The evening world. Newspaper, August 22, 1905, Page 11

Bvenina, * By T. 0, McGill, Chicane 8 4 cruec cae” * Men's Owa House and Home Page.|¢f Some w of w the # Best as Jokes w# of w the » Day. Je) “Retty. why 4o you sit up at thishour) ‘Isn't Hussel going to take a vaca-) Cobba (holding up @ msh)—Isn’t he a! “Quite a numbér of Englishmen ans Edited by Roy L. McCardell. of tho Dimnt darning your stockings?” | tion this summer?” beauty? | sense in that new stiburb hhe'e bulld- ROM North, Fast, | she will preter the clinging, | tender |<aia mother sharply; ‘don’t you know) ‘'No.” Dobbs—Buy It from the kidt nd he's thinking of calling the t ‘West and South} young man to cherish and protect. {t's 22 o'clock?” “Why, the took one last summer.'* Codba“No; sit! hilting.’ * comes confirma-| Learn how to cook'dainty dishes, my | “on, ver," /laughed Batty. “but it’s} “Yes, but he was on salary then.| Dobbs—Good heavens, did man! you| “I don't quite see the idea.” | tion: of the fact] dear boys. Ask papa 10 show you how'/never too late to mend!"—Detrolt Frea| He's a member of the firm now.”—| lon't meas to say you stole ?—Daetroft | ‘Well, that's the Boeilet quarter, you tive t- nowadays | ta embroider, Of course, girls nowa- | press, Philadelphia Press, Tribune! Know, Rchntjauias atae Press, ian {a the, housa- | aye scorn to. wear home-made clothes. pie soe Toe |S Mat tors fous toe ows | RUG HE RVDE RE VERSES OF T settaea je se ‘Of letters, editor. | Ciothes aa well as the Inick-knacks that 6. Yalps own tne] ORO. A sna a hands keep home ro TNE YOR Pee } I, ; airto look wpot Le Gents and éartoons, ali confirming the |" Wonders. can Beane reith feured ¢ ‘ 6 || ZF 720 TABLE Agitctes Mae in taping Ep enc ve OH ae args Wd—nemely, that woman has oust uF ‘i a i ; mah in the oMce, store and workshod. |kcep tho fad arate boudotrs ear eet Mother and daughter are the bread-| ihe pernicious || women's clubs—those winners of to-day, and father and, son | dreadful t eause hubby must Keep the house, cook the meals s4,jiome, deserted and neglected, many and mind the babies. . | pq® cheerful and patient. Do not fina Mo-day I intend to have a. heart-to- | Aue when Witt does not come, home fheart talk about tidies with my dear Ghide Lear eho sendy If if her pay onvel j ‘boys. Girlie are only thinking of row- | ope is open and part of the eee aes that, ) ing, swimming, baseball, hunting, fish- hola chine tothe, busbend for hou: ing and the ruder feminine sports and erny ee oe he the Recreations, Let none of my boys try to jay cream soda ee fudge, t * emulate their sturdy and robiist sisters.| | Here are directions {or knitting tidies j Remember, boys, the blush of modesty thitse atee AE meh kale: oe “pest ecomes you! - mma] Syerenstsiait tires, > Ae drop two, . ,Girla_ of “to-day prefer the tim roo thé whole darn ‘ shrinkig young. man whom they can | pJell papa ail y yous boxien, ‘idve at Affaire, (@omineer,and protect. eae doce at approve of. Al . Alvis ‘The girl who is secking a husband . te Kiard the home nest may ve mus- | Syne” a ae ree tor ad fa days otlar; tanned and athiétic herself, but fotor quiet and domestic ay J UT aetna COM ‘0. 4—=The Cook Tha’ ‘Stayed, ibang you question a comimuter as to the one dark. spot The fy within (he Ointment—the flaw in hie bright lot He won't say “Loneliness, brought to book, Instead he'll murmu: cook! We bring one from th And envious nelietibor But soon thove welt: umph thean As they behold het leaving on the town-bound 815." Cy Brown was a conimuter. Ho infested Hackehsuck, And every cook he lured there to old Gotham straight went back. When ten auccearive codks came out and lingered but @ day Good Mrs, Brown, Commuterces, \ to wild despair gave way, But inspiration came to Cy, He took a solemn ow! “This weird, progressive cookiesengs® shail stop right here and now! Pil find a cook In town to-day: who'll bing prolonged enjoyment, A cook ‘who'll &tay here all hor life nor seek for new employment” All day ‘he scoured agencies and not til evening felt F Did he secure the sort of cook that ploised hie fancy well. % She was not fatr-in fact, she was the ugliest in New York, Added to which her gait was marred bya nether limb of cork, To Hackensack sho went with Brown while etill the night was young. She went to bed, and o'er her head that iimb of cork she hung. And when the earllest-breath of dawn the pail of night was thinning Good Mra, Brown crept in and stole that stout cork underpinning, At sunrise she addressed the cook with reassuring gmile: “I think the charms of Hackensack will hola you for « while. Your {imb of cork has just enjoyed a noble funeral pyre; In other words, T used 1 to ignite the kitchen fire!” Long years have passed, and other folks seek to keep cooke in vain, But rill that stunch one-legged conk doth with the Browns remain, “She'll stay here till she dles,"' bonets Cy, “obeying my commands, Unless meapwhlio she learna the art of walking on her hand Bits of Flotsam and Jetsam. T= business done in the saloons) dashed out again. When the market around Wall| began to recover Its tone men bps: | of the mar- | come In arm in arm and tn parties, call an truly as the ticker itself. for drinks and repeat the call, ‘Go into any of the cates In Beaver| ‘The| bulls have thelr days and the street, New street, or Broadway and} beats have theirs, but every movement | Rxchange place; and the temper of the} of the market has its effect on the sa- markéts ts shown by the kind and the | oon’ business, « quantity of drinks consumed. Ask the} nie) nad come: froin New twreay anal bartender, How's business? and he they were homesick. ‘They lived on the will tell the state of the markets as idé > One event thi fon of his own af-|UPPEF west. Merneti ais a gleam went for a walk. Devtiny led them o fairs. On @ good day he will be DUSY | Riverside Drive Park. ‘There, énthroned serving drinks from noon dill four! on’ @ rock overlooking the impressive orclock; byt on a bad day, scarce halt! ang sylvan, vista of freight ears, they | the number of men will come and those | ga: gazing Jerseyward. An hour later who do call/for drinks will leave the| they returned to. thelr boarding-house, | cheering cocktail alone and drink beer.}q new light of peace on thelr features, “Cotton has fale. Raits ara slump- |The homesickness had fed, b jing," the boss will remark to bla as-|’ “The wind was trom the west," said | statant,. “Nothing doing!" By tooking |tney in awed rapture, “and every one at the face of his customer the saloon|of the dear, old familiar mosquitoes man can almost give you the @ay's|from the Hackensack Meadows ew quotations, When Sulty's corner burst| across to visit us. We got 397 bites in anxious men popped in and took thetf jeight srinutes. It was like a breath ark in silene. ‘They drank alone and from home!" 5 — ‘Graz. By Margaret Hubbard Aye> . MONG the hews items. from New- A port comes the report that many Women of social. prominence ai wwoting the summer to <he gentle ‘art ) | Of banting and! tn other ways making martyrs of thomgelves, all for the sake 4 “ie i alled with friend to call, F “‘tttend: we want 0 | gaged'to: yi at oy i day apent In ‘the fois pre gal ok at gh AN res 4 By pie | Sect to be always a pleasure lovingand | . . 3 & =] ~\ Luncheon consists of one or two zoft| samewhrs indolent woman given to. 1 : - dott A eg 8, ‘ounce or two of toast, & fontineds tor ewebts and hating exer: 4 i” is hens jad whd fruity with about else as much gs sie hate# dry toast, : sieht ounety 0 of grape juloe and ve! otras vn Web, here {a wer bi ef : iki 4 sanple of, a inner for the | ‘ (thou or sugar | ou, to ase | A Point of Propriety. te ee ear kat. pes , i \ Op games elgit ounces; kalad | Batty © |g frdgal repast. After this feast she be- : ] pas ene Meat Vegaabte. 4 He fish, Like, to: eet scquante wit tw7 48 It proper toF a marriea maa to gins pany day. by ‘taking a walk of at , pi Adteinoon tea (one cup without cream Cr 1 pften see, A boy ¥ Lecwaf gacort a swoetheart/'to teaat five ‘miles: “ : fe ¥ H ne sugar) is permitted, anaes to) ys od ‘me to. bdokt area: mite. ood eon ‘Those who. wish to. reduce fesh-mor “7 iis } even in*sleeping our patient ‘cannot e is working and working ain wymmetry of figure and y 0 she binds a chin strap of ventilated elastic around her chin after nate Pat ette to bed to gat strength | an ee tO LO gel fatlence with, whic to mo J : perzcna (3. Bis slghiy-one London rea-| ated nc labelled: ‘Pearce | and : é , $80 Plenty," yan yon ep of aixty> oF SR mlerranie, 1 5 (Seat . —— ' verses m,much taurant’ with a pushoart, d tin urn and - _ 2 i ms ‘ er, 1a Uttle crockery, _ > for Children. afer EDITED Bx "| May Manton's Daily Fashions, Nothing makes more attractive frocks for Uttle “girls than fine | material trimmed with | tucks and hend atiteh- ing or embroidery. j | Tilustrated is one of ~ the best the season has to offer, shown In fine Persian lawn and made with a fancy collar, that \extends well over the shoulders, giving the broad effect to the | figure, The model 1s ‘an adaptable one, how- ever, and when the ool- lar is omitted and the ~ sleeves made with straight cuffs becomes sulted to the hours of play and every-day ma- | terials, whlje it alao can be made with « | Siightly open square | neck, that fs always to bo desired on really hot summer days. The quantity of ma- terial required for a child of four is 31-9 | Yards 27 or 8 yards 32 inches wide, Pattern 4997 1 out in sizes for giris of two, four and six years. | F HOW TO {Cell or send by mall to THE EVENING WORLD MAT, P. ATTERNS sires gr a name bid aidinia plainiy, and Beauty Hints. al od SI jj RGR BE. the,aata and vectors’ lente a" Drom mashing the salt A Chinese Stain, R.—Try. the Chincag” JAD