The evening world. Newspaper, September 4, 1905, Page 9

¥ ye Pty : Home Madszine, Monday Evening, September 4, Ko ecealad Worlds A Lesson inGrammar — . That Satisfied His Wife. ee OU were out at the races to-/china and how good you were to mo~ Y day," sald Mrs, Smith, looking | a All the Comforts of Home By Gene Car, Music's Charms Are Not Strong Enows to Disturb Mr. Smith's Domestic Attachment, nd now we'll have no birthday at all— sternly. at her better half, as/@"d we'll have to Use the old china.” Se cathe home—an hour Into for dinner.| George smiled in a way she had Smith @miled graciously at her and) Seen him smile before, eays the Kansas} | aid never a word. ‘They had made a} Clty Btar, Sho braced up for a moment compact a week previous that he should | 4d confronted him: HK Stay away from the course—at least} “You were out at the races, to-day. for this week—for Mrs. Smith had aj Don't you deny iti" birthday coming Monday, and he had| Smith smiled more blandly. than be- promined to save that $ that he lost! tore, each day when he bet on the “pontes."; “Yes, I cannot deny tt, I were ¢o the and the a@aregate saving was to pur-| races to-day. But chase her anniversary present. At the] Mces."' Leet mee WERE GOING ‘Oo € : THE OPERA TO- NIGHT, WILL YOU. Come ? By Roy L. up| “Ad you ‘pronysed peeeny first glance Mrs. Smith had made up}, You [Promised me you would pt 60) this week,” she sobbed, paying | her mind that it was all over. nOheed to hei , y paying: “You nye proken yout: promise tol" “Why don't yeu rer atta Chapter I. bed. And mej Gorrge,” rhe Fo) ferusted you so Implic! vhy, I shad already ordered that of china and itr put away for you now In ‘the sore, T've invited rome ‘friends to din~ yer, tog, Just to show off my birthday o OS, miter ae sa ea ae nish!" The speaker was an intoxicated person. ‘Tho divinity student behing ‘ede ‘bar, who had taken the position to study. sociology, motioned to the layman mop- ping the floor to assist him in cape of aseauk and replied, “I do not compre- ‘end you." “Deal out the song and dance! Vamp the wood alcohol, ang I want about @ skelly!”” ‘ “I beg your pardon,” expostulated the pale young man in charge, “I assume you desire whiskey: but what i @ ely” aA, ebelly ie Hunasesse ee four fingers around @ beer shell. “ Bjent this Reginalat” exclaimed the hortified bartender. "‘Sup- pose His Grace should happen int’ Just then @ rubberneck auto etopped at the door. ¥ Chapter II, “Ge 2 ecuttie of mixed and “Gs ine a akel!y of tonall Var- Ever Hopeful. “You always did mar,” she murm such’ cute gram- The Crafty Man, R. SMUTHE reaches hothe for -dinner and finds his wife in an unusually taclturn mood. They go through the meni al; quietly; the only speech being fro him. + The evening progresses ‘{; Ree ses in the same At last he asks: “Atea't you feeling well to-nightt* “Oh, yes,” she tells bim) coldly. “Then what 1s wrong with your” za ought to know,"* “How should I know? Have I said or done anything to offend your” fac NO: you haven't eald anything on Chotiy—Well, Johnny, when does yous | done aythtng." ister, expect to get married? on erat on earth makei ) Johnny—Every summer. polpinat B TENGE Suppose you have forgotten this ts?” rine a “No. 1! gust, : oma “his ts the 46th day of At “And it 19 my birthday, ana G you for- ris tt was, and you never forgot @ dash of mulligan!” ex- claimed an honest workingman. Again the divinity student was non- pluased, “Well, really, my good mean, I fail to grasp your meaning, Kindly elucidate!” “Don't you know what a mulligan is? How can you get a branigan without any mulligan? "Yer can't do ft, see!’’ exclaimed the honest workingman, who. ‘wes of @ frugal disposition and knew condiments in mixed ale gave one im- mediate action for one’s money. A True Sport. IE COMFORTS: OF A HOMES AND| (A _NO' WHAT HAVE WE) 2 g ment, dear. I aid not ‘The firet broom stepped up and ex- forget that it was riled puis Shs falas eR eee tines plained that a mulligan was a dash of {ie of. ursts and. thi pepper sauce and a brannigan was the 80, ah Pays the Chicago ‘Tribune. way one felt acter imbibing Wt in mized wy Set aoe, thing!” abe frolaime, als. pont What pirat ra “The idea of such @ thing!” exclaimed Well, akaeh ae iy hte the) horrifted young man of good bring- ing up, ‘‘workingmen should take their ‘money home end tot spend ft in saloons. Suppose R. Fulton Cutting should hear Dim! And Regiaald ejected thie prospective Hi ibberneck ow War Changes Style. Ph cgh oowrpac yng fo tae their bar oot tore| Je SOme w Of « the #2 Best w» Jokes w of w the w Day. Je). Chapter I. ‘andthe way in which men wear hair hes @ marked influence on| Tommy—Grendpa, will you ‘please the ball, “What is {tT he asked. ‘It's “Of course. ‘That's just the point. I: who makes those around him \aick— | ¢¢— 9H mudder says to give me a vint ure, The glaborately blow this candle out? @ portrait of my motherin-iaw,” was! got my job with the swell that owns (Harper's Basar. ‘and not to have de «rowler the ex mca sevssee Grandpe—Wey, Tommy? the answer, accompanying it with a this bengine wagon ou the strength of SET Gt frothirie at the mouth, because nt |, Tommy—Hecause I heard pa say we|mighty hit, “and it does me good to|my representations that I had been in| Gasaway—Of all the tiresome talkere de-|set £2,000 when you enuff st—ally | strike it Uke that!"—Iendon News. fail eight times for violating the epeed|y think barbers — just $278 | Sloper's Half-Holiday. y ae. Ie Neale cine ba Star. Henpeck—'Sh! ‘Maria will hear you. “My 124, you must know there are no suds on hand she wants!" fiati tn that gutter!” . users, and altogether the: ivi: es. 08 “Why did you decline to answer when hace: Gasaway—Why-—er I didn't know vour | years but of totally different tendencies, ‘Aw, I knows tt! ‘But I ain't ne not taught t Droper.car-| 4 golfer was Observed td smite the | You were asked if you had been ar-| Freddie—What's the difference be- | wife was interested’ in barbers. szcke the word he banked a tin pajl on tween being sick and an invalid? * Cobiwirger—An invalld, my boy. is one Henpeck—She outa my hair.—Philadel- | the bar. “We do not sell to minors, : t apna T'm fishin’ fer de apont, Ser ta pieik |ball ‘with peculiar fury. His opponent |rested before?* asked the chauffeur's ” : noticed chat there was something on friend, “This was your first offense.” remarked phia Press, of the best man, and the bridesmaids, | each on the urm of an ushey. At, tho reception, ¢he maid of honor, the bridesmaids and one or two ushers remain near the bride and bridegroom. , +. IN WBRICH EYELASHES AND BROWS ARE STAINED AND TRAINED. ; A Rade Young Man. met my genti fing friend, In- home. Vas it it for him to let me | The young man was very rude. Por- be justified in asking him to account stead of going home with me he Fo home alone? It was 1 o'clo | hops he had a very, excellent reason for dt. THE VERY LATEST BEAUTY SCHEME IS AN “EYEBROW PARLOR,” : SLE out walking one night I Wied ge itor his conduct, however, You would Her Parents Disapprove. The Bishop’s or, ( The Wreck of the Water Wag An Intemperanoe Tale. whe'e washing to-day and has all (e |’ EDITED BY THROM 4rcarrr nuenarvs AYER... Betty's Balm for Lowers. McCardell,- Author of ‘* Bertha, tho Bigemiet’s Bride; ur, Married in Haste aud by Wholosale}’? ‘*Dhe Pirate Airship,’ “' The Throt- tling of ‘Thoodorea Throckmorton”? and‘ Lawson's Lettera to Lambs,’ &0., &o- at sayy Wh } bemideu, thin tin pail! ie sot clean. Tiny, 1% all, covered -with renee in: Tel meek Sea os yo Pata use Phys eehen, ihe sravier "It; a question in enemistn ignorant of,” was the reply. . “Remo him, Reginald. .\ barzoom, even = he jay nO plage for'e boy!’ 7 bernecks wore now ali over the place. One of oki sheth bought. some Chapter iV, 66 cannot let you in now. F [Ste teen" sae “whan? . “We cannot let $ . hour for lowing” exes! ieee! ‘We'll, wait tM the cop idoos it you ain't in right with the Captain; (then you can Te. us in the side doar. Renji & muy with us who's sowed, open wine bench: “We close at 1. “We do not ‘encoun ‘As Slobsy McGoorin, a Jad of tender | ott We dare you to find one! ff he ts steady and self-supporting, I think you would be justified tn marry- i {ng him, anyhow, Your mother will jot disown you. Parents seldom carry ‘out such threats, | Middle--Aged Man’s Darling. Dear Betty: I don't know wi fouit he Invited me to pie Donte I have no home to let him oe | would you advise me to visit him? nt my cespect in return for his 1 you advise me ‘to walt for the man or miury the older one? ‘You must not visit the young mane” home unless his mother invites you.) It you are sure you don't love the older ¢ # WEDDING, [eeenee eee ee ee et me Bent 0, ‘without et etic? 4~The Order of the Procession. Pknow'my mother aisown ms. If your parents have mo rouscnable objection to the young man, that is, , ; f y ‘ : . RE Aan Darwen THe BVES 13 a Y r |) DEAFIOURING. to ask you why it ts that some women aro perfectly willing to spend hours at the halrdresvers, and whole days huot- ing pargaina, but quite evidently be- grudge ten minutes a week when ét is Bpplied to as gecossary an act as re- manent cure and t alvo one, electrolysis, However, to return to the eyebrows. Our eyebrow parlor Js aiso the scene of permanen: eyelash staining, whieh, of | course, 1s not an¥ more than} (e Immediate pres the same method employed on the eve~) ent, as well ng for brows, Eyelashes that are dyed by a/ Ol 1}° Toteniia a hood halrdrosser, who uses first a prev: | the coming "fall. aration to propare the hair to receive) ‘The plaits ‘arovide the stein, and then the stata prover,| #mbic * wil last alout two weeks, three at the ction thi Lary, moet, gng soaaitiee operation wil pip. who @ greal dea!, or| e And sett thelr faces oi May: Manton’s Daily “| man you had better not mary Mdm. ‘he loves you. with alr it Mylan » | \@even Gored Bkirt—Pattern. No.-8,198, Apa ieee dem heather, cn whos, Squre or nan; 13-4 yards Mt, BBA /yerde M4 oF 913 dns Snagtastton sh kagelng” that it i, Te atee tor 9m a4 94/8 and tom waded the divinity student tebind the bah ‘snow patents, but 't invite me to come. A men of fo: sf posed to me, but I can a fis OIE