The evening world. Newspaper, September 5, 1905, Page 11

‘The Man Who Te Kind to ‘His Family: © You know," maid tho’ Cashier Gint,,ne we tmnded In fiftees eontimes for our sinkers and —- this morning, “tint I ean fells min that's good to his family by the way bo lays ) “@own hig money.” 9 “What Kind of @ three-crdss Indian sign brands the ‘than who is good to Mis familyt* mld the Ny, “well, in the first place," replied the place don't supply morning Papers forithe guests to read." n with old rusty whiskers carefully laid down ® ‘aime and ot toothpicks a piled on @ I-cent check, and ashe took handful am, it eut, When I first ‘Mics Hogarty, at the coffee @ anys @ man as careful with his mon ry provider, but my gontieman friend that works as @ gue meter inspector + has ‘old ‘coin warmer's house on hie Iist, and say, | saya old “‘tight-wad'e wife not only hes to do all) th ‘ Mpasework, but she has to gc to bargain sales and get make his neckties. Say, don’t that take the canteloupe? “Ana there's tat fat fellow just going out—did you see tiim look over his chante before the lnid It down? Well, he tried ¢o hand me-e phony dime he's probably got from a car conductor; now, wouldn't that make you sick? You ( moriced what a front he makes. Well, don't Jet thet make any mark on your slate. His wife got @ divorce from him because ie tried to make her put an ‘ad’ Yn one of them exchange columns ‘to trade his oli ‘dlothes for a set of false teeth she had to have.” f “But you sald you could tell the ones who were good to their famitiies,” said «the Scribbler, “Bure, I can," eald the Cashier Girl. “Now, there’s them! ttwo men just going out; ‘one’ of. them laid down @ half Wollar for a 30-cent check end I had to call * fim back for his change. His wife goes to Europe every summer and he never } takes a vacation. And that other man Ia!d down « quarter for a ®#-cent { @heck gnd when I called him back to give him his nickel he eald to put it in the poor box. Say, he's the peachiest fellow that comes in here! I eaw him ‘and tis wite down at Manhottan Beach last Sunday and he was buying wine Gor Jitr and she had on a@ dress that Mra. Vanderbilt coulén’t bent. meh “amd, way! Ain't people the meanest things! Do you know, somebody had , ilmup in them supplementary proceedings ‘last week, and tim euch e)MBeral | main, too,” & ey Purty Near. ~ ! et H Meanings, | ez. —_—_ nn asian of flowers ts almost op imnored of Jate, as the maiden |, =. fair prefers to have fowera to |’ ; POFrespand with hor hair or complex- | Som, oF her frocks, “and 1 totally ‘re- a hidden: meaning ta Example by Her,-Girl» And—Do Otherwise. ° is HEY, SILLY - WHY DO! u You HIS WALL'ST. WIG (ow Brogan 2) WHEN HE GIVES AWAY CSKLBOESOUE ) EVERY MOTHER SHOULD BE A HYPNOTIST, ie ? AND THIS IS THE WAY FOR HER TO BEGIN. EWES Sass errOM ppt made Spe Se eee at oor daughters, ‘He did’ enjoy looking places, he said, and I only the girls were enraptured: the act galleriea, at some ofthe pictures. They were ecandaloust ture in some art gallery, she forgot whete st was} énywey. artist. She thought #t was Ralph something, and it fad: q angels down at thabottom looking up at « woman arms, Oh, the girls gay they feel so x abroad. Maud ts going Yo’read)@ paper this fall tures I Have Geen.’ Won't it be grand? aly “Did you ever notioe that’ the people periences abroad are the ones who si tut ay keep my childhood’s e eyes of the foreigners. I've no bt they “Why do they go wbrosa? hf FHI tae? The Vistor—Hoki on! Dere'ede ques- tion of indemnity! I want yer top. sixteen marbles.and de use of yer fol- ler alates for two months! ‘ sires!