The evening world. Newspaper, September 13, 1905, Page 13

(. jening World's Momo Magesing, 9 The 20th Century |Have a Laugh | Al] the Comforts of Home. & & By Gene Carr, Spartan Mother)’. withthe | °| «the Boys’ May Spend Their Money on Clothes, but Smith Saves His for His Wife to Spend. ; ! y pe , by Albert Payson Terhune. Funn Me n . a 7 ST engage eat tN ty A WORT Cone 2. Holic eee aIrES } ri 01 n the -_ 2 | WW fod da ate pet "| Chicago Tribune Man. ey Ue a | Pitts SEG Fede lar aay pone ce enjoy your sojourn invthe ‘The way our ooin's retired. "Yes," unmwered the man who is Our savings we've laid out on knowl-|pover truly happy. ‘It made mo ap- iil edge; Preclate the conventencempf olty life.” | Fact la, we're sending Seth to Zoltege. A ie Gates ait, Q y “H6 has the courage to say what he | Dye e'pose we mourn our vanished | ininks," a 4 phe oe y | gold? “Yes, answered the man with okrp- beer Not wel It's wall invested, trig, instincts; “and,” considering how re LSaeae Sepang ma tare told: foolish sume of it ts, it must take cour- poe! ns “The wcrub team we have bested!" | iyo, now fk Montreal Star Man. \ Snookse—You don't catch me drinking again! Gooke—Why not? Snooks—Because on my last spree I went around gnd pal all’my debts. iy rs ui Dallas News Man. “That fellow Cheek le simply all nerve. I’ve never seen him embarrassed in my life.”* “T've never seen him any other way, Philadelphia Ledger Man. “My busband and I read to each other ‘every evening. now; it’s just eplendid,” aid Mrs, Newliwed; “why don’t you ‘and your flance do that when he calls on you?” “Gracious!'; replied Bilas De Mur, ‘how can you read in the dari?” ear pa Seth's shy one eye and dentals seven, But folks all say he'll “make th’ Bleves.” It'e easy not to have new clo’es Nell—I told Him if the dared to kiss And eat one meal a day hows | He he'd be sorry for m. ‘i ‘When every home-sent letter shor pan net 3 B Nell—No; but I wes; I was sorry I told tim, f ’ iy : fina 4 Y, than! in {he Chicago voice Tm glad the farm has got to 60, Chicago Record-Herald Man. more ifke a car. wheel witho I the help hi "i “i 7 tf i Thales my old | cart rob end glow) Be. oe ing oun eather, “is «i “ - Besides the oquesk it's reat we a on. "i 7 rT 7 vo o 77) Pt AR? whats Dulwark Stour natien | Suigy Mie oe BRITT ONLY [icor ABARGA men with the Subway Voice oh te original 4nd striking. JAIN DON Zs this ore Higher Education! . ‘That's what I'm: looking for.” re-|.|\More, 2 ‘ YOv THINK fare up close to yours as ati ther Sco EGA t plied. the publisher. “What, if I may ? Insult to Injury. ask, is the new ten tliat you have in- troduced?” . .“The hero is bright enough to see that ‘the gir) loves him as soon as the reader Gispovers it” s 2 « “A London scientist says poor teeth tndicate unusual brain powers.”. “Tl bet a hundred dojlars that ecien- TE, ] cott’s Magazine. iad : f a. y “{ | Yeas It the interes exoltement, oF the Philadelphia Press Man, y ry ro bilnding array of footjeite that dassled | Nervey—I beg you to be my wife! Come now, don't say No.” Misa Roxley—Mr. Nervey, I wouldn’ Shink of seying No" to! you. Tt woulda’ feaze, you,)@o I think the best thing I ¥ can do is yell for the polica “ns ee ‘ on Sad End of the Romance. Bought a Small One. “I @0. And, furthermore, he will IBUT.-GOV. BRUCE of New York) it was cheap, and told the mason ¢e| never sit on this sofa three nights a says & small headstone in a ceme-| engrave on K this inscription: “Sarah me pet names as he has tery in the western part of the| Hackett, Aged Ninety Years. Lord, Sane, State is polnted out to vialtors as One| She Was Thine.” The stonecutter eaid T am going to burn all| of the sights over the grave of & wid-j there was too. much Inscription for so Aad love-letters ip my. vrunk,’" ‘ower, who, while not lacking in re | small [egies but was told to go ° Dumley—Say, Go you! know anything about golf? hae : Pepprey—Not mich. Why? , Dumley—What'a @ “bunker,” do you , the. “B-but why are you going to discard artbus | ahead eq it on somehow, x i for the depart one, was penuribus | Ence0, S20, inucriprion. aa “squsewed”s |# Peépprey—I suppose it’s one of thowe| griend, according to the Columbus Dis- | im’ Philadelphia ae Sibi? 3|eunden, ine cranks that almply itve on the links, | patah going corinarey hie ane eoeh ee qHarah dinckelt. Aged ®. Lord, she |, yaterically. dc, % ETIYS @BALM @TOR @ LOVERS <@P@oe Hay, Marcon's Daily Fashion ‘How to Acquire the Rare Art. | ; of Being an "Ideal Guest.’’ ahi 2 : |Legal Preliminaries of Mar-| | for the blous» ek. ( a ' All perplexed ‘young people can obtain expert | Anniogs ree. < wea} ort pelagic Dae Tages advice on their tangled love affairs by writing pd Tesi g diego map aia Bleck bat aaacayad Wy BAZ sie, the, necessary legal par Betty. Letters for her should be addressed to [2 ana TGA like to know where 30%] eome yery attrac- Wes arty resident of Madea Betty, Post-Offfce Box 1354, New York. Please sdvied tie Ha |e ee Ifthe marriage ts to occur in New ‘a yh which gives the chemisette sugges tion, that is always #0 dainty and at- tractive, yet which York no Ucense ts necessary and no other logal papers, You jnst go to a| Would like t leave him, but I have|cept a gold chain from the young man clergy man or an Alderman and he tles | Tania “ee to any’ crate ous unless you exe engaged to him. How- the knot. A lcense ts required in Jersey | not be sumicten to heep. my ghildren. amt t do not think Share Mier pare for the mariage of ipn-s9-Jen:s and] Please advise me what to do. in It ia your case, an vise yo a cloned at th hould leave her'|in Maosachusette for ehusssiy. by he tq keep tt. If you'love the Young man| Xo had better think twice basic, providing’ the i \a man: ig AS need not adoptiig a profession whioh ia ful ai : x ashamed td answor his graceful, unbroken uncertainties and pitfalls, You caa oh- tain the address of a models’ clit | Noes at the tront which are only to and yourself happy, : 4 where you ould register at the Art Seigeone’ ia nat way. Iusteated SUR A Reneptant Flirt, aA ; the ‘material ie sa pb company with a young! A Fool{sh. Mother, chiffon lowteine pi bat m een Vat a isda Woaimarn git moet stew everything yes ba eed tan of excellent farally Aas fell th love, but her father t to make the many a her marrying bin oo aooount of reliaton, tuoke and the folds nt. marry desirable is correct, Suituarbter was born, and to ber tatne | and at the moment h he believes. Now the child ts] that means many The vogue question, Tell:him yes and make him @tudents’ League, in West Fifty-sn- of the soft or “chif- fon" fabric ts to be u hot. A moter @hould never Geny her child. She should tell her pax ents of the deception sow, ‘ =| Sia a a vine ‘not tet boll” Wiben old the potatoes.