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: “Furnes at M a va @ Pipe. | A Vitascopic-Stenographic Interview+with the Demon Distriot:Attorney Which Shows thatiwith So Mach ih , ne He) we you've only ond oF FwO Smoke There Must Be Some Fire--A Few j ; ‘, ae } ‘ + Keyrold thine Will do. Kind Words from the Clockmaker. ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ 12, hig! Bomiibes $8 hie wiewani) nie, fate waalahiwal’ & 5 , I ‘Pas mostlydrawh by cartoonists who find’ Hada % Abd an hewat) there gloomy, welgned down ‘with woe, By, Roy L.’ McCardell. Bie Hey 4 g There care Ii hesltating'e hopeful millionaire, M ; 5 Ha YOU are hitting the pipa now? A. Tt am (tAtting everything, Q Whet kind of @ pipe aie) you smoking? A. Well, it fj i pl And dragging atihtspontthils, About to bolt ahd run, f All pate and pulpltatitig, came papa’s only #on- fete ‘The father cleaned iis. thotax, bis hair was thin and Bray, ' y ih ° f And looking atithoblerttin Mies words to hiva did « $en't a gas pipe, I leave that to/Chanio’ Murphy. Q@ You'ars golng to ran independently! for Distriot-At- A il torney? A. Yes, Tam my own ‘boss, and ‘don't kanibigond wr real made abou! present regimes: ers. . } rt Dartensiers! when ‘ | . T've ‘brought um axound to you, str. eine telaainetonl ot : Lashed chr { ni f i f dtene ‘We're bonins: you'll be making a Q. Do you think you will be elected ?,.A. T think. et, : ' : ‘ ‘ Nd Q Devery ran for Mayor independently and was defeated. So did the late Pat \ | \ NT ‘Gleason, of Long Island City, A. But Lam not running foriMayor. 1 do not want ‘ i iN 2 © put people in ofige;.T want to put-them tn Jall, é Ay te i HH | : ii i < ‘ Q. How about Devory, the “Man Higher Up,” Richard’ Canfleli and « lot of F ! | r , i ‘A moment he was: sent, then.the chilly sflence ‘thers you were going to fénd to jail? A. Well, I did mytbest. Bven the Distriat- $ \ J il! il i | ‘The Big Boss breathed in eoftly, then in gulct tones iho apne! Attoriey has to have sore help. A t I Ht a | ihe atranger, and you'vo: good ground Q. Wheat has become: of your axe? You haven't emashed ‘a door ti @ tong n fer to give than ‘to meteive, i Loner ase “rer ae i Aarti a gers cx emer Soa: se @ sri lat. -A Th eng ea pt ol nebo WAT i } : F j al i ey ul ; 1h re roe epee rayon tate es Taking No Chances. | The: Moment of temdgl in Weshingion omens talked sont eae rich Philadelphia Ledger. ‘ “The meanest sich man in Eiinola|” he said, “lives in Vermufilign ‘County, He in @, bachelor and we'll oul him Crust. "One say the superintenden it of The | loval cemetery told tits watesmaan to call on Crust and gee ifthe coulin't work off a cemetery lot on fim. “The salesman set ‘out wtth « hopeless air, and dno half hour he was pack again. ‘ ” : naa “No go,’ be salt faiet ae 6 4) Am Going to Smceh Some Old Ma chines.’ b, i ’ « Coanie't got nim, eh wald the et | *©° @) Do you think you will have any trouble getting 2,000 names signed to “fea ti) perintendent. y petition? A. I do/nat. Getting names signed is easy. ‘No,’ 'gald the ak Q. How ao? A. Well, Salt Gan bay Yoru re ote eo vk @ bods Sie Mle de Ms { : , 200 net 1 relagnna (well abl eee te ‘@nd Fanctes” or “New York's Swells.” and you cannot only get signatures on , } § joie ¥: , : he baught one he might ‘not -gct me ‘oul iptions, bat get them on checks, as. well. d he e ie ineyae wae coh Q. Wit! you have any signatures on-checks? .A. It costs @ lot of money t@ rin te 1 \ saa Scampaign, but I will have the hacking. N | 1" “cw a intl superiutendent, QAll the money you.want? A. All I need. ‘ ¥ hs Ppl ie gt aFg ol @ And you think you qwill be clected? A, I inten@to find ont whether the penple of New York want to be ruled by the men they lect or By the big ctilet ‘who, according to the song, “gits.in his tepee, cheering braves to victory, | \ \. tN \s\ Swamp ‘em, swamp ‘em, get the wampum! Tammany!" \\ait \y z } \\N . SS F Gi: week Gi dik abenisvbaie Q. ‘Would you rather make ® nation’s laws (han-its songs? A. T qon't care to \\ ; LARS SS | Bein! rng tynsnay cea, make either. I want to make trouble for a lot of dishonest, politicians, eratiers WS ; AXN ~ = ss : penton sant , papers yd Mant or | pas eepeies. , N \ N P ders?” asked the stout man. Q. Well, will you? ‘A. T can't say just now. SS SY j SS ~ 3 WS \ Sik ehae ae Ten SSeS ak tata Why aot? As Can'e you pas? Oy pipe'a/gone out: d short man; “How's it with you? Had ews pA EA - Tr page ‘ any orders lately?" * U “Well, tesinest Is pretty good. I Compulsory Bangles, A: Hint for Lovers. wrath fusinest tn pretty good! M< tress. ie, Jala. by thoes de-/ ey HIND “tn love” is very Ss cresboghe hhaif, but T exped: to get ope next fall,” ‘sirous of reforming marriage ex- trom loving, and may be only a} «— ie" SERIA NEOUS AT 7 said the stout man, according to the ® penses in Sind, India, upon the! selfish emotion, which is the direct Ss : ‘3 f t h B t J k f th \ D i Ban Franctsco Chronicle. abolition of the Ivory bangles. A set or] opposite of loving, Being in Jove with-' . . At which point Chict Clerk ‘Brow. agheee. bangles, which de the firat of the| out loving, is bondage—s es pleas} of ome 2 Ore Cc es & OoKes & OF # c & ay. Pd neil, came out of bis trance nad became ‘erticles of jewelry. which must be pro-|ant arid) sometimés painful, but always | She—Did your ister got Sny duplicate joven at this dull summer hotel—Clave-,) “It will help him to pay my DHL! =| away from jer “thls eveidng,'—Chi. | porsessod of. an irrepressible curiosity. ‘wided by. the father ef thé bride, coat. | bondage, ways Lesiie’s Monthly, True! ivoddiiig presenta? land Leader. Houadalphla Ledger, é cago Record-Memild. ‘Calling, the short man aside he: sala:" ten re friend” dccording. to whether loving means freedom—treedom both f0 1: Hed a wid wi ‘ ual ‘to $80, to 01 ir) Ae—Yea: she nv Betts dea sik Geena nie sek tases mae," iass 2 we cuits HaunwCAt va stracie ke 335 ourstlves, 29 it fo ino st s ‘po Ti bangles are tang ant pores 2 oe give etve lent for all whom we oe Tone Tonden eh ort the. young. doctor's. wile, “What a ‘supremely gytinied logic }tune-teller wald.T bud the sls costly Welnig We lave him for the ak “He's, married, all right,” “en,” replied the young doctor. *t lfatrs, Witchestelgh tat.” metinman sabol ran- odio: tainly tft dno: in Se ON De hog Ae ae, “How can you tell He has'no’ wite| told him to, eat ‘only the plalmest food! ‘Sas. Bhe has just sucoteded In get-| Miss Snapper—Aboat you? Thea why o ae Ry We deeaticd ca ‘And new-oneg pro- bappincer, at aka not at-all for weit him’? fang. very ttle of that.’ Ling her ushand. Duired off with. «| In the world don't you put ithe make-up | Om me. What's bis tine?” a bull comiig rset tor and. see how: happy tie ta| “Do you think that will help himt” jomely.ald lady Who ‘won't-lo tim get |on?—Chicago News, “Buspension bridges.” Mb nia cere ¥ ‘THE we WOMAN’ a CORNER www ‘in Which Much Will Be Found ie interest itome-lakers. Margarot Hubbard Ayer's Beauty Hints. GRACE AND STRENGTH FOR THE GIRL WHO EXERCISES, ‘May Manton's Daily . Fashions, For a Double Chin. for. whitening ‘tho, hands; Bweet and x rs sat ‘ z bitter almonds, “Dlanched pounded et ha 1 The f BAUTY SEEKER—Why Gohtyou |hnto a paste, 29 «rams each: lemon ? ko wa has aatsenty a try, to wear \the Ventilated chin | juice, 60 grams; eweet milk, 9% grame;| *. | . ‘ superseded thé ugly. aetrap at. night? Perhaps the | ¢weet’ almord oll, 9 grams: han ‘ } wrapper of the older trouble is caused by sleeping with the |18 grams. * ¢ . 3 time and is always uth open. ‘fry vibrassage. Henna P P Gh te will take your hair a: redaisn | Spertluous Hair. : < E This will Reduce; See % 2 hts “tinge, Jere ts tha formula; Powdecsd RG, By WM. R., Mes MH. and bi gs Js 3 pa) AL f ‘ ‘ : wit a wate ‘henng. Josyes, 3-4 pound; acetic aold. others. Hare “are some good f ; 9% ‘ e Ab mere ae plait at the drama; white honey, 4 drams; powdered Geptiotories: — Bulphytrate of |” { \ ; ‘ , back that means Fhubard, 4 drama, Add enough water | soda, 10 graiys:’ chalk, 900 grains, j : nn most becoming and 0 foum a-paste, ‘This paste ta applica) Make into a ithin paste with water af . a ae he i satisfactory lines, pair, which"has been previously | Ad apply to’ the Hairy part, and let it! 2 : yey and with the capey ends of tong. hair dare | hmain @ fow moments and then scrape . 4 k , 4 that give the ‘fash- ned In braids around the hoad and | {t off with a blunt blade—a paper knife, " we & “ fonable broad eifect, ; hint is thoropghly. covered with the [f° example. Dhe effect of this deplia- . ae : ty ™: while the front is j: Pawte;) which fs teft on until it dries. tory $s to destroy. the hair, whieh comes 0 : : 2 f \ 4 4 sbirred, so being soft ams una as then washed off ‘with | 9 when soraped. ; “le @ ey 9 : . 4 end full, Dhe origi- fi ‘which hes been ¢oftened bya Anothet good depilatory Is made y * " 7 4 nal’ from) which. the S* Tutte reamed accenanig. ‘The loot: te Buptide of- soda, 100 grains: . i 5 . ‘ Zi Grawivg was made 2 waked ; j an % is collar rT po iss Sa | Ra me eer ’ . frees, 0 task to be: the stole, and’ the Pian “sch ante” 1 Ritentne Nc . $ ‘ iota s W calat dew torte: tee 100 grams}. glycer= f Petes) . : be added -whenever “Ine, %. grania; raonin, 0 centigrains, wh. ie xed. ‘the boda . q: . Aesirable, Flowered ‘& few drops to the hands: i ‘ fn} ’ . ‘ " » ; ; 4 ba dis te, combined morning. The following is a make a.thin , f -. 4 a Hl t- Suan ° with) a front of plain Noh cna eS i tf WOSRES = _ : white Inwn and band- Change ‘Him Into a Lion, igs REET bi Ss ite aoe ome y Ms ya " f ae ie Back are the mmteriais i i cb , - s : = used for the model, H but avaliable ones aro many, For im- medi) wear dimi- the body and taking great care that | WOO ment tml: Now | tee your body sink slow-| arms, raise sore patil the arms are} the chair does not slip. Tt should stand} 1.0 2M Oe f bending the arms, radi ot fyll @tretch. Repeat this slowly for ¢ L wo peiterh tha oa Nei toushes the, back of] five: h moimtataing’ she Hatiity of ing | everything else, but Mm summer Goes not last forever, and ohal- Me, cashmere and vell- dng will be found de- | airable for the copier geason. The quantity of Material required : for Tea or aie Gown Pattern N Ne, 5,093, Migr , | woman of medium sine is 1 yards 2%, 101-3 yards 32 or 71-4 yards 41 with 18-4 9: apy width for tho centre front, 2 yands Of fase for ; {yards of ba, for trimming etfap and’ yoke, 1 Pattern fy cL 16 alzog for 2 , ow TO pattern ordered. ; IMPORTANT—Weite your “Mampe apd mesa plainty, and ea always speckty eixe wanted,” @mmali children ja, man from) ble Wardrearred cola ry ATER, Js quile as depirat dn mixing batiern, ine-ances cake is ig with be Cogs 1, raph ie igi