The evening world. Newspaper, August 17, 1905, Page 13

Mendacious Anecdotes Whe Hubby Didn't Get His Breakf st,» vs of Prominent People. + By Roy L. McCardell. Lawyer Levy's Adventure on ‘‘A Dessert Island.’’ AWYER ABRA-] bad forced open std mingled with the HAM LEVY has | boiling rice, together with a dozen boxes been sojourning in| Of @ploes we were also carrying in our the Catskills, ~ barb ee ot tale: seehie: ™i er “You may aware he returned (tit | too will swell, One cup cooked will hotel after a long | ™@ke a @alion measure or more. Im- mountala tramp rin gi strain when 900 beniekbet somewhat Inte for! “phe stanch steel ahtp, etood the supper. He was | strain bravely ¢or awhile, and then with Rye hungry and found little fault with| a loud report the ship parted, the iron G@tat wae set betore him, until at the| nuit and upper works einidng, and noth- Gnd of the wolated: meal the walter| ing wns left floating upon the ocean Brought « portion wf rice pudding, say-| but a monater dessert island of rice Sag: “This is all the dessert there's | cooked with salt water, @uzar, apices left, Mr-Levy.” and egks. A look of horror overspread the law-| “The bonts had been swept sway, and Have a Laugh with the Funny Men Putilc Ledger Man: “That last speates fuest at the bang clever." “Yes,"" suid the other, “and he's a selt+ trade man," “I thought hiy delivery was rather slow,” “Naturally; he began life as a mes ehger boy.’ esta the first . “was rather eee “You never hear Greathead talking poltles any more, Let's see; when was It he got the Gubernetorial bee in his bonnet?” “Just bofore he got tt in the neck.” Washington Star Man: “Did he earn a jange salary with that ompany?"" “No, He just drew it, . * . “Life Insurance Is @ great Ddiessing,"” sald the prudent man. “Yes, answer the apprehensive pol- loy-holder, ‘‘but {t Is one of the bless- ings that happen just now to be in dis- sulse.”” Chicago Chronicle Man: 2fdenrod shines on the prairies, faking golden fields for fairies; tright the blooms on verdant grasscn, Vhere the summer sephyr parses, ‘ko told foam upon the ocean Bending with 9 gentle motion, odding In the playful orecxea— List! and shark! for some one eneesee— Goldenrod’s a gay decetver, caring germs that cause hay fever. int yer's face.. ‘Take it away!” he gasped. as the ship parted the captain orted: “The sight of {t brings to my mind the ‘Jump for your lives!’ And ‘we scram- ewiullest experience that ever befel abled upon’ the floating mass of rice S man who lived to tell the tale!” mixod with sugar, eas and apices, in: Later, when he thd recovered this| "hich, treed from the confinemont o¢ ths Muloauo a News mal ship, rose ana epread until tt made a Hyker—I hear you have left the bank Somposure somewhat, he was esked, @8/ floating island of perfectly cool hoe In whish you were formerly employed. he had }ived, to tell the tale, pudding a mile long and a« half mile Prati 4 Dea “T-wil sketch It briefly,” ‘the mald, “for | Wide Renee hed ah atone a aah leat “Here we flonted for fourteen days, I_would fain dismiss the horror of ft} yyj n risepadding, unth ort e fiom my mind forever. Mag) we. weer digttede be te asiee ‘It vag some ten years ago, and I was Paice tyrt ae and rescued from -our 1 Galveston, Tex., on some legal bust- | P¢! ‘ bors. “This being finished I thought the | pudding horeine crapetne Ment of ree rest and sea, voyage would do me good. i end 20 took passage to New York on \ an iroh steamship, part passenger bow: English as She Is Writ, SRRah Tens A maid in © spirit of pique "It hd a mixed cargo, principally rico | giagped her lo herd " fn ulk, There were a hundred barrels Ce are : iecaa of ol In he lower hold ieneaip the Hee; | SC novgr @ mond Do You Think She Really Meant It? VY © @ W © W By T.O. MeGil end a deck cargo of sugar, together Baid he, and T've hord vusiness for myself now. Hyker—So? What are you doing? Pyker—Looking for. ennthier Job. . There's scarce a working fleld for man In which a woman does not browse; And yet with terror #he doth scan A field that’s ocoupled by cows. ‘They lived in @ very ewell eulte Dulk rice with sea water that had flood- 4 the hatches, when a bolt of ight--|O" ® Tery extravagark #trutte: hing. etrusk the forwand mast and de barges nd Foended Into the lower hold, setting fire cgpiibimatgh cool sled tothe hereliree ae ‘They couldn't made both ende multe, “The confined fumes soon had the seai| A cook who had many receipts water and rice boiling in the told |For cooking fish, poultry end beipm, Bdove. The steam trom thie expandsd Exolatmed in surprise ‘thie cases of eggs and /oarrels of sugar ‘When asked to make nive “and, thetr cpatents mingling together, |‘7 wasn't engured to apok shvetpts.” Yan down into the hatches the steam Dallas News. wich several Dundred dozens ot eggs In |mnoy are going i mary next wique ii INIP*No one ever tees TT \ WE crates ee re. ry y i We had - Dacia and uneventful | Another of whom 1 ‘have heart | t I le TR buy cwccruc 1 l i voyage until we were off Hatteras, |Had a volce am sweet ea @ beard, bag Sy 8° AAW : KK where we ran into a terrific storm. We Ghe's @ bachelor girl, iy ! 4 | ode it out safely and were congratu- ‘With © low-droopiny etel, AUNT) eh i 4 Jating ourselves upon the fact that it | And “Wancy’s!" her favorite wenrd. eH ( i Hi Ny had. done no harm except spolling tho : “Ne Ny Y READERS : = ‘PAGE FOR Seine | SUP=10 = DA 3 HEALTH Be GL & | ope =O MEN EE KITCHEN AND NURSERY. Betty's Balm for Lovers. | UNIQUE AND BIZARRE HOSIE COORDING to tho majority of noveliste, the course of true iove nerer runs sniooth until it ends in matrimony, where we are led to suppose t becomes a placid port of contentment, Nevertheless, in real Ufe the perplecities of courtship, the stern parents, jealous rivals, éc., are no sooner conquered than the graver problems of marriage present themselves. Se giving up face powder, or-hair “rats Engaged, but No Ring. [Bride Same enue nears joar Betty? that you piobably employ, Let h [ere been engaged toe young man |#moke and you will both be far happie: ‘for throes weeks, but he bax not yot — given me the ring, and all my. git 7 friends are teasing me about it saving, 4 Seafaring Swatn, ‘he isa cheap man. Ie It my place to) Dea Nottys ' esk him dor the rine if he does not AM engnged to a sea captain, who 1s Have it? ANNA Ja Moaking 4250 a month. He Js. thir TT were you T would not ask the years of axe and Iam only ele! man for the cing. You might | teen. Last week I met @ young man of | he me comment on the ring of |Awenty-one, a, Jockey. who seemed to some Eneaeed girl Tricnd and ao Jead | ‘ke a event fancy to me. He says he fhim to understand his omission, makes $40 a mouth. Shall I eve up € the sea) captain and marry him? I lige ¢, a \ Cigarettes and Matrimony, | ny'ovn aces state yt Dear Betty: Tam afraid you are a very frivolous Be we were married my hus-|iittle gir! who docs mot know her own RY FOR THE GOTHAM GIRL # ud promised me that he would) mind and is too young to undertake rive up smoking. Untill a few] the responsibilities of matrimony. You weeks eo. he Kept his word. although | Mould be very foolish to give up a man we had many quarrels on the subsect, |of settled age ang tnoome for a boy Kivoently, I ngtioed the dor. af claretiag | whose profession must lead him Into 98 his clothes ana spoke rte disalpa: and extravagance, Years ago the, s that] Women, ts more comfortable and covter | swarm of lace butterflies with outspread ; BNSEE. He srentine: eMac 8 rie ve avi, Ba pecker ier beg A Henge sedgee : "mere are sickings of two shades! with \d clocks of black foolish? 1d socks, as she taken from him| only ear tiron revelat on with fine rows of hand clocks of SS a eet attaaiaten ante ue should De: padreooem: te. Umeety, | Pooks. OF pnd vide ‘and ibis one-|9 Windy day that keeps nore conserva-| in nile and silk and others of a plain| or contrasting colors, In the shadod husSand~ smotine. . Supvose he had| @¥e™lee World, PF. 0, Bex 1,742, dogukin «loves, would have met|tive women from wearing them, shade, ehot with @ contrasting color. | stockings, the favored combinations are ‘) saade. his: & condition of your |New York City,” ‘ cal Geris‘on, exteuy s ‘The half hose, though frisky in them-| The very fine stockings that are not Ted, green blue or bare aaeafnasivigins ana ay the demand for/selves, are @ eedate black in| lace trimmed are hand embroidered or| netotrope, and these combinations are stad F * 4m these} color, of lisle or eilk with hand-| hand painted with flowers or birds OF! geen in the half hose with which @ a ne fh - u e | OF smbroiiery, end nell ‘tor cupid! One of the newest designs) special garter of the color is worn. August Breakfast No, ba ; , ( ‘ shows moraye of white lies of. the Yl say thnt not only are : Cy wae ees ‘3 ; % 3 Y ¢ 7. ‘ tala” rs valley, rr ally ca ee ican bine being hie berries, : | novelty shows the Lawson Pink em.| Winter, welt 20ce. a eat th ‘Dbroldared in cargless profusion on the yeas. HE summer girl pas exhausted the) fuctotles to be filled. | ‘naa wilds In: supply of women's socks in New| ‘There is no question that the 18-Inch al lace medallions costing York. half howe, affected by many fashtonable | $0 a pair, Others that seem amply a paly of opera stockings, in its own bright rose shade or in pale blue or lavender, Por more ordinary wear there are plain black hose of sheer lisle or ailk ‘The first thing for you to dois to get ee i i i iyi HE lal: in apnre time writing verse. In a doe@ntewn bookshop there is an elderly factotum who ie the living {mage of Tennyson. He lives in New Jeracy and has an aversion to poetry. ite Ere bets sel dure Bridge push-cart owner is #0 Mke Disrael! in face and @gure that & Tecently hired him for the princoly sum of #1 @ Gay to for a serles of pictures Bremier. In this most aity of the world an obeeryer out a tholsand physical counterparts of the great men of history and Iitera- ture, “My Double, and How He Undl Me" ceases, in the light of these Dlances, to be a mere fixment of Tt was a red-hot event when escaping perspiration with it portions of the He ne dist: ipenyil ill! Hf By ill yere carried on arms and beer foumiries td a land-office business, At the cor- ner of Broadway and Fourteenth street & sweltering men paused, listened and forgot to swear at the heat. A second, @ third and a fourth stopped to seo what was the attraction. They, too, listened, and for @ space sald nothing, Then & policeman auntered up, with club a-swing, to disperse the little loitering group. The sound that had checked them came to his ears, and he paused trresolute, a rather foolish gin on his eyes up?" asked a blatant Leap “Do you mean to sey all you jays a1 tist'nin’ to nothin’ but a measly cricket ety : tn OME iter bake Tie Benovolent Stmnger—Ah! my Ifttle i ‘That'll be all from you,” growled the /1.5 ‘1m wager a penny 1 can tell what policeman. ‘You've the only man you ere thinking of. the bunch thet hedn't nense enough to)” Tq “well, John W: Gates, you'll have remember ail the country aiid WOO88) son taxe that piker, bat somew-ierc’e and coolness and acm life that that| ee, It'll cost you just one nickel ter cricket's song stood for. Amd I wouldn’t|see me, 6 HOUSEHOLD. HINTS |May Manton's Daily Fashions. | There are many ov- lcasions for whioh |nothing t# quite eo | well sulted a» the fitted coat. This one is severe in style and has all the smartness whieh comes fron such cut, while it is! _ etntieh figures, an df |Guite simple. In ¢ ‘Mustration the ma terial ts white serge; but while i te jn every way to be desired tor the immediate season, the model will also be found avatiadle for the avtumn and for avery fashionable suit- ng as well as for &on- eral wear, Tho quantity of ma- Xerlal required for the size is 31-2 yards {7 21-4 yards 4 or 18-4 yards 53 inches wide, Pattern No, 8116 4g cut in aises for girly of 1, 14 and eixteen years of age, ~~ ai} HOW TO IMPOLTANT—Write your name plain); always specity size wanted, 1 Nesom bse Value of Sunshine, I 4s quite imp2eaible for a thoroughly O the The Ideal Hostess, PINIONB differ an to what con. stitutes an idpal hostess, but, ag cording to a number of society alr.' women who were recently disey subjent, here arp some’ of oh healthy person to have too mugh 4 t. On tt in SOeINe (i bers io eben a [gn hee Sait