The evening world. Newspaper, August 5, 1905, Page 7

A Vite lo-Stenograplito Tn |) taievlew withthe. Peace .\ iBmvoy Which Proves that the settle White Father Will Never Sutrendor @t. Petar to 4 Horde of Hos. Tt iby i Ha Efe Fok “The Grand Duke @: The Czar is not for pence? A. Why | ould he be? The Rugsian troops aru Thousands of miles nearér the Mikado’ py than the Japanese ‘aro ity: hin. © Thoi fands of Russian eld Japan, No Japanese set foot on Russian soll: Q; Ths Ruestin soldiers in Japan are prisoners, are they mot? A. I do not | pady Gesire to betray our plah of campaign, but Q. But what? A,"Well, in diplomatic @onfidence, do You Not see what. peril Tapan ts in? “The surrender of regiment | #! after! reginent, of Ruastans is but @ le tod cunning for t £ SPE cates rg pa Sai ts e>xreat scheme: whose te It? Duke Mike thought {t Moscow? Are the - ee 'Paccrabure?’ Or Oaenet ee .. What's ‘one way of tN no babies are Dace Dad osver Qppeiliter, ade strain of the peigoners, Our navy le al- | pani-gur army. ta mobil bra pe Ritendy in | Well, the Grand lars have ever | | ‘ly néthing—the Yankee Re she prop- We do not tave to send them to it Is off to the war for you are satisfied to be have to go, to Manchuria, do'I? Mie. Wise-+1 Want to sue my husband) positions ‘and I'm always out of a for a divoree, i Jobi"—Detrolt Free Press Lawyer—What aré your cbarges? “ x see Mrs. Wise—What ate yours?—Chicago| “That man is trying ‘to filrt with me,” Journal. she exclaimed indignantly. 2 yee ae “Phere is no use of getting angry,” “In what way coulil you be uf any |said one of the other girls. Use to an employment bureau?” éaid| ‘I can't help it. He has evidently the proprietor. mistaken me for the chaperon of the “gimplest: thing in the world,” re-|party.”—Washington Star. » plied the ‘shiftiess looking applicant. eet “You are alwafs in neeit men to fill| Yeast—Do you believe retiring early Yankee Thrift. H. C. Frick was talking about Yenkeo thrift, says the Cincinnat! Inquirer, In West Overton, where I was born, there wed to live an old Yankee. ‘This veteran conducted o big business in’ gue «ud ‘chickens. I asked him one day how iis business started. “He-said that having little fto do one summer He borrowed ‘from a neighbor a setting hen, or clucker, along. witha dozen eges. “He set toe hen on the eggs, and she thatched them all out. Thus he was the @ dozen chickens. ‘But he had ‘still the twelve borrowed egus to retum. After thinking the mat- ter out he kept the ‘ben tilt she hag taid twelve times. .Then he returned her, along with the bwelvé ezgs, to tho Thus out of nathing—out-of absolute- erty of twelve chickens, wh ve finest Pe Rh a jpennenae Snare Thé Japs demand too much, says Witte, Bome people think his thought a pity. For. éf you, don't nfake up by fall TheJaps may start and take it all. q makes @ man healthy, wealthy and wis? ; Crimsonbeak—Well, I'm quite sure if I had alwaye retired early there are certain things I'd never got wise to— Yonkers Statesman, ee 8 “Miss Anteck seemed much affected at oid “Mr, Smith's funeral, I ¢idn't know she was a relative or even a ts.” She ‘had only met him Well Protected. ‘The wooden elephant and cat sid e by side now run, For pss scares of the niughty mirc; ana that explains the fun, + Saturday E Xe ong # She Gives Mamma an Unexpected Co ? nin Don’ PUNISH THE LIT TLE DEAR, SHE COULDNT HELP lerSome w of # the #2 Best w Jokes w of # the # Day. Je onee many years ago, but on that oc- easion I beifeve he told her ‘she was pretty."Philadeiphia Press, elas “The boss asked me what made mo lopk so tired," sald Galley, the clerk, “and I told him I was up early this morning,” “Huh!" snorted: the bookkeeper, “you never got up early in your life.” “I didn't say I ‘got up.’ ’ Philadelphia Ledg Not Mere Curiosity, The world has a store‘of pleasures in waiting for the unaccustomed traveller, Sometimes, indeed, they may be mostly in’ anticipation, as was the case with Amos ‘Riggs, of Plumtown, ways the Youth's Companion. “How d'ye do?" sald Mr. Riggs cor- dially to the» stern-vieuged man who was hie sentmate in the Car on the oc- casion of Mr. Riggs's first trip to Bos- ton, “Now what might your name be? Do you live In Nashua or beyond?” “T should Ike to know what ‘business it Je of yours where I live or who I am?" said his companion crosaly, “Well, now, {t ain't any partic'lar Dusineas o’ mine, strictly speaking," sald Mr, Riggs mildly, “Dut it's fost like this; T'ye got a cousin up In Canady that I've never seen, and I've always thought I might come upon him some time Jest by askin! folks their name and 30 on." i If Canfleld don't make money Tt will surely be surprising, Gut he very likely thinks he got Too much free advertising, Lud Pree. ‘Transtation. In Oxtort, Ga., Is Emory College, ang on the campus stands | statue of tho founder, Dr, Ignatius Few, bearing: thi Inaoription “*Vivit,. now 4 ent ("He lives, he is not dead"); ‘Phe other day 4 freshman ot the college, sliow~ ing o pretty cousin around the build- ings, polhted out’ the atatue, and was askel by the girl: “What dogs the Uttle legend mean, Will?’ ‘That, answered the freshman, easily, (oh, that means ‘He llves—no, he don’t—he's dead.” Rued His Hospitality. I shared my house with a Drummer Boy, From among a bunch of tova: Now I can't. get one wink of sleep, V Hoe does make so much -olse, eiteetd | cigarettes, men) friends. who smoked would Beg @ “ooffin pail"! a small box she One night the preacher girl’ father was smoking. the Kansas ag ‘Times: rN “ye jon't yout? he af the ‘uiplate, ‘The latter replied fathoy. to offér'you. J} have.another pipe Tt wan at’ thia point, that, little brother decided to-hap this furs out. : “Pop,” he intofrupted, ‘bow of jorge) Rani ‘ Tpit ‘em for you et Pe iboop badly confused) the ate: managed to explain. She as goliecting” cigarettes. ¥ ——_———— Hadn't Heard of T detective In, the om Bide ‘at. @ Httle repatr shop by. roadside, “Have you seen anything,” he aa “of a short, chunky fellow with & suft, in @ light touring cag,» ber on it?" eietea, air," sale the rian’ behind Jeather apron, aceording ¢o the ‘Tribune; “he stopped Here. abo hours ago to'get a bolt tightened up, “Did he elve you any jdea of i he was going?” “No, sb, he didn’t seem to know him self. He way kind 0’ tangled: un shout” the roads, and wasa't: cet direction he wanted total iat “In a-quandary, was fhe?” /- “Brio, it didn't loak Uke | was one of these dinky lttle bouts,” PALS: Much Ado About Nothing: An pla woman who entered m cotinuty ©) savings bonk not long ago was sakeat ~~ whether she wanted to’ draw or de salt pais PiiNayther. Ol wants to put come) money. tm," was the reply, acconting to Hanper'a Weekly, ; The clerk entered the amount end) pudied he sHp coward ‘her to'sign. \"Sign on whis Tine, please,” he sald, “Above or below i?” “Just above 4” ‘Me «whole name?” “Yen” “Before Ol was maeried?” “No, just as it ts now.’* “Ol can't write.” THE © WOMAN'S w CORNER © ¥ © In Which Much Will Be Found to Interest Homes OH ‘ _Housewife’s Gyelopacdia.’ Gatfih Pie, 9 AN)and) dress the (niwhys, x thin Ghee) ana pacanee few mintites fn freshwater: cut ther ) and pat’ ini a atewpan witti salt, ¢ per and butter and cook ‘for ton *matnutes’ and then put in a. pan ined with: paste, corey the gravy ‘in Which the-fish was stewed, adding rica tock if needed to make a sufficient “quantity, ‘coyer With 2 top crust und Dake. the eam : fF Evenin » By Mme. ‘Herrmann, | AKD an Ordinary glass, which (OF exnmingtion to sHOW 4 ASK ona,,of the | spectators to hold tt.’ Borrow a Anger ey ting/and pls ej kere! and it 4 You mek th E, HERRMANN GIVES EVENING WORLD. REA By ay ag one in the eucesice the stigk, ut you it Ay, ends bsags 4 Asnterféring with’ the handkerchigt, the second shows, ‘Then ask the who 1s |t/ng Over, but always. by keeping the 1 holding ibe lama to shaker 10 cone | hand closed to hide she ring. \ Now when you roll the hundkerchiet: around the. atick, twint tho handkerchtet arcund the ring that von slip on the centre Of the stick, and It is only when YOu Rive the stick to some one to uold na | that YOu take»your hands of, Now reedy for tho exectition ne it an I bave already Engs any the top suspend trom {he centre of the fo.omost edge'a blown egg attached to @ pieve of black thread or allk, allow- ing it to haag about balf way down, Place the egg in one corner, folding It DERS A LESSON IN PARLOR MA Shaking Ring inGlase , back, being suspended by the thread; nip the centre with *your teeth just | where the thread Is attached to the edge of the handkerchief and draw the two corners backward. Now hold the two top corners together with your right hand and the bottom corners with ‘your left, and holding the handkerchlet Woll up, allow your night to drop just ‘over the hat, gently shaking the hand- up there!n, and take the corner with the | Kerchlef, and the ewe will fall into the concealed in your left hand, and | hat, the audience’ not being able to seo the a ppost corner In your nt | that vals is abtached to the handke: ard show the thanaherohlet ‘to Pear | oh! by the thread. While the egg udierce, shaking it and showing 4t|'9 the bat show the two sides of t empty. Now borrow. a tall Placing if of your t to lay eggs. Holding e Your cheat, re« r h fis down af the pies handkerchief empty, and, taking #) two top ocurners, allow i to hang down in front of the hat, and, Ufting # up again, suddenly, of course, i brings the exg with it. This can be repeated Abr. tener ot iiees. Wilh Se: Milano Bed imagines the hat to be ill of eyes; Mien fold the handkerchiat care~ lessly together, taking care to cover the sete its Bioe The Doubled Coin. FS titer ive glass with the other; turn’ the glass may escape; plnce it on a table and you than dt is in reality and another will \ seageed of the natural size @ little above May Manton’s will see the coin at the bottom larger | Gic| Beauty ‘s* Hints. ByMargaret Hubbard Ayer, | For a Greasy Skin, 1a it, as it te generally a mended. Try this formula Where the ofineas of the skin is i sive the following lotion, applied two or. three times daily, te excellent: i of gine, 2 grains; compourd tincture of lavender, 8 drops; distilled water,)2 om Pumicestone for Hair, ba ‘W.-The best way ta pomete tact from ‘the arms 49 by whe f@l. 7 * lowing treatment: It is intended | only for the arms and ehoull under n+ circumstances be used for the aoe: Got an ordinary five-cent cake of pine icostone. ‘This is not pumice-soap, bat) the regular cld-fashioned. numicestone, To remove the hair rub the skin) af | Micted with t upelde down so that none of the water | ingest ia ie the pumicestone will wear the halt Be careful not to be too herole and into the skin. In ‘Case: the a Sunde ed iby le treatment une. Seed of mgt betore Fe ine, , Daily Fashions,: The plain shirt waist ta always In’ demand. bows) ever many. the fancy ones may be, i + It Gila a very definite need, .