The evening world. Newspaper, September 1, 1905, Page 13

the President, : abevhie. Svan der afte Interview with the, at the} ant Tinie, Most Important Member of the » IntérnatignalAviary at Sagamore Hill. ‘By<Roy L, McCardell, HAT te your name aha addrees? A, The Daye of Reade, Phgasfore Ht Oyster Bay, Long Irland, New York, UW. B. AC @. Any’ relation Yo the fatnois “sma hot bird?” A: Nos that. Is a very fly spéeles that ts aseoolated with night) huwhe, lorka and bats, os ‘antiel large, cold bottles, and it geld its away fram Broadway. * o hint Gar birds do you associate with? A, ‘The Thlerhapional Aviary Bt Sagamore Hill's nappy family, a bre oLber birds there? A. Yes, indeed, but Ten the President's particular pet at the’ present. Ive heen ie in diptomaui: circles uit I am dizzy. You've tt safely, though? A Yes; birt 1 was rather tired. I wanted to settlg on sit Indemnity, but the Russians wouldn't provide tt, © ‘i What a you settle on? A. Halt of the Isiand of Baghalien, You spole of other birds that are the President's pets; what are they? A. ‘Weil, there’ the Ptork—THE Stork, It isa very \domestie pir, believes in large r ce. Id’ very popular with the President, but poor folks aren't 20 anxious to It vinit. them, T can. toll you. ; ‘What ‘other bird’ is theto at the International Aviery? A. The Bind of Freedpm, of covret. But you would Hardly kmow tim, $9’8.80 tame these days, i : \ \ 7 | *. | | ¥ tie Presifent around everywhere, And he ‘and the Stork are so‘jealous of mé that Fam afraid to be alone with chem, However, I am taken out and ehown to'visitors ¢o much and they are #o completely forgotten that I don't gare, x ~ GQ) Why ‘were you looking for an indemnity to settle on? I wanted to fontte? my nest. Q) How do you iike your job? A. It's great! I tell you, President Roosevelt {eo hustler. “There's always somettiing doing in the lyes of famous men" is e saying that le meant for him, you bet! You ought to see the letters and tele- graph and caldo messages he gets about how he sent me flying out to bring Back, ihe olive braush. 1 ‘He le genvrally odngratulated? A, Well, I ehould ony! 1¢ you want a mentor peace or war. to shoot bears and mountain lions, fo go down in a eub- ge boat or to lead @ charge, why, Theodore Roosevelt is on the job! f And what do you think-of M. Witte apd Baron Komura? A, Who are they’ “ Q: Didn't you ever hear of them? A. Can't remember tliefr names at all, Does President Roosevelt know them? Yen, And what do you think of President Roosevelt? A. What do I think? say, ho'a a bird! ‘THE BREAK O' DAY. A low, rumbling noise was heard from the directton of the kitchen, “What was that?” asked Mr. Sthylait, THCY NEVER AGREE. Passenger—Isn't this funny? Conductor—Isn"t what funny? Passehger—Why, I can Jools out the anxiously, “I'm not sure,” she sail, as she yawned, “but I think it was the dawn window and see our locomotive going the other way, while in thie folder map the line along here runs straighter than @ gun barreL—Baltimore American, a GIRL IN PAJAMAS MAY % 4 ii af 3 at ‘ (i ’ ie the Comforts of Home. _. The Club May L \ GOING ‘To EROY THe ruin a Tate Boeoy 00 To Wet HIS WILK FIGURE BY EXERCISING WITH INDIAN CLUBS AND DUMBBEl. By Gene Carr, Smith Knows the Joys of Domesticity, Y. LS. Ot ean rave about yin hice! At @ hotel by the ven” But my iieite fat ta Martom | - | Tm good enough for me. Vig You ean sing of Nature's bath-tub, / The deep and salty brine, But a lttle porvelain bath-tub I won't be forced to ream, TH take my ttle outing In my little Harlem house, Perhaps TU spend a Bungay ||. At Coney by the ses, ; But ittle\oM New York, 2 ques, Is good enotigh for me, Both *‘Jack=-Legs,”’ ‘) FA OWN in Mobile there ts a Garky, a that ‘not ‘many; aegis irestte patience and self-control. along fairly well till the witness asked as to his occupation, says Philadelphia “Teo or, wah,” said Rotts, “what kind of a carpenter? 323 you, ettomey, more sharply than before, “You'll have to be more exact. “What are we to understand by ® jack-leg oar- penter?” well, wah, mebdbe it might be ex- plained better by sayin’ dat de diff rence 1s, jest about de same ag detween you and a fust-class lawyer,” reaponded Botts, with a broad grin. ‘The above pictare of three syllables. What in It, EDITED Bx2 "| Two Sirings to His Bow. Dear Bettys 1 Butt lke the latter ater Sete oe Boh woula you advice ing io try go ezol I would advise you mont Gecidedly to ‘win the one you Uko best. You can find out if she loves you by asking ter, A “Fresh’’ Young Man. him. He raises his hat and poeaks. | et a tbe proper to epeats 10 Wim or man not The young man ts ‘very impertinent. You shonid not notice tim at all, If he qwents to mest you he should sek en introduotiop, and he knows it. May Manton's aRRe tee iz if be sae ut aE rita aa <i 3 A vealous Friend. | Fe “him Proper to ask ‘Ope patos ts true, he would not admit it. Treat him exactly as ‘heretofore. An Exaciing Suior. 7? many admirers. very aloe OF Wie, if $0'8, young. man Be anaty, Before me gam! and | Ni re, ut ven that up. There is another ge who is very steady nad saves money | who 4 me, He iso of my father. Which would. von take? Take the man you love best, ‘The older would probably make the better husband. ak Daily Fashions.