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. ‘Why Higgins Has Shrunk vets 2: ft: toa “Nice, Little Fellow.” [ a ASR ca Oe ar Oe ) By Martin Green. SEK," said the Cigar Store Man, “that Ben Odell saya " that Gov. Higgins is a nice Uitlo fellow.” ~ a . “He's been prétty nica to. Ben in his time,” an- eh dood th the Molieh van wea laning lay } swered the Man Higher Up, “but it don’t look Mght for + Ana dumb ts “Old Bluentrd," of Routh ‘Norwalk Ben to say anything about his size. When Ben was No longer they hear Nis night roaring. b, looking around for a candidate for Governor last stim- mer Higgins looked big enough to stand the gaff. The sarcastic references that have been mado by the Bossa recently have given rise to the awful suspicion that when he put up Hig- gins he expected the man from Olean to be slaughtered. Higgins wouldn't ie have had a Chinaman's chante if Roosevelt hadn't pulled the Ropuplicgn ticket through, te Pgh \ mY “Odell 18 a. bettor politician of the smooth school than Higgins. He can § “h hear the voice of the people if it is sounded through a megapnone, and he | ¢ ‘) was wise enough to ece that the people demanded a Legislative investiga- i tion of the Equitable. But certain interests in Albany didn’t. want the 0 Legislature to investigate, aud these interests had Higgins down and were 4 s sitting on him unt!l somebody came along and handed them ¢@ jolt. “Supt. Hendricks didn't want the Legislature to go into the Equitable) > 1) =muck-heap with a pick and shovel, He and his men have been doing | $ graceful hurdle leaps over it for many years, and they mever uttered a) ; whisper until Mr. Hyde and Mr. Alexander began to try to put the kibosh | +). on each other and scraped off the top layer, Maybe Mr. (Hendricks is afratd that the legislative investigators will find out something. ae: surance Commissioners from-other States dkin't get hep to ‘theyfact that | the Equitable was multy.” pelt hae igagtaay “Outside commissioners who come to New York do most of thelr inves- Higher Up. * fi). fis” ‘ vert Bane att Little Willie’s Guide to New York. The Crowd Habit. F a strainger has herd of nu yoark crowds.and wants to of him as if ho saw 2 dollers or a snaik. b 4 he er moove away he will find 14,376,8921¢ people him and the trolley cars stopt for half a mile and a newzboy on the owtskirts of the crowd arested by 6 poleecemen for obstruckting traphicn. crowds form tnoar kwikly and with less ekskuse in nu yoark than =e Uttel werk to do that thay gladdly wellcome anny dfvversion. crowds are simpathetick too and thay give husky yells of Lintch him and Hit a man of yoor oan size gnd Send for a kop and simmiler gentle cries of encurridge- ment and thay canly stup simpathizing when some eevil minded wag sugests passing arownd the hut. it mister mackadoo wood oanly have some- beddy always on hand to sugest passing,the hat he wood nevver have anny trubble in getting crowds to disspercc. hewman simpathy is a quear thing. 4 it is nevver extended in reel trubble such as when a feller has toothatk or falls in love br gets his umbrela stoalen or puts the rong end if hig siggar in his mouth. none of thoase disassters is specktackuler ennuff to ammuze the nu yoark crowds but an ottomobee] vicktim or a kapchured poarch annywhere else on erth becawse nu yoarkers have s0/|< “Training “It's a wonder,” declared the Cigar Store Man, “that-some of the In-}4 tigating from a seat on top of a riibberneck wagon,”: explained the Man/% see one all he has to do is to stop short in the middle |, of broadway and begin to stare at the grownd in front | v .), climer catches there rote evvery time. good old poarch climers, a A. P. TERHUNE. I Speech? hs aio 2 How to Be Beautiful. rol a csi ol as alias nie bttiow 3) taicctststusetenis sevsscecdanetsseisassbeetorreseobabeersesiobesses the Big Gun. : By J. Campbell Cory. ‘sitll. 5 ae @ {comfortable at the i _ Laie ead coe ;|May Manton's Daily Fashions, | drawers which com- | made of Gea Island >| nainsook, with trim- ® | derwear is correct, >| while the trimming can President Mellen, of ‘tho New Haron road, Shisiling by whieh enginests sgttalled to tole | News item, “a LL quiet along the New Haven Escept hers and there a stray énicket And at the Mahackmo no longer they blamo The Mellen. Thoy're all Joudly snoring. “AN quiet along the Now Haven to-night,” Save occasional lone engineers. ‘Who, passing their domiciles cozy and bright, Sob ¢oftly and drop @ few tears. It's nix on the whistle so plercing and shrill When sighting the home light a-burnin'— ‘The nocturnal whoop that of yore weed to fill ‘With joy all the folks ip Mount Vernon. “All quiet along the New Haven to-night.” No longer the tooting and blowing That signalled to home “Everything is all right.” Now one can hear nutmegs a-growing. Tn ellence the trains go from Stamford to Rye, * The dumb engineer at the lever, And sadly he whispers “Ah, Mary, good-by!” The whistle'’s off duty—forever? Underwear thet fs same time that it is dainty is always tn de- mand, and here are pome most excellent bine tha two charac- teristics to a nicety, As Mustrated they are ming of German Valen- clennes lace, the mate- nal being a delightful one to wear as well as an excellent one from the standpoint of du- rability, but everything that Js In vogue for un- bo anything that one may prefer, Frills of ‘4 & & & ~~ By Margaret Hubbard Ayer the embrotdery ‘or. of Garter Lingerie—Pattern No. 8101, “77, ‘ot the lace are always pretty, or the frills of the matertai can be banded with lac. | Insertions end so made more elaborate if iiked. The characteristic feature of the garment ts the fact that it is short and allows of wearing the garters over In place of under, as ia commonly the case, ao affording additional comfort. * The quantity of material juired for the medium size '-8 yards 36 inches To Make the Hair Curly. measure one pint. 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Make into a alcohol, 2 fluid ounces; dichloride of E. * H.—Iiere is an excellent prepara- pomade and rub all over the fat parts How to Obtain These Patterne. Call"or Send by Mail to the Evening World May Manton Fashion mercury and salammonlac,, 6 grains tion for tan and sunburn, which | TO. Reduce the Hips. twice a day. You should also abstain each. The last two should be dissolved 1, may be made as follows: Borax, A B. C.—Mechanical massage will] from all fat-forming food, cereals, pota- Those pictures form a celdbtated patrotle sentence spoken bysan Amer ican statesman, Read from-left to right. 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