The evening world. Newspaper, September 11, 1905, Page 14

The vweninA World's Home Medazine, Monday Evening, Septem be: Talks with the Cashier Girl. ~|Al| the Comforts of Home © & By Gene Carr ; By T. 0. MeGill. No Game of Pinochle for Smith; He Leaves that to the Unddmestic “Boys.” ‘ i t Greuch, : ; : . 4 People That Eat Themselves Into a Grea Me i RUSSELL SAGE 45 you eee thle @rhote dinner?! aaxed 5 O you peer. cake, o plato of hot cakes, hard botte: PLAY A GAME oF WOULD OPEN MIS from Kanvas. “Hey, I never knew what real Now ite tnlieee ‘fe Cash | Seay Ban bs Sea eoltes | Now, PINOCHLE Wik Sai atrarns meant pi T wae forded ‘ap ‘sdee wan et beady ome te in a bat for our| “He indist havo a fine digestion,” said YOU Join us? Sms wilt Mehiavar gigs me pad i my a prin reat marmaldde and [the Seribbiet. . x . s sa . + you pleawo, 7 » ches this morn-| “eMivbe he haa.” said the Cashier Tet had to Fun foul of a gaine like that Girl, "but the clerks that work under Mm the week it dhe biok to. ; * him o¥er at the Post-Ofting sly he's the eating with the help during harvest time’ woul! lata people's Gating | mennest ol4 thing in the world, and Sherry banquet with & prosre.stve suppe* ba 5 there’d be lean mia- | that he's ay sore at himself all tho time ‘la, with the Waldorf And Delmonico's on the side. a ery In the wo that wien anvdody laughs he arite, his “He woould you get legistation and a| teeth 411 tf sounds ike wagon wheals lotto mi without curdling?” asked | on'frozen snow, ‘ga Sortbbtar. Hand anv, only oft of a tot ct “{ don’t know «bout that,’ whe don- | Pewle who have the samme complaint Qinued, "But. way. to n00.thé way Aoma| “Tt looks to mo as though some folks ‘of these people who come in here | #et ‘diick-lunch aberration of the mind fouRh-house their etoninchs |with things boon as thoy get Inside the door, and ttmt only an ostrich ought to be al- | lots of men who bold responsible poi Jowed to eat You wise to the rea! |;tlons and stand a the beeay of the reason qrouches | where thoy work lose thelr reason why theré ate so mahy cn aauY houston 08 “How did I fall into pitfalls of a great city? Well, we'd give ourselves a IIttle touch of may. lite, #0 we forsook the gas\etove-and the quarter Meter and came downtown to get a four-course dinner for 2 cents, |. “he bitl Of fare notice I ever read, One, soup, fish, one ment cou! ) Cont cheere—ail for a quarter, rience we started out on the coup, THe ' nded to wait on. uf was so engaged smiling at ja lovely young than with « gredn neoktie that it was somé time before wa, could mext course. Met at us ao reproachfully, that almost afraid not to have eaten, Soup, ‘but we ordered soft-shelled TURN ON TH ITS GETTING CHILLY “Now. there's that thin man over there jact just like « kid [na tam closet with tard on his hard dolled t{s mother in the next house talking eseé. He's been coming in here for a| about her new winter dress,” Jong time and I never heard him ety; ‘Maybe the proprietors are some to ® pleasant word to any one. When blame for leaving _ 50 ling ‘Miss Hogarty at the coffee urn asks him| around to tempt people," eaid the whether he'll have plenty of milk in his /Scribbler. : coffee he snaps at her Wke » sick wolf] “Cut it ont said the Cas! and generally says: ‘Certal she, stuffed the penny in the MALO Got No. More," Wase the Bland Reply. trembling and apologetic voloe, and’didn't appear to notice the soup bath she hag given my new voile skirt. ‘Aint got no more,’ was the 4 reply. So we had &nother guess. “No, we didn't eat the fish. strong tartar sauce can’t hide ¢ome things. “Atter an intermission of twenty minutes Daisy took a chance on chicken and I tried roast beef. Did you éver try Ghicken at a 2-cent restaurant? Well, don't: It even gpolied my taste tor roast beef. 3 “Oh you, they give you two vexétdblos with the méat course anda cup of tea tea {a name only. The vogetables are dest loft undescribed, When it came tothe dessert 'T made a stagger at (ce-crenifi. ' Dalay bad canteloupe, but-she didn’t have glasses along and couldn't find tt: What do you think my ice-cream was like? It wi nice thin’ Alice, curved over tO look’ like a pyramid. No, I wasn't sorry there was no more. S i many times do T have to chine full of chocolate chips. want plenty of milk,’ people that eat themselves into a state on growling till 1 of ehronio grouch would do it tf they had to break down iron bars to get the tuts" ~ i “Did we come away hungry? Well) rather. We went out to the delicatessen, Shattered Theory, WITHALL THE. y o . atte Bink Se Duck to Gurkést’ Harlem‘and laid in @ supply of real food to ITH our friend, the dentist, we IMPORTS OF A HOME we last us over niwht. What I can't understand ts why they don't give you deo eit in his reception-room at a iid i thing: youl cativeat tndtead of twelve things you can't. t ij Window which commands a view Talk about the snares gnd pitfalls of a great city. Well, put the table a’hote of thd streets. dinner at the ‘head. $ wee “People ate peculiar,” he says, “Now, “You can get the grandest méaliin Waubunste County for a quarter at oe for instance, gee thet man across the Elite Hotel puck home. : i atreet looting at my sign. Te — he fas the toothache, but te healaune Second Choice. Like All Geniuses, A WHITH-BEARDED old Wrenct- 2 over whether or not to come a¢roas pow. The chances are he will stop at Chadian entered a atore adjoln- the door, turn about, and go away, as his pain wit vanish before the fear of Possibly suffering sreat pain in’ my ‘The ‘man comes across the street, looks ‘once mare at die dentist's niga, ing. tho post-office in a Now Hampshire village and requested the ald of the clérk In addressing a letter, “Ah want lim to go to mah nephew, Mis’ Olive Bedeau, Frankltn,, auld. Froducing what had once been a squéto white envelope, according ‘to Lippin- coy Rees OC : Dy baie cott's Magapine,. f 2 Jokes # of # the w Day. to|.trin'cur Und saante ‘talnments aid not efr>race a very ¢x- 'SwSome woof ew the « Best Magistrate—tave you a jail record? | ‘Ttien, whet was it?” for me to do any confessing,”—Chicago , blame him. Ho couldn't be expected ist ‘Trembling Prisoner—Y-yes,. sir. “] smoked a cigarette in Indlana,.”— | Record-Herdla. know how you castle at times. —Phita. tensive acquaintance with Freneb aur- Magistrate—Wae tt for theft? Baltimore American. Ais delpala Press. bien rev ipo 1 “Bedeau?’ ?* a 4 ‘Trembling Prisoner—No, sir. Seen “I think that friend of yours Is i Peas ES xa Bethany tw i RES REETIOS . uathd “Was it for assault?” “Do you tellevd there ieanythine in | fresh on such short aoquaintance, . pe ff ¢ in| Teacher—Now, Willie, it mind reading?’ plained 3frs. Nagaet. “I-over! Bical aha Se ibaa a re ee) seratened, Ser ae etivety tor eas up that you put. that Sottero “Was A “If thera dan't my. wife's an awful |vemark that I was ‘no chicken.’ " Merritt—Why, man, he. res” Peer ire ee Tivbe sence abs | Sve? cant. Tam log aden, Dat “Weil, I ques not?! 00d euosser. She never has to wait ‘‘Well,"| repiled Nagget, “you can't! other nedple's incomes.—Puck, Gin @ot J ie" ¢ Lwould “do credit ter, Rap PE, ace ne eeeeeiane Ee STO "EDITED BY o i ne} MARGARET HUBBARDS): AYER. SHE GEISHA DANCE OF JAPAN AS IT 1S GAVGHT BY FVJI-KO. @& 2 auty Hints. a } Betty's Baim for Lovers. ( a mane cote 2 @ NEW YORK SO6CIETY FOLKS HAVE LEARNED THE pod vy can : f iran traubted * : eo} F She No Longer Loves Him. Biot: myself whether he loves ea ot al seciaha Seppe Dear Bejiy: The party Is @ good itea Hut can’ - 43 a young Jedy nineteen years of} you call on his sisters some evening I ego ani ‘have been keos(ng compeny | arrange to lave him take you home? with @ young man peventeenyears | Then ask him to come again. It is fem ta think that he ts tco| early for yout lo bul adem te, tink shar be 8s, tc ig you to find out if ho er iove him? uM. v. Do not go ous with him wo oftes. 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