The evening world. Newspaper, June 27, 1905, Page 10

“Tho Evening World's Mome Magazine, Tuesday Evening, June “£7, 1905. SVOPIOIDOOHSE HHH HHOOIGOOt HFH9H SEPGEOE DID an Higher Up? By Martin Green. New Glory for the Bowery. : By J. Campbell Cory. PPODLDOY. LOOL GLOGS HDOLS HYSEHOPGGSHIOGSHHDOY GOP IGOY OHV HO9OD Th e M | SEE,” caid the Cigar Store Man, ‘ ng correspondents o: The | work or a pull makes for sui In Now York.” “With the case of James Hazen Hyde staring them in the face,” remarked the Man Higher Up, “the people who argue that hard werk counts for success in New York would appear to be in the class of the man who took a Christmas promonado in a sult of pajamas and a straw hat Who gets the coin in New York—the conscientious toiler or the man with relative on the board. of directors? “This town pays the highest and the lowest salaries in the United States. It attracts the best talent of the country and pays out more of the long green to shines, four-flushes and fronts than would settle the national debt, ‘This is especially true in tho financial and mercantile lines, where a mut can get away with the game by looking wise and conspicuously read~ ing Wall street columns of the small but sivagely respectable newspaperse “The man who has no particular genius and a small amount of gall— who poescsses a large willingness to work and makes the boss's interests, his own. interests--is sure of continual employment in New York, It Is @ cinch that he will have six days’ toll a week for his natural life, and it ts also a cinch that when he starts on his first long vacation with the ald of an undertaker lis namo {6 on the books of his respected boss for the same salary he started in with, “The immensely rich of New York are generally Persons of wide family connections, They have poor relations and the poor relations want money, But the immensely rick wou't cough up. They compromise by giving their poor relations good jobs at large salaries, “These incompetents wouldn’t know a valuable employee if a flaming figure came out of the sky and introduced him, Inyarlably they pick out the most finished slobs in the business for preferment and tho slobs make good by telling them how good they are. In the meantime the good old boys who love their boss and his business are grinding away and doing the work and waking up every morning !n a haze of amazement because they are alive.” “Sometimes,” suggested the Cigar Store Man, “a pull helps a deserving tellow up.” H - \ “Yes,” replied the Man Higher Up, “more generally it ts somebody else's pull that drags him down,” by the Press Publiching Company, No, to 63 Park Row, New Yor' lutered at the Post-OMco at New York as Second-Class M Matter, VOLUME 45... ‘NO, 18,016. WERE YOU COUNTED? m. Fifteen years ago there was a great scandal over the Federal census ch deprived New York City of two Congressmen. ‘The Federal Cen- Bureau purposely omitted the enumeration of several hundred thou ‘ ind people. This was exposed at the time, but the wrong was never | { This year the census is for State purposes. Senators and Assembly-| 3 Mien, not Congressmen, are at stake. New York should have at least ¢ he if the Legislature. Whether it gets what it is entitled to depends on $ | State census, 3 Mie Many complaints are made of people who have not been counted. | Every omission reduces that much New York’s representation, It needs ry ‘ nothing more than an intimation from their political superiors to make} @ »> ‘the enumerators repeat the omissions of 1890. 4 A SKELETON IN THE SAND. ‘ In breaking up the hulk of the General Slocum a skeleton imbedded q {sand was found in its hold, The anniversary of the Slocum disaster fhas been mourned, Of the hundreds of victims the bodies of most are th the Lutheran Cemetery, but others remain in the depths of the waters ‘and this last skeleton also will be speedily hid away from human sight. There has been no vengeance yet, The corporation which owned the General Slocum has had no punishment. The men who constitute] > the corporation have also escaped. The Government officials who per-| miltted the men who owned the corporation to violate the law have also escaped. The men who sold the deadly life-preservers, the men who provided the rotten hose, the whole series of Slocum murderers are going about their respective money-making schemes as if the east side had not been devastated, as if hundreds of homes had not been blotted out. Has Justice departed from the city of New York? at there is quite a discussion on ening World as to whether hard STAND BACK AT TAGS. Election TIM PURE LILLY OF DE VALLY IN DIS VAYLY GAME To Double Men’s Strength By Hugo Zug. q R, WOLFGANG WEICHARDT, of Berlin, has discovered the “essence of D strength,” by which the power of any animal, even a man, may be nearly doubled; an antitoxin which may prove of tmmense valuesto athletes and incalculable good in cases of nervous exhaustion and in convalescence of serie ously fll persons. One gram of the antitoxin, taken In four (doses, has addod three-fifths to the strength of a young womun gymna: This antitoxin, or ‘eavence of strength,” may yet enable prize-fighters fitty ‘ars old to renew their strength for one more grent battle, may revive a beaten and exhausted man and turn the tables, may make a weak man strong enough temporarily to punish some bully who has been abusing him. It draws up the Picture of @ 120-pound man, indignant over the actions of some big fellow, swale lowing a couple of pastilies and then punishing him severely, It opens the way nally for some one to beat Jeffries if ho can arrange with Dr. Welchardt to get a few of the pastilies, says Hugo Zug in the Chicago Tribune, : ‘The antitoxin was discovered through the very of the toxin of weariness, WORSE THAN DRY DOLLAR SULLIVAN, ™ Congressman Dry Dollar Sullivan is going abroad to spend the summer, The man who represents the Bowery better than Daniel Web- ster is surely entitled to a vacation, and since there is nothing more for |» him to learn about New York it is well for him to go to Europe to enlarge i ind experience, ‘ % BGA ns mise New York would not be what it is were It not for f the Dry Dollar Sullivans, the Battery Dan Finns, the George Wash- | ington Plunkitts, the Barney Martins and the other men of their kind who ) typically represent the political powers which governed this municipality What they are everybody knows. They have risen by the process of "natural selection which among lower animals makes the strongest and the | shrewdest the ruler of the herd. But their day is going. Thelr power {fs annually less, ye their ins shrinking until it is confined to only certain quarters of the city, med me , ; f Os formerly it otiated the whole. In their stead a shrewder, more PT}, A news Item Cuan Timothy D, Sullivan and valet” are booked to ll for Europe, merciless, less sympathetic and hypocritical type of man is succeeding. From Cherry Hill and Chinaville to Cailahan’s booze chalet fi The old type sympathized with the poor and helped them in their} > The gang is daft to grab i poverty, befriended their constituents and looked after their welfare. They 6 EWA 9btenedoe- | were the rulers of the people, but they protected their subjects, P ‘The new type of political ruler holds no office, He puts his under-| 4.464.9046960040460600000446446004 » | three or tour drops of walch, injected Into thi tem of a human being, might actually "tire him to death." First, the eminent Berlin epectalist took a guinea pig and drew it backward, & | resisting desperately, along a rough carpet, until {t was so tired that tt could no longer resist, ‘Then atimulants were administered, both liquid and electricity, 4 and the process repeated until the strongth and resisting power of the animal was totally destroyed, ‘Then the animal was Killed, and immediately after death the toxin (poison) was obtained from the crushed muscles, The toxin, In the form of unstable brown acales, was afterward injected inte the graft as Big Tim’s chesty valet. % | other guinea pigs, that tmmediately becam & | uner a oles we exhausted, utter exhaustion and PELHGGHHLM4-HHO8OSOOOHHHSH | death resulting in twenty-four hours. © animals were actually “tired to tai death" by the polson from the musclen of thelr exhausted fellow. The antitoxin was prooured in the regular way, by injecting the toxin Into the $9000.00 veins of horses, as diphtheria antitoxin ts secured. The antitoxin, when dried, ¢ DODPODID $OOGL0HO94 F9O1-OH9O0O7¢ Iings in public office as he does in the executive offices of the corporations > ny ° ° ° Fate toes ean, Arial ready taiee SF SF ennenes ently Resides’ which he controls, His only use for the people is to take their earnings | Cf icago May Be Brought Within Comm uting Distance, 3| rzssred nrredermteany, ). and their savings away from them, to exploit the public utilities which Q By Ferdinand G Long | the people make valuable, to manipulate the savings which the people| > . * WwW 4 have iad aside for their wives and children, to raise the cost of the neces. | * : ~ Do omen Fear Freedom 2? sities of life which the people must have, and to defy the law and corrupt | ¢ WA EC Eee aur WEE verde By Marcel Prevost. | the ‘Legislature, the Executive and the courts, which should be the people's : See arenas a g BACK Ho fey mM” Simraze fakes lone tiesto learn om to)ane Uber th i H Y ‘ ‘omen, it mus i slower thai } Ibufwark against extortion and oppression. ( . e 3 re. the exeriso of berty, Tt te not thelr fault, Custome.ond Napa ahhd > rr ‘wae ™ $ | made of the majority of them eternal minors. In greater and greater numbers > ® | women ure admitted to competition with mon in all sorts of activities. The 5 HARD WORK AND SUCCESS, ¢ ™ Js hard work the best way to success? That depends on how the] ? twork 1s done and what work it is. Fidellty to the interests of the stock- | ; "holders of a corporation may nol pe the best way to obtain promotion | } | from superior officers who put their personal interests first. Efficient | | work must be considered from the point of reward of results as well as} { an sad result of some modern corporate considerations is their}! -fesson that success does not depend much upon conditions or hard work, | + “but on manipulation, and that favor and obeisances grease the rungs of ‘the ladder to facilitate the upward slipping of ambitious feet. To divert the rewards of business life from honesty, fidelity and {industry will cause the disintegration of solid business foundations. TINE EXPRESS.” FROM CHICAGO TONY IN 18 MINUTES, prejudice for mora and intellectual inferiority 1s no longer defended by uny one, And behold finally that they are occupying themselves with the restoration. ‘This te the moment which certain women chovse for taking fright. The coach into which they climbed of thelr own will goes decidedly too fast; they ory “Stop! ‘They wish to descend, Curlous feminine fear of liberty! Is this not a renewed proof that the servitude was real? Every time that rerfs have been enfranchised some have been found who wop: for their old servitude, others who demanded to remedn. verfe, and, finally, others who perished without ever knowing that they had been set free, Hach revolution has some victims and some malconten: Already these malcontents aro appearing among the futuro emaritpated ones, says Marcel, Prevost in the Chicago Tribune, It {a sadly truo that many women, tn ‘ust tho measure that their real en= franchisement approaches, show themselves timid tn the extreme, and that is what seems so sad. For the futury state of things will not bo established, that ts certain, withe out chilling certain sensibilities, On the day after the enfranchisement tears whl be falling, Some women, certainly deserving of pity, will find themselves disabled by their actual lberty; they will not know where to get the energy for action, It will he, I bellove, a mattor of a generation at the most; the reform was too long a time quietly preparing to causo any lasting surprise, If any of these women of 1950 should by chance reread then the proposition of several ultra-feminine women of 1905, they wil be astoniyhed at their pysillanimity, and will laugh ot the fears that the grandmothers felt of liberty, Uf OH Tmese SHORT TRIPS 1 Leu GURNEE (Nig Little Willie’s Guide to New York, ' morrec Gotham's Rural Pets, ! REAL CITY: U YOARK js a kozmoppolliten sitty, but monst of its inmaites came N from the oald farm, and deap down in thare harts thay cherrish the 4 THE CHICAGO Si2ZB SHOE / CAN BE f IMPORTED IN 18 MINUTES. JUST A CONVENIENT, "BUSINESS’ DAY IN_NT FOR THE CHICAGO THUG » !'~ David B. should organize an Equitable mercenaries’ union. There - Biould be no cut rates. If Depew’s pay was not cut when the Repub Bang, were out, David B, should have insisted on full prices even in Indversity. 1” School children are warned by Commissioner McAdoo not to throw ® © etones at automobiles. Automobiles also should be warned to leave y | @chool children alone, co 9 OSH. SP SmereS Lice She STOCK YARDS YN : 5 . & memmory of the Geer happy days when thay broak the ice in the With Lyon's restaurant closing at midnight what will the all-night | ¢ = pitcher in the smonralag she got stang by hornote ov ery time thay went Into °, g —_—_ very canno & | Jusm com & the sowth meddow. so whennevver a bugg or other inseckt blows {nto town Bowery Co: whensit is mungry/) Maybe the Bowery cannot afford to eat « Ger vadalts 2 Ne ees from the kountry We always matke a feerfle fuss about the bugg and clame both night and day. & DUPE TO GH {t can do all soarts of weord and wunderful stunts. a few yeers ago thare ——7 FOR ) TT EVANSTON: was a bugg fownd in harlem and !t bit somebody on the mowth and we all at once shreekt that the kissing bugg had arrove and that his one joy in life was to convert fokes’ lips into wattermellons and the kissing bugg wood ketoh us if we diddent watch out. and now we are hailing a new and inar- cf velus roorel pet called the button bee. he habbittats down in flatbush and © | ho is maiking his prezuence felt so strongly that no flatbusher {s content to! own bis own hoame unless he can also own his own button bee and he iuvs’ 6 to show his fellow commuters the skars and woonds infillckted on him by } 3 ferroshus pet. Nu yoarkers luv the kountry go deerly that thay give soove~ nir brix and greangoods to apny kountryman who will vizzit the grand sen- ’ trel stayshun, but the button hee 1s too wize to came whare the brix grow, so he lurks coyly in flatbush, whare all the goald brix have allreddy been haut up. good oald button bee, A. P, TERHUNB, ' g i New York City spent more for charity last year than the whole|% + assessed valuation of Cohoes, lg i The Tenderloin has a new Inspector, Does any one notice the change? - The People’s Corner. Letters from Evening World Readers Baal the Editer of The Evening World: \ Y fam working in a business house, In wn of Kuendon, whe @his city, but find I do not care for a Yuainess cancer, 1 was thinking of AL HOOK aking up clectrical ongineoring, Dut] Defends Firecracker Racker ‘Dave come across people who tel mo], mot to amd who say I would better | i ayes tay where Iam and pursue a business | |), /" @areer, Now, which experience do While th f Pe think would be the better, elee- | name, celot engineering, if I have talent. for | yeariy BATH HOUSE JOHN WILL HAVE TIME TO RUN OVER TO THE METROPOLIS-TO SET THE FASHIONS — AND GET BACK TO CHICAGO THE SAME PAY, So HAVE COMMUTERS OM RON THE SUBURB CHICAGO, ‘The railroad ‘fiiers’’ soon may run from stock yagds to the sea | Said #& on & the ae Side. 4 to Ch'c;goans who work here can be home in time for tea. £O6O091-060 SONG > COO O44 4d O4OH% 996449090 0O4444OO00OOOFOOO00O0G ae or Profeasion. by Dents Papin, ana DUCK made a member of a aswell French club, a St, Bernard dog in a Boston pulpit to illustrate it has begun to adopt them in the Sub. way—for exit into rathskellers, ar elween 1685 and 1705, “Yalo men owe a large debt" aos pastor's remarks, Fire Dog Pink returns] cording to President Hudioy, “Senge 2 Best # Jokes & of & the w& Day. So lrriive auty wits noaine a attor re-| thai Witnite Mint gh Jeera " moral obligation’ on which m and the result is we go Surghum. “I ‘have foynd that the Did you have him out to-day? covering from injuries received in the] Moy. °Gefurrod. for some yam iY apecches which sometimes counted for] Mother—Only to his grandmother's, ling of duty, ostrich trots to a wagon at * Doctor—Ah! Overfed, that's a the FB ani punky of you, man; but where | most were made in the strictest pri- Coney Inland, detectly: detailed to hunt] ‘“Toughs fight at ferr; Pe DI Mt, or otaying in the place where Tam? | yay; ang tits vacy.''—Weshington Star, Philadelphia Ledgor, a lost ot, do, Something of a hiatus Sunday hood tum squad next, one som BR. A | gag will instil into his children's: A Newport; haven't I just told eee hh (6 fn the news of the day's doings it mem-| bo he entire forse pi WA PresFutton steamboat, the meaning contained tn the setting hiladelphia Press. He—And what would you say if I bere of the animal kingdom are left Ot! sraxing of a pretty good husoon Apart of the Fourth of July as a dav of +e oo whguid kiss you? hat Byracuse mi MAltor of ‘The Evening World: to show by our epirit that we are| "My wife has been talking a good deal| ‘Do you think that @ man's political) She—I should tell you to stop right ne hundred years before Ful-| not\ ingrates to the cause and nation | about plans for the summer, 90 I de- influence depends on hia ability ae a! Where you were.—Chicago Journal, but bie fret peat I have whidh our forefathers died to uphold, | cided to have a plain, straightforward public. speaker?” Bale | cu® A dtmt a steamboat ao built in» ve Ww. to. talk with ber to-day. I just delivered ‘‘Not altogether,” answered Genatop Deetor—Perbaps the child has cold. the it )