came back again next day. ‘was at @ premium, but in apite of the crowd Miss Soheff and Miss Glaser seemed | —Chicago Chronicle. ‘oblivious of the fact that they were interrupting traffic. Finally they said good- ane ‘by, With an affectionate salute that made several women gasp. / 4 Cc ' “Wellt” exclaimed one shopper, ‘that's the first time 1 ever caw two prima @onnas kiss each other,” i et-e 8 ‘Harry B. Smith wrote the book of “Miss Dolly Dollars,” Lulu W Gi ho idea that the name would ever be claimed by @ real personage. But the town of Coboes, N. ¥., has actually tur- : the name. Miss Dlsabeth Deiters;-of Gohovs, was m"New York otter day, and not only proved, to Miss Glaser’ manager that her eightful name is Dollars, but further established the fact that hor nickname from childhood bas been ‘Dolly,’ 7 3 : 3 E scene of Mrs, Henry Wood's novel, “Mast Lynne,” is Belng sold. Tie | Whole village 4s to Ko tothe highest bidder, and whoever buys the estato, j] will Onda. himself, of an English parish nag ye." There are the village, Yan >r farms, pasture lands and orabards. 2 ss On| map of England Hast Lynne figures ag an obscure but very ancient ‘Worcestershire village tnder the name Abberten. It 1s Abberton, contains the hall in which Lady Isabel had her youthful home, where she re- ‘turned a the bride of Archibald Carlyle, whom she quitted ina ft of pique, : ‘onty tp return again, disguised as Mme. Vine, to nurse her sick child and tex tow a to pehe away. efter having confessed her folfy and recelyed her husband's for- “{ want;to read you papa's letter. tions are melting Jike anow, act givens, " = way than in aimest any theatre in town. Between tight skirts, babit I cording to, President Butler, of backs, Flatiron Bulldings and peck-2-boo watsts, woman. don't leave much to the | Columbia Wniverajty. Good names and imagination here. It thy a crsent vogue continues t.szon't be lang ba! «ro clergy- | BTe2t have been pesnartered. Everybody | * men will be sending thelr obildren to the theatre to keep them off the street, € : iu CHARLES DARNTON, { t ence ‘ AST LYNNE, that fs to say the village witch, under that name, js the All i . e.¢ cs ba about thd tmmorallty of the stage," De) Woit Ho; per, remarkea HESE are pthe days that reputa- “why,| there's more of the ‘female form divine’ to be seen oa Dzand- co heen accused of grafting, "Why, trying:to Unlook the doo ane me trying tp:lunlock te with mibceneee hie | Chicago Tribune Mans: shortening ?"* ing at his watch, “Nat at all. leven.” Is tt any wonder, think you, that the doctor became crusty? Py I presume, “No, dir, President of the Hohokum County Agri- cultural Fat: Association. “You can fidence washed away in tears—although somo foolish people say that oll and water won't mix. , Indorsements of this sort are the ‘mode in consequence, and wa»may ex- Sect to read the following any day: “In commemoration of the fiftieth oc- caston for using the joke . beginning “Whea I was a boy in Peekskill,’ the friends of Senator Depew, late special Have a Laugh with the Funny Men. g00ds of bright colors; when it’s cold, show, dark, heavy fabrics. Thus you "Have you noticed how the days are iked the docwr. ‘Shortening?’ sald’the, professor, look- It's . “There will be horse-racing every day, observed the reporter, emphatioally answered the Mamma’s Boy say there corr stead of that, sir, we shall: have com- Petitive exhibitto every afternoon, t.ginning at 3 o'clock, Be partlow'ar to get them right, man. Competitive exhibition: Philadephia Ledger Man: average man out of work always at hy had, ‘good show In the last Then it's ‘If I'd only had a good place in- Chauncey — la Delegation of Friends Hold ‘a Gearfest with the Ex-Salary Raiser of the came o Ghe Young Idea Learns to > @ Shoot and ‘* Hit ee Pipe’’ N, IVE GOT A GREAT, SCHEME LETS PLAY SHOOTING GALLERY, Ive GOT Some DANDY PIPES To WHAT HA You DONE TO my Pipes! You VILLAIN: will be no horse-racing. In- of speed on track entaneot young fo, “aut kitchen fire." 'd hove been all right if 5 $ play he happens to be an actor. clerk. i . I've often in the last show.’ "* ‘ “Did you ever notice thaa most of the Sudden and, disastrous fi combustion?" Cleveland Leader Man: “You must make your window dis- according to the weather,” said to the new ave dress the successful’ merchant “On sunny days, oO oe 2 FP & are due to thought span- taneous combustion would be a splendid thing to keep-on tap for lighting the a wi'l catch the women.” “I see, And when ft rains, suppose ?"* “Not at ail. fancy hose." one ho, And she believed ‘him. Basy? Nay, dear mAdam- swear he spol you see, his nqme was Inequitable, After the Rockefeller Fashion. in Cleveland, i his crimes of Standard Ol] have been unsel to the Equitable, calles at his residence. to fassure him of ‘thelr con- unued admiration of his nerve. ‘The delegation consisted of Jams possessirx over $3 a real money has! Hazen Hyde, George W. Perkins, ex- Chief of Police Devery, Dr. Macarthur, ‘ All B tow dare ‘on ‘he ‘he at the 2 ft But the reaction fs setting in. John |Lew Dockstader, Simeon Ford, Bishop D.’ Rockefeller thas been indorsed for | Potter; Mr, Duvall afd Senator De- | Durty and goodness by admiring frienas jand business connectior | sew' Senators hen Mr. perplexed/ young people can obtain expert} advice on their tangled love affairs. by writing Betty. Letters for her should be addressed to Betty, Post-Office Box 1354, New York... (igo ae ek, Oa ES CARAMEL : What Shall She Give Him? eigey I other personal clerks and pri-| ‘ vate socretaries and several persons who wanted passes to Albany on the New York Central. “The delegation was ushered into the ceded to cry copiously. “Although overoome by emotion, Sea- ator Depew had presence of mind to| can for pana to catch the lachrymal drippings in order to save the rugs, and opening address. “‘Senator Depew,’ sedd Mr. Dock- stader, ‘this 1g not gn occasion for biack- faced’ comedy. Exctiso. these. Every time I think of your getting $20,00) a year and your bit out of the, Baults>lo | syadicases abd then think of myself! brary and all hands pro- “No, the why? Lew Dockstader made the| ones? No} tears, plugging along to meeh, expenses fn the show business I cry. No, it 1s not the recollections of your jokez, nor ds !t because a min audience alts out‘ in front, cold and sober, and the after-dinner speaker has the advantage because around a smiling board It isn’t hard to ret a laugh, thought that makes me ‘weep Is the thought that a man good for so many whcezes should be panned | lke you are being panned, Bocauee you banded out old But because your ands <4 got all scratched up ‘trying to keep the cat from getting out of the bag— and the dough bag at that.’ “Senator Depew brushed away a tear, but was too overcome to speak. “Tt wan't your fault you were caught with the =ods,’ spoke up ex-Chief of Police Devery. einet. use.’ tured @ protest. ‘I had.no dde; and for wow" when T take Fapa’ from me,— letter, to a elf-mnde son.’ Iam to make a display of umbrellas, I Fill the window with ‘I've never loved another girl,” eald ike the truth—becauss, was Adam. By Roy L. McCardell ‘Tou tried your deat to keep things quiet In the Hquitable Pre- You tried to get Hyde and el | Alexander to stop knocking each other and blowing” the gaff, but it wasn't no “Mr. Hyde arose at this and yven- it would turn-out 99 ®adly,’ he said, ‘but what with Alexander” saying herrid things rbout the party I gave at Sherry's and Mr, Harriman only answering ‘Wow! used lim of trying to iife insurance company ‘Speaking of papa.’ broke in Geonga | apes W, Perkins, ‘I want to read you papa’s “But a perfect chorus of sobs broke out at this point and somebody called for Sim Ford. Before Mr, Ford could to butt Into @ car, Upaetting Ured yorkgirla, ‘wnt dames a far; ire pretty, quick. with jitaa tt your commandy had “(abd then lean back af there sand. And ch trio, To stab watt a ethan Grooping figures. sitpht Rr va Should get by any chines between your’ paper dna cho ligat, wae Or, if You fall 43 win b seat,/it's) Sport’ ty walt Bs ere it'r tro Inte, atare‘bp with a frown At some olf tidy who was just ing to sit down, ei But now hére comes The Evening World and tries to interfere, ek And rob us of that sweet delight we've: always held so dear, + Us Grand Amalgamated Hoge it's plane ning to detent, : ‘By offering #10 Xt we'll wive the aitla @ seat. There's seate upon the Stock Exchange at eighty thousand each, ate sea: may reach, our sectire retreat “e By offering $10 for © moasly five-oent sweat. A man who'd give a girl his seat aust gure have slipped a 69¢, s: Or else he is unworthy of the sacred name of "Hog!" ; In Any case, she won't wet MINE, de- spite the paper's hollers, it dor $101 ——— The Only Way. RB. -“Btoaewail” Jackson, widow of the famous Confederate ged- eral, who now lives in Chat- lotte, N, C., was chafing a lawyer of her acquaintance about the fees de- manded by members of his profession, pays Fiverybody’s Magazine: ue lawyer ten't the chief beneficiary of a. suit," said Mra. Jackson. ‘T know o¢ one Instance, A friend of mind in Vir~ ginia sued ¢ cllroad company for Cam- ages and secured a verdict for $80,000, which was paid, and the whole amount is now in bank subject to her order, Her. counsel didn't get a penny of it.” ‘What did she do?” “She married him," Senator Depew brushed away a tear, unbutton his mixckintosh Mr. Depew and burst into tears. "\ assur Inoney tn all tA teShetetice a been <urust ‘upon nim knowledge, Senator Dopew ions as souvenirs and wept his is i Dear Betty; mr : dheed ht Fe ; by t wu rut. ange. or a cigarette case, tg pome young menior. all I offer Formalities of Introduction. girl sixteen vears of axe my In formal society bandshakhng is por usual at introductions, The man and woman simply dow. Where it is cus- jomary the woman, extends her hand 2 oa mace Bnd two pounds of brown sugar, to as aino fayr iablespoonfyls of mustard, Lot#t boll tialtian bour longer; tet coal Cuherwise, a nice umbrella, not a fancy handle, or some new book, or a year's subscription to \ magagine devoied to subjects he ts interested In, men two or \hreo hen, Tamm invror Pour this Ome es) W/OIMen. Good Advice for Girls Who Are Homely in Cold Weather, By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Ts first cold snap has brought color of their noses, be removed first of ail. chronke, ditions, Aleciol on a ha. every morning, will send noses cease ta trouble, wels of the Goze and tO Inthe (ae glycerine Js the right proportion, Agalp, a ed nye way come Crom fay bt Aineg the nose—enuhing up x Hae “bem hie mers that Asin water will <¢ten otro thls condition, . ; A6ee ie" Anacmia or dyepepale will mow and ier 4 use one's Boze je, an ap Hanmation of wmembr 1H) then mam : Indigent! Mery iota enh Uhla way, and: 3, ihree- WU ey MARGARET HUBBARDS} with it a batoh of letters mostly signed “Afficted" or *Sufferer,” the writers of which one and all com- plain of the effect of the weather on the Mia you! It 1s diMoul % i 1d expect to Ro to a party, when | 8 AiMoult to whiten a aose that is Aaa sree RR Bee RS aio to ton cove here that powders, Mquid whJieneys or bleaches do very little mood indeed, and, 8 band or 36 mao fhe ceptleman to pvt, fom | that the cause of the discomfiture must re Mod iH aay But if “AmMicted,”” whose case is not is wearing low shoes and thin stockings, she can probably cure her trouble by wearing spats or high boote, If her feet have a tendeney to clammi- ness and her ankles are chilly, ahe has. found her cure ‘in remedying these con- r bath mitt, and vigoroun friotéon of feet and ankles “Atilcted’ forth happier, into o future where red one's Roe to look too re Aeat 4 ta the EDITED «By AYER. they often go toxether—particularly, when tea or hot coffee is taken with milk or cream and together with a quantity of solid food, Tea doeg not combine well cuemically with ‘most foods, it retards digestion and conse- culation ts Uk of the nome; par. sularly et this thm of changing temperature, when winter © clothes ane not yet on and summer, ones are too bodily temperature ing | 7 jek Rie! Even @ er will in tren! feet warm Excessive exposure to the oald has, endeavor “ba tendency to enlarge ‘the ‘ood ver id with i | ea’ very tendor. Sengtimes a Iittle tanale | before acid and glycerine applied to the nose nizht and morning will, alleviate the trouble and remove the red Jook, Tw ty wralus of tannic acid to one ougue of Put on your: haty, "diee! No ino for Sultry or sown, bea) Sipe cea ce ewp apr of i To jump into the longed-for place aed, Me 2 And milllotietres, by shelling out, @ Mem But what's cho use of jatring ue from I prize my Hogship far téo high to Sei “Still therr are occasions when & And, speaking of tea end red noses, © quently cistiurds cae ciroylation. Hence the red nose, - Anything that hinders. perfect cire | nap, % the frantic way the gifts We ‘TIN some ove r!yem to go out and: thet