The evening world. Newspaper, June 28, 1905, Page 12

Dy the Freas Publishing Company, No, 68 to 63 Park Now, Ney Yorks | at the Post-Omce at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, NO. WHILE MURPHY IS ON VACAT * — Mayor McClellan announces his intention to continue his pursuit of Pheaper gas. Mr. Charles F, Murphy has gone to Long Island for the gun er, and in an interview there Mr. Murphy says that he will leave t York politics alone until the fall and will spend the summer fishing, g and trying to break into Long Island society under the auspices Judge Wauhope Lynn. ; f Mr. Murphy’s, vacation there are many excellent things which © Corporation Counsel Delany to oust the Consolidated Gas Company ) from its exercise of expired franchises and forfeited contracts and permits. _ He can summarily break up the monopoly of the gas and electricity trust “by taking back to the city that which belongs to the city. 4 Mayor McClellan can either compel Commissioner Oakley to reduce the water waste or appoint some competent engineer at the head of the | Water Department and stop the leaks in the pipes and provide safeguards against street floods, | t: He can take the Police Department in hand and at least make the _ effort to compel every policeman to do police duty, instead of specializing police functions until the proper purposes of the department vanish in the | creation of sub-departments and bureaus. | Or, what would be more to the point, Mayor McClellan could write _ to Mr. Murphy, P. O. address Good Ground, L, I: **New York Is big- - ger than Philadelphia-and so is its Mayor, You are my boss mo longer. I discharge you." FORMER MESSENGER BOYS. Fr Messenger boys, cheer up. A society of former messenger boys hhas been formed in Denver. A general railway agent, who began life as a messenger boy, has issued the call. W, C. Black, a postal telegraph flocal superintendent, and Belvidere Brooks, General Superintendent of the Western Union, both former messenger boys, have joined in a pre- liminary organization. Among the former messenger boys qualified for present member- ship are Sir William Van Horne, President of the Canadian Pacific; Col. | R. C, Clowry, President of the Western Union; W. C. Brown, Vice-) President of the New York Central; President Winchell, of the Rock Island; Marvin Hughitt, President of the Chicago and Northwestern, and ‘Andrew Carnegie, who was a messenger and then a telegraph operator | before going in the iron and steel business, | With Peekskill turning out the Depew spoons and Newburg exhibiting | @ souvenir Odell platter, Albany should devise some suitable kind of | chinaware to commemorate David B, Hill. A soup dish might answer, Inspector Titus arrested a sneak thief who sought to get aw th) the Inspector's civilian clothes, These Western crooks deserve punish- ment for their ignorance of New York's criminal etiquette. Staten Island's volunteer fire companies are soon to give way to a paid fire department. Still vamps are proverbially long-lived, and their | memories will continue for many years to come, “Mr, Paul Morton manifests discriminating discernment in his selec: | tion of Equitable special counsel, Messrs, Fox and MacFarlane are no strangers to Thomas F, Ryan and his corporations. The firemen and the surgeons are ready for the Fourth, Letters sf. From the SYNOPSIS OF PRE! People TERS. uberintendent at exhibits the Belgrade 8 of fabulous value) to | Rother'a Jewelry diamond (two Jew Amy Clare, hin fiance. Charles, Beckwith, | a ous detective, for whom Amy a8 stenographer, and Mme. Delorm o's President, are (ey -| fi scene Hatronds \ tolen and Rex Rad Answers to Questions si. shy ert that, Sime, Dee weft, e goes to minim, A Welrd Lot of Pe ‘To the Editor ot The Evening Word ‘There are few in this world who are oth truthful and hon Perhaps one may find one of every thousand who Ss upright; but in my opinion iv pretty hard to sclect the one, Decelt and dis- honesty seem to be a part of modern Dusiness and finance. Don't readers} asked, angrily, “How dare you intrude ‘agree with my general idea of this? on mie lier thie! : G F. $1 want the Belgrade alamondn,” re: | piled Amy, with a simplicity and direct. ness more forceful than an outburst of | rage, ‘the two diamonds you stole from Rother's yesterday, Give them tone at on f CHAPTER IV. Behind Prison Bars, HE South American was the first | to break the tense silence, | I “What do you want here?’ sho The Interest Problem, fo the Editor of The Evening World: In anewer to "B, H's" inquiry "If a man places $2 a week in bank for ‘twenty years what will ho haye at the end of that time, including compound <dnterest?” I wish to inform him that Jat the end of twenty years he would have exactly $3,142.44 In the bank, figur- Sng at the usual rate of 4 per cent, He fwould have deposited $2,080 and added thereon $1,062.44 in compound Interest. Anasmuch as interest Js not allowed on Meponits less than $5, he would have to put $2 away weekly for six months and then have $52, which would bear inter- est of $1.04 at the end of the next sv weeding six months. JOHN BOYCE, EB. J, M.—At an evening wedding the ridegroom ond best man should wear a dreas sult and white walatcoat, white gloves and white tle C.—To become a member of the So- ‘elety for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals pply to the Society's head- "quarters, ‘Nwenty-aixth street and Mad- faon avenue. Boston Criticiaes Gotham, fo the Hdltor of The Dvening World: Why should the theatres In this big ‘city of yours be closed in the summer? Mo excuse given ts that people are out of town. But only one person in twenty ts out of town all summer. Yet we who ive them to you?’ echoed Mme. De- lorme, and Amy noticed she placed a strange emphasia on the pl pro- noun, "You are mad!” “Iam quite sane, ‘The two Belgrade diamonds were stolen vesterday from thelr case, and ‘imitation stones sub- | ptituted, Rex Venner is in the ‘Tombs | Prison charged with the theft.” Mme, Delorme's flushed cheek paled | And she winced as though struck “Mr, Venner arrested!" she repeated hoarsely, “you're joking! It 18 impos- sible, He surely could not have taken the diamond,” “I sald the diamonds, not the dia-| mond," Interrupted Amy. ‘They were both stolen, as you well know, And I) must ask you to restore them to me| at once, If you do not I shall call in the police."* Mme, Delorme laughed momentary panic was gone, “Call the police by all means,” she} suggested, “and explain to them your! own breach of the law in entering my house. Then let them get a search war- rant if they can, Yyu little sdlot! You have no evidence against me!" Ughtly, Her aro elnytng here must cither go to root} “I saw you with the diamonds tn arden vaudeville or else stay at home,} YOUr hand when I came in here. At “why can't New York support good$ least,” she corrected herself, “I saw you holding something up to the light, The back of your hand hid !{t, but T know what It was, Give me the dia- monda, 1 entreat you, madame! You cannot be wieked enough to send Rex Venner to prison for years and to ruin his whole life on an unjust charge! You cannot, 1 am sure. What has he ever done to merit such treatment at rour hands?"' plays, in cool theatres, all summer Just @s well aa my own city of Boston can? Ie there any real reason, readers? Many others think as I do on this sub- Boct. Even if all the theatres could not _teke money, why could not halt of them stay open and give good plays? ately there would be enough patrons upport half the theatres. In San ° and fevers! other cities this jayor McClellan can do besides working for cheaper gas, He can direct | ! resolutel Home Madaozine, ALKING slowly up the avenuo on a spring Su Wednesdaz _ The Sin of Imitation. “< By Clara Morris. Ins a4 “ , 1 W day morning, n particularly the crow Ra 1 a) Verge young poople hurrying from the sido streots to alah f behind Eaten * add their numbers to the steadily moving multitude, | oF terpcp them * | and though after more than one heavy siga had risen trom my | of the acrail | j heart 1 found myself whispering "One could al | jmita Of ups | ecnmetio an most wish for a revival of the well-meaning old tigg— NEW Nits ata sumptuary laws that strove to prevent all mad ex: the eye> lthrouen fag travagance of expenditure; to restrain the poor from) blown brows | had 1 counterfeiting the luxuries of the rich, permitting | glass and of | thingT cray only those of certain fixed Incomes to wear gold pearls j faintly quanta Of go chains, velvets, furs, &e.;" at all events I thought it and the con: Instinct 1 Would prevent this horrible reign of terror of the Rhine temps | dominate thi [imitation—the blown glass pearls, the “near” silk, the stone tuous | be gulded to “near seal and the rhinestone epidemic, \epi- glan- here elle And right there two young girls cut sn before me | demic.” CLARA MORRIS. ces!” and walked a block's length. Two girls, young and own girlish desires. . distinctly pretty as to complexion and feature, but as| shabby credibly hoes up to their showy hats, loaded with In- volored flowers and frult, they were one masa of cheap imitation; one wearing no less than three dis- colored, bent and broken rhinestone combs in her hair, thus calling attention to its sadly neglected con- dition, They left behind them a trail of uplifted eyebrows, of faintly contemptuous glances and now and then a | } tty: passionate desire to adorn | condemnation fs as useless as | the springtime of life with eraving for ornament 18 a prin lance from uncounted generat gelyiw to | breast, throat curvings and wi | preened and plumed themsely of thelr mates; and oh! but with chill reason, to fight dow spontaneous impulse! doldly challenging smile from some young idiot who misread the meaning of the cheap finery; and the Girls blushed and dridled and looked down, miatalcing | in their turn the meaning of those smiles, for they were working girls and honest beyond a doubt. Only the poor things in trying to create a false {m= pression had produced a worse one than they meant, No, not the amile contemptuous! at seventeen by the acid of u Why, I can still see i.c fine Do not curl the lip at them, because back of this| Cold not have paid for, Dov evident bad taste there lies something that wrings nate knowledge, without tryin, the heart of every woman who can remember Those poor ehildren of the shops and factories are ty their garments @ sore grief to the eye, ‘From thelr filed to the lips with youth—strong, imperious, despotic Do I not know—do I not carry on my own heart to this very day faint, yet clear, the scar bitten there leghorn hat; the soft, curling whl great ostrich feather, that six montus' wage of mine a new triumph would ensue for the fortunate ones, to heart and and neckwea youth, Their craving for pleasure 1s only equalled by that they drew attention to the lusproua locks, the Prowning Blowing com, ward of care themselye {tis unjust; for this ts mal instinet, an inherit. Jons of young mothers the moment a ent woman of I! ng trem) lings the binds) yea to the bewHehing Whether tha it is ha | n ingtinet ters of Amer! ngrateful desire, flexibility | make the sir of that broad) strong unwri ess of the one ably tempted was I by) for with swi the sheer beauty of the thing itself and by the In-| and whites and grays would become chasie clegance— never severity—and her wearing of them graciously ing from the soft shadow of the drooping brim, black«| natural, never a pose, Oh, thar Lt might bet gs or telling, that, look- |the pink of cheek and lip in the full sunlight would the beauty that tempted mo, oO thought tonishing powers of adaptation, as was proved In that vory walk, when I had pointed out to me as young workingwomen three charming gitls who wen: a joy ple to severity, but such accessories as boots, gloves ‘ man on the avenue would not have looked incongru- thom, and the hungry ous or out of place had accident stationed him for were copying to the best of thelr ability—I was not who had in girlhood plaited, curled and decked them- | surprised to hear—a certain lovely and very dignified Innocent alluring, just as with irtd Undoubtedly, the wealthy are imitated by the poor, armed only | pends greatly upon the fclly or good sense of the nature's OWN young Imitator, But how much easler {f the petted wives and daugh- adopt the sr Not only would such mode Evening _Juneo | 2 pla} i) eyes would seem more lustrous, while side monit always Ww ha flaming sword guarded 4 simple sum in mental Asivered the purpose perfectly and drove th niy craving fleree within me; and alb) pet, tptiited and disjointed, because eeen | nifying tears of bitter renumelation, Yet of some cheap imitation of the| ed=why? Because I was under the in-/ od example, and that ix all that can be for these young daughters of labor. too strong; one cannot exterminate, even s craving for ornamentation, but tt can @ safer, more attractive expression, are quick, very {mitative, and with as- reason was no angel wh eye, Their well-carrled gowns were sim- 1 were so wholly what they should be plexiona that were the undoubted re-/ ful, regular grooming. ‘The best-dressed nt the side of any one of them, And they heat social standing. t imitation is ludicrous or beneficlal de- joan wealth, with frieidly impulse, should ande dame custom of other lanus and mplicity of Sunday dressing one of the tten laws of fashion, be good to copy, but ft adaptability her well-cut, eoft blacks A Boy’s Chances in Life. # MAT do you think of tho young man's chances in your store to-day ‘This question was asked of four different men who, us heads ot | “OW Iry honse grocery house . lesman, stores in four Ines and of four alzes, ara ina position to know sust | j,4)¢ Must be borpe in mind. howey v various jInes, what the answer to the question should be. Here are the answers condensed | 6 beginner, of course, will be ult and welded Into one: ‘Just as good, I think, as the young man’s chance in an! tha beginner must be content with office, The big positions are there tu be won, ‘Mhey are always filled from the | BIN humbly to learn the business of a st Right at the start is where the maforit; ranks of the man in the t 2 Ane Naa Biciay AUTEUR Neiman, | make thelr bls mistake, refuse to ‘The writer has been both store employes and office clerk, Of the two the | ofa profession or trade oflcs work paid more, but tt was the more narrow—the least developing—of the | {n a half-hearted maun q thehy own narrow domain, two. ‘Nhe low pay that prevails among the majority of stores js the great draw back to the desirability of a career In a store, says Junas Howard in the Chicago! ‘Tribune, Tf an inexperienced appiicant in one of the large departrient stores {s offered a position at more than $7 a week he can consider himeelf fortunate hie Will prevail In most stores of any siz>, for it is calculated that an Inexper! we jst 1 tan) min 4s not worth mich, Yet her: {3 the pay received by men in Chicago In dif- nt fer lines, according to themae orting goods wall-paper house Salesman hatter reine 3 pnd thelr employ rtment) department sI'B: store. Le oul be $18 SEE," sald the Cigar Store Man, “ that a Brook. | ome lyn Police Court Magistrate has ordered a citt- | ire nol the whole cheese zen to Kiks his wife every day, take ner to | fore them on charges preterr : cop have something coming t Coney Island once a week and present her with BoU- | are al) yight until they get quets of flowers.”* rn "Oh, very well’ replied the Man Higher Up, "You | a case of stage fright. can look for almost any Kind of wisdom from a New| “Of course, a police court Is 1 york Police Court Magistrate, He 1s the only judge | the Magistrates get good sult of our courts who isn't held down iby any considera- | ang on to their Jobs has got tions of law, evidence or the constitutional rignt of the pling a piece of slippery elm free and Independent citizen of America to conduct his | man or woman has been arre. private affairs to suit himself so long as he doesn't hurt | into court on a summons apy anybody. | trate a cense to put them on nd t “You love him!" she cried, impulsive of two dueilists, ch ty, taking another step toward the! It wag the South American whose eyes | of South American, "You love Rex Ven- | were first lowered. {an fer! To not deny It! You love him! “Haye your way!" she muttered, | loo And yec you send him to prison.” Mme fer hands and her regal figure shook | entered, “Ll will not descend to physl- with an overwhelming emotion, But In cal violence. If you Insist an instant she Was herself again, “Ant nd you she retorted fiercely;! Amy Clare recoiled a step and stood! “what is he to you that you plead to| gazing at the black muzzle of a tiny | me in his behalf? What 1s Rex Venner |revolver which Mme, Delorme had) to you? | Whipped out of the desk drawer under “He has asked me to marry him, As | Pretenge of reaching for the diamonds, moving toward the eseritoire at which) sh Delorme's face was buried in|she had heen sitting when Amy had/ lr ale pi ha Crushed In sp of utter defeat, "Give them up, clear his name and 5 a? him marry you? Why, even if I had stolen the stones, would I be likely to . + Stung by the sense Amy Clare mado her | f our Magistrates appe. ed by an ordinary saueried | oks, 18 prove to Unk that ‘re manager's ¢ learning it while he was ¢ no for him to learn tt aft dlr got there by taki’ How long before the cleris will e ice his first promotion will depend ¢n- ely upon hin He may be a salesman for tiree or four years, ‘Then, if fe the right man jn the right place, he will find that there are plenty of Jor places where n good man can be used to advantage fn a store bestdes Mn the counter, As he e that they | gned be hat py » fraxale in co! em but abuse, Officers | le, Jde the police court and not a pleasant place, but ¥. would Incite wher | way they | rous plaster resem- The mere fact that a sted or has beon taken | ears to give the Magis- | the pan, | gets an ome aries and the a Store Man, “nay The Flower of the Tombs. € iil struck to the girl's heart at sight that vaee gray structure, high of wall 4 barred of wind The ridiculous- ring little gangway above the street e readily ized as the famous idge of s; that via Dolorosa B which white-faced, wan-eyed isoners go to the criminal courts, brains afire with suspense, and wiiloh they return on leaden feet bluck deepair or on the wings of I wonder this whole Nn there {3 an 8 known so many and such te soon as he js freed of this lying charge | “You sce,!’ sneered the South Amerl-| motions of doubt, hope, fear, despera- Iam to be his wife.” can, “that you were foolish to measure ton and anguish as those few yarda of "Tt is not true!’ exclaimed Mme, De- |Your wits against mine. If you do) glass and iron known to the sentimental |torme flercely, ‘It can't be true! What |NOt at once leave this house I solemnly | a8 the B of Sighs! vould a mun like Rex Venner see to love | Aectare that I shall shoot you dead. I) ‘The Chief's note secured Amy ready ina pale, stupid working girl Uke you?’ {CaM Prove you forced vay Into Admittance to the Tombs and further “It ds true,’ relterated Amy, and the | ™Y boudolr and attacked me and that Precured her respectful and courteous South American saw she spoke the |! shot In self-defense, Now go! And) {Teatment from every attendant th truth; "and now for his sake I beg you \TeMt Ausured that even if T could ao), AmY Clare, Mke most atker women, to give up the diamonds you uayo |? 1 Would never set Rex Venner free had read various dire accounts of the stolen —— that he might become your husbana,” | {!terivr aspect and horrors of prisons, je wis therefore prepared to see es of corridors and dun- to hear on every hand the ee of chalns and the heartbroken Festore then when ther restoration | nae (On the Journey to the) moans of wretched captives, fa 7 | Tombs 5) oppe' a bo 1 " iy wives Rex to you Neate ee ig is ang ught from a} » he Place she entered "No,"" admitted Amy, “You are not | yy nder a ble cluster of red roses, isl and scrupulously He gor ee WORTRE fa ae. arab | With these and with her letter from barrier, she found DMREV ABR TRAR Ieee wow y anos ihe Chet she presented herself at the herself at a desk over which hung a Yorker vou might. ue Spaniards wi Centr Steet entrance of the great | placard giving statisties of Houth Americans doutless regard such |?" *0" Pie. MAINAT GH FONUSIHSE HANG Wee self-sacrifice as folly, Amy had never before been In that | door labelled “Counsel Room. Yet," she added, vu haye the diamonds and you shall give them up, even it I haye to take them from you by force.” [bulle of the Crim 1 Courts Building | ran Sho advanced with a cool determina | connecting It with the gray. castle-like | wa tion upon her opponent, ‘Thelr glances | edifice across the way, met and clashed lke the sword blades | \ Light lgnorant as she Was of the place, a tain severe comfort scemed to dominate section of the city, and she pansed for| An clevator took her to an upper & moment to look up at the huge red | floor, Here, Wer on tler, iks of numbered cells, were the The pervad- {and at the queet Ittle over-street bridge jing color was yellow, The bars, tler- is and doors were of this hue, and cleanliness and even a cer- By Jonas Howard, Still this ia not an excessive average for ood store salesmen, nd mating no effort toward lourning anything outside Many a clerk, after ho has sold goods for a few! awing xmall pa “The day js coming when some citizen whose tace a Magistrate doesn't Happen to like and is roasted to a ed jurist on the bugle, the citizen will be something flerce, but he will be en- n they begin to make the Czar of Russia look ke | titled to a martyr medal if he convinces certain Ma | trates that they cannot use language on the bench t 18 thot these are all experienced men In smpetent to sell many lines, So week to start with, and must bes ore, just as if he wero mastering a trade, su mon Who begin work tn stores coneld the work of @ store in the Ilght eling one kind of goods he could yun the store with one hand and play | golf with the other without being at all worried. But the man who Is In the ously anid There ts no r the b in a minor Fosition, to tho chatr, ses his pay will grow proportionately larger and his opportunities for showing the Kind of stuff that is in him will Increase, | |The Man Who Had to Kiss His Wife.---By Martin Green. uurt Wii climb over the bench and goak the Of course, the fMnish of hat assault In the trst degree if used eise- Ss a Hound’s Tooth!” ‘*Clean a or, Promoted to Be Paul Jones’s Pallbearer. Showing How You Can Be All Wrong in the Asphalt and All Right in the Concrete—And the Various’ Venezuelan Variations of Paving and Politics —And that It Was Horrid in Herbert to. Snitch, and if You Only Die at the Right Time You Will Be Celebrated and the Royal Arcanum Can't Triple Your Assessmenis, By Roy L. McCardell. Author of “JiuJitsued by Jack the Bear; or, tho Throttling of Theodore Throckmorton;” “Beautiful Snow” and “The 8Ix Best Selling 312s of the Week,” Chapter I. “Everybody around mo must he clean as a hound's tooth!" As President Roosevelt spoke he said the words, He then ordered another Rough Rider reunion, but, alas! the Rough Riders were all in different jails. Chapter II, Gertie Dunn and Lew Dockstader have been cut out of the moving ple ture and everything is at a standstill, Chapter III. “Hello Bill!” These words were spoken in a letter from Handsome Herbert Bowen to William ‘Taft, Secretary of War and a nice big fat man, ; Handsome Herbert Bowen used to go to college with Bill Taft, then both have grown six feet tall, Herbert js that altitude,standing up and Taft is that tall lying down, Some others have been doing tall lying as well. Who? Diplomacy! Liplomacy! Chapter IV. “And what does Bowen say about Loomis?” “He says he played Jimmie Hyde with American asphalt concesefons in Venezuela, and Richard Harding Davis confirms it." Chapter V. Fifteen minutes have passed away. “Bowen has been bounced and Loomis has been appointed Paul Jones's pallbearer, Loomis doesn't like it. He says he {s up against a dead one, There was some talk in Venezuela of a ten-thousand-dollar check from an asphalt company. In this Paul Jones business there !s only a couple of hundred bones, Chapter VI. But how can you keep as clean as a hound’s tooth in handling asphalt! Answer: By wearing Congresaman Littauer's gauntlets, Get the dog: skin variety, What fs the first lesson in diplomacy? Answer: Have clean hands and never eay “Hello Bill!” to the minis squeeze’s understudy, Besides, you never need take a dollar wrongfully in’ Venezuela. big pocket-plcce down there {s @ bolivar, Who is Patsey Bolivar? Answer: Handsome Herbert Bowen, L’Envoi. Johannes Woch never married again, and for years afterward {t war known that Chauncey Depew had tofled for a mere pittance of $20,000 1 year to see that the policy-holders held their policy while the fellowa i our set held the dough-bag. Th NT WO VARIETIES. A GOOD SIMILE, “Haye vou been pinched lately?” asked the Cigar) of amateurish singers uspiciousiy, | i answered the Man Higher Up, ‘but 1 sympataize with a man whose wife goes Into court and © compelling him to Kiss her." + everything, Amy glanced the cells as she followed |along the circular corridor, She estl- | mated the cell's dimensions, roughly, at G by 8 feet, It was fitted up with 4 chain-suspended cot, and was suffl- into one of her guide furtively clently, if simply, furnished, An elec- | tric light burned In one corner, On the cot reclined a man comfortably read- ing. "Ain't much Hke the usual idea of a prison, Is miss?" asked the turnkey, ollowing glance, "You see the ‘Yombs 1s only a sort of house of de- tention, ‘The prisoners here get three good meals a day, all the books and papers they want to read, and plenty of exere! We've got Protestant and Catholic chapels, We only keep folks ore that are waitin’ trial, Ita as com- fortable ag hall-bedroom life, anyhow. Here's your friend's cell, mi: By to 66 you In the Counsel Room or at the foot of the stairs, but the Chief sent us a pretty strong note about you, so I guess we'll have to let you take lberties most visitors can't have, Here you are,’ The fellow considerately turned his back and pretended to be examining the automatic lock of a nearby cell in order not to observe the mecting of the lovers, “Ba volunteered a from within the cell whi turnkey was Inspecting, “That girl's all right, I seen her as she passed along the hall with that brave, friendly look on her face and the armful of roses. I tell you she brightens up the old shop a lot.” “She's the ‘Flower of the Tombs,’ all e. hoarse volee lock the Se HE mouse gnawing the lion's him to take her to Coney Island one bonds to set him free was the old a Week, Mustration of smal? things with | ,, aii if ‘or large consequences, ‘The honora for | ,"ABed woman falls dead at a dance." | 0 thi gort of achievement must row go|ABed Only in the Osler sense, for she to the gnat which lodged In a Denver | was only fifty-five, AP aes ae chauffeur's eye and caused the upset of ald by the G iy Bale h entlow, “The! 4 @ big touring car. | y tse UA Said aon A the A Side | averige man's fense of the fitness of things has become dulled by the Incense adulation which Is being continually ‘cred up to him by the Eternal Peml- ne" and tht “A ttle wholesome leet would do him no end of good,” rouble 18 there Is no acceptable sub- Speaking of little things, a millionaire Appeared before the Board of Estimate the other day to oppose the condemna- tion of a three-Inch strip of land for| Street purposes, and a six-inch “lot’’ tn} Kast Thirty-second street, overlooked | for twonty years has delayed the trans-| fer of a large property. Real estate deals of small dimensions, indeed, but! the Inch In these instances Is worth more than the acre elsewhere. Teacher—What are the properties of hi Small Pupil—The property of heat ts to ‘eacher—Now give me an example. it Is cold the days are short. Johnny—Huh! You're afrald to fight. Jounny—How will he find it out? Tommy—He'll ace the doctor going to Mme. Delmorme's haughty face soft. ened momentarily and into her flashing olack eyes crept a softer light which Amy waa not slow to transiat BRACON BS XRDETER, \ tl 1% si s 8 Court order directing reoreant hus- band to kiss his wife once a day is mitigated by the further directions ao | of aaoh Out of the Mouths of Babes. eat and cold? expand, and of cold to contract. Small Pupil—In summer when {t Is hot the days are long; in winter when ‘Tommy—No, I ain't, but dad will ek me when 1 get home if I do, your house, Teacher—Harry, can you explain the difference between ‘ayes’ and ‘noes?! }Harry—Yes, ma'am, You see with your eyes and amell with your nose, 4 stitute. fegarding the “Incense of adulation,” however, tt is noted that the supply is not so abundant as it was ‘before the s found a mission other than matrimony, * eo Every precaution now to ayold a repe- titon of the Mentor disaster, That 4 the open switch Is closed after the a cldent. And every railway manager in the land read about the stolen horse and the locked stable door In his school reader and knew just what the appll- cation was. Speaker Cannon loses foot race to a young woman. But that is not the Kind of race for which he keeps in training, Ah hex, if ‘ki Firemen's A | id ‘0 in & By Nan Patterson. right we ought to have had tim down | “Loafly saya belng married to an heiress is not a success.” "No? “No, Baya it's Just ikke working In @ bank.''—Houston Chronicle, We know two kinds—fust two, Thev're those who can't and do not And those who can't end do, —Philadelphia Press, & Beauty %~ right," assented the poetical turnkey; Ya Hints then, ashamed of his sentiment, he — ey glowered severely at his interlocutor By Margaret Hubbard Ayer and bade him be quiet, To Restore Hair’s Color. But the name “stuck,” It went through the prison in the mysterious Way that a phrase or a bit of Informa- RS, I, DI should advise you ta M go to a first-class hair-dresser 1d have vour hair “restored, an th ‘Thin will obliterate the «ray hair that after, When Amy Clare moved along the rows of cells the wom was passed froin cell to cell; mes the Flower of the nd sullen eyes forgot their enness and wicked despalring their sin ¢ eration wiule the girl remained in thelr Une of vision, Uon often does, And each day there- call ft, to the natural color. i : ch anxiety. In Jiu: she brought flowers to Rex, and$is causing you 6o muc whenever she chanced toiote a face} regard to the scrawny looking neck. at the door of any of tha sells #hos nossage and neck exercises applied ta Would detach @ rose from tie cluster tore the the creases in the neck will r round contour, If vour aleter ts able to have vibrassage she will find it vers she carted and toss it In through the bars, Small wonder that the army of prisoners, with vhought to consume and so go much Mttle Inter= eat wherewith to consume It watched beneficial. eagerly for that bri td 'y visit 0! the "Flower of the " Freckles. mb3 On her first visit Amy had told Rex Venner the result of her visit to Mme | Delorme, Like Amy, Rex was greatly moved by the news that the stolen cwels were in madame's possession, but he saw the hopelessness of proving ‘that fact. Amy could not, of course, swear that she had seen the diamonds them- selves in madame's hands: and could adduce no proof that would satisty @ court, Charlie Beckwith, had returned from his out-of-town trip, and, on learning of Tex's arrest hap expressed great sympathy and had offered to the of anv assistance in his power, But Amy fa cled she detected a c#tain lukewar hows In his profters, and. at Rex sox press command, refrained from askine Beckwith to go his ball, i “He knows nothing of me," urged Rox, “and for all I know, he may think me guilty, He would only be doing It aga favor to you. He , AMY, Yam sure of tt, I could tell by the way lho watched your slightost gesture an; ‘followed you everywhere wit) his Jeyes on that wretched day at Rother's, }on't you see. darling, T.ean't accept favorn from him when thone favorg re ranted through ‘its love for you? No Shan could. do that, No, I'll walt my trial h And from this quixotic resolve none Jof her entreaties could move him, Nor jcould .the lawyer whom ‘ recommended «et from him any material for dofense at the approach- RS, C. B.—Your little girl wit M have to wear a sunbonnet or @ shade hat when exposed to the sun If she has such a tendency to freckle, Prevention is much the best cure for little children, Buttermilk will be safer than anything stronger to cure her freckles, Mop the face with the buttermilk two or three times a day and do not wipe it off, Wesh the face fa buttermilke at night To Gain Flesh, CG, Ri There t# no, reason why M you should not increase yous ailment, * weight if you have no chronte The things to avold are worry, over-fatigue and lack of sleep, Get full nine hours’ sleep dally, and if nosstble take a nap in the afternoon, The last thing before going to bed drink @ glass of warm milk, provided it agrees with you; otherwise try kumyss, about four ounces, ‘'nke milk or kumyss between breakfast and luncheon and again be+ tween luncheon and dinner, Wat fatten- {ug food, such as cereals, votatoes and puddings, &c, Exertise much in the opsn air and practise deep breathing, | ne trha) Enel tay, omeret, sate" Az atte | Reducing the Bust, Phat something. was strongly moving BRE ta the formula for reducing Rex's mind, ; the bust; ‘The bust should be “Tf only I could get out of here for Hight with the fale Jone hour’ he sald, "ve an idea that ruboed every ; I might prevail on Mme, Delorme's } lowing ointment: Aristol, 2 grams; whilte |aenge of Justice, If not her sense Of }vageline, 30 grams; essence Of pepper Py ara Could’ Something telln mo tmnt, 10 drops, Then cover with linen cloths wet with this lotion: Alum, ? gnamy: acetate of lend, 80 gram; distilled water, 400 ihe woman's heart Is not all, wieked and that I could soften tt, If only T could esvape!” You can! hat do you mean?’ rams, “iyo thought it all out a donen bee Cover the wet clotha with olled sill, put tlre not suguest i fo YOU Fara Keep them on for twolve hours, An, ned forward, whispering} Phe trentmont wil! not show results tor |_she lean y in his Suveral weeks, but should be continuod na long os necessary, This will. not reduoe the hips, but ts for the burt. he hips ma; ediiced by ex