The evening world. Newspaper, September 28, 1905, Page 17

POOR, POOR, ve chorow ABh nh 0 Whe AUNT JULIA + @e similarly described. ordinary walks of life. All of us wee them, but it takes @ twi “ize Yhem up” for us. “Just Ont of College.” It’ They have Ade Himseif Again 2 ri tn - y “JUST OUT OF COLLEGE.” jome out on top of the 8 6 moming ufter that’ sad, event at the Garten Theatte st Ameridan types suitable for stage purposes were hard to find, ‘or whethor the woods *were™tull\ of them, he grinned-and sald: 1 haven't thé nerve to anawor that quostion to-day. If I HHaimany, reck of “The Bad Samari- anid there were plenty of thent, sofae suy would get up and. dak, ‘Well, didn't you. put some of them in “The Bad. Bamari- tener’ ns ajo, But the question didn’t go begging t last night at the Lyceum Theatre, The clevarest and most photographic humor- Hat of, Present-day America, ahswered it In én qverwhelming ative that made “Just Opt of College” 9 roar: sitopss.: Manager Charles Frohman food tite of fun, and leat night's audl- ehce Jay back and laughed as no crowd of first-nightors thas laughed since “The College Widow." \ ‘When blown, from hie orchestra seat to. the étage by a atorm of genuine ¢ ee Tees after. tho second act, F Ruthor remarked that an au ehob, Often calle for the author of play because it wants to have one. good, hearty laugh, Mr. Ade must have felt (down to the last button of his watst- coat that the laugh was ‘with him, ‘and not on him, this timé.” 5 , The printer's case doe, ‘not con} “,mnore types are found in this lat- ebt result of Mr Ade's keen and amus- ing’ Obse: and neetly‘ell are as trie to ay, hustliig, bustling lite as thex‘are funny. As Mr. Ade aptly pute it, “The scenes are laid tn one of the larger-American citiea; it doesn't matter which,” jo characters). might the realism of the eldewalk and the ether Ade to jad) just the eight focus when ‘He turned out ‘oa ‘wis ‘guy"-who knows his own people. Mr. Ade steers cléer of any claim to having written a play of any sort. He simply folléwa the title with ‘In three\ects; dealing. with moder conditions.” - He takes a Nard-headed) round-bodied “pickle king,” Chicago, and matches lime nerve is bis only, his daughter's hand by ataking him to $20,000, upon the youth's promilge to keep ‘business ability to img women. ‘The: “pick son-in-law when . Bingo Pickle Compahy (with “Picl | per i i the trtist con ed Swinaer, “ther: are a lot of. chumps stipport- away trom th¢ girl for, three months and to show;meanwhile if he.bas enough y-take care of a wife. x “I don't want to give my daughter to ¢ chump who can't support her,” says ren,’ Grewia the unabas King” grows to have considerable reapect. for, Bid” prospective Swinger forms a partnership wi 6 D Ith hia landlady: end makes the i. Put Up by © Woman” as ite trade cry) \ Pickering ‘hustles around to buy it out. ‘the uugehe Jepson and Louise 8yameth \as Mecand Mrs, Pickering. 1'Once More at the faught the Indiana lawgh expert fa a | hi whom he probably met in}. im agafoat a smooth young college product, whose sub- it. The “pickle king” etaves“off the cheeky suitor for Fortune-Teller’s. By T, O. McGill, IMALILAH, the Mys- ous One, sat on het throne of don- Key skulls when I called last night, ‘The gteen finme of the cactus ofl flared in te sodk- the wheel on her table of stars, and the soft purr of ite rubber spur Fichochetted over the star point. She rubbed her is together softly and sald: ‘a a dificult though ‘ou, are indeed righ! aid. . “'Tis of your home,’ MQuite right.” “The picture seems clouded with amoke,"" she whispered as sho scanned the combination where the wheel epur stopped. Bhe sent the wheel spinning 5 ‘Whien it atopped da, che red atae atte ad her head in hér palms and after a mo- ment or.two sbe went on: “I see a monster thing and fpouble, trouble, with here and) there acme warmth and comfort. | Money’ pamper; |\ here, there, everywhere, and money, and more'money.’ The money in mized with black spots, now large ead now email, and there is noise, and confusion, and sed, loud. words, and complaint. I see strangers in your home and mach con- fusion, and there's dark end fdir away from your home/* ‘As I expected: Wheel time and time again, and’ when ahe rubbed fher temples and spoke again she said: “I cannot see relief for seven moons, till the vermal sun hag come again.” “Anat” “What is it -you seek for? she eaid, In deep distress, ‘We are about to untimber the fur. face for the winter and I wanted to know, whether it would give us the seme’ heartbreaking time the one we had lest winter aid," was my reply, as T tottered out from the «reen. fight. —<———_— OLD DITTY. To Burope, to Durope— . Paid for firet deck; She raised her ead and ‘spun the! Mrs. Nagg Refu ES, I em cleaning house, Mr. you wwill get. Chinaman, becauge I ‘know you are tired of me and would Uke to get rid of me. I gm talking foolish, you say? I may be tatking foolish, out you know that when Dcomplainéd that I couldn't get a aervant you yourself suggested getting a Chinaman or « Japanese. man into this house, © Does Brother Willie bring Chinamen to the ouse? No, hd does not, He has! too much pride, He may be only a boy of twenty-four, and boys will be boys, {he hates Chinamen and throws dt them when out peacefully play- ing with his boyish companions. BMlle Wellabout, of Brooklyn, taught tna Chinese Sunday-school and uséd to met lovely presents from the China- meh cf vases and fans and imvorted but rocks ETIYS @BAIM @FOR @ LOVERS _AUl pérpléxed young people can’ obtain expert eon their ‘tangled Joye affairs by writing nts Her. Mother Objects, ‘ ti Crowt haired Cleéeiana 10.) men entled’ on Joka D, Recketelle’, ‘Thole praioee moved (itm to tenea.—News Item.) i ‘wodismayed, Honor tne “ight” Brigudet Fil them with marmalade, Mark all their off bills “Pata!” ‘Wise old Four Hundred! get Followed Instructions. A British officer, in hie expénsy on Government service, pally 2st bi twopence,"* fi was requested to report to the Wer Office and receive the fol- lowthg expfanatton: RTS * AND WHAT HAVE Ae ments are not chargeable to the nation," 7 “The item Goss mot reprosent. r- freshmente,” replied the officer, “but & fee to @ cartier.” “You should have eaid ‘porterage.’ was then explatned to him,’ ‘When the officer fad oncasion fo take” « hansom. Mis \-instrac- Hons, ‘he. wrote in hia accounts: Never mind, you say? I do mind, Mr. Nagg! My poor heart is breaking to think that, after all I have done for you, you should want to bring a China- ici ate et McCardell Chingmen in ber Sunday-gohool class and a new hat. /Sverybody else in this you never gald a word, ang now you atand there and tell you think Bie ‘Wallabout<is, be’ ter Tam, just because I won't have a Chinamag in this house! If you are wo fond of Chine- men why don't you ga to Chinatown and be @ tong-or « tan or some- thing of, thet sort 1 em all nervous and run gown and am trying to clean this house and trying) ‘ok I ae to be cheerful and to make you happy beamrraphontay “Shy Gon you wet’ Chinamany’ ” |si27 Where the maa. af It you) knew how expensive every-|Siweys finding fault! thing was you wouldn't take things so| You do find easily. All. you think of ts to come So, terribly \pepuse home and find everything just eo, and |me I aaa’t your meals ready for you. That's all a ghost, ou feave man cares for, Lone AER me. Mts, Gradley hee neuralgia, but No I don’t want the neuralgia, in Bermuda three years the climate was tovely, @e0 and sald ‘ “Yes, | am going to sit down and have a good cry!" tea, and look how you™used to criticise | mother can bear me out in it ‘that| ‘He never seems to tink that his wife | bave ; P28. hex. when we were talking about how Fie] netds a few kind words, oe ase abuses me by never ry ‘You @fan't? Oh, Mr..Nage, my own|Wallabout accepted presents from the | Mrs, Stryver has another new dress! word when be sees I am all upset EDITED BY’ Tome rue NXFOMACN. His BARDS as Advice to the Girl Who 2 Is Looking for Work. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. 'F you are a woman looking ¢or ® job: firat thing that offers as being “beneath, Don't show you Are scared. you." 7 Be confident in your ability end if you don’t feel confident and pretend you do anyhow, on Don’t tell the person of whom you are asking employment that you don’t really need to work. If yon don't have to earn. money you are trying to get what Delonge to Rome! one, else ‘who does need it, Don’t “knock” the girl who has been doing the work you want to do, Don't try to fmpregs your future ¢m- ployer with anytiting but your desire to do good work and your ability to do A short time ago I took her to Coney Island, and coming home the #ta- 4 carriage a few weeks later. when she hér native olty, not, far went trom New to out’ tKo monbhs. she did not invite me to gall Don't forget that every one hes had to begin at the m of the indéer | ‘and that it Je better to climb up slowly © than to slide down fast. i Don't undertake more than you are sure of being able to do. } f Don't sulk if you @on't get what-you are looking for, Take what you can get. Do that well and kéep your weather eye open for something better. | Don't go into business with the Kea. of making @ social function of your ' work. Don't forget that cheerfulness counts at all times, even when jooking for = Job. Don't be afraid or hesitate to show your skill once if a specimen of your ‘Boar Boy: iB man, twenty years of awe, a) Vian @ young eighteen yea oe She also joves me and’ i i me when she 4# ‘twenty. is for me to ae Fo we aa her mother objects foie” er i ‘outa leave her ant Mind sald. do away with herself, ‘Let me know what I should do, as 1'd0 HOt Uke Yo leave her, Any time. vou,.want to propose Is the right time. ‘The girl was nerfectly 1us- Cy tfied in treating You ‘aa ‘she did, un- 4 we less you are engaged, Widow Wants to Wear Ring troubles, When asking for work state your wants, experience, &o, but don't take up the time of « thigh-mlaried eu-| Work 1s desired and you are a stenog- perintendent by/telking unless you are|Tapher. If you are seeking employment willing to pay kim for his the. of such » kind as will permit of'a sam- i ple of your work (needlework, art work: , is Bia neues Loge ala Past riches, | for instance) have it with you, Don't falk about your family or your | , DOW* look untidy. Neus appearance ‘social outlook when seeking work, Y { These have nothing to do with the case. | or Lsdaaieesicta Binns | * Don't gay that you are willing to @o any kind of work and then refuse the | five Beauty Hints. A Capillary Lotion. J KE. Re-The ° Ome pint of good have ® og the following loon tor olly, damp ; ek eo the r olly, | ahs Ry Sih aged, Sar, 1 sy ae not wish = reddish | use of 1% tinge leave jock ipsa ‘gm 31. gallo j cxoellent drying Jotlon. 1€ ta . 2 a sh ge TS . despot I a ‘shell shure shade: ‘thelr own Mquor; oarg-| it tends to produce’ ‘“ Z nim! Forty htm? Folly nie: onward!” i » J into the Of King’s den charged 9) thé Four Hundred; [with unstion: “The Publie’” “Wille executing publle duty refresh- ses to Hire a Chinaman w By Roy L. world seems to have something but” at f -_