The evening world. Newspaper, June 16, 1905, Page 14

“The Evening World's Home Magazine, Friday Evening, June 16, 19085. Published by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 6S Park Row, New Yori, Mntered at the Post-OMice at New York as Second-Ciass Mail Matter, VOLUME 46... tee tseon see cde seeNO. 16,008, ADVANTAGE OF A PULL. A servant girl took advantage of her evening off to call on her mar- ried sister, lives and walked to the corner of Eighth avenue and Thirty-sixth street, where the servant, girl intended to take an Eighth avenue car back to her employer's home, The servant girl is pretty. That same evening a member of the Union League Club who had bled along Eighth ayenue in evening clothes and a crush hat, explaining to the passers by how drunk he was and what an important person he ‘was drunk or sober, *. _- The servant girl's good looks attracted him and he accosted her, She ‘ gereamed and ran away. The policemen, who had not interfered with + him before, arrested both him and the servant girl, He sent word to, »MGeorge S, Daniels and was promptly bailed out. The servant girl had 40 friend to offer ball, She was not a street woman and so had no ac- | Muaintance with professional bondsmen, She was locked up in a cell, , fWhere she sat on a wooden bench and sobbed all night. 'i In the morning the man appeared in court, pajd $3 fine from a roll “of bills.and went away. Without listening to the girl the Magistrate im- | posed a lke fine upon her, i This man gave a false name—the name of a fellow clubman. He \.fs between fifty-five and sixty years old, medium build, rather under ‘medium height, with iron-gray hair, a sallow complexion and a neatly ‘ timmed pointed gray beard, nt The members of the Union League Club, George S. Daniels, who \Ybatled-him out, and the men who were at the Choate dinner, must know “the real name of this scoundrel. He should be promptly expelled from his A Tclubs and driven from the society of all men who, whatever thelr morals, fare not so low that they will permit an innocent woman to suffer alone } for an.act for which they are solely responsible, The Magistrate who thoughtlessly inaposed a fine on this girl should “shave the court records corrected to make her innocence clear and should have the fine refunded, This is the least he can do. NO POLITICS IN GRAFT, !'* When Mayor Weaver asked the Common Council of Philadelphia to.revoke a present of 110 miles of streets to the Philadelphia Traction Company the Democratic leader in the Common Council stood side by side with the Republican machine in defeating the Mayor's request. There is no partisanship in graft. No political principle is involved except that of honesty. The public service corporations naturally pay the most to the bosses of the majority party, but any political leader can get his bit in amount proportionate to his prominence and power, In New York the public service corporations deal with Tammany be- cause Tammany is in power. In Philadelphia they dealt with the Repub- lican ring because it was in power there. Both the recent vote in the Senate on the 80-cent gas bill and the test vote in the Philadelphia Coun- cil show that the professional bribe-givers make no political distinctions, BETTER THAN A LIFE-LONG STIGMA, As between the Penal Code and the regulations of the Board of Edu- cation the Penal Code prevails, Magistrate Olmsted’s decision in favor of trying the effect of a few thrashings before sending mischievous boys to an institution is sensible, , Hitherto there was no intermediate punishment between reprimands and bad marks and correctional imprisonment. That a boy plays truant “cient cause to sentence him to an institution where his imprisonment wauld be a life-long stigma. Many successful men in New York have been thrashed by their parents or school teachers when they were boys, The spanking or the ashamed of in after life, A SERIES OF THREE, The experiences of Jerome Langer and Miss Annie Healy are another instance of the superstition that accidents run in series of three, Last July the two were on the Greenwood Lake excursion whioh was smashed up in an Erie Railroad accident. After this they became engaged and while going to Conéy Island they were in a trolley smash-up., Their third accident was on a Brooklyn trolley car, : damages from their accidents to furnish a house, so the eventful series has ;mot been without its compensations, sbetween municipal operation and municipal ownership, a like difference to ‘the ownership of the public streets and to a contract with a private com- ™>\~ pany for the paving of them. A city should own its streets, but whether ‘ft should operate all forms of traffic-over them is a distinctly different ‘ question. Mounted Policeman Frederick J, WiJday, who received the Rhine- lander medal, should have his name and fame impressed on the public mind, To honor the many brave and faithful policemen is as necessary as to drive out the untit. . ule richest patrolman in New York has married a cousin of the Dry Dollar Sullivans. May they live long and happily, The People’s Corner. Univeranl FL first know where t It proved to be os water- dozen tckets for 60 | tht asa sieve, Does not that miatake Subway hen lot those tickets yg kool on * a ale nbway, surface and Brooklyn Seabh) New, Sork a few needed leasona? and to Staten Teland SUBWAY VICTIM, Toland ee) A. C.—Hall Caine is stil lying, L DE. at No. iBhth street, Working Gir clety, No, 239 A Mother—The schooishin } TH the Kattor of The Evening Wor! A water main burst and flooded the 5 She and her sister left the tenement-house where her sister] ¢ attended the dinner to former Ambassador Choate got drunk and ram-| > Qecasionally or fights other boys or talks back to his teacher is not a suffi- | ¢ ;hiding made a prompt, tingling impression and there was no effect to be ‘ They are to be married on June 28, They have collected enough in 4 { James Dalrymple, the Glasgow expert, reports that municipal oP & ‘eration is not advisable in the United States, There is a great difference} < Letters from Evening World Readers) a eM ee water, What do Js it not time 1a big clty where th Te he a Ae] are pald to ex, IG LS ge Ee 1 the Publle Works gether, as other roads 70 ut the monrent no of- | and issued @ universal ticket, good Palen rN NS READ AU AC igs, What do we pay them. for e Subway was claimed to be ling Asylum is { o Legal Ald 80-| OOSELO0LOOSH99 F49OOOODESHOSHODHHPHIDIOOPHHODIODHNDD OHLSEHTHHDOHHOOHEDOD PISS ROT ET : Ho They Escaped? : : By J. Campbell Cory. oo wyerey PIDDGOPOOOOOOHLO GH. ©O00006<- é $ . 4 Wabway, According to the papers the Board of Education's Suraiewsnee” the | 2408-04006 ‘Look Out, UGH! BIG INJUN MUST BE A DEAD ONE ~ HASNT BEEN TAKEN FOR RAFFLES YET ! <Y GUESS. WE ARE THE ONLY 268 9908S 00099239 2OO9O @ It’s a Wonder How the Raffles Man His Hot Pursuers Baffles, Since He’s the Only Man in Town That’s Not Been Picked for Raffles or You'll Get an LL.D.! ; By Ferdinand G, Long. ' NN OPERATION 1S NECESSARY, Its A TO REMOVE YOUR LL.D. HARD JOB any GET AWAY_FROM tHe DiL.D. MAN. LUD ITS wit. BE THE NEXT DISEASE Gj Yau! yan! Loon AT SINCE THE MAYOR HAS ONE, WAY NOT CONFER A DEGREE ON MURPHY OF B.C. (8059 Contractor They’re branding brand new LL. D.'s On every one in sight. So, when they hand you one of these / Express LL. D.-light! PAA: ill She’s Fair, She’s Young— The Sweet Girl Graduate! ———_++-+_____—. A Vitascopic-Stenographic Interview with the College Girl, Who Has Graduated with Honor to the Satisfaction of Herself and Friends and Pride of Her Parents—In June the World Is Fair to Her. By Roy L. McCardell. “B RY ty-seven for everything except music, and the muste master is a mean old thing, and I wouldn't study just to please him, and it was his own fault, If he had been nicg to me— Q. You intend to take up a career? I do! Not that I couldn’t have been engaged, as any A. Of course of the girls can tell you, but while he was a dear boy, | still, a8 I told him, he was too young, and anyway—— Q. What do you intend to do? A, Oh, I am going to be real serious, * > Of course I don't mean to he a frump like those two prosy girls from Boston, who are 80 nearsighted and who don’t care how their clothes fit, Did see my graduating dress? Everybody said that I looked — Q. You intend to be serious? A. Of course I do! I have frivolity behind me now. Life {9 real; life 1s earnest — Q. What do you intend to do? A. I haven't decided yet, because I have Promised so many of the girls I would visit them and I want to go to ims Harbor and the Berkshires. One of my chums has the Jolliest brother. Re you left all “Life Ie Reall Life is Earnest!" and a young friend of his came in an automobile one night and we slipped out and we had the loveliest time! Q, You spoke of “the duties that le before us in the world” in your # essay? A, Yes, so many girls have no fixed {dea as to what Iles ahead tn « | life's path, For instance, the girl I was tolling you of, who has the hand- some brother—— Q. You spoke of high {deaJs tn life's commonplaces? A. Of course, as I was saying, my chum’s people are awfully rich, and, mind you, her }, |®rother sald I was the only girl he ever loved. He got 80 serlous—— Q. You think of taking up art? is the enslest. I hate prosy things. love art; but Harry says—— Q. Who is Harry? A. Never you mind, He ts only a foolish boy, And’ as I told him, I will not wear an engagement ring. It looks so silly. At’ least, not when anybody {s around, But he was so insistent, and the ring was a perfect duck, and—— Q. A perfect duck? A. Now don’t scold, I hate to be woolded; I fust can’t stand it, and as I sald to Harry—. f Q. What did you say to Harry? A. I won't tell you. You area tease, So there! A. Either art or literature, whichever I can't draw very well as yet, but 2s tH Little Willie’s Guide to New York. Gotham’s Progressive Fourth. : OWN in filadelfia some sentcheries ago thay diskuvvered the 4th of july | but thay were slow in filadelfia and oanly had 4th of july for one day each yeer but in nu yoark the 4th of july begins some time in may and lasts till awgust or until the kids all run out of pocket @unny, along about the middel of may peeple are arrowzed ty the playful explozion of a jiant firecracker in the streat just as thay are going to bed and from that" time untill awtumm thare {s no let up in the pleezing mellody of firecrackers and torpedoze. Evyvery nite and neerly all nite us boys ammuge the nabers on the upper west side by explonding firewerx on the streats and in the airshafts and under thare windows and it is a plezhute to think what joy and rest we are beestowing on sick fokes and nervus invallids and babies by keaping them agreeably interested and waikful, the poleese always brake up our baulgaimes but thay considderately refrane from dissterbing } our firecraker concerts. {t 18 flue to be oble to giv the nabers so mutch inocent ammuzement and to fracture the law without beeing bothered by. the cops. good oald cops. A. P, TERHUNE Said « on & the w Side. | YOU are the sweet Girl Graduate? A. Yes, I got nine © RJECTION to football and base- bull, according to the President of the University of Illinois, is y |that after eleven or nine students are selected to represent the college "the only exercise the remaining 2,500 or 30 get ts in rooting.” Critic forgets that the rooter’s strenuous use of his lungs is @n excellent form of exercise, Bo- Neved that a winning baseball team in New York docs more for the’ physical well-being of thousands through lung | development than all the gymnasiums in the city. rar Hoped that a number of jail cells are vawning for the members of the Gap Sane: ee . Good deal of truth in “Little Tim's’’ claim that he was a “doctor of laws’ when an Assemblyman. And not an ordinary Goston, either, but a specialist, Speaking of doctors, much worldly wisdom in the advice of Dr, Simmons to the Cornell medlocos not to mind making blunders ‘'so long as they are not discovered.” Said by Dr, Oliver Wendell Holmes of a great oculist that he ‘had spoiled a bushel of eyes before the became really expert. Recognised process, whom the young M. D. tries his ‘pren: tlee hand, eee Counterfeiter who found mgpns to make counterfeit money at Auburn rust have felt that his prison cell con- tained all the comforts of home, yo ee Bonst credited to ‘Alfonso that he “means to be a modern king and go everywhere and do everything that other kings do,’ Reoording angel will «sr The Laughoscope Je | Ohio Man— Hello Colonel! You're looking like a two-year-old this morn- ing. Kentucky Colonel—Ef yo’ all wusn't er good friend of mine I. shorely would conaldah that a deqdly insult, sah, Ohlo Man—Why, Colonel, what do you mean? Kentucky Colonal — Tew-yenh-old are mighty pore stuff, I'm heah to tell yo’, nah.—Chicago News, . oe Hix—Darby has a great system for playing the races, Dix-Hew's that? but rather rough on those “| find {t necessary to drop more than the’ usual allowance of tears if he follows | the example of several living monarchs, | eee + Roman characte Japanene alphabet, Good many mich is | Japan. i eee { A little suggestive that the Vassar . girls filed out of the commencement ex- | ercises to the strains of the “Lohengrin Bridal Maroh, "Suggestive, alao, from tive * number who admit that they sre soon to walk down church atwles to its ao- | companiment, that the tugher education 1s not developing the head at the ex Dense of the heart, e ee Punster will not fail to remark that Yaaye's fortune of $100,000 earned on his American tour is easy money, eee Decided bv a committees of ladies that “there is no exouse for @ woman to say damn" and ordered by Commiae | aloner MoAdoo thet his trafMfc equed | must not, Decision approved by the | public, with reservation of the “hardly, | ever" rlaht tor strenuous occasions, i rf Indorsement of the “Jig walts” by the dancing masters points to an H tion of “step Uvely” principles dancing, re eee ; Admiral Togo’s aplary only $3,00,@ | year, all of which is sumed oven to Mme, Togo to run their home, edupate ‘the children, dress and maintain the | state beftting an Admiral, while ino dentally supplying him ‘with pociest money, Wvidence that the executive ability of the family is not monop- ‘ ollzed oy the eamasher of Russian‘! Asta | Hix—He always sows carfare up in'' the Untag of bia coat.—Mitteburg Dis if eee eo ele "Yeo," auld whe young man whe roomed further down the hall, “my heart cried out for you during the hours ; of lumber; you must have heard it.” "E told papa that thet wasn't no cat that woke us uj replied the sweet young thing.—Houston Post, eat Bhe—Did hor father or the bridegroom | Joba base Oe PR iss