The evening world. Newspaper, September 14, 1905, Page 15

World's eae! “Ma Riins tear ekey, Evening, September 1: "The Queen of theRoad| Hare a Laugh Siily Mary ere Kye tes Nee LAF te fling 4 By T. 0. McGill Another Call a at the i rd + ar aH & * By Albert Payson Terhune, with the ela iatia ined ee Pc eadeareenecreteee ster, Sit, 1G | ‘ || MARY 1AM GdING TO ape ( This Time It Ie About the Cook. ¥ you're waking lot me tn, moter, pt Funn ly Men | THe oressmaners take ; " ont A ea | ‘Let me in, ob, mother dear! 5 | | GOOD CARE OF THE BABY, ¢! es xt Wey rer ORAH the Beventh |’ “That's & policeman” ‘This evening’s haul has been the best || DONT LET ANY ONE we / fj 4 “L960 & dUtidle to sour : Of all the graftfut year. KIDNAP 17, P oye 7 reAttiey ati Aétivie a tittlen"y Of oll this'tgaftfal year, mother, Pipadelphia Ledget Man. | | AND, MARY, Dont Look \ iG = o . | “he diamonds come out ine And busiheds la steadily oomin’ Krok-Sdme pedple are saying that | 80 SILLY," on. G' ‘ Bags She ls geterous ant liberal, a Bor ch original hishwaywoiman, mother, |vou made most of your money in polt- | AN Zao \ 5 % flept th “its Iac-| to ther freines, ‘Mie ofiginal Maprar women, thes. 3 : | a sitet a Bie ‘always are,” aes “Lay my binckiaek on the burean, eT ae ee ae ashe nae oS) : ; , seith: ihostiee-fromn | Aba eats SaeNMe hte a arr | Andiadjiat my sluderrot's Welsh Ing. arp ye sain to pellevet i ; y Ths Sal ay | pa; aha’ nen moe Cane OS Some Tne Sfesv,out the ktockout bottle, mother, © 6! t | TL tata the letter Thad brought on the} “Not at. all sutprising yt matic stone, while Zorah doubled the). “strange,” sn (a Zorab, an bey cards, and throw again and azath nh ita wish?’ she lend. aawys hide and never it oe tt it's enlightenment T want."* Is very strange. ‘The ace atwayn biden woman in the letters dark.” | behind the queen. She Will te mob % AON Boe. \E say ste an Serelas, Abrecwdtah Wel,” wel! Toewet thouret | Wen, see if my) mask's on strMleht,| 14 condesotnd to tate so email. @ »\piother, part as you're cast for now ‘Above the complexion #0 Bloomin’ @ |” Gomedian—Well, have to live, th’ original highwaywoman, mother, | “ProgedianOh, was it that bad? Dhe original highwaywoman, Comedian—Yes; I decided that a small | ‘So I héar,"* “But—me?" GOLe IAN! the coy Gelights of a no'dup role was better than no bread. | “Yo your house and your home sho} “J cannot see it" tan no ‘The deuces and eore the And the puunder go rich and so sizable! | AMM thie wwatting of some jag-bound | Dallas News Man. ! “Before maariage he todd her that FE Be man ‘THY he's whrecognizady “Wha he's wirecognh ‘Then away to hold up I'm th’ original highway’ man, mother, nt B “I notfce that tbhe woinch equestriennes areca: Ripuyey partial to. the divided tabi.” My svcetheart’sia billionalre, mother. * replled his write, “and I notice iy think him above me. nen are/t7o." i Ba! whe Urey geo this evening's haul *“asleed hubby. can they help but love me? Well, t's divided petiween \coctalls, | Fes, mom, pan they help but love mé, | oy.) pir late hours!’ Pwo dbo something ‘more fhan| ee bees z ci thotaee, aie bd bie Press Man, RR erant * @," said the serlous man, “this Face problem <eitaimly {9 @ serious | matter! | “That's “right,” replied the sporty.one, ‘no matterwhat system o” bettin’ you follow you can't beat ’em.”” ee “What's the matter, old mian—busted?”* “"Busted’ doesn't express it, I'm Itt- canis rattled again and again on | Zorah sergied to hesitat th -olicloth, and us the queen fell up'! the portent: time and time again she sald: “Go°on,! I said, die Ras “ho ly powerful In her tight, with! “There are many proken “p imperlous -will.”” ‘ T can’t make dt out?’ fll Age Stet érally stone-broke.” “Y guepactad as much." + Calis / a | ~ It's all right’. “What do vou mean? “Tho Bceke cards are always to-| ome best seems peca te is fae hd. “Tt wag buying a sotitaire ring for my gether; she commands ettention.”. \ | goean, as tho red Car irl that broke me." Chic#go Tribune Madn: | ‘The woman of the House, who hap-| lgened to be a little near-sighted, mo- | toned. bim away from the kitchen acor. “T haven't any rags Laguna she. sald. “I ain't buyin’ rags, said Saymold Storey, dfawing himself up with offended dignity: ‘T've got rags’) Te: to burn. z3 € mm.“ Have,ye any. cold vittles? UB len esi pen fes SeaN Native-Going Back! Sioa thé water, | Happy {) School Days! md 4 ee & a By Marriner. Resale on one side end one do} \. *Doator, 1 em troubled great are you? y-_with e ns fdges Of memory; what should 1 do| Foretgier—Yes; 1 can% stand your ad is that, air?” asked the as-| ct 0 summer weather, And I hey told there toun walter. Pag bag le! 8 is an Indian summer ‘still to come. “Two eggs—one frfed on’ene side and Bo. Oe - Patience Personified, | fare. 7 7" Gall sme You're getting warm.” “+. “who 1s the lady?” in thia nck card I see @ man of | “t's the new book we seen My T said, as I lata down maa Funniest of Egg Stories. ic: Wo was @ saddfaced American, “Would you mind tyxing which 20%. Qourist, and as he seated himaeit | sir? I’ve ‘ad some words hyiths the Yh @ London restaurant he was ! inimediately attended’ by an obsequious « ‘Very\well, A ‘The walter was gone several minutes, and when he returned his face was a gee aI you please repeat your horder, a, very distinctly, beagbongetirns eld one on the of vat oe silekoe, and. then « Gage ir.” ated sears he was gone longer, and|’ ahi he returned he said, an: ‘ “yVoula it be awsling too much, ain, to ‘avé you repeat your horder, art 1 cawn’t think I ‘ave ‘Tt right, sir, 9° know," ‘Two eggs,” said the American, sadly |and patiently, according: the Baltl- on one aide Chicago News Man. . “May T_ask what you'are leoking for#’ said \he glerk in the okeat or fice, “T am jedking for trouble,” cn Why We Do Not Kick. ‘Wher Ticome down to bins sg morn, More oppressive ailence ies another and fainter “'Very well, ia : . ¢ " ‘This time he was gone longer. When |) Crayfott_ From the! wayollpdustalt dreamed. Ing: “Aight) ne réturnied his collar was unbuttoned, the collenée Gon't do any’ ee bee ‘suppors you had to work hard for) “What's the matter with nim?” Sn te blithe, eating. ‘ “Prtat'a, the matter? ‘that good-conduct card? “ew, tet him alone! He's practisin’ rd “Naw! De ld T took {tgftin aever| his “1’m-too-aiok-fervachool-to-day: face! tte de i hop LT SDE £089, ty, Bo 19 to ceases rake a a Mar ara ‘idom| B18 balk Gishevelled and his face was} Crahmaiv—Oh, Tim hot ed prejudiowh. put up no.@crap at alli” *: ‘Dere! date about Haat Eda” PP 9 of ni ci a ieee whee: eome true’ —— ‘ actatched and bleeding. Leaning over! agialthat. Ax far’us I earsee, theylee * : Yawn: ani “E know dey don't! eg in} the waiting patron jhe whiapered be-| the only things that ceamtget money, 3 Shel mupaperiaes shat as 88 ever!) scechingly:) * out of the millionaires: / 8 2 » ay. Manton’s Daily Fashions: HERE fs no @TOR@LOVERS - ane = - caaaae is wake her marry! me, as I love her ikea end An ions young jeople can obtain expert$ | “Ix much? bitte tangled love affairs by’ writing) doing everything you can to induce ber Moat certainly you are justified in |) ere forker should be addressed to wine’. Good tue ick fo Pou ae A: Heart Monopolist., AAL very fond of my Art frend, but ‘she sometimes makes mo angry. An- |, r re Wid de Jealous’ of mie, hag) Ot tiend's acquuintanc Sean never fk the: 4 * 1 don't want iv. ote Hy trlend. and a fault with her, T-would rather mab hae! 4 them g@ out sodvasionally, Lh a va: OF a Footwork, “How cnt pe f; CRumia ww drop her acquaintance ie 1 love as ‘ery much? Doo ak she cares tor mi ‘Unless thero i some ora stopping, the friendship # ‘| Mike you had better make. that direction. You, Ib very, enelt ‘epsom salts dv ¢