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or, Hot Air Harry’s THE PIRATE AIRSHIP ; TKe Eventi n ae ubepien UNS CARA MALACCA AS Hurtle to Happiness. By Poy L. McCardell. Chapter I. ANG! Bang! Bane! Bach of the tirde firla wore one. Oh, you shut up! These ain't bangs; | they're dours! Neyer! mind, they, look real cute, and Hot | Air Harry, the Boy Aeronwut, had’ had tn his periions Calling too ‘many hairbreadth esenpes Not to be interested. Which would he aolect ag ‘his helpmoet? ‘Twas his to choose, for he had. risen high in the es- timation of all. But alas, Hot Air! Hacry looks again. They are all diszy | blondes, The brave may deserve the fair, but an aeronaut's bride may pre- ferably be light, but brunettes are the safer sort. Chapter Il. “IT accept your terms, To-day T @ropped a lot of money in Wall street: pompa-j} So saying. Hot Air Harry, the Boy Acronaut, signed,artictes as sailing mase ter on the Fiying Doughbag, the palatial sky yacht of Henry Hankum, the most Fuccessful fiductary «rafter of the day. Henry Hankum was now floating air- ships. Automobiles were out. of, date, To get in the upper circles folks found tt necessary to be sky scorchers, Air ehips came high, but they had to have then. Chapter III. “Jumping aerostatics!" As Hot Air Harry said the words he levelled his telescops upon a low,. rakish airship Tounding a bank of clouds at the edge of the horizon. It was the notorious pirate afrship the Coarse Air. Henry Hankum's sky yacht was bullt for comfort and not speed, but for ail that, with the wind in his fevor and his | nose, motor working well, the Flying Dough. | bag could oreape him yet. Chapter 1V. “You must walk the plank!" Heard (becnuse che wind blew through | it), the scourge Of the skies, sald the! words ur hero turned pale, all. but his, No scandal now, It was solar oxide and not the pigment of rum. “You will at least allow me to wens this cloak?’ ventured our hero. “We are right over New York and I do not want to dirty my clothes falling through the soft coal smoke.” The murderous Blew Beard snarled a eullen assent, and, whispering to Acretta, Henry Han- kum's Ddéautiful daughter, to follow him, Hot Alr Harry folded his clogk around his well-Rnit form and sprang @racefully into space. Not ‘to mention his newspaper notices. Chapter V. A mile further down our hero openod his cloak and, pulling a portable para- whute from beneath {ts folde, ad- Justed this ateronautic necessity just in be: him, while howls of baffled out from the thwarted alr above. Chapter VI. Hot Air Harry picked up the money he bad dropped in Wall street a few weeks before, together with a lot be- longing to other people. The brokers had been so busily engaged in rubber necking at the airships they had felled and at an aititnde of two miles and a halt pank the Coarse Afr, together with Blew Beard, her cutthroat commander, As Blew | “Who gave the bride away?” — ‘Her little brother. He stood up right in the middle of the ceremony and yell- ed: ‘Hurrah, Fanny. you've got him at last!’ "—Chicago Record-Herald. “2 8 Citiman—Well, well, looking for an- other cook, eh? i Subbubs—No; I— Cittman—Why, you just sald you were, Subbubse—I did not I sami I was looking for a cook. The others we've and the villainous crew of the pirate airship. 4} , HOUSE AND HOME HOMILIES. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. No. 3—Good a nd Bad Light. hours of her time’ on facial massige, a dollar on face powder, move. WV some one please tell me why its that lovely woman will epind $3 and; time end nervous cnergy in planning and making ber gowns to get them! Quite becoming, and when sho {s all beixed 08 betrilia and weawutul she will demolish the entire effect by sitting under the most hideous, light that ever dllun- | a had were not.—Philadelphia Press. ee 6 “You say ke is a great scholar?’ “Yes, indped. Why, that man has almost us many College degrece as the average Billionaire,"—Washington Star. ele ie “Mike,” sald Plodding Pete, “if you wus as rich as Rookfeller, what would yous do wit de money?’ \ “Ob,” answered Meandering Mike, ‘I s'pose I'd try to be a good fellow, Only 1’a set "em up to breweries instead 0° colleges." —Washington Star, Tom—Now that your engagement is broken, are you going to make Clar- isga wend back your letters? World's Home Msagozine,| Monday Evening, Ae Everybody Works for the Captain. . . sy T.o. Mec. hard on those letters; they're worth using again!—Detroit Free Press. eee Mrs. Nuritch—Mebbe we'd oughter get one o' these ‘family eacutcheons'’ there's 0 much talk about. Every swell house geems to have one. I wonder what it is. Mr. Nuritch—Oh, I guese “‘esoutcheon” too. |1s jist Hyetallan fur “skeleton.”—Phila- delphia Ledger. ee 8 ‘I can remember when the wealthy’ Mr. Hidom didn’t have a dollar of his own,” sold the man who dispnrages. “Wel,” angwered the misanthrope, “ft is said that he ts etill doing busi- md ed fmeted a xorrowiul town—the regulation In the finst place “theve gas fixturs are usualiy gerating every “anywhere near the ligtting range of the ‘family 5 Plain one positively haga Angi beneath this garish, A fired face’ looks haggard, a light coming from the middie ot e the. If we uld all afford to burn candles sions of beauty. However, candies are. by shading or painting doll Fy the Women will work and slave to make their homes and themselves attractive, They will buy the latest thing in bric-a-brac or*pompadot Loth will took thelr very worst {f seen under the light of the family chandeller. in themselves. Besides thet they often cause the room furnished to auit the gas jets Instend of. the owners of the place, eH mie Thus a table has to be put bencath so that tall ‘he fixture to thetr constant ombarresement, But this ts as nothing comp.red to the harsh light that boats down dipon just, and unjust through the white globes of the gas fixture, menion ke kaa xg yeical defeot in the person who 4 es chandelier? ‘pol urs, but forget that hanging from t¢ centre of the ceiling People may not coMide with hes the misfortune come ohandel ter, 5 in‘our mort I ot women and men @ certain shiver of diamay for to the brush cling many previous hairs that geeem tired of their growing place and refuse to reaiain there. It passage the season of But | and fixing # sort of ‘will nt ecoreh, ) 'HIS is the season when oan the hair brush) through their Jocks gives both | |The Fractious Hair of the Summer Girl #2 #& # and How to Keep It in Good Condition. ons at the end of amother week if neces- ‘y. Merrie ia alwags komething the contthe with-the clroulation when the hair tails Ww) 7 1A! Ae se, uenemege nspatten | es fda ade treating the ral a esSome w of ew the w Best w Jokes w of # the w Day. Je nesa with other people's Washington Star, ° ee ‘War ts truly « terrible thing,” sald the nervous man with a pallid face. “But you are not a soldier.” “No, I am a stenographer and type- writer.”"—Washington 7 . e dollars," . Bidpay—I need @ bdusiness sult, but Z can't afford it unless it will do me for a couple of seasons, I'll order one if you'll guarantee to make it last. | with a Ifttte wqueak of horror. | followed their leader to the seat ee Cx: so Bowling Green and lable to stop at Houston or Murray), A man wae slumbering in a corner seat. lt wan a redolent @lumber that epoke of past and plentiful potations. Suddenly the woman next the sleeper sprang from her scat Every one else followed the direction of her jtragio, wild-eyed gaze. Then the woman on. the opposite side of the slumberer emétted a fac-eimile ehriek and Jumped up. ‘From the dozer’a capacious side | pocket a Ivvge, greenish, wriggly crab was squitreng. It balanced on the pocket’s edge; ‘then flopped lover onto the car seat. Instantly it hed all the room it needed, for eu tt sidied along the people héarest ft gracefully rose to give it room. A second and a @hint crab crawled from the receptacle < this time the tumult attracted the con- ductor. He entered the car. “git down!” he thundered heroteally, “There is no danger!” Snatching up the three intruders he hurfed them one by one through the ‘open window, ‘ “Avaunt, @teka monsters of the swild- erneas!" himed & Jong-hatred,trock- coated man springing to his feet as the last crab vanished. Bits of Flotsam and Je Picked Up in’ it wis on a Broadway car (labelled) raitnigs.” wor ‘The mt tra animal are ‘The noise had awakened the slumbrous| fisherman, who came to his senses just in ume to see hin three hard-won treagures cast upon the unfriendly pavement without. Vengeance lowed in hit eye, He leaped to the door in pursuit, but on the way paused long enough to ring the register six times, “Ten cents each you'll pay for "em," he yelled to the furious conductor, ‘Th he dodged the latter’s rush and lea} groundward. Broadway for his vanished darlings. eee N Central Park there are to de seen ome two score of notices at vari+ which the driver or ous pointa mea to “Co slow. equestrian is Tallor—Make it last? I'll gparantes cash.""—Philedelphia Press. E. As the car rolled on passengers could see him seerching lovingly In the Woodbutized mud of Te this economy of space or ignorance? |, But a finer example of official bad Dng~ lsh 1s to be found beside the reservoir woll in the park, winero a email nice not to make it at all unless. you pay | conveys to the pup. the information that, “Persons 1a forblé crossing theso He draws the water in a trice, ALN MARGARET INTO THE SCALP, ano WITH A SHUTTLE CRIDS-CROGS ALL out excessively. Proper scalp massage will bring back the normal circulation, and this means that the hair will re- ceive normal nourishment and ventila- tion. It ts always beet to have @ com- petent operator, if possible, but meay womon can and do give themselves & good weatment, The trestment consists in looasening the hair and parting it in the centre, then placing the io such a position (ee pletures) by pushing them gently forward and into the scalp at the same time the soalp oan be made to move, ‘The friction should not Be on the hair, It must be remembered that the acalp loss of hair his stiowating tomo wood : oholle Neanaiariden, ii . & ‘capsicum, \. dram : iy ouneest eau de cologne, 6 ——— FOUR-YEAR-OLO #OY'S BRIDE. It may be»thet) Mirdhito Mich!-Nor Miya will be the next Emperor of Japan EDITED A Fickle Swain, Dear Betty: told me he loved me YouNa, min” gad’ would “like to now hi Ped ka 1S alate 2, Mba TS Te oa week. i VERA M. I would not see this young man at all, If I were you. His fickleneés puts him beneath your notice. An Acior in Love. Dear Batty; HAVE fallen in love with a young lady of twenty. Bhe shows much af- fertion for me, but her. Parents ob fo Our mi as @otor. What shall we do? = =W. J. K. 1 would do my best to overcome the parents’ objections until the gic is twenty-one, Then I would marry her, anyhow. An Egotistical Girl. Dear Betty; AM now sixteen years of age. 1 vare for @ girl quite a little now, and in time I Neve I could love her, The I am out in her company she continu- ally talks of her family and their af- faire, and this is not at all interesting. only fault I find in her is that when | p; Bx. io ryitran Seer er of this habit withe , psuliing he § “TROUBLED BERTIE. * Lead the conversation into other chany, nele yourself. Taik: to her atout the things that interest you and get her in- terested In them, % ‘/n Town or Out? ; red Dear Betty; 22s ee [ Paces Someta Sa ‘ghe at home.” Would you call on her or Con ee further ‘accuaintance? MWe i! BS I would walt till the girl ret the office and then ask for on explane tion, A Misundersianaing, Der ar Betty: i WENT with a young lady about year and I heard she was going wit another young man at the time, so IT stopped calling, I jmet her several times since and have | Never explained why I left her, I have |now found out she did not go with an~» other young man. How can I win her mack ? LEO. Write the girl a sincere apology and, ask her to give you another chance, «9s May Manton's moa 't BURBAU, TON FAmHION Bend. Shirred Yoke Walet--Pat torn No. 5188, *4 Batter Oiau ie tut th bien tor ea 3h ae > THE EVENING WOR! Daily. Fashions, 4 = r ie andy! Ee a wich, ekg gee - rt t co 5 if aS ct = =8 on Mote ioe. uate No, 2 Weat Twenty-third be in cain or stam sty zat ad