The evening world. Newspaper, September 20, 1905, Page 13

The Evening Wortd’s Momo HE NEWP bai “The Shadow “Tadnesdar Evening, September 20, ‘Education’s Triump! Precocious Perkins. w« #s By Albert Payson Terhune. ‘ GUC UME NR | eens The Biography of an Office Boy.. ; eee Neato The Rescue of Willia NEVER wuz so scandallzed tn all m} born days ez 1 wuz when Willlat Henry an’ me got down to the edi of the water an’ seen growd-up mem re ANTSH villy Chapter I. SHE pune. Behind the Throne Trond tie dentures we have ma TAbite eraine of wate By Roy L. McCardell, ae a Yoh around on the aun ka 8 é Va hit caiipaite oe Ho is Nappy In the thought that this ("¥ turtles or a splaehin’ about togethesl , N nw cauae of Edueation Make the misty seashore op A ’ q , | Laity 8 tn th SAFER ASHER: In Jwok Just simply grand Author of ‘‘ The Bishop's Boozorium, or The Wreck | '* frst a he has ever had to |! the water ez free an easy ex a brood o Lets sner ner 1 Ww oe , water! uv ducks. 1 Ti It rouge a ion IAT has this to do with ou of the Water Wagon;"’ ‘‘ The Recrudescence of mes Jo ‘ ; ; \ & agon; r 2 | Let's us git some uv them wine fr. Belns Ht take the trouble and the exercise to woik along shat! And ana bea Ot hae, W wlory | re ; Chapter IV, aalet ° a3 yao Fitch deactibes ae "New York's equator” until he roaches the tw : ; Nothine Ww to or Jack the Bear, or The Throttling of Theodore EORGE ta now old enough to go | Mut things an go tient 15) wWiilte front of tke Murray ili Theatre, he may see himself at pope oe ie dove en al playe an corte Ww albridee Perit wit te n) Throckmorton; The Pirate Airship, or G {o work, ‘hut He ie too wise to | sr Be t i oo van he cout) 7 on adow he 5 edtblst degree bd IRON Se Buh Le a : do. 80, © stays aro ney anotter word, “Get 990) i ree a te tnt com therm, CHARLES GIBNEY AS THE VICE pigt of cis" (itreshimay Siayes) | 11)e time our story onens, without the Lhe Cutthroats of the Clouds;" “Bertha, houne andl to piitescuat he tte oteorithiicg | CHIR? ftsee, Settin! down OAts ewe one.” whic! riilin' ‘em there, ; benefit of clere: at the age o} 5 house and nine endance ; bak: a chop suey edition of “The Darling ROY AND LEANDER DE COR: | ‘To ropincn the oli A. i Kwan bewihy to) exereibe “Rib: ranvenine | the Bigamist’s Bride, or Married at the dinner table, jy back on a young woman who was |) Z Wie cleaae DOVO AS THE SHADOW. For the gentlemanly practice MauiiGe | in Haste and by Whole J "ies tine that boy went to work! /@xhibiting a set uv ex humbly colla® The lady In thisyease ts the darling Of collegiate mutilation Iie first {dea In this order formed| nay if a < ADA Sd [Vonemies cuetn a ee (1, Wiel Corti Pian aged yet amorous vicer wut Has a growing vorue-in fact, 19 ne he Inoked upon his nursing bottle! sale,”’ and Sich. Ah, that Is the question! up to helleve in clone ( { the flery plt of torture and other re- Halt of Higher Education. held Ught tn his chubby. fist. Chapter V | Tn abenit ten minutes T see thay iy i citi inten Child as ho was he had tt by the neck eee ue comin’ back, an’ though I've lived wi ) minders of Mr, Belasco's — pieastns There'll be homicidal pas Peete ea HE good die young, but the ie fancy are on deck, without # spark Hré our haking atdor's: cooled ho bottle was empty | And yat he says to himself he will mot Because the cows are fn the barn. 6é e good y Lf that man fur upwards up forty yea He was only a little sucker, one ment Md ue | ath foolish lve and let thelr : ft 6f disguise, . (Though we struck a snag the last time igi. hut he redlized the bottle ang 89 to fs A pebhie ta a state of clre| And as George Walbridge Perkins | viet ‘ i nina, | E declare Ta never a knowed him 4 The duly aceredited power behind When we tackled Kingdon Gould). | empty. | cumgyration accumulates ro leben: |looks at the barn he realizes that his , Policies ee io Soe hadn't a been fur his sandy beard. the throne ts a Chinese Imitation of How each freshman’s dad and mother |nuze 19 romting for the fret time upon Gebreece) tation): Bos eal sw | NUR tricked out In black an’ yall RHMeASAG RUREAAHT SHON MES GSSFES | AVI Falolse (hele monte TIN) GblleRs | ntooehold he fe insurance murpluses BOW |steineg fur all the world Wke ol Arliss mate so deliciously cruel, Ho is When they find we're teaching other Ho toddles to the door. There ts a| @reater every day." clown, an’ I never cum nearer to “che shadow and the substance, Mines than (dry; eoholatig kiowl cow. Here la where the new-laid milk | “Let me at them!” erles little George. | crettin! my marriage vowa than whee brain and the spirit, the body and eas! | |comes from. His bottle gets empty but| 80 papa puts him In the business. 1 vig up an’ walked with him downy: | the soul" of the shaky old throne— | the cow alwaya has milk No, George does not kiss the cow| coster to the water. ‘ take the Vicoroy's word for that. Ifo What a boon Is Education And little Georgie observes with | good-hy, Te xathers cowalips, how-| criere wus a great, bg, splendid lool. When enforced by hazing's lick! How ‘twill teach our hustling nation Yo do stunts with the Big Stick! Haring never shall go under To mere study's drear verbosity Till each gradvate's a wonder Of Roosevoltian etrenuosity! ———————— Those Awful Dads. Jing girl ouk a little from the #hore. “Oh, it's jest lovely out here, a an’ eballer,” she remarked, as éf to now) body In pertickler, an’ with thet, in!) | plunged William Henry, ea playful as duck, though he didn’t know no about swimmen than a barrel uv salt, | It seems that st wuz a pertickler des | place, an’ the two uv ‘em went off thi vicnl together about on the same stant, she a-rearin’ her sassy face out’! Juv the water and a-squirmin' about,amy 4 handy as a fish, but Wilkam He went to the bottom like a stune. a Ie must @ been there five minutes | |'fore two men {n a boat hauled htm o} jsays Clare Parker in the St. Paul Pion- leer Press. Pe | All this time Td kep’ a wadin’, 'ruly ie didn’t look worth the savin’ ater soaked he wuz, an’ purples | faced an’ sort uy wild an’ abandoned,,. “Do sunthin’ for him, for heaven's | K ’)” Lerled, an’ then my vent under. it feemed to me as if, umbreller an’ ¢ Jall, my reticule in my hand an’ my buns nit tyed under my chin, that I went down full a mile tn that cold, gurgling afore I commenced to ‘rai has an American education, without the Sunday school course, and to ‘ight him the Viceroy is a bird's-nest pud- Ging. He is the Tammany vice-y, the | G MoClelian, There are five acts of worry and strife over getting a letter from tho Amer: Legation In Peking to our brave boys tn khaki outside. “It Is a letter from the American Ambassador, and os such ft ts @a-crud!’ The hero says so, and he ought to know, for he ts the most American hero that ever happened. ‘He {s Unton to his underwear. Every time he is threatened by the Yellow Peril he breaks out with something nat: Toto: Ie Ie noe me coe rmething nat. ‘The Shadow Behind the Throne. nation I represent!” and otier soul-inspiring red-white-and-blue things, thit use up all the cheers in the audience. This gloricusiy American hero starts off with the letter bravely enough: but the first thing he knows the yellow devils are showing him the sights of the Vieerny's best torture chamber. But he knows not fear—not even when he ts led to the edge of the fiery pit and the tlssue-paper flames leay up at him. He gives the lurid hole the laugh. Not a word, not a wry | escipe him: just the merry “Ha! ha!" ‘The wails of tho grilling stage hanis that rise on the wings of the flames are music in Ie ears. He is ready to dlo like an Amer! an, His gaze is resting for the first time upon a stockholder, {t was empty and after unother] George's bottle {ts still empty at availing effort to extrat nour ment} times, It ts filled freq! tly, but it fs from It he waa observed to frown.| eyptied as freqiently. At such times |The bottle ‘was: empty. he realizes forelbl, at there Is noth- “Helho!" said little Georgie, “there = Bethy ¥ The plui. Lowever, isn't ready to have him dle, It can't spare him. And is nothing in st!" ne a it out that there must be up with a chokin'’ shrh J '_be dled the cheering would die with him, which would never do. 60 the And there wasn't The bottle was| Ho reasons it out that there must be “It 1 time that boy went to work. But whom?” rigat longs’t aside the boat where Willy ee Viceroy end iis handy “shadow heve him tied to a post, while they go empty. Neen Oda tehere Arar: ihe oy if tere nye eS walllarn Henry ain't away to think up some particularly unique fite for him. Chapter Il. upon the barn, There are cows in {imeitis that the cow carries her milk iny ever, and that will help some. really reformed at heart about the pro- And now our hero ts office boy with w York Life. And yet he knows thing of the New York Life barn. a valise, is thin’ uy men an’ wimmen, N’ poetry this time. We are averse| Georgie looks at the barn intently. He | Chapeerilll bathin’ u snny Way, our mutual duckin’ hes hi » effect of keepin’ him, personally, out the water, and, what's still more to ‘The Star-Spangled-Banner hero, tt should be explained, has brought this rough treatment on himself by haughtily refusing a cordial invitation to {01 & band of Yellow Caps. The villain already has become a member, and is| Lulu-Me and me brudder can't do to a verse. George 1s now able| hears the cows within making thelr| Alspesed to do all he can to bulld up the lodge. But our hero's answer is: nothin’ but what pa sees us. He can HOt OnIY, LOUSlEABR land! take) nd; Toate | DAs. Darel eeerial io \bave, 6 1as-// 7 HORGE solder now. “He mats all ge begins to cut the water- 11), pint, from struttin’ around amongst “L'a rather be dead and damned than one of yout” Keep his eye on both of us at once. tice, but also to walk, He intends to|cination for htm. the milk he wants. In return m at the branch office In Chicago, . lot uy wimmen, in black and yaller ‘ Just (or; that die is wigged and boanal | Watley daa's crow follow in the footsteps of his father. Why? | for this he carries a pall from (To Be tanta. $ Y = aionoketsss war Rorceapantent comes In and gees everything but a story. ~ i o e ondering what to do (not an uncommon failing with war correspon- =— = =~ ROY APPLEGATE AS GEORGE IN- “ents), when a stiff-necked lady who V ERS ES OF REGGIE S:= ES 3S de ] GRAM. “belongs” to the Viceroy arrives on od = =~ the scene. = A I “Why was I not made a man?’ she laments, as her sympathetic eve falls upon the for-the-first-time-speechless hero. “Because God knew what he wes @oing when he put you !n petticoats,” chirps the serio-comic correspondent, popping out from behind the post. Between thom they release the hero, and he resumes hls Fourth-of-July career, But, enough of him, amd a word or two of Dorothy. She, too, is Ameri- eant—an American beauty—end in or- der that there may be no mistake about {t, she wears the rose that sults her description, The Viceroy starts right In handing her verbal bouquets, and {s rewarded with the rose. He persists in wearing it, despite the warn- ing of his sollcitous shadow that “the perfume of roses always affects Your Excellency's head." With the afd of the villain he has Dorothy kidnapped. The villain gets enterprising on his own account, and 3a Kiss that would convict him of assault and battery in any well-regu- lated court. The Viceroy 1s seized with a bad spell, that suggesis the immediate attendance of old Dr, Osler. 0g!" he hisses, "would you steal the “Fire Couldn't Frighten the Hero.” 4, Peete Heike eatery table? The villain docen't say, but the hero, who dashes on the scene again, 49°. eay several things, as is his wont, and once more finds himself in a trap, He| coaxes Dorothy to blow up the wicked palace; but just as she ts about to ac- * commodate hiin, (he "shadow" snatches off ‘ls wig, declares his Americantan, and shows them the way to lberty, ‘Then he, too, gets romantic and fires into the dynamite cellar, blowing up the palace and himself. ‘Vue tardy troops arrive in the last act, Just as tho besieged Americans eee death, not to mention something worse for the ladies, staring them in the face, the oft-intercepted letter having been delivered by “the leading Juvenile."" ‘Phe Darling of the Gods" Isn't exactly like this, of course, but I still in- JU MAS MAD WHEN J T° HER T° BROKLYN, AND SAID "bIE'RE SURELY THERE” EDITED Br > OMCMN./wraarer xusaar ATER. |New and Varied Ways Whereby Lemons May Now Be Utilized, 4 sist that ‘he Shadow Behind the Throne” 1s Belasco's. x muc is I frst felt In love while he was aa cHARLEs Darnton. | She Cnly Says Hello. All perplexed young people can obtain experts |in iii tia pain! Une We jut |like a woman, ha Dear Betty: arming curls and 4a IH™== are many new and varied, Would cut off a slice of lemon, rub the | : > fs A AM 9 boy sixteen years of age and advice on their tangled love affairs by writing} | jindeme face 1 love Min Goan | uses which the busy ‘housewife| face with it and ringe the mouth and \ Manton Ky Dail Fashions. I igen Bhe used to love another boy, |{ Betty, Letters for her should be addressed to Jadelaa mata sail eee hom ain a | and beauty seeker may make of throat with clear Juice many diseases . ty she showed affection Aan cer eee ie or ia ong, 9 the averd 0 be kept a: a proper distance, It 4s ‘ay eet ar arpa 0 affect J ae wor Nile of; lemons, Hitherto the average woman, would be kept distance, It 4 for mo and treated the other boy coldly. Betty, Post-Office Box 1354, New York. him? CC. jhas regarded them largely from a mere! a potent enemy to discuse germs, says When {In the country she sent me a culinary standpoint, but they have! Marion Harris Nell in the Philadelphia | | } h Halt hi ry if 3 i Work Apron wit pone wie mith love) from! on ene | y other claims to utility. | Bross. ( 5157, 4 back of it, How can I find out {f sha Nk eves—Pattern No, * loves me, as sie only says “hello’ on ) rt | ne sick-room the Juice forms a cool) For red and swollen feet the appll+ bs nth vs the atrosk? v.IG'| warrant a gift so personal, It you do|cralty ealted, hhe did not show up. and refreshing drivk, whloi le Invalu-| cation of lemon juice and alcohol in HE busy woman, whether not I would suggest an ash tray, clear |e) Te ted niin very coolly an ule ag @ beverage In Inflammatory and | e4yal duaslites, after 3 good bathing, i holder or a fine pipe. when he wanted tu in, T checko SiN Alpshcen tarilike Buinine: 4 | will work wonders. In fac the virtues her. activity, take te : L is Her Church? |tho conversation, by may tn Paigenet i au bedi rae rae guns Fab Of the enon aa a divintecting, soothing ure for friend ter t property of bringing down the tem-| and pu ng Agent are unlimited. If form of household du- Her Lover or Her Charc: \thie manner He leit that nicht eitit | 1 would advine you to let tho young | perature of a fevercatricken. px when al the jute ts extracted the lemon e rt work or of any De at who/ Que making any engagement, and Ihave | man alone, Your conduct Nas be FY’ |' or gold they ace. i lod. Js not worthivss, for halt of one dipped , of art work 01 engaged to a young not see him since, the time. be two | und 1 ady, and $f you want to | Sete lesoi sae wilt and used io clean copper wil fea 9! 2 helongs to, a lodge, Our, church / months. “He is now going with anotier SS uP TEAROR eerie reer Gani RR aaa De. 8 produce a briliian: qolivi 1 tne article other pursult which means the Tell her you love her and ask her if oon Hot wish any young lady of ita/sirl, ‘but I don't tink the carcs ve Y f pe unk on getting into bed will) be immectately after rupbed with a soft 4 fe returned. You are very parish to go with the menybers, and muoh for her. olng to have aj|I would try to have a better basis a @ profuse perspiration and ete * likel!hood of soll to the sown, your Jove ts returned. Y lic i marry tim T will not be & member| party soon. Do you, dunk it advisaile |love than a man's appearance in te nelenurn xed with prepared . young 10 think so seriously of love, }of the church any longer, It will break for me to write him? A. B.C, I were you. i aan PvE te SUES. wit sli: wnly tr ia sure to feel the need of just however. my heart if should have to break my | j surf if I were yo! The juice of @ lemon mixed with Piano kev: Moan Indian ss by rub- ‘i engagement, I love him dearly, and he i | Not Even Candy, ho: and hot water ts also a specific! PINg With a lemon and atverward was 0! », ring: n clea vi 7 euch a protective apron as this For His Birthday. five" up’ the lodge’ and 'raimnot tell nie! | tok aa for sore thrvat, and ia useful in elirouk apy ; rina in clean mates ‘one. In the illustration it Js OL NS ccessanyharitnia Pauan A AM | AM a young girl twenty years old, “ie n Jules ta higtiiy: recommends eee MIR, emer, ules and, Hower 3 ‘and Kept company will o lemon Juice ts high nde) of sulphur, then ths y _ Made of checked gingham, but » ¥ t Hee iia purge ius pd I man twenty-one for one sear und ed for biliousness, and the juice of a) At Iron Into riupe. at tast rinaing tp there are many other mate- if 4 de, what would you suggest | have premined te me him and |22M0n squeezed into a glass of cold heer added, which will give stl wialg that are suitable, the ; Saree lerbes met 1 sua ane Ad Young men had made a | De Ne ts Soramises “to me 1B? 3au) Water and taken before breakfast ts said) rox ruat may be rinoved fru Tie b onaie agement for that spectal | ting ne would keep his promises after) to be a cure for billous headaches, % lela mae Dante one very best of all being butch- < ale OF ouspenders Y evening you were wrong to quarrel with | we are married? He nover gave ™) If coming in from dusty atrecta. wo\ icy of 8 le is also useful for re 9 i io match, Will this y | ‘or a y Streets we) moving ink sali era’ linen, ‘which ts durable not? , «| Do not require the young man to give| him. Write to him inviting him to tha | any kind of @ present yet, por eon [moving | fics “Tet , 7 x of candy’. 4 3 nd improves each time it te : ‘ = . up hia lwdge, Your church has no right party ang sak fore jeply: That te alt fe sure that you seo the young man 8B 4 nent to the laundry, and alto- ! 5 to Interfere in the matter, nor sem Has Ch ‘ng Carl Sree tom Marriage wont a 4 eal ity ints. 2 ether ts desizabie, The sleeves to rule your private affairs. le Has Charming Cur!s, prove his capacity to keep his word, He a ae “ : enough A Dear Betty tainly uppears stingy, but perhaps and Gr, this, call on an expert haly dresser an pele e Sealine erat Lovers Quarrel, Chis youre man while on my va- he ds very, poor or haw certain obliga- | in WHEE aye aie Pr have the wave made after the styles z ys cation t #ummer @ seashore, v a wer <7 od c he sc ‘those, of the walet without DETAB been keeping company with a I and as lam very much in jove wich | tions to bis family, T (believe In Srank RIOWin Eat aoe thant ieaanee in Ie for the scaip~Aromatie I young man for #x« Vag atid ee him and write him very ‘affectionate | jeu3 in love, and if I were you I would * the lor, The following is a Yinesan, 4 drams; glycerine, 2 drama; Your idea is a very good one, if you know the young man well enough to Uncture of nux vomica, 24,2 drama; tincture of ca 2 drams; ome water, 6 drams, Use every night, rubs | bing it well Into the scalp with & smi spon, i s over with him. good tonic whieh, If rubbed in every night, will do much for the hair, Cer- you should not be having sray w « The Housewife’s Exchange. #« tira yout age te Saft this oftener than ch good cider vinegar as will T hancaaic mania . | " 4 To Stifle Blaze. = piimemes lomly for tmanty minutes, a4¢ Bur there nced bp no act Way. us many | coves tu cucumbers: wasn out the jara/age. The Jovarondl Tonic for Valling | To Find Ingredients, Alf you cook by coal, salt | the hot sugar and boll for Ave minules iiiberties are permitted in all arinivereary | and cucuinbers into them (after | Halr—-Hydrochlorate of pilocarpine, 6 AN © the tan put the cucumbers | e aryl B.—KEND to any of the largo nger. Pour the Jelly into hot glasses | weddi , oo eels | hae Grained).. Turn over them |graina; tincture of Jabaroudi, 4 drama; thrown on the fire when broiling | OMe ye sey § etad Ly ela akaminote and hie | navies Deen, ors " AS and him | very much. One Wednesday | jettera and he does not answer in the Sen cea G , Right, which was the night he geu- | same way. I don't fee! he loves me very | talk my grleva ~)T fumpling, and are quite as os- sential t@ the economic pur- i es the apron itself, The quantity of material ro- _ for the medium else Is Pde 87 or 51-8 yards 36 . naan ts cut In a like drams; yellow rug stores in this oity re a | brated {fim adornments and table | thy polled vinegar, hot, and if Teter r j steak will prevent.the blaze trom| 2% let stand. « day before covering, | reer innatin ‘wood Oe ated yaaa es capbage leaves. In| spirit of LORATt: 5 Seow Seen they will fll the preseription 4 hen dip your paper covers in brandy | BintiaA "a cover With Mme hey whl be A to use, | vaseliae, 4 ou! ee the fa And seal the glasses, | a a i MOUMHErS. tem etean | UM 4 lonmer, stay improves, Plokles of it must be apni mi to be - Ip every Rhubarb for Hai elect the small size, wipe them clean| any ‘kind are Very §00% (el night. Rub it In thoroughly, . 5 Grape Jelly, For a Wooden Wedding. and lay in a stone Jar or jays. Allow {same way, After work 1s completed | Mi ubar r Mair, Gtelest genes that are some A one quart of salt (coarse sult; not the] cover tars tightly Thick and Wavy Hair, —HBRE 1a the rhubarb lightened Pogrery a Rastrytec yg irs corre ronnnene nechina fv! | obte) to @ pail of water: boll te salt! Wedding Gifts, ‘AUD-The first thing Is to give R for the hil: 10 grams of” ly ror heat until the roel piney aiken anninaeee ne peel poe) and water umill the salt is dissolved ( the scalp the best care you know © = yhubarb stalk dolled In halt @ FoI ts the custom to mark a Nhe turn the hot brine (boiled salt and A rospective bride's wedding gift * of following advice given on the | litre of white wine and the whole bol. Niaaias soe 98 tans. tee: beet pl tyes car (or Saample: 8 Pon | acer. oer cucitmbers ip tbe far oo: wiih the faltlals of her maites | subject continually, Accompany this| down to halt the quantity, Witer lets of the card ‘1900" and on the P Condition twentyefour shoura, |naine. ‘The gifts are sent before she is | With the use of the hair grower I give @pply fo the Hale, 646 Seale, Lt & “W06."" ‘These invitations are hen turn Out into a basket toMdrain, | entitled to aiy other name but her own, you and after you have @ccomplished v