The evening world. Newspaper, August 3, 1905, Page 13

le me ; : The “Evening World's Home Mwgazine, Thursday Evening, August 8, 190 ry The Latest Humorous. Verse by Lord Rosebery's Secretary, Who Is to Marry Miss Et [From the Reader Magazine for August. Tho! ing of Neill M A Cockney Chiel who found him thi His ctest a mug, with open Tid, g & ANS VU AY Maclaren pis ee And iouea Nid eseiacal pig ‘the kid in vogue with ancient Druids — ROBERT BURNS: Or-want but little here below, ‘When Burns implored him not to fuss, Inscribed “Amari Aliquid,” r ‘ And want that little Lang, maybe, Enquiring calmly, “Where's the harm?" (Which means “I'm very fond of fluids!”) Each renegade at length returns Replied at once, with perfect taste, On either side, as meet supporters, , To praise the peerless pow'rs of Burns. “The Aarm is round my consort’s waist!” The village blacksmith’s lovely daughters, é ‘When Bama np cn hi hee “Men were deceivers ever!” True; ‘The jingling rhymes of Dr. Watts His.verse, us all the world declares, A poor thing, but my own,” said he, As Shai Extite the reader's just impatience, And Tennyson himself confesses, His fair but fickle bride denoting, ‘ He weaties of Sir Walter Scott's The radiance of the dewdrop shares, And she with scathing repartee, é Melodious verbal collocations, The berry’s perfect shape possesses; Assented, wilfully misquoting, ‘And with advancing years he leatns ~ Andeven William Wordsworth praises { (‘Tho' carefully broughtup, like Jonah), Pn x To love the simpler style of Burns, The magic of his faultless phrates. “A poorer thing—and yet my owner!” sO ae gihars ieiaee q i bai ye % : pafate, 15 Weve fellow Scotsmen, neat and far, —_ Renowned for health and good digestion, —e For all that makes you what you ate,— Daal But he, whose books bedeck our shelves, ‘The most bucolic hearts were burnt \ yy (Bur ate you really? ‘That's the qu ‘Whose lofty genius we adore so, By Burns's amatory glances; ? , 4 grateful, while the.world endures, , ‘Was only human, like ourselves,— ‘The ‘most suburban spinsters learnt st Burris wad countryman of your, Perhaps, indeed, a trifle more so! » welcome his abrupt advances; i os Too much the careworn eritic knows And joined a thirst that naught could (When: Bums was on his knee; "twas sald, And hand-inchand, i foreign Iand, Of that obscure robustious diction quench ‘They wished that sbey.were there instead!) Foregather withtyour fellow-cronies, Which like a form of fungus grows “To morals which were frankly. French. ‘ To masticate the haggit (cann’d) Amid the Kailyard school of fiction; Shay lcved Nien & ae At Scottish Conversaiones, = wn Crockett’s cryptic caves one sighs And evry nighehe‘made tits way, f ps bi dads ial Inepie ‘Where, flushed with wine and Auld Lang’ For Burns's clear and spacious skies, With boon ions, bent M frofie, angry Lp hadadel sees tina gael ith boon companions, bent on They:deemed his courtship #6 polite, Tho’ no aspersions need be cast To inns of ill-tepute, where lay So.captivating his appearance; On Barrie's wealth of wit fantastic, corre mentee Aeapeniee r oe eee ye so apt his wit, Creator of that unsurpassed ots Borges, a in local parlance, ‘Burns was IT! If most minute ecclesiastics Describing these nocturnal orgies.) pie 1 ed pr ‘Yet even here the eye discerris seotung.” No master-hand like that of Burns, ‘The works of Campbell and the rest Of love-affairs he knewna end, The rustic maids from far and wide, Exhale a sanctimoniots odor, So long and artlently he flirted, Encouraged bis unwise flirtations; n / Their vintage is but Schnapps, at best, And een the Jeast suspicious friend For love of Burrs they moped and sighed, Their Scotch is simply Scotch-and-sodor! ‘Would feel a trifle disconcerted And, while their nearest male relations ‘They cannot hope; like Burns, to. win ‘When Bums was sitting with his “spose ‘Were up in arms, the sad'thing is That“ touch which makes the whole world kin.” As thick as thieves on Vallombrosa!™ That they themselves were up'in hist es tence pecan (Copyrighted, 1905, by the Reader Magazine.] | Had Experience. 4 A well-known Senator tells this one pepe’ poOod 2O0OOPOPDOOOOOEDIOO DOE 9 The Laughoscope. } ghmaitiokdr werent? VI a mma’s Boy w @ <> By F.G. Longa oo He Explores Papa’s Watch Countess--Oh. Your Royal Highness, just look at the Baroness. Isn't she shockingly decollete for such a scrawuy old thing? i 4 Prince—Yes, she’s making a great r. iso*"When I was a young man I was *Peiected to the State Assembly from my on ; g «* Gistrict, The day before the sessions “Gos! show of nothing.—Yales from Funien, 2 commenced I went to the State capital. | ¢ Sone Tt vee 5 ieee : I was dressed in thy best togs and car- : . I AAD A CAN “¥es," cald the. falr young girl OPENER. I WAN 6 ATS “everybody says I’m just the picture of To SEB W mamma.” “Well,” replied. the gallant “youth, ‘re certainly a flattering picture,’” —Catholic Standard, oe “Poor Jack! She has destroyed his faith In womenkind.” if Lantbore) “You're mixed. It was Ned she jilted. the Bree Bue married Jack.” @mong “Yaa, that’s what I mean."—Phitnadaly eenee i phia Ledger. oe Belle—Yex, he was entirely too hard to pigase. x Nell—Gravious! How he must havo change since ‘he proposed to you,— ‘Washington Star. ve She-Oh, Mr. Cynic, do you balicve people ever fall in love at first sight? Jie—Oh, yes; and. fall out again on canner view--Ally ‘Sloper’s Halt Holl- ays 5, <4 THE © WOMAN’S # CORNER © © In Which Much Will Be Found to Interest Home-Makers ; Hf . : ’ Pe i : ee . Home °*:" |What Should the Husband Do? §& His Part inthe Home-Making) May Manton's Daily Fashions,| Beauty °:°. e Hi OAT part sal! the husband play in the com-| gle for both to make both ends meet, There are not many men who would like to wash up ties ry ints str/ot domestic economy, Sesides being che) ut they travel “hand in bead the long roed to-| ihe diner things, and there are equally few ‘vomen $ H tn ee ry onens ‘ne bap ho Ms anat ha eae ea re Sennen: Rn. STO IEE: O47. Adecihy ca dlly pe py argiay ho dgecoeg atte Nothing thet the jsea- ee ’ bla eupper oF dinner snd retire to Me club Yor the | "He should remember that he cannot spend all his} troutis eee ey —_—— ra tousewife’s Cyclopacdia, | able enjoyment of her own esciety? ried wean aa papi of cane 6 Bh dtioy pial mae fda parteadergd nearly Peed upon popular fancy ByMargaret Hubbard Ayce: Myer Né! to both questions, = _ better care of those he has. fish a6 some would wish us to believe, than shepherd's check, : ‘Rice Pudding, It takes two persons to maive s contract binding, | ‘Those "good times" which bave depleted his pock-| ‘put if the wife,ls only tired let her stack her dishes| 4 4. never ‘eppeats Falling Halr. and in marrying both assume responstbilities which | etbook belong to the bygones which aro petter forex: | together and let them walt until the morrow, rather should he onzrieg out to fhe Reet ot bets aboties, ten and burted in obi‘vion, than ask her busband to help. from."The Priaonet ef Lena.” Tt < four tablespoo: ugar vf She, if she has been a worker, knows what it has| Btill, of two evils, choose the lesser; anything is pct PT) ait poss (A aah sae Nass bef wR Dal asta ak Seated Miata cost her for her board and clothing and how hard she| preferable to calling upon the man to do your work Put ip-oven en@-toks siowly for an a has had to work for that ltrtte. when he has finished his own; it tan’t fair, “hor “or more, It should be oreamy Love jon't all-dt never has been—and never will be.| How long and ‘wearlsome the hours seemed! How! If possible, take a little relaxation together, ‘when takan out Of Oven. “A few reteine | «y zie, happiest marriages are those where the duties | uncomfortable to have to face the storms of wioter,| Ife mon belongs toe elub tt te surely no orkme for 1, thay be added. hay Dring, hews, bege Conadeetiatey the of summer! > | him ¢o go to it once. week, > 5 SUenOR Ati saneets If Mt is merely « social affair and leads to waste of 4%. D.—No. The formula to which NB quart of milk, one-half cup of you refer will not if you in averting O™= Wash rice, put in milk, to better advantage than when combined with plain color, as in the Sustration, In this instance the material is blue and white linen Asparagus Soup. ‘Where do you find -happler syotagk yolle, and the yoke and on TASH two buchos of emparagua | tat those who have ten er a dagen children ¢o care money and frivolity, iy gently to wean bim AWAY) ues are of plain white ! ind cut In small pieces, put to |r and educate, ‘There is so muck the young wife can accomplish by | linen, but whntever the cook-ta a quart of boiling water | | Tiey/married when saree Guite young—e mere| probably all 1 coaxing which no amount of pleading later on will| rabric me color scheme , &nd cook .tlil perfectly tender, when @ any ¥, penhaps, it has been a long strug- many years, do. ‘there should remain a pint of lquor, Turn into a colander and rub it all ‘through except the hard portion, Bea- #on and edd ono cup cream amd one Summer Gardens in Flats. A Home-Made Twirler, Resa Pete tem relnupe.: De en, and, of course, with these, the a } | border of mignonette Is not to be for- Breaded Tomatoes. into sa, gotten. , UPPER pudding digh, put layer of crumbs, layer of tomatoon, little Points of Needles, [ A ‘ ; g in aM ite variety of — Kait, pepper, small pleces of but- fer and a light wprinkling of sugar, &. Rave crumbs on top. If there is ‘not’ enough with ‘tomatoes ada hot = - peasy esfleestltte roe, ‘York.. Send ten caus in coln or stampa for each THESE 4 Fn tig your mame and addreus plajmiy, and i PATTERNS } atwaye specity size wanted. H “Gall oF wend by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY. ea BUREAU, No, 21 West ‘Twenty-bhird Summer Bables Tales! pus te the tome of ® small spider! Children Yorn bet f PP genet the aise of a February axe, some fut al A in evlor, with a brits) wat ao tall a® hose: tim the geptre of the back and spring A, te. Roving) Ate ohi h