The evening world. Newspaper, August 7, 1905, Page 11

By Roy L. McCardell. LS) ARATOGA, Yester- terday—Gayety is at ite height at Baratoga. Soclety and the police are out in force, Can- field's is open all alight, and such is the crane. for pambling that even ih the resturants fable steaks are the oner of the day, * Jegee Lewisohn ia the cynosuré) of | Wl eyes at tho track. John W. Gates Je orgie to plunge at the casinos. } Mir, Lawisohn bets on every horse th, eyery race. It fe a system that + eannot lose, and Mr, Lewisoin bas Bo. fear that he will not come out yen at the end of the, meet, ‘Mr: Gates at Canfield's last night) was. (aused & sensation by betting a million @t every turn of the card. of bis play of last night ts Kost Jone. ought an Evening World . Total .. 40,000,000. 02 Note—New: Yor evening py pers cost cents at Saratoga. The expense ot Living here is frightful. Mz. ‘James R. Keene goes to the races every day, returning to his hotel fwhen the races are over. As Mr. Keene sels the pace in Saratoga affairs the racing ccowd follow his example alavishly. Senator Brackett says he has not ween Ambling. The Reform) League gambling begins every night st f Senator Brackett says cannot College Don’s Mistake. Jowett enjoyed the compang~of the ‘retty Women whom he invited to Bal- ol, but I never heard of his belng in * ve.: One day a young lady told him it ould make her #0 happy if°tie would irry her. Upon avhich he assured her ’ woh touched by her } but that he could Poh entertain he had aatrimony, hastened to c explain qneaset to Rome one else, only ventured to ask the ceremony. funny shape for wie as (Our Bpecial mic, Correspondent.) * help that, and if evetyvody went to bed nt nine, ashe devs, there would be no gambling, fashion of not .weanng hats in ‘oning that some mémbers of the 00 Hid-is off at Batatuga. 5 Baratoga trunks are furnished thor who bathe in Moon Lake. At Jol: Clu» House white chips are known as “fried potatoes.” There are no, brace games at Saratoga this year. Mr. Jolly says he wilt follow everyoody’s advice and give all his patrons a aquare deal, * Reginald ‘Vanderbiit has. not: been |! ‘Derb this season. Mr. Canfield does not expect him. The game Mr. Can- fet runs At Baratoge de oot “just for a Eid," 8 the ene he ran io’ New York asked what he ‘would do if Pub acorns, eee easter Mr. “tab, ah, tie Rae ae Cheek, the *well-xnown comic | poce ater, ‘one of the belles of arate namie Oe. te ak the various hotels waiters Tocctee tear them for 6 boraey, element Boca they “atve Pie) {a very ttle yachting here thts red last year etill obtains, The) ‘ “Worta's Home M nis aw: The Clady Whirl at Saratoga Spa. - Monday Evening. Women Have Such Funny Ways! | i iy \l| erSome wv of we the w macy ob w Jokes w of # the w Day. je copnere's nothing makes me so tired 4s to have @ man forever trying to kiss me;"t waid the beautiful girl. eephats right," sided in her chum. “Tf I wete a man anf wanted to kiss a girl I'd do it and have i over with. ‘This fooling around and trying to do it gets monotonous.""—Milwaukee Senti- nel. eae “Ta musto immoral, réaily?” asked the debutante, “Not all of it," replied the shape; ‘f "Bome pianos heh atin *—Cinoin| Commercial Tribune, */ pes Mra. Pancake (to ® fourth-floor Jodger)—Anybthing the matter with your peteak, Mr. Hardup? Hardup—A trifie overtrained, maybe, madam; but, really, I never saw a firmer muscle!—London Tit-Bits. ‘ee 8 Jadge—You sentenced to twenty yents In State thing to say? Prisoner—Yes, your, honot. Wu you please seri word to my wife not to walt dinner for me?—Filegened Blaetter. oe prison. Have you any- “Is Tim Slimmers still paying atten- on to Mandy Tompkins?" asked the man who had deen away from home for some tlie. “No,” answered Farmer Corntossol; | “they don't elther of ’em pay any ‘ten. pion’ to thé, other, They're married.” Washington Star. * 2 «6 “If you was to git to be ono o' dewe multimilionatres,” sald Meandering “would you fergit your humble past? ‘No, “Ta be all de put on de trucks.""—Washington Star, * answered Plodding Pete, By ‘Waiter (A actentist has examined a glitss numerous to mention News item.) F you really want to oure a man of [ drinking aqua pura, Knows us gov okt Croton water, will you kingly cast your eye Down this catalogae spceifie doped out . by a sclentific Stiurp wh) evidently hopes teetotalers go dry? It ust happaned he was drinking, when ho stopped tc Wo some thiniting, }And ‘the fancy seemed to striky him that he must Investigate. One quick look fe took and hollered whon ho, fuund that he had coltared Natatorme of microncopio, dingbats, sinall and great. He had treated his interior with, bigh- grade gomphoepheria; Melosirae diatoms and cocino discus, lo wee too, Mixed with arcolla mitrata, anumes, etipitata, Volvooinas, starsh and dirt and woody fiber quite) a few. ‘Then he found it aleo had eome alge, moneda, pedinstrum; Gromin and amabaina also swe around the pirnge, And before he coul4 count elx ¥e saw ome saucy pelormyxa, Mamma’s Bo y %* By F.G.Long % He Plays Tip Cat with Papa’s Best Cigars Growing Old Gracefully. OMETIMES " aa wenn kage Pee | and U1 whee om ahr and fell © bs Barrymore's Retort. Pane es Barrymore was riding on a train one day and, he and the passen- gers around him getting into conversa- ton, it developed that nearly aff of them were going on vacations made nevemmary by overwork. Then epoke up one. who had been silent. “I'm going ‘up to the hills for pleasure solely,” he; “I don’t work. I'm a’ gentleman.” Barrymore's prompt reply was, quietly: “Oh, yes, I aoe. You're on a vacation, eu | Oh ” in Which j Much Will Be Fo If You Would Remain Young and Supple,” Said Carmencita to eipsaage Hubbard Ayer, ‘‘Keep Your Houses Light and Bright-Looking, waid | by His Country’s Navy. 6“ OOH, pooh," said the man with P the yellow whiskers, ‘to lose @ big navy Isn't such @ stag- gering blow by any mcans. Why, my country could see every wareiip she Poasesses sent to the bottom without pecget ary d that she was at all crippled eae etriesc es Bt tor, queried, hat at country al aia ee front i yo ftom Switzerland, ais the THE RASCAL SMASHED ‘EM Ab. TO PIECES!) ans Yt DONT BE DARLING, me Love of Accuracy, ‘At his summer home in New York Mark Twain had an aged negro serv- ant, who spine time ago célebrated ‘his wedding anniversary by inviting in twelve friends to @ ‘possum dinner, tha¢ delicacy haying been supplied by reia- tives In the South, says the Philadel- phia ‘Ledger. the. extent’ of the servants and those unbidden to the feat conciuded that, after all, they did not think much of ft. Ome of the more Animation, ‘t's color, color that keops t Jone -young and in love with lite. “1 could not hear to look at your vombre backs and. bldes and browns oll the tfme, The more brightness I see around ma the happlerl am, ‘If I looked at nothing but your dull, dark colors all day long }-ahould shrivel up and die in a weeks" And Carmencita drow « shaw! ewbroidared with beiitiang progressive started the report that in. stead of ‘possum the host served pisin ooons, ‘The next day, with great severity, Mr, Olemens said to the servant: “Jim, I've Twelve by zo meane|me pink roses around her lovely shoulders And shiverd suggestively, “But, well, we can't wear beautiful shawls and mantiiias ali the Ume, and ome of us would look odd in th say the least.” I ventured to add: "Yes, I know, but you can have pretty colors about ,you. Look how Ark and dismal most of the houses are. Enough to make any one grow old. Ol4, I hate the word; we ‘tion it.’* Which test goes to show that Mile, Carmencita js somewhat of a philos- ever meny opher, for 4f you never talk of what servs you don't waat, you bave done maven. town forgetting it, “Keep your houses Ught and bright- looking an@ wear Hebt colored clothing that 44 half ho battle, Dark things make one look and fect ofa, “When 1 get to @ place where the pedo ae walls are @il dark and the firat 1! ‘to do 3 my maki to alge Urtaph —_ sma and lem the” piace with flow- ‘A. Sinclair. ‘of Croton Water and, taunt ‘tiths, Which was serabbhig of ite features With a small épleal’ of spongy, When ho thick the eplthelie, was ting wheelyy You! Could, seo Wim gasp-in horror And ry sourching fet swne Tore, And he kept on getting sorer when he | |) 3 etruck tie amphiprora, With the large cromsbarted intone ug like en ocean Une: Passed, oa wns fainting and tha protessor tad to sinks Crying ‘There are. others this stuff that we yy is waters Prine Adeny pata) mot irop to dita! SS The Sweat of His Brow, ca | a 1 Was on the Wt marked Chief Ciérie -M mbtt, of Ban Francisco, who eternally delights to recall his , ‘trhumpha as @ Theapian. ‘'T once pli the waves in ‘Monte Ctisto.’ You. re~ member the scene where Dantes climbs up on the rock, with the pillowy, bounding’. a surging mi around him? Te’ pores mi pit oe pres Tock, looks up. pee the’ gallery “The world 1s) mine!’ » Well, played the billowy, bounding déep In’ . The waves consisted of & to the scene. “The first night I played t) one of those, buckets of wat the target and caucht me in The stage Manager took’ one Weak et me when the curtain was rung 401 T was dripping wet. ‘Fine!’ he uN ‘Great! You're the frst fellow» that ever perspired playing that parti) “And I was pe ee toe ‘the whole season right there end thi “4 phenome Appropriate Name, And I'm called @ Cracker Jack, und s interéar ieee : know ‘how wo dance—thet wilt young and eupple. Here 1 through my Gencing steps visos. But no! it ont ee exercise, it's se to dance! It keeps the figure iM every nach i bipod chicunttag-atee Gaalyhe” We low about physical ‘nee ee ink wey ies ‘anoun't't Pe iM Sols nate ent 1 Pans Reh: ome aig you A Sliver aes Wedding Die of the. ousted shears “Rohegian ‘marriage: feast at Bon natee, ved a