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‘The Evenin Pudliehed by the Press Publishing Company, No, to ® Park | Entered at the Vost-Omtice at New York ae Seconi-Ciiss M ONE DAY IN SEVEN. Both on hygienic and legal grounds the salesmen in the east side re- tall stores are entitled to one day off out of ever man long hours every day of the week and every day of t! injury both to him individually and to society at large. Nothing is gained thereby. As much, if not more, can be accomplished in six days’ work as in seven, and seven days’ work neither makes industry more produe- tive nor trade and commerce more lucrative. The east side salesmen have petitioned Mayor MeCieilan and Com- missioner McAdoo to enforce the Sunday closing law. So long as some employers are allowed to keep open other employers are forced to do the same thing. Doubtless nine out of ten would prefer to close on Sunday, for they need a day of rest and recreation with their families avite as much as do their employees. case, KEEP THE BATHS OPEN. Public baths should be open evenings, “elsure who have their own bathrooms for whom the public baths were aw requires. To close the baths at 6 o'clock prevents+their-use ‘tty the -people | who need them most. To keep them open in the evening andyduring | §woman or child who desires to bathe has had the opportunity, would be putting the public baths to their proper use. The only additional cost would be in the attendants’ wages, as the baths are there anyhow, and to utilize them to their utmost capacity for the full twenty-four hours of the day if necessary would not add to the cost of land or the building. Any manufacturer would be glad of the opportunity to run his plant to Its full capacity, and the city should make a like constant use of its facilities for adding to the comfort, the cleanliness and the health of its {people. OLD AGE AND OLD CLOTHES. In the Dunlap will contest before the Surrogate there is.a mass of entertaining testimony on the habits and pleasures of venerable rich men. The instinct to amass and to keep money is apparently a thing apart from the ordinary faculties. Mr. Dunlap daily drank a bottle of brandy, a half bottle of whiskey and a bottle of champagne. He had wom the same clothes for fifteen years, and he was so much attached to them that he would wear his hat and overcoat at all times except when he was in bed. The cases of Russell Sage, John R. Platt and other venerable rich’ men were cited to prove that the constant wearing of old clothes was not! a sign of mental unsoundness in financial affairs. | Mr. Dunlap had no great liking for his relatives and left several wills for them to litigate. He must have chuckled in his old.age over the trou-) bles which would arise after his death. | These relics of the old-time millionafres-are a class apart from the modern high financiers. They made their money in business years ago, and the accumulation came through careful investments and the com-| pounding of the interest. The millionaires of the newer type do not take! life in the same way, and their prospects of reaching-an alcohol-pickled| old age are not so good. | Igorrotes at Coney Island celebrated a wedding feast with a pot Sunday closing should not be enforced by making spies or sneaks of| ‘the police. Any patrolman can see whether a store is open for business, or not, and if it is closed he should not by his-solicitation seek to:make ajatudents of It.is not: the people-of| tions ana wtiere birds and created, but the many millions whose working hours last all day and) "whose homes contain no.more facilities for. ablution than. the tenement | such weather as this to have the doors unclosed until the last man, |? vof stewed dog. New Yorkers do not eat dog, but pigs, eels, frogs’ legs ais ,and sometimes snails, Gustatory taste is greatly a matter of custom, ¥ w* Letters from the People. Boys Versus Children. the elty Waker Department to maintain j japo ‘the Exior of ‘The Enentely World:, {ts pressure in tho tenement districts, ‘A correspondent @uggests that dogs | TW pressure is apparently taken oft up- me exterminated because they some-| town, #0 that sometimes there ts not, f jtimes go mad und bite children, J am | tn few: head along the Bowery. | | dwell eoquainted both with children and TENANT. t facgs, the former fhaving been my| Untversal Five-Cent Tickets, | ‘epectal care for a number of years ithrough my being a esigol teacher, ‘Whe latter I would never be without. sNow, in all my varied experience, never [yet have I seen a ollid httacked by a 5 doy. But it is a thing of common oc- | To The Editor of The Evening World: I again call attention to the advisa- | Dality of a universal five-cent ticket) | which shnil entitie {ts holder to a ride! jon Subway, “L," Staten Island Ferry) curence to ace dogs or any other Juck-| "4 Brooklyn utes, In fact, on jJess anima! attacked by children with |“) five-emt fare conveyances. Let ‘tones and sticks, they setting big dogs this ticket be accepted on all lines which at pupples with a shout of ‘sick ‘em! | Charge five-cent fares, Then we can @c. And yet the dog with !ts noble in- buy a dozen or two dozen tickets and ailncta does not wish to annihilate all carry them around @# we would carry he children; tt embers with love change. There is no good reason why and gratitude the care and caresses this plan should not be adopted, espe- lavished upon it by the few, ‘The more |cialfy on the Subway and “L" that are 1 pee of men (and v lr progeny) the run by the same people Detter I like dogs.” ARTHUR B, XIQUES. LOUIS HURLEY, Bath Beach. Low Water P. ure. | JOSEVIH—For a pass to visit the ne Bvening World | Brooklyn Navy Yard apply to com- To the Piltor of The ‘leneme swould do weil Mt dropped son and bent its energ -House | mandant of the yard 8 fade and fanctes toward compelling P. M.—Records of births are on file at Bureau of Vital Statistics, A Musical Horse That Smokes, The Musical Rowsl, the “equine 1 al wonder of the world,” who plays on yat Mets at Hammerstein M larder nokes a pM) f tohace fler every 7 formance, The pipe is a long stemmed, old-fashioned German affa tum expecially by his master » bis efforts to get hold of by Mgbivd pipe betwoen | : the Babylonish weed, Now he gets a em On the sioxe, At taat was aeto Oke regularly ufter each “turn ca 4 fo Worla’n Homo Ma gaz i ne, Saturday -Eveni ne. Jol When C By Nixola Greeley-Smith. upid Yawns we | | “Scads and Pansies, or D SONNELL, of, tself Nis one long yawn of the Presiding expression of chubby self-satisfaction that the dea BK x rk Wass) ibe-te of bis momentory surfeit of our hearts. his play- 99 Genet feaeraboutte aul! alt satltioaeit SUIVER WS-CIRTHATaR: ONE stec HEPANRIE GRRT OVE How the Smart Set Smarted, aN She was t tite ‘ " or yr tirh away from his toys as well as children do ae een! fee x that the t Mt is vho have mace than a rag doll or an oll te r G two pours and even couplet wi Ir iewhere the can to play with, He must be bored sor A Gopic of the Town. all the world to d to be brought to aa ‘ iy sinee he hus all the hear 1 i conelision — t the 1 her. smash and batter as he ple: « St Vincent's OF vour r ne that some And when Cupid yawns—and he ts most given ) gone the othe of course, to yawning In sultry weath we must porfores D estiges, We frst laugh, yawn with him, for there is nothing on earth sh, Them yawn together, which is just an- more contagious than a yawn except a sneeze in most un » but Tenvy her, For other way of saying that we all meet and love and, church. a Buty GUI b ee Bh ht Sometimes, to he sure, Cupid’s yawn becomes be a) bis a Sh even with the most sympathetle lovers, the | set like Mlss Della O'Connell's, and then not all those of a wax doll in the sun, lucky is she whose bond may sometimes reduce itself to concerted | the hospital surgeons in the world can remedy yawn is of the varicty that hospital surgeons can, and sympathetic yawning, particularly after It hag|{t. Love has been known indeed to yawn him- put an end to. Leen duly rivetted. | self to death while two hearthroken but helpless: F re are those whom th arACTOhae “She seh RRA Re mortals sought in vain to bring him back. But! ‘or there are those whom the temperature has/ The sight of Cupid yawning, however, usually ordinarily be feols better for It and takes a new reduced to such a state of infinite boredom that/| fills us with affright. We are so used to his usual | start. Little Willie’s Guide to New York. Broad Street. HEN broakers and other magnaites get tired of the nar- row life in waul streat thay sidestep arownd the korner into broad streat and thare thay cut looce. some of them go into the stok exchainge and some go into thare! nabers' pokkets, it's an eeven brake whitchevver game thay play. {it kests abbout aty thowsend dollers to get a seet in the stok exchainge but on the subbway you kan't get one for love or munny. broakers that hav- yent got that mutch chainge with them stay outside and play on the curb and one day mister macakadoo kaut them at ft and he tide a roap srown them and put up 9 sign asking vizziters not to feed or annoy them, a broaker can go broak as eezy on the curb as he can in the stok exchainge but on the curb he has no nice seet up- Freaks of an Explosion Te fan ordinary steel rail can be A Bird Paradise. LEERT HUDSON, a farmor near Spiceland, has a fifteen-acre tract of land which ts a paradles for nature, eays the New- castle correspondence of the Indlanap- olls News, Mr. Hudson ts a student of nature, and cho selected this tract aa a place Mwhere he could continue his in squirrels would be undisturbed. Prof. Cooper, of the Spiceland Academy, accompanied by the class in nature, recently spent several hours in the tract, and th recognized twenty-olght different species of birds, besidas which there were nu- ‘hurled high In the alr and twisted twice around the trunk of a big tree seems incredible, yet there was photographio evidence the other day of @uch an occurrence at Nanaimo, B. C. Great haveo was wrought, and the big rail, which was lying on the ground A which the explosion occurred, was lifted in the alrand wrapped around the trunk of @ tree twelve feet away as if it had been mere wire. The explosive that did this is known as “gelignite.”’ ————__——- Odd Facts. merous squirrels—gray, fox, ground, ete $ holstered with thowsend doller bills to sink back into and shreak I am ERLIN railways are mmmning The tract Is hole geen ge ee ef } rooned all is lost save honnor and {sold short on that. thare are pthet B speclal “‘tree-blossom” traina to things on broad streat besides breakers tut noboddy notices them except the the outlying districts to enable Hunters are not allowed to trespass this domain, and no tree Is permitted cut down. Mr. Hudson intends keeping the tract Intact during his life, And he will make provision in his will for ite maintenance after hie death town dwellers to enjoy the spring flow- ers and follage. There 1s a village tn Wales which bears the name of Nowhere, peeple on the rubernek koatch and thay doant cownt. broad streat {s one of the oaldest streats in nu yoark, other streats may look oalder, but that is on ackownt of the life thay have led. good oald brod etreat. A. P. TERHUNE. The Woman with Unhappy Feet. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. HB unhapplest woman| Wear Damascan sandals out of doors, but Bisset edbatituted for the soda. T just now {s the one, all of us can afford to wear the inexpensive Jap-| If the perspiration is very offensive apply this whose feet teoubie| anese sandal made of plated straw at home, and to the feet: Beta-naphthol, one-half dram; dis- her. Not only does ghe suf-| the relief to mind and fect 1s inexpressible. j tilted witch hazel, four ounces. fer excruciating pain that! Besides this, very few women have perfect feet) Where there is exceesive pain in the calf of the deadens her to all other| and the hot weather gives them an opportunity! leg it ts almost certain that the arch of the foot troubles, but if she {s at all, of heiping them overcome some of these defects is giving way or flattening. Bandaging with ad- vain, and what well-regu-) by substituting the sandal for the confining shoe.| hesive plaster across the instep, of, better still, lated woman fsn’t, she is, When possible go without stockings. In buy-| an elastic arch worn inside the shoe, will remedy conscions that her face is set ing stockings be sure to have them long enough this and give instant relief from the pain in the in lines of angufsh which and wide enough across the toes. A Ught OF jeg. The arch of the foot is likely to flatten when have a most reprehensible short stocking will deform the toes by cramping wearing badly-made shoes, those that offer no habit of “staying put” and growing into premature them as quickly as a badly-mnde shoe. Clean support to the instep. wrinkles, stockings should be put on every day. They can, Great care should be given to the nails of the The first aid to wrinkles and a cross disposition| easily be washed out every eae ant tp Bee Faerie NREL Oe Co given by attending to one's feet. | weather this matter of fresh stockings 1s this subject, but I remembler seeing a superbly- Some brave women of the English aristocracy! lutely imperative. Often the unpleasant odor of gowned and groomed woman remove the shoe have adopted sandals which they wear both at, perspiring feet is due to the soiled condition of and stocking from her foot, which she had sprain- to match their frocks, ang these ladies have the) For tired and perspiring feet nothing !s better it wasn’t. As long as things like that can hap- most delightful tempers, and incidentally perfect! than a long bath in hot water ang soda. Soak the pen, one is willing to go on preaching cleanliness feet. We are not democratic enough over here to feet tor twenty minutes at least. Sea salt can be| unto one’s dying day. The Second Avenue Rubies B ey By Ernest De Lancey Pierson. “My turn comes now. To-morrow, if they think ut is Cl s one a policeman | s Cd A rd SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. Two men strode into the room, Dick Fenton, while carrying Mrs, Reyb $90,000 ruby | in ‘orm, who took up his stand at the door as | coming back to have another look about the piace, | Recklace back to the joweller's after a is drugaed. 1% to guard the exit, and the other, a lean, bright-|they will find It deserted. To-night I will return 2 the rubles disappear. Alice fu his fiancee, 1 in elvilan garb, who cast a sharp glance | with a carriage and our uncomfortable charge will eyed soon be where he can trouble us no longer.” about the place and {ts occupants. ad Ho a goes in search of him. She goes first to Mrs. Reyburn. While ther sees a man'e face peering in at tie window. 8 much BOT Dre. coeatns) (2: Pecoeniae tue) ive) (ok “What you wish, gentlemen? asked Ohet-| He walked toward the door, when Jebbs stepped Alice sens: the or in @ crowd and follons | wood, biandly, for by this time he had recovered | forward in his way. | y Mrs. ‘Heypurn zome of hi urance. | “And when might I expect to get my share?” ho purer he “Tam a detec! detailed with this policeman to | asked firmly, wi examine these premises,” eyeing Ghetwood. Then) ‘To-morrow, when this matter !s safely disposed ee he advanced to the fireplace and stared at Jebbs, a of. You don't want to run the risk of rulning Ht “e eeding which did not disconcert that worthy In| everything. Such valuable stones cannot be disposed the least, for he never lost a puff on his plpe, and of offhand in a moment, and just wien there 1s |tooked, if anything, mighty bored. such a hue and ery about their loss, We must be ‘Well, mister, you'li be able to tell ‘em that you sure of finding the best market before we @0 ahead.” seen me.” he said, as he blew a puff of smoke in, He went out, leaving Jebbs rubbing his nose| the detective's face. | thoughtfully In the middle of the room. “None of your chaff,” growled the other; then,| “Does he mean to play me a trick? turning to Chetwood, “You don't look as ff you thought so I'd blow the whole game, do that I must know where the stones are hid. To and ai CHAPTER VI. fT “In the Name of the Law!” If T ony Ah! but to rT; ELL, what do you say now?’ exclalmed lived in this hole.” a W the younger man when he had done tell- “No, he's only a doctor come to pay a profess:onal find that out I must follow ‘him. ing of his visit to Meadowhurst visit,” sald Jebbs, He picked up his hat, pulled it down over his eyes “T'l tell yo later on, when we seo how things| “Anybody else on this floor?” and then left the room, locking {t behind him and come out,” replied Jets, “I won't i sorry, Te moved in the direction of the Goor near the started after Chetwood. | windows Dr. Rowsby was trying to soothe his Amazonian Chetwood cast an anxious look toward his compan-| wife's temper. The effort was not a success, He jon, but Jebus seemed to be carcless what happened. | pleaded humbly, in honeyed accents: when nve gets rid of him," jerking his th the direction of a close¢ door near the “I been mortal feared some of ¢ folks down stairs would have given the police the tlp about It was only when the detective had his hand on| “air Regamond, you are angry again, and Iet mw secin’ us come here early this mornin’ with @, the doorknob that he rose up to say tell you that it does not contribute to your good looks young man atween us.’ | ‘3 a colored man in the next room asleep, !to let your angry passions rise.” “Pool! They are not the kind to bother tham- told yo before af ye'd took the) “you have more ways of bein’ @ fool than any one selves about what je a frequent occurrence. ‘lwo nt the room to him andy ever met,” she said with an angry sniff. ‘What bringing a tpay companion home would not ow, 80 I wouldn't have ye disturb \oy ever brought that ent inlo the house for 1s more jSartle our nelghbors," want to take the consequences, It than 1 can make out. What {f the other should find im ihe doctor came to see perfessionally.”’ mit you worry about that, old scarecrow,” ne detective, “We'll take the consequences there'll be some comtn' to you before we Mebbe but as there is a reward offered for recovery of the neckiac (here he fishes rout from under Ms ch nd tossed tt to h a in ee cut about ft when he comes to-night? Then tt woud bo all up with us and the money you expect to make.’ “Oh, there is no reason why he should discover any- the and nate oh aa te “ Hie h a 1 a igh." thing, or that there Is any one else in the house but and us 80 nea e place wh the acclde : ” ves," or, jauntily, ‘Phe more Chetwood picked up the paper, and there, sure by a sr window high up in the wall, Cisetwood, | © + : re an enough, was & startling article concerning the rob- who was too nervous to say in the room without, Aires Oras eee Te A wal bey, {Ilustrated, with a view of the Reyburn house, peered in close behind the detective as the latter ad- wit more, even if we have had a certain windfall, it would have been tlying in the face of Providence to have turned ler out when she ‘had forty odd dol-| Fi lars in her pocket.” | eovttously, leaned his “cL guess it ain't so much the money that fetohed he young thing's face,” grumbled Mrs, “Now, understand, Jim, that I ain't goin’ At) a eat in one corner, where a man lay coy with quilts up to the throat, so that only his *k fuce was exposed, detective approached head down as though to hear If the other was breath- | tng, and then, haying Mt a match, looked down at YOU as # the silent face on the bed. Rowsb; Mighty heavy sleep," he grumbled, as he blew out t2 have you interduce young women fnto this house mateh and left the room. “And there Ia no one (0 malo love to, I had enough o! that sort of busl- mm this floor? ness, and I won't stand for it.” \woon, though ye might take a squint, ‘What @ Jealous old dear you are," he murmured, y."" croaked Mr, Jebbs, as he sucked and going over to her side lald bis hand caressingly on his pipe. on the course black hair, "As if Helen of Troy could looked ax if {t would have gtven him wean me from my own fair Rosamond?” to twist the solemn smoker's long “I suppose you're talkin’ of that last good-looktn’ uttered some uncomplimentary|patient you had. Come from Troy, ald wae? Well, ry hs breath she looked lke one 0° them collar and factory until ther steps could no longer be! girls, Oh, I'd ike to scratch her eyes ou the stairs. and then stuck his pipe in bis) “You don't understand me, my dear, I wae simply ed Mis hat In the afr and executed @/ peferring to the Immortal Helen, the queen of beauty, e "Phe face that launched @ thousand ships, and barned| takes one the topless towers of lum!’ aa the poet saya,” wares .o! heir breed" he “Well, when you're talkin’ to me, Just leave poetry) alone,’ grumbled the lady. “Certainly, my dear Rosamond, but how can a man| of fooling not drop into poetry when he appreviates charming wife like you?’ 1 don't want you dancin’ fandangoes about tho) place when he comes to-night, My, 4f It wasn't for] me we wouldn't have a roof over our heads, ‘Phils cash that 4s promised us ain't gotn’ to held out for- ever.” | “Well, Tmean to make it last a long time, I'm aot going to let our Lenefactor get off so onsy as he cal-| oulates.”” | ne ‘ nt ag a portrait of ye and a view of the street where the ac curred, Further on was the offer of #0 cred by Benjamin Sutphen for the the Jowels and vhe apprehension of the was tis last vat drew a@ frown over C "Ah, T thought that would Jar ye," sald Jébbs with a chuckle, “That reward will sharpen every body's wis, and from the looks of the folks In this house U'll bet they would sell their faihers ind mothers for a tenth of thar sum tunis py'd done a smart bargain.” “And 1 dare an 1d sel me Just ity A chance, Ginger to yourself ond up the Mtatively The officer great you ™ as cheap ma aa d the pleasure s com only oft on id Chetwood kne " hat he sald feo to manage thom fellows, and all exclaimed, tossing his hat again in ings an to reat aid manage 1t? Was that man=the diamond merchant's clerk usked Chet wood. for a colored gent, eh? Well, it waa but mighty easy for me On, - y in the MuijesticeMastodonie-Mega- um minstrela owo years for nothin’, © like wa flash when T see him lay there asleep snd a Vit of burnt eork did the rest.’ Well, you are not go stupid as you Look," ree v 1 marked netwood, “I wae certainly deceived my- “The 5 ve have a self. Well, we have come out of that JavesMyution ne meutf iT f without victorious,” "You can in” paid Chetwood, @# he fung| “And @ lot you had to do with Jt,” grumbled | boded ile good \o door open, \in 190i ee rae r . iain vung mt you up the states ready ramping us Pap Ant," eame to Chetwoed, (Zo Be Convayed.) | fully twenty-five feet from the spot at) By Roy L. McCardell. 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Andrew Carnegie.....Subscription $500,000 - Bound in Plaid. NDREW OARNEGIE doesn't believe in dead giveaways, He parts with his while alive, preferring the deed to the will, Is the author of “I Got Mine.” Makes an oatmeal of porridge. Thinks Scotch pipers are bound to make @ noise in the world. Has a place in Scot- land where real estate {s dear and is called “the High- Jands” in consequence, Every summer he ckidoos to Skibo, Lew Dockstader......Subscription $1,500......Bound to Please. RIGINAL of Tom Moore's famous lines: The minstrel boy on the road has gone, With the burnt cork bunch you'll find him, His song and dance pants he hath girded on And his banjo's slung behind him. Founded the Old Jokes’ Home fn 1492 and discovered America a few years later, Knows why the chicken crossed the road, and his answer to what is a door when it's ajar is ‘the jamb." Which {fs considered neat. Makes a show of himself continually, but will answer all proper questions, Is fond of play- ing both ends against the middle; also a tambourine. Chauncey M, Depew... Subscription $20,000...Bound for America, HAUNCEY MITCHELL DEPEW is a great story-teller, If you do not believe it ask Paul Morton. Is a peach of the clingstone variety. Likes to be pafd to give ad- vice. Was a boy in Peekskill and always remembers it after dinner, Says life and life insurance is a joke, Represents the New York Central's sense of humor in the United States Senate. Pronounces his name “Chancey Now we know why. Platt... Subscription $000,000,000. ... Bound in political scalps. HOMAS COLLIER PLATT is always willing to be frank when expressing anything. This is because he has an express company to frank over. Is fond of Benjamin B. Odell, jr., but can restrain himself. Me has a good address, 49 Broadway. His summer home overlooka FE, H. Harriman’s, but he can’t overlook Harriman. Says he would play politics different if he had things and leaders to do over again. Is interested in grafting TC ‘peaches, especially one peach that grafted, Does not buy his groceries in Newburg, keeps every promise he makes, but doesn't make any if he can help it. Not of a retiring disposition. A Mere Bagatelle Like $685,000 Doesn’t Bother a Bank Examiner “+ By Martin Green. SEE,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that they can’t find any trace of the $685,000 that was shuffled back and forth between the Equitable Life and the Mercantile Trust Company.” “What do we care?” asked the Man Higher Up, “Who are the pikers that want to know about that $685,000? Such a trifling sum as that didn’t bother the people who tin-canned the Equitable, It was small change! “Ov course the loan was on the books of the trust company for five or six years, according to the testimony of the President, but the State Bank Examiners didn't seo it, If they had they probably would have been fired for incompetency, Did you ever know a State Bank Examiner to find out that a bank was on the blink until after it had exploded and left the de- positors running in circles and lamenting for thelr vanished hoard? Maybe it is because the bankers fool the examiners, “From the rumors floating around Wall street {t would appear that every time the bank examiner telephoned to the Merchants’ Trust Co. that he would be around to examine the books at 11.32 A. M. they gave that $685,000 note to an office boy and told him to run around the block with it, Persons of a cynical turn of mind familiar with banking and trust company methods say that such a proceeding would be strictly legitimate so long as nobody on the outside got wise to it. Not being bankens, you and I naturally gasp a few times when we hear of such things and feverishly rush to our javings bank to see If it has been moved, “Look at the marvellous resources of our financial district, Here is a note for $685,000 that only a few people know about. Suddenly everybody knows about it. Then the note is paid by two men, one of whom is out of town, and there isn't a trace of a check, or a bundle of cash, or a basketful of diamonds, or anything else to show how the note was taken up, All it takes to make up $685,000 1s the combined annual premiums of about 2,500 holders of $5,000 policies,” “I suppose it’s none of our business, anyhow.” remarked the Cigar Store Man, “You wouldn't have to go farther than the Equitable Building to find lot of people who think so," replied the Man Higher Up. Two Clever Match Puzzles. Hd. Orst trick requires ten matches, whioh must be laid out as shown in I figure 1. The problem 16: How caw they be arranged into pains, taking each of five matebes in turn across two others? Number the matches from left to right in your mind and then rolve ay followa: 4 10 1, 6 to 9 § to 8, 10 to 7 and 2 \to & Now for the second trick, Take two of tie matches away, leaving elght, and proceed to form them so they will make four might angled | And there was a gloam in his bloodshot eyes that) triangles and two squares, The smaller square should be mado first by four matches, a# shown in re % and then tho remaining four matehes added aaked ser ‘ ‘ » ‘

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