The evening world. Newspaper, August 11, 1905, Page 9

~ ae Sires medi dL ealiane ti alata Lantane Retaadaaaaaa The Evening World's Home Magazine, Friday Evening, at Was Said at Peace Conférence.|A- Mender of Broken Hearts tH The Vitascopic-Stenographone Records and Repeats What Was Said Behind the Closed and Guarded Doors at the Portsmouth Peace Conference —They Cannot Baffle US! REPAIRING NEATLY DONE By Roy L. McCardell. OOD DA, Baron) such « delightful Witte-clam to my un- worthy ears, and it would ill become me to trent ft as a joke.” “Thanks, Baron Komura, and now let us take up this pesky peace matter, ‘You want an indemnity? How many! i? “We will not ask Rusela to pey fn Toubles, let. it be paid in yen.” “When t"* “Yen!” “That's what I said ‘when? “Ah, Mr. Witte, whet @ pity you do not comprehend. Well you can pay in roubles, We let the Chinese pay their Ole YOU WAIT, | “Then tuke mine.” “Ttmnk you, Mr. Witte, I will take @@e Pink Final Edition of The Evening World.” Meete-tbeis si have you heard se latest diplomatic sally—"What is + Oy aa Aifterence between a peace envoy and| Nacmnity EME wilt be no tales the chaplain at Sing Bing?’ ” ; “No; wamt is tho differencer’ “One Te looks more dignified.’ faces Mr, Witte, you will never find me Russian things.” “Ah, aplendid, “You ‘will not mind then, Mr, Witte, If Mr. Bato gives out that on mot to the press?” “No, Baron; I d0.not care what Mr. Bato may say to the press. “And now I move that we edjoumn till X cable our Lite Waite LAvered Zether Wag Soci ernst Tee ‘Grand Di ‘Dute « eck re are . ° Whereupon ¢ Peace Con et- Journed until balepast nine rene sal onan of opt BORE. tthe language of diplomacy, ‘Noth! doing.” Oo HE SET THE PACE, “*L See How You Got Your Name,’” ana the other fs a minister to th penitentiary—a Little thing of my own." “You seem bound and determined to “Ah, Mr. Witte, I see now how you /iive right up to my galery.” @ot your namo. I would laugh ¢x-} “I'm merely trying to Mve up to the eeedingly, but you have done me too | diamonds and thi much honer to condescend to impart! we were engoged, de: The New Pipe of Peace. you gave me when "—Houston Post. clumsy stone and wood ocontriv-|tery, warship and rifle, was the fra- ance fringed with wamoum and|érant aroma of Senor Fonseca’s deji- T= pipe of peace fs mo longer ajpast year or more, except) from bat- tA lous “Pipe of Peace” cigar. With the glue of advice and with law-plaster nice see hopar Pool mend a heart, He has patched sixty thousand wild conjugal rows and he says that ts only a start. of council! fires in the days of Do You Think She ea eens I? sea P / TS oe THIN MARRIED, F fee he 860. A WEER tuli-flavored a Domestic Repartee, WO ladies lived near cne another, and were the best of friends. But) the first envied. the second ‘er, ook. Bhe actually went to see this cook and offered her more money than! he Was getting. But the loyh! cook des! lined to change her place. Two or three days later the two la-| dies met at a dinncr party and the sec- ond cut the first dead. Hada Baie’ hones eald the hostess w rown, don't you?’ Aire. Jones, with a sniit, replied: someti on my cook, "t ‘underetand vane sala August we =v By J, Campbell Cory. ‘}young man. 11; 1905. A New Way to Win inthe Game of Love “ee 41ON I was young and foolleh, NYY was cos Sone cpr cant observed Miss Margery White argumentatively, as sho surveyed her tan Oxfords, "I should probably have said yes had you asked me to marry you. In my enlightened present I dis- tinotly refuse to do #0.’ “I don't see why,” retorted tho sulky: “You certainly like me or you wouldn't have stood having mo around all these years, You know you Ike me—awfully well, too, And you don’t dare deny I—I love you.” Miss Margery White turned a little uneasily io her chair, ‘You think you do,” she admitted. “And I'll be honest enough to say I fancy I care a great deal for you, But I've been thinking sertously. And it's nothing in the worki but propinquity. Any two peo- ple who lived next door to ench other all thelr lives and were together al- ways as we have been would fancy they were in love when they grew up.” “Nonsense! shouted the fritated young man, “I don't fancy I'm {n love with that Phillips irl, and she's Iived ‘on the other aide of our house nearly as long as you have. And she's a mighty nice girl, too.” For a week Bob sulked. Then inter- mittently he began dropping in auuin at the White resktence, says the Chi- cago News. He seemed more cheerful. He did not confide where he spent the numerous evenings the did not drop in. Miss Margery White would have died rather than ask him. but her curiosity finally changcd to annoyance and then anger. It is not pleasant having one's slaves shed their fetters so easily and cheerfully. Besides she was bored with nothing much to do; horrified to find how she had depended on him for amusement and cross at the world in general for no particular reason. Her family did not find her @ household treasure of light and joy those days, Bob called after another week's ab- sence, He was calm and placid and ap- parently contented. "Say," he observed casually, “there is a great deal in that propinguity theory of yours. Now, I've ‘been looking up the Phillips girl of late ‘and we get along swimmingly. And I suppose it's nothing in the world but being together «23, much, gither, , that ane me thin! it was Nhe Ehulllps iste! Wat's the matter?” asked Bob, for the silence was not broken. The the porch chair could not break she -was fighting Ceaperately. with the accumulated emotions of the last few weeks and the tears eee isla near the surface. Her face turned away. She felt hurt like a Hetle ne The young man got in some alarm, “Why, Margy!” ne began the old-time ' tenderness, turn her to} him. pit ce 0 been’ so lonesome!” she “apie If! erled the consclous-strick- man, heartiessly Spence the "Phil tps girl on the gs you Ag white, Aren't yo Shun,*® adanléted ey aecery By T. 0. McGill. Have a Laugh — with the Funny Men of the U.S. The Latest and Best Jokes of the Professional Newspaper — Humorists. Philadelphia Press Man. Noli—That Miss Jones, the typewriter girl, says she was the envy of al the other young women at the seashore. Grace—No wonder, While she was down there she got all the other girls in the oMce fo write letters to her and she sat on the porch and blushed and amiled while she read them. Tess—You'll ra al vlan if you can only cook. You know they say the best way to reach @ man's heart is through hig stomach, Jess (pessimistically)—Yea, tt will just be my luck to reach it wth heartburn or some other phase of dyspepsia. Chicago News Man. “De Gilt made tis fortune very sue- “You don't say! Is he rich enough go in the blue book?” “Blue book! Why, he is rich enough to be investigated.” i ‘Teacher—What is the rainbow? ‘Waldo Brownbeans—Noah’s arc, Philadelphia Ledger Man, “Your of course, has the custom ary spare room that « gueat’—— “Yes, exceedingly.” “Bh? Rxceedingly what? 4 “Exceedingly oes Mensa Borem—Hello! ‘Whet ere you going t 4o with the oamara, Crebbe? % Crabbe—Going to bore an artesian well in our asitting-room with it. Didn't sup- pone I was going ¢o take pictures, ai you? Chicago. Record-Herald Man. “Oh,” sighed Mrs. Oldenatle, “I'm so sick of the proletariat!” “So are me and Josiah,” replied her hostess. ‘‘We're goin’ to give it up and 0 iback to coffee, even if it ain't the best thing for the nerves,”’ oe 8 ‘There's nothing new under the sun, > the best that a mortal may do Is to dig down and find an old thing of some kind And rub it till he makes it look new, But no one casa hope to do that If he fails to work wisely and hard, Hence we hear of o few things that even look new Or ase ‘worthy of passing regard Washington Star Man. “War is truly o terrible thing,” ald the nervous ‘man with a pallid face. “But you are not a soldier.” sett . e . If no one in thts world did wrong ‘And truth in triumph laughed, Some simple rogwe would tome elong And corner all ¢he gragt. Atlanta Constitution Man. ‘Trouble that comes ever’ minute— Heaven ' the day; But—Lord bhows the weather!—We're I des can’t read my true love— She tell me ter depart, But yander ts de meton, Bn I read de melon heart! My itrue love frown en leave-me, But what de use ter pine? De meicm don't deceive me~ Y, His red. ripe heart fe mine! THE WOMAN'S # CORNER & ¥ © In Which Much Will Be Found to Interest Homes Plakers. Home Hints. Ham Salad. Put the remnants of bolled ham through foo@ chopper or chop ‘it fine swith two hard-boiled eggs. Add a little vinegar, a sprinkle of mustard and pepper. Nice for luncheon, i Nut Loaf. The disuse of meat for one reagon, or another by many persons has brought nute into prominence. To pre- pare nut loaf mix @ pint of ground) almonds and English walnut meats with A ‘HOT- WEATHER LUNCHEON OF NINE DAINTY COURSES ERE is a menu for the daintiest sort of a summer luncheon;) fire, pour over it three pints of water; let this boll for ten minutes and remove H with full directions for the preparation of each item there-| from the fire to get cold. Place it in a freezer, and when it is nearly frozen etir of: in quickly a gill of rum and the juice of four lemons. ose Shrimp dalad.—Have « quart or two pint boxes of boiled and skinned shrimps and proceed the same as for lobster salad. Crabe—Boll @ dozen herd o Rae in salted water for three Mousse Aux Peche-—Take enough peaches to make a pint of pulp; Immerse drain, open and remove the, them a moments in boiling water in order to peel easily; peel, remove tho, nowel mode} gills, which are always sandy, wash and| stones rub the fruit through a fine sleve; mix with twelve ounces of powdered | that nike ig be ft a cut them In pieces; slice a carrot, two| sugar. Allow 0 become perfeotly cool. Stir sufficient cream to fill a three pint |i Hh Mh rh onions, @ head of celery and four| mould previously imbedded in ice end lined with white paper; cover hermetically; | out Senin x ounces of salt pork; put in a atewpan,| add more malted ive so ns to pmtirely cover the mould and freeze for two hours; |W 0 Lies a with four ounces of butter and try @| then dip the mould in cold water and turn out on « platter. Wel ma Sor tonediate Mght browa, add the crabs, a bunch of weet, and which Is parsley, ealt, white énd ted pepper, & quite appropriate both quart ¢¢ veal brothiands plat o¢ white wine; cover and boll an Meera oi ane soci aan er with ed Sle ehh No dress worn by the girl of twelve or younger 1s quite sc pretty and quite so attractive as the one that Includes a guimpe of white Here ts an exceedingly stylish The following recipes, if followed carefully, will Aneure success in the Ulttle Neck Clams Bisque of Crabs Lobster a ls Bordelaiso Gwoetbreads and Green Peas Broiled Chicken New Potatoes ' Nursery Rhyme Puzzle. == M@OQO@DOOH O@@ereQe OOOO) jena @C Roman Punch of light-weight sorge worn over nm guimpe Bicciet send 48 He iad wont te FEB MVENING WOR Weat BUREAU, No, 2 vig fed acta 18 cots or ota for aaah May Manton’s Pats Fashions. Beauty Hints. For Blackheads. MirThe fret cure for blackheads |’ {3 brush, soap and water, i £. Liven ta tee Sena fee an FOU will need: engthing witch oil soit “tee cates \ Bendy, 3 ounmesi yotoge,, 3 pet lt MER ate pee oF weshing tne fae sioroueals Growth of Eyebrows. i W. R. and J, Wi—Here is the srowth promoter fer and eyebrows, and I also below @ @tain which hes How to Use Henna, R-—Tou do not tell me what the premrt shede of your hair is f ty i aR ER ap Mra bao. “eee te , A a eS “No. I am a stenographer and type | /