The evening world. Newspaper, September 15, 1905, Page 15

By Alice Rohe. gatd the Girth) section of space @ parlor. It reminds fat: Whe Cofdtorts of Aone SP "ad By Geiie Carr, “te I jo Other Rocis May Attract “the Boys’’but His Own-Roof for Smith Every Time HY," : mss sFe And steamless railway Cais), from Kansas,” New. York land+ fords work on. the principle that tte more they can kill the aesthetio sense in their ‘Out of their Houma “T never realized what suffering be- ‘tantty meant till T saw how New York- | ‘ere livea.' You don't call # living? Welk! ‘7 delteve ‘vou. Bulsting te to dignified @ term. too. “What makes people think tiey, i @ home when they pay rent fore fhole in the walla with @ soaks ¢low * “You have to stand In the ‘overlooking 2 charming vista of clothes- lines and rear-window tce-boxes? “And why, (tlt is necessary to out ene good sized space “up into six or aeyen. “tormpertments dlleyed to be Todmg, is-tt easentlal, tr arrange ‘ail along one side of & Jong dreary ‘hall Yhat opens at one end with ‘no esdape into the parlor except through -the @li- ing toom? “Speaking“of parlots tt causes me to “mile to listen to these incarcerated Now Yorkers calling ‘a, €ix: by sever! up'to The Passing ot By Albert Payson Feehiige EVE. tone ‘had harseloss wdtsild And some of us can vow we've, amok( Tobaccoless etgare. ie nem |on baing/a seal Boheyan end moving moot Avrt-Araminte-and the parlor nt Wome, whteh was nevor opened except for funésals and whddinen. “you khow it gaye mean awful sen- gation to. first thme Daisy and T aid the lok step up “that dark corridor. ‘Nothing to Tight of/you bat doors, noth- called don’t them ‘them for a bed. If you want to get in 4 in the cl me a a corridor and take a teap.” . there; isn't any gomstble means of es- cape, People with the drop-in-at-cal- time habit have’ you caught in the act. “What am I going to do about it? ‘Nothing, it I caa't move. Daisy's set down! into/m studlo down near theartis- tio. settlement, wherever ‘that ts. “Tt a horrible’ thing, isn’t it, that you can’t live where fou want-to with- out being @ Millionaire's bride ofa: 'Ti- flanesque chorus ad iq York the Hello Girl. Gee! The foture will be dreary, With nobody to blame, When tS ts ia wpal”or Or “No one $y that peme.” And who'll we spring olg jokes on ené amoy with nttidewed obaft, or “Please ring ‘When ut the other end ‘there's just « “Phony dhonograph? ‘The thuideat of bashful men Finds slushy things’ to say ve tan range to hello-girls. bold and.may. iit Story ma mera : whe bigeeel oe weet g00-froo jae pheboaraphle hops ‘horn. brody what it’s cracked | ¢ reel — ——— - WERE GOING To THE \) ROOF GARDENH ARE You wont? ‘Have a eer aera bd Press Man. “May’s.a queer-gitl, You know she took ‘frat prize for mathematics at Vos- Well? Pp ‘Welly. when! Ger mother asked May how ‘often “Mr: ‘Hansow had Kissed ler WHICH WILL STRENG THE Laugh yee the Bciniay ‘Men. ‘Wiseman—No, but) E~ suspected he} his wife: They fell in eve with’ each | ath nh needed one and I simply, forestiilied him.| other at, first’ stett.” sation tormenveer« tease ber plat ? “That's nothing: new,” that she thought it waa'slow. od tire: ler” CHET as we ea over: the cheek’ for our) to! frult anid) tea “thle! | morniig, ‘that ‘week he comes in heré arldays * morning’ just) de pleseanit esa: soa tse ar had tou sh last night,”/add on them'“inoréiings he’: & perfect Nttle gentleman; “bat” about two mormings & week he acts as though his poor relationa had just come to town and hé had to get up ta read’ paper before the visitors ot at it, on them mornings he says uiean thi about the bill of Tare and kicks about the coffee sdmething swful,, ana then we find out that be didn’t sleep’ well the night before.’ “Bleep ta va, grand) thing sald ‘The Scribbler, “Every time I think of the morning,” continued By J. J. J. ¥ Mme. Wade foretells artght— ‘Though folks now grin end enigge— | That. dainty cornets soon will grace ‘Man's sturdy syiph-like figure, ‘We'll wager torty-carat’ gems ‘Whene'er thé change ensues ‘That’ men will’ want to lace their Watsts ‘Who cannot lace their sices. * ese MR. HUGHES! 0, Mr. Hughes! en you txsose “Tnsurance Co's. ‘That’ shovels on our savings use, o.* 8 “But they both Hed Phetr automobile Me Wa nige-on’ at the tite” ) Ate Wietily’ euti® The ce may Not be! to. thevewitt, ee apes Psa gin gad tank ne ie And Then again ft. may, : beer 1s always dark. I don't lke’ pale But’ st'e npt to. the man who docen't| PAtladelphia Led ger‘Man: beer, anyhow, dd your F 5 aR Bins Hilcke—I ‘hear you calied usoi| Ragson Tattere—Sure! Yer git more bergen eertieg, anrwnl; Mise Suttle the other ‘night, Did whe! dut way. Red show you her birthday presents? ‘Weary Witiie—What way? ‘Mr. Staylate—Only &-parior clock: her,|\Ragson Tatters—In a pail. "Bo gtacefil tn their stealings, themen think it ain't quite right ‘Fo: Aunt manly ‘bunelare! feelings. AD i Raosevelt et ‘et that pesca ee And, if so, did at flowing go. Down the Roosevelt @hrotties? pacer Rass peal hela fthieat-cemmndrar, tp tm | HH durglara now are #0 pollte— |’ © oti os i te, a che Weditt rapa bablen. Well, 2} erndua ihe Be went sinh pees cnt & News-Side Musings. | cur +79 ‘You give us policy holders blues} | i ‘Mrs. Comb—Oh, Gdongo, the srtmtast now! Baby's ‘teething! {STOOL . : “ANY GIRL’'S MUSCEBS.| elves, while it aleo ap- ‘\ penia: to the maothers.11- Instrated te'ous’of the best of afl ‘models that com- Sines ilescetwocteers" with ‘the ‘cbarectertstic blouse, In this vase the tmhaterial fy white eenge held by peart'tuttons, the eult be- ing Ons destgned tor ocen- sions’ of Gress; but tho | ‘same model is adrpted to folue werge, to flannel, to” the favorite shepherd's heck, and, indeed, to’ all | garments. ‘Phe quantity of material \May Manton’s Daily Fashions, , HERE is a ceottain style and obarm about the Russian eult that makes it & favor- ite-among the boys thom