The evening world. Newspaper, September 18, 1905, Page 11

=o VV OTs Be isis Bventec- 876 a*s. ome: Se Madaaths,. f et Renaming New York.| Have a Laugh Silly Mary By Albert Payson Terhune, ‘ with the She's a Sparkler Herself # s£ # # 2 # # But Not Exactly Up On Wine 2 ay TO, Metil . under way to chanss the, nn~ ¥ ’ “ AsK MaMa yd vi MAIS Busy SO T Wat ‘ Spee at “SP alts Riche” ("he Funny Men "MARY G0. pathy sopra bart nth CHAMPAGNE ON " I ouenT To OF ATE mixod-ale fight grows languta ‘ RE ea aetna, ica” G00 AND COLD," pow. SAKE Dont Hot flat-trons and old paving) Chicago News Man: bol tach tones Elngleton—By the way, where did ybu (No ‘mote caress pollcemen’s brow. «When they Grrest good murderer) Jones. Polks déck May-poles and ceaes from pillage Gince Sheol's. Kitchen's called “The Village.” Now that we've tied a sylvan name So ane famed spot in Gotham Town, Why mot; continue in tho same / Bweet way and do the thing up orown? A> rural. name for every place BBOuld cleanse our sing and lend us: first moet your rife? Wodderly—At hor college the day she Sraduated. Singleton—Ah!\T age. Her commence: ment was your finish, ar) . A young’ man once ran jnto dobt For every fool tifing he could Seti Then he ran away, 8» his feighbora say, . To excape the eoliéctors—vow abt. Philadelphia Ledger Man, “Here!” eried the, horified citizen, A egy? “why are You drtg.*ng that poor fellow For instance: ‘Wall street might bejelong that way? He was just struck by named that automobile!” > “The Shady Pool or “Lambiins'| ‘Av course he whe,” replied: the! new Grove.” Park policeman, “but he's on the grass. . Ania upper Broadwoy'd be far-famed | Shure, no won to atowsd on the grass."' if qualatly christened’ “Lobster wop@ove.!" ‘The peima es eal “uly face Gos He District's staunch tin My fortune @." ‘ a Remarked tier rival for the plaoe, HAVE. A CIGAR ae SMOKE » Hanan \ ‘- ‘Are not Lo Ararat cts ea the ‘Title “Murphy's Cor. not a IF, BOYS, | AE Spee O14 BoUth’ street might be ‘Salors'| Chicago Tribune. Man: Rest," ‘This caming clgarw for great.men ‘+ An@ Harlem's main strest “Lovers'| . | Has gotte « litte too\sar. ‘Lane, Tis time to neme some-hero While “Fuller's Peak” of ““Eagic's atter © nick agar. Nest" . + Bhould make the skirt-whirled Wiat-| Mr. Foathertop—Just @ moment, .MMise Tartum. Let me tell you what thinkk—— ~ Mites Tartum—Certainly; I can wait won vaid. I ‘Then (sfill the rural theme to follow) Call Tamm'ny Hah “Old Plum Tree UJ Hollow.” jong envugt: for that. eee ‘ing ice the rivers North 824) wasnington Lite Man. ‘hp Subway: ‘“Gueste Belmontia| PAat—This is a great country, Mary “4 Cavers." * Ann. And Rector’s “Feet for Man and| Mary Ann—How’s that? + Beast.” > Pat—Sture th’ pa-pers ses yes can St Regis: “Oné-Price Temp'rance| buy a folve-dollar money. or-der fer: three cints, Oi'm afthberthavin’ wan} patintnine Mig a: fe aden ag Bg cake BY ooh. Co tape. O14 Lady—One doesn’t hear: 80: coal of the young lates running * om fwith coachmeti nowadays, cond’ Ditto—No, but they go and marry thelr chiffoniers, and that's cworne. Tavern.” \ Novmore from town we'll care to ‘When country joys are made at dome! Ps — JUST\A TIP. i ‘The barber's itch.has toushed me many @ time, But never has it done me any harm. ‘To cure it I have but to pay u dime— The barber's itch ts mostly in his paim. —Catholio Standard and Times, oo Bar Repartee. Dallas News Man. Mrs. Blanks—I understand your hus- band mms another of bis economical fite, Mre, Benks—Pits? Why, I shold say 00, Tile one is a regular convulsion. ° ‘Mr. Johuéing—How yer knows dem's Paul Jones'’e bones? Mr. Snowbell—Case: I's eeed ‘em er minyer time. He had de Gouble-five an’ Ge aix-t'reo marked, ee eee ame Ezekiel’s Story. ‘EZDKIGL, the . Roman 4 wand, scconting to the Bufato Inquirer: Syeesera 2 ake’ Soules tote of the dinner that wg gtvan owis Durteicth ‘Whistle, are you going to seems to me, you Ball of “But I don't need an ‘ofc: boy" She—Ch, Willie, let's carve our names @aten|, “Yes, youso do. De one youse hi “Poor boy! Where are your shoes?" “Aw, say! «Can't me an’ Rockefell | etrew ther over tho cards fon the gréen balze of mn bes a The Foun Tellers Pe She Clears Gethering Mi ston a Happy Hearts. ABELLA, tio}! “T eannot shy whedner fs: mvéel wite one, Was at! wet the dee ry duck to the Buus i loin when Tl] dication alwayt.” exiled Wet) night |) Maveriah awe the ted A Tone! Holl ‘The Yellhw fire of| ftom the, eobiin, bowl! anit at a the font oi ininp}oaredinaly agala, and ngiin ove tua) made, long shade | curds, owas cA the dream curtains; and the) = old owl, growled | on tts perch of tho sieuit ota sdventh 8 the sanie always,” #19 ‘eh. he mobey three Aes atwaga by, not the worst of the tahat Wood! "Lee her In many @ulees and many siretzo oxpréssione of fate.” "G9. on.” tne ang I had bought on the "and passdd some si! who must pay a tol nd Vane faym, to | before she may read mystery. rattled the dice in the ‘gob! i} “She must ‘matza in dec'sion and bowl and) thnt will depend her"hippness tor kt ig tate up| least foyr (alt moons.” o table oft “And my happineve?* | “Ie here ‘entwined and depends muede on tha (other,” Zabellah: rolled and) rolled AST bones. “TI see a falr woman in one ring,” and when the dice in a chummiy elt foll solidly to the ace Zabellats breathes, ¥ a sigh of relief and said: i Be Sahar Rot sorrow,” "At Jaet 608, ones: ee tate _ the fa'e woman: ring. “ster | trouble fends tr dn) many}! taxi Wort wen pat will mi passed, Sang, gel pr alt Wt be well." . ‘ Dec oe added! en extra “And"tnong/many strange people.” umerete e pig pia sit very much to “Bho ts fair.” 1 said. “Sho fa in great distress,’ “So I feared.” "Yet it ta to epAre, you pain,” “Baorificthe,’* j »The Long-Distance sian ELLO, 382 Broad?’ ma'am." aes “Yea, ma'am,” “Oh; at once! T thonent ge met ‘a0 “The Huitls-Waryne Company?’ (73 ‘"¥es, ma'am." \“Dry gobds, notions, &c. 7" “ea, mevam." Pi “Well, thten, 2 wanted to ask if you have any new styles in table covers.’ “We carry most anything you want along that thy x Whig are they fringed or “font. eet, de te @o softy; I’wanted ‘some wtih “We handle @ line of the fringed ones.” “Yost AR, ‘well; then pérchape 70 ont Give me geome ‘hiea ‘of fhe pilogs; whis is Mrs. We raycnia pepe evcrstand," “We have es anywhere from 8 ¢9 $25, Bins, Weulmoreiand,” “Axcording to the size, T presumet’ “X—yea, amd the quolity.” °/ “Could you tell mp whether they are nice and heavy?’ “Some are, ma'am.” “Real heavy?’ / “About as heavy as any that are made. Otir Une Js unusually extensive, Mrs. Westmoreland. I am sure'’— ‘Thank you. When does your ) pent | wagon go out?’ “Right at’pnce,'* “That's i I've an engagement 1 belteye rn not go out eer tone ewes bidaat es ii you say?" in. a heart on this tree He (aside)—Hump! ‘An’ levelops pater. “Draagh-ovpromiee Avil be Ses HOA ME Wot Pathe up IT |S Aemeinenei fen per eit i ne societ: slant nest 1) r Maggie's an’ ‘aay prea teeba AL ap lan vies pig cal iy. Spartans #o*around barefooted widout causin’ \so: mush italk?’ Wot!"’ i hopr'e time and’— @ ‘sould. send them at once, \A Rade Young Man, Pe et cat muntoans ats, a yese Toove wken saquainied Pee tit tie desieced, fe hes 16 he tovk tho lb- ted wich to know és ought fo call again, or was It his call. 1 have mkt seen th Tho young than was very rude, You should not have axked him to cull egatn. After the frat inyivation the peraugaton to call ds tacen for granted. She Wants Too Much, Taatla' oun lady, Sit nineteen vear id and have been kegs es 2 altten, bh ( Fre a fo sage for him. It 1 ware you I would give the young 4628. on Gnawey. ¢Unlots you are an- im WOUeannot expert bin | Up all other women. for pe prhich is eminently simple, at the same time that it aan quite readily! be made at home. In this the material js cravenette loth, finished with plain bending and held: by handsome but- tons, but there are a variety of others that aro correct. Rain-prooft materials Increase in number each nea- son and many gloths aro treated with the vrodesa, 90 that) there is ample ck ee tunity for Gholce, Dark blue, Oxford and tan are the pra ferred colors, pa they oan ne trusted to, withstand: i fects of storin, But ite f to model fs 99. attractive. that {© oan be “y for", the coat of every- wear, when # can alad be mats from any seapanabld path ce |) | The, quantity of. matertal required for thé medium, ot a 2 68 verde if iit 2. Inches wide, 7 Pattern fi,1a) ce : siaes, for giply of | Ra Meat—Paitern No. 5,145, 12 years of aye. 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