The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1905, Page 11

ery - ay the Eveniny PAPA’S GIR NOW BE. A GOop GIRL AND TURN IT NICELY, The Letters ‘i ‘of ‘An Old Maid. By Roy L. McArdlo. To a Married Sister in Now York: Y¥ DEAR EMILY: 1 do not know why. you and your hus. band ~ all the household, tn fact “were 6o anxious to get mo to come to *Barato@a, Hed visit Cousin} ji th you and your hwWahd are S80 CARDLESS about everyittiing. The servacte rob’ you and | the tradesmen are as bad. It worries: Me Bick to think of how thingy must be wolngtonack and ruin! 1 amt ages) that ‘the cook hs | ohanged mind aout going awny. Tit because I stool over her and her keep the ktchen clean she Ly het ‘things’ to go the very day E suppose your ‘husband has. Ate Sure! Bur. Tewisarr WAS LEMON: tbe be Home Magazine, Wednesday Evening, HA! THis MUSTARD WiLL MAKE IT LEMON INSTEAD OF VANILLA, ALL RIGHT, Prienda in every Saturday night to play They. grin a most annoying ni at L3 Tanne, But Pil never maby, ‘The women math @Pre BO 5 Blush for ounces | Now od NIV fOr Our \ IN. OTHER . Dut I thought it was duty. to tell a tow things that I saw. ‘quence there was some unj }antness, and I waa ‘treated coldly; but it was my ity to Interfere. Of course I was not sure he was a married man. but he on Cousin James's oldest girl, a mii fi and jt's time whe was marriod. And x said that he actel LIKE AS IF HE A MARRIED MAN. He seemed r ery time a sensible woman came and sat down be- it and himself, (OT A CHAPERON. AM Ni enoueh for that. Sut T Sven i RIN: z's 1 poker? You are a FOOLISH WOMAN, | Emily, to put up with it! The du . rovin ts 4 frightful mess the next morn- iB, Gnd they WILA smoke cigars. If) they ‘imust play you-should not permit | ‘th®hr to Sthoke, and you should not let them haye ALCOHOLIC LIQUORS. A ‘HEY WILL SMOKE CIGAIU. Me iN SHS MUSt WN AT ANNOYL know the: Hien: Loutsa ‘app: Ht it my duty to emy: & marred mam. Your ANN TEAK: 8.—Wnite and let me know how ‘widow across the street 3 TY i i i i : i The Girl from Kansas. _ ES, Uncle Higby is dead sore on New York. Hoe says there ts @ skin game at every corner you turn and there ton’t @ chance fur a self-respecting citizen from the noble State of Kansas to pass unmolested through the snares and pitfalls of @ great city. Oh, no, he hasn't been buying any gold bricks, You coultn’t loosen Uncle Highy’s hold on any sum over % conts without ehloroforming him first, and the greon goods gonts and the purveyors of the golden bricks aren't selling any bargains these days. “‘Gnole’s in a pet to-day because he got beat out of two cents on a fake extry. "'T was walkin’ peaceable Mko along the street,’ sald Uncle, ‘when @ fellow eame tearin’ along ike mad, with the veins in his forehead atickin’ out like rub- er tubes and his face purple, fit to bust. He was yellin' ‘‘Wuxtty” at the top of Us yoice, and when I says I'll take @ papor he charges me two cents, He never would *a’ got tt, goll ding him, {f I’@ ‘a’ had the change, But he handed me back ‘Throe cents out of my nickel, and then says, all excited, “Dida't ye hear about the terrible necident on the ‘L’ road? De Sixth avenue cara ran into de Ninth ventas line nt Fifty-toid street!” I tule the paper, but nairy @ word was there about any acsident.'* His Turn Now! Ht tl Hi g | i ! 2 8 iii 4 t I ii il zs i a3 Fag ge | THE © WOMAN'S © CORNER wo 2 in Which Much Will Be Found to Interest HtomesMakers ; Housewife’s Thumb-Nail Cyclopedia © Canned Peach Jelly. name Seva oe tat oeabict fae ie: oak having «good tuner take the plano apart, i cleaning out,all the accumuisted dust. Qvet) Tt ie as emontia? that you keep tne In- People who acglest the Inside of their piano often wouder why tho moths ace 80 bad in thelr plano, Bread and Butter Rolls. ‘There la a knock about preparing the @ainty bread and butter rolls for heon the 6 I Old Wealthy—Yes, daughter, when I to my name, ¥ aa ae Dilan Wealthy--Were you 20 hard pressed that you had to put all your prop-| Mother He does? Then’ don’ erty in your wife's name? Pinch and Pat Your Cheeks = PME, fore. sey or | banwty ¢ Natural Inference, se, oe oe oe By Alice Rohe, ‘when we explairied to Unole that ‘he had been gently atung he didn't take to the idem very kindly. Uncle never does see a joke when he loses a cent. Ho wan for starting right ovt to hunt the purple-facea man and get his two cents back. I told him the poor creature was probably taken suddenly with an awful thirst and was working all the green-looking citizens for the price of a whiskey straight. That made Uncle madder than ever. “I’m afraid we're going to lose Uncle before long, He says hé won't stay in any goll darned elty where everybody Is trying a punco game. We had an awful time with him when we took him out to dine in a real ‘swell G)-cent table d'hote restaurant, ‘He nearly ‘turned black when we told him ho must tip the walter. We had to drag him out and settle the discussion outside whif Daisy secretively pushed a tip \mder the plate. If Uncle had seen her do it ho would have rushed back ani grabbed it, sure. ? “Hoe went over the Williamsburg Bridge yesterday and has been despondent ever alnca because he didn't know he could transfer at Fourteenth street and ride over the bridge for the ono fare. If there is anything ging around free Uncle Higby wants to know tt, but, ray, it's an ful struggle to gét him tamed down to these quiet New York ways, When's he going back to bleoding,Kansas? Why, the very Inst day of his school-teacher excursion ticket. Hasn't he had a good time?) Why, of course, Won't he have somcthing to entertain the bunch in front of the post-office with for the rest of his natural life?” . Prophecy Fulfilled, ‘My Papa Jack, he used to say, ‘When Iwas: fast usleep, His Uttle Jack would At the top of ithe heaps ete chinianadar ttl KIPLING BARRED. Mother—Don't you dare use such lan- eg SBrlant Gor Wy. war Kipling “uses Ite and. he’ ae be married your mother I bada't a dolar Lv hi delphia Press. By F. G. Long a AC She Flavors the Home-Made Ice Cream How Father Had Changed ABRIEL ROSSETTE (poet and Painter, was once visited by an Bast Indian Princes, who’ said) to’ him: 4 “I wish to give you a commission to paint portralt of my father.” “Is your fathor in London?” asked. I N a coy itttle cottage At Peltam on the Sound, In the midst of rare. abundance: Ona plot of fertile ground, A ttle child was sitting ‘With her mother and her doll, In the yellow, lathplight Surning *@alnst the @tiadows stealthy: tall ‘The mother answered questions. ‘With a plaintive, sma reteain: “Papa won't bé home to~ In the elty's business mart, He drew a fancy salary ottierwise “Have you some photographs of fim) or any, portrait?” “We huve-no portraits of him of any kind,” : [ow can ¥ paint @ portrait of him, then?” anked the artist, "Tt 1s impos aiblo, I could not think of attempting anything s0 absurd.” “Why. is it absurd?” demanded the Prince gravely. set paint pictures of Mary Magdalene and Circs and John the Baptist, and yet you have never seen any of them. Why cam you not paint my father?” The Prince was eo insistent that Ros- settl yielded in shoer desperation, says, Everybody's Magazine, He painted an tdeal head that was certainly Oriental and also regal in its bearing, ‘The Prince came to the etudio in great atate to view it. When the canvas was un- covered he looked at It steadily and then burat into tears. “How father has changed!" he cried. a Hay’s Sense of Humor. ALTER HOFF SEBLY, the in- W surance man, Kelle this story, wayp the Gan Francisco Chron- ele: “T wes taking lunch mbout @ year ago in the Pennaylvanié station at Jer- sey City and was seated pn a stool at the lunch counter ‘when the Cangres- sional Limited came in, and among’ other passengers. was Secretary Hay. Rushing in to the lunch counter he seated bimeelf next to me and ordered slightest idea that his neighbor on the, left was the American Premier. Mr. Hay's face was @ study of amusement when the was suddenly. jabbed in the! tbs by the elbow of this who at! the same time, addressed the Btcretary after this fasion: ‘Say, Sport, ferry! over the confectionery, will yet . Tho, Interesting part of It was that John! Into Fashionable Plumpness. 5, | Yards .27 or 3 yarte 44 Inchin Women. 12 tek yards WHEN THE DUN PUP WHINED, © He eakd tt waa the place ‘to live ‘To. dodge the city’s harm, The homie was very. happy, . But off “twas sald in pain: “Papa won't be home to-night; || | Papa's mised the (traint” % ‘The wife would pluck tho wavitig 6olm) And ‘can the ripening fruit, bas She taught the little colts and a Calves thelr fleas to shoot, ~ Bhe made the dinners Kot and good Of things grown on the ranch | Of things from Hill and hollow, } From bush’ and bendiag branch. — When the dun pup whined for " ‘ @he ‘told it low and plain: ii “Papa won't be home to-nignt; Papa's missed the train!’ Papa was @ hustling man. | And worked all day quite busy. ie And when he started tome at night.” ~ Would. fee ize Komneeine a Hy UA UUERE fee, worn Tie ‘But ‘ho lked good ‘fellows, toc PAPA ON THE “LAN®* Who gather round the high-ball place. Woda with thelr work here carseat From there he matty led. ap OF Tabin wrentt be horse tovalgnes Papa's missed the train!” » Margaret Hubbard Ayer’s Beauty Hints,’ To- Darken the Hair. | A..G—It you really wih to darken #0 beautiful and fash- fonabie 2 chade of hair as red try the follow'ng hair darkener: Rust of tron, 1 Gram; old. ale (strong), un- sweotened, 1 pint; of! of rosemery, 12 rops. Put the mixture Into a bottle, ‘cork It very loosely, agitate dt dally for ten or twelve days, then after repose @ecant the clear portion for use. Scars and Flabbiness. 18S T.—Here ere the recipes for soars and for a flabby bus, Scars—Lanoline, 2 Grace; oint- ment of binlodide of iy Re Rub ia. well ones a day. Feet cee. | Bust—Liquid ot Of Tue), 10 gtame: jacto-phosphate 10 gkams; tinccure of fennel, 10 i fuls “with water bet water fol Tho drinking of «alt exe kract during meals is also adyieed, May Manton’s Syrplice Walst—Pattern No, 6126, tamts used, whtke band! Tee tes ee ype Beersy peat hs Vattera wita 6-8 B1ue te An Mwoe for m 88,81, 26, 38, 40 and 42 tah bust Daily Fashions, aily Fashions, / i) ‘There is no simple’ walst that gives @ more patias result than this one made in’ surplice style. It allows, of we ot @ chemie- atte: .. embroidery, | tucked musiin or anything that may be liked, which, be- ing separate, can easily "be renewed and consequently is exceedingly dainty’ tm effect as well as in the height of style. In the iUlus- tradion it 1s made of white butcher's lin en, with banding ef, embroidery, ‘batrowy apd the like whien are sure to bp in @emand with ¢he « coming of autumn, When those latter, materials are the cheminett would preferg’ ot muslin" tucked or grea, although Be: ed and oy MA ay bo thetitan ney fa 8462 vante ek 4 a 1418 Inches wide tor chemsebte 7 4.