The evening world. Newspaper, May 19, 1905, Page 14

PORE AMETR A MUMON Na aS 3 athe ° “th ye w w# ut By J. Campbell Cory a # &: High Life Insurance at Low Tide | Publabed by the Press Publishing Company, No, 68 to 63 Park Row, New York. ‘Mnlered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Clase Mail Matter, eee NO. 15,977. TARRED WITH THE SAME STICK, ’ ‘The Republican organization in this city is in no position to take Des Poticy ntage of the votes of five Tammany Senators against cheaper gas. \ ZA HOLDER That stalwart Republican paper the Sun admits this, The Republi-| ¢ ; \ were in undisputed control of the Logistature, They had thirty-six | ¢ Senators to fourteen Democrats. Yet, says the Sun, “thirteen Republican | ‘ lators refuséd to obey the commands of their own pasty caucus” in i against the 80cent gas bill recommended by the Stevens investt- ting committee, In other words, one-third of all the Republican Sen- “ators voted to leave New York consumers to the tender mercies of the Gas Trust. If Tom Platt or Ben Odell or the lesser Republican wirepullers, | 8 ‘grafters and trust agents think they can make anything for their party | out of this issue they are much mistaken. Both parties are “tamed with the same stick,” q Relief for the people can come only through electing legislators who . will represent them, not the machines or the trusts, and in going back to @ non-partisan and business-like administration of the city government. "4 Having criss-crossed the conitinent for four years in special cars or a 1) special trains at the expense of the railroads, and resolved to take only one # more extended journey, President Roosevelt “permits it to become Le’ known” that hereafter he will “pay his way.” The Strenuous One is a *many-sided man, but is sadly lacking in the sense of humor, SAD DAYS AT NEWPORT. - ©The dwellers at the Mecca of American fashion are perturbed. Some of them are amazed, others are angry. The assessors of that summer city q "by the sea have actually increased the valuation of personal property for 4 ,, .the: purposes of taxation some $13,000,000, Persons of the highest so-| «: mit ‘tl distinction, together with many ambitious “climbers,” find their as-| ¢ ¢o #2 sessments increased until they represent perhaps one-tenth of their actual sath. The Man Higher Up. « « By Martin Green. Extra! Extra! Extra! This is ‘clearly an outrage. Is there to be no haven of refuge for rich a4 A | BEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that an east side school principal says) toughens the feet. In New York, where there ls running water in every tenement- sat — > | SCE eseSteesove se rowwrry GED DOD HOHE $4 HF HGOSHOG GY LOOPS IDDOSDDEPLGDBHOGS €40000-00600069000600O606000:0-.06096-00000404-00F0000O9 w-tax-dodgers? Cannot people who have inherited large fortunes—very few ‘boy in school in his bare foot would demoralze the west of the| house, the cleanliness argument ie fit only for balloon stuffing. i residents of Newport ever did anything so vulgar as to make money by m scholars,* ‘The prejudice against bare feet is not confined to the school teachers, A M be their own Wade sermitted to establish colonies where assessors cease| ,,. TM, Barefoot boy, with cheeks of tan,’ don't mem to be much ef a hit with| woman from the West visited friends ih New York last year with her little boy, ore News from the Inequitable. $ 3 school teachers in this town," replied the Mam Higher Up. ‘They go 80 far S|] The day after they hit the town she let the kid go out on the street In his bare i from troubling? It is bad enough to have to forswear New York as a ie ay pk ioe youths ‘whose parents are too poor to cover the pedal extrem!-|feet. The janitor made him beat It Into the Mouse. When the mother com- | —_ 4 i ; F wwport assessor: jes of their oftspring. Plained the janitor told her that it wasn't good form for children to go barefoot By “egal residence’’ in order LOCSCA DE anes But if New 8 are to “John D. Rockefeller went barefoot when he was a boy, for two reasone—|in New York. “put them on the list” they may really have to live in Europe, ceonomy and custom, Arguing from the east side school teacher basis this ia| “Just then the Janitor's young won climbed out of the basement wearing a pair, The Frick Committee Rents a Ground-Floor Harlem on rm te vhit ; what spoiled his morals and made of him a business pirate. But Theodore Roose-| of shoes that had never been blacked in their long period of serve and had as . There is, however, one Me borat wil be toad teat Velt also went barefoot in this boyhod and stubbed his toes on the rooks in the|many exits asa theatre. If the school teachers wre looking for demoralizing in- | Flat to Work In, as the Cellar Under the In- perseci 's before t! real fe anyt! substantial | road down at Oyster Bay. Dt !s a safe bet that nine out of ten of the successful|fMuences they might take an occasional flash at the fake jewelry schoolbd: il the a conti M4 gat bd “ oS hei men of New York, not born and reared in the olty, hit the ground with their) New York wear, All the phony diamonds they carry rolled out would make a| equitable Bu ding Was Too Bright When for the support of the local government: eh can ase their aS-| hare ¢est every summer when they were kids. sheet of plate-glass big enough for a drop curtain for the Hippodrome." the Lights Were Turned Off. i perty, as the tax: ers do here, “It going barefoot ts good for country boys why shouldn't ft be good for boys! ‘Lots of boys wouldn't go barefoot,” suggested the Cigar Store Man. + <Sessments, or hide their pro ast Be in the city? The boy who grows up without ecquiring a stone bruise or blistering “Yea,” agreed the Man Higher Up, ‘and most of these boys wash their faces his soles on a hot sidewalk don't know what he is missing, Going barefoot|from the chin up,” In view of the Equitable scandal and the report of the Insurance . -- | Superintendent on the United States Life and its Gould securities, is it] ¢¢@***e+eeeeoees 826OdbO08 POPROODOHODLEDIDY LSS DOOD DD ee 4 By Roy L. McCardell. hei ¢ | * not high time to find out how many more of these institutions are subject 9 66 99 HE Frick Inquiry Committee into the Inequitable af- ai fe eteaiots of “high Ha fel Freie is ject Anot her Tax-Dodger Ss Trek D ue. 2 fairs moved yesterday at midnight in covered vans to r o an especially selected ground-floor Harlem flat. Thi ; Sa eeeree e By T. E. Powers $ light and nolge in the Inequitable sub-cellar wh as s ilar w! A CODE FOR PHILANDERING ? y . ‘ ii 2 | Frick Committee met have dazzled and awa the . _ Details in recent divorce case testimony add to the possibilities of the 3 seariehe Tbe ial sass tie Beye: | manifestations of affection, One fair co-respondent made a practice of | featiien: finders ana ee aon ute mee ‘clipping a few short ends from her abundant tresses and putting the clip- % | silk muffler was tightly bound. Mr. Morgenthau and other members not pings under the postage stamps on the letters which she addressed to her aa © | being present, acceptable substitutes were obtalned from among the inmates beloved. As these letters were sent several times a day it was well that eae £ > of the Asylum for the Blind. o Some difficulty wan experienced in finding the way tothe vans, but-thits difficulty was happily solved by the Commitee being preceded aw Ma Hyde, who left behind hime. deffeate scent of violets, In speaking of this, % wes ont@ that Mr. Hyde would divide eveey scent with the policy-holdera, sa-mald as the Frick Committee, Mr. Hyde kept in the van only so far as the sidewalk, as the ¥rtok Commission only moved to adjourn, The success of the Frick Comait- tee in not finding out anything has led to the formation of a dosen other investigation comméttess, A deaf committee that will give the policy-holders a hearing vies in pop- ularity with the Brick Committee, Meanwhile, Mr, Harriman has given orders that neither Mr. Hy@» nor Mr, Alexander shall make any more die- closures until the new committeemen from the Blind Asylum hawme a look _ the correspondence did not continue long. “> It was claimed by the discriminating attorneys that there was a great ‘distinction between a married man merely holding thé hands of the wife 4 of another and the osculatory acts which the plaintiff attempted to prove. » The accused husband admitted his affection for the other woman and claimed that mere hand-holding was not at variance with his matrimonial vows, * The kisses he denied. “In this he was supported by the husband of the other woman, who made no objection to the hand-holiing and indeed congratulated the other man on his friendly acts in solacing the wife of an absent friend, Modern matrimony is becoming a queer mixture in some of its mani- festations. Uncommon phases of human nature crop out in the testimony of the divorce courts. Might it not be well to formulate a code of per: missible familiarities for the guidance of wives who feel the need of out- side friendly consolation and of husbands who go looking over the matri- i : monial boundaries for sympathy? House Autos For Dodging TAXES Show me A TAR COLLECTOR, Look ours WAITING Fon Te NEWPORT Mituen aire <66GO ‘ Tenement-house owners who disobey the law would do well to take Prompt action upon any notice served on them by the new Labor Com- * missioner. His name is Tecumseh Sherman—an indication that he is not * aman to be “fooled with.” RKGIES Dog WAITING FoRA TAK COLLECTOR, “Mr. Frick} Headed the Commission Herne ” Green Wearing Blinders. Gays he will not volunteer a word, nor \@mewer except in monosyllablos, This fe dreary for me, as I look forward al- qwaye @0 cagerly to his return home at ‘might, and as I know no one in thia big » and sometimes for a whole I won't have a word spoken to Sy He tu a dear, good husband ex- for his prolonged moody fits, He are caused by no tavit of ‘and that I make his home happy, ta into quarrels and misunder- \ at We at his office, he wars, and gause the mulks But why make ter? Can readers help me with ira, J.T oo 7 P. and Kyes tor 8. R, T, BAltor of The Evening Wortd: RB. T. Compan: Y would tindty | art in by ‘whet @ woman values hi breach-of-promise uit. eae When a girl has @ corn that causes her to Itnp she always apologizes by naying whe must have twieted her ankle. On her wedding day « girl always fmagties that smo has her mother Ddeaten to a etandstill im the selection of @ bueband, —-+_.- Empress’s New Toy, HE Bmprees Dowager of ‘Ching was lately prewented with a aew- I ing machine, with which she le 80 pleased, onye a Shanghai correapond. ent, that she hes ordered three more machines to be purchased, as also a cou. ft kattting machines. Foa'to tarts sobool Of inajtetty “tk, . » to be ks enn eyes ices sure princess nctles seh Tainisters anf EW York trial. Philadelphia oe “‘Hentletts,” said Mr, Newrich, “they Newport Taxes Go Up and the Millionaire May Have to Look Up a New Taxless Eden. RHOESO DESI GOOEGO49DDO8 ODF DEO H0O9H9O0O0O0009O0-0900F | eanwhilo, some alx hundred thou- Mre. Browne—I see your husband h won his degree as a full-fledged lawy Mrs, Lee-And all he asks for la @ Telegraph. “pee you te me go many things 1 “You are no worse off than I am, tell you a whole lot of things I don't be- lieve myweif.''—Chicago Tribune, rata: fixing the railway rates? Pe TAK COLLECTOR, Tr Wik. b€ HARD To CARH REGIE r the public will bo, New York man killed himself the other SH Bat anor whats take. Hyde muy, It ee continue co p such & dimgreeable| annoy him, put the company into the hands of @ recelver, and then the hat? Your policy has &| 1 wyers will get the surplus, Six more investigating committees will be appointed by Mr, Hyde and a ulefed,"—Washii . . Oll Magnate—Ah, my oy, a million- Record- spectmen)—Oh, what a dreadful crea. * Phe Man (with infint Henpeck, “that « ?—Harper’ ; i Tarbell can handle the money, or whether matters will remain as they were and Mr, Hyde can divide it © ; mutual, so Mr, Alexander and Mr. 3 among his friends, . sand impudent ahd pestiferous pol- epSome w of #e the w Best # Jokes w& of & the w& Day, Sw)trtoer rae ne cerrmaivided was over thirty years old,” she ptockholders “You look out for them people," Mi wife replied. “They'd ‘a’ never admitte: la it they hadn't expected to attok you hard on something ¢1se."—Chicago Rec: | aire's position is a tard one. Bceptical Briend--As to how? ° Oll Mugnate—It I hoard my wealth “Guppose the Government insiste .n} they say I'ma skinfiint, and if I give money away they say I am trying to answered Mr, Dustin @tax,| ease my gullty conmolence,—Loulsvilie ‘4U'll be a hard job, Under the preseat | Courter-Journal, syatem the stockholders ane content. If ‘ old me where I bought this wine that it the Government tales a hand neither! “1 see,” sald Mr, demand that all surplus be divided among them! Mr, Alexander to-day, ‘The Woman (looking at a hideous| Later—Mr. Frick fe lookiug into glans, The Consolidated Gas Company has offered to put in some of thetr . j rh wan at the books, ‘ : “ i : “ Tower, Mr. Gage Tarbell, having cashed in his rebates, still insists that tt isn't ‘ig a Th e P eo Pp 1 e's Cc ce) rn er. 4 Hoboken ny EAA right for James 1H, Hyde and Associates to mere so much money ouit of ; the Inequitable by selling their own bonds to thelr own company, \ Letters from Evening World Rea ers Fl My, Alexander and Mr. Hyde have nothing to say; they are too busy B March 17, 1800. Greatly add to the health and writing what they think of each other. Mav twwest eee the date om, whion the be epeet GIL SL The eur: — ——-- ~..© ‘The Frick Committee announces that the present condition of affairs (s will not remal: -f (Bic Findnor Hotel, New York, was burn-| something to hae Neca eo Fabra & ‘at } deplorable, And {f any more dis- Sal), eat » * | they let grind and rain beat in on pns ) Proce! { closures are made they will cease en- See aiiiotios tne Brosine Worlds TORR HAIGE Iie obese eats mine back wr i deavoring to keep things in the dark, " Fo vening : one lea thipan a eeies alee ! Te tt correct to apell “all right” aa one| gestion to protect athersae Call eee Ae > ---6 Too much Might has been ator ; Be Pre ae with one} (se Valright)) | esit, Mra. OBCAR B, D ESCAPING THE Dye Paw Tuer ‘on the underground workings of the Maperinianaend, ct Havel cone aneerice coe cmuconmltyy TAX COLLECTOR, - Inequitable, hence the move to the ), Addvess Superinte 2 ‘0 the Editor of The Myening Wor! ae Harlem fiat, where all is dark and 4 Avademy, Annapolis, Md, What is the meaning of 3 ie Ses. ; ie cert ig. Fe. the Editor of The Evening World: | as in “Columbia ‘Varalty crow? $ BANNED —<—=—5 > quiet, and where an investigating ‘Whore can I find out what the studies . > Faces a ee a raineetcgulsily ster @ | and the kind of Risers paved enellh Poi _ — . 5 Mo naks a Ee the examinations for Annapolis? C, B. ointed Paragra h $ ~-O-~ 31m wT. 8. 2 oF NEW fa 8 : SP aunt ee wee bielee wernt. ct VIL engineer ta not chatead of |S nee Lonoon a 3 bod tad Kv peadhiess a : He i b "WAM wome reader advise me please? BI NS Aue Ye, > ® ® | whether ‘ \e) My bueband hes fits of sulking, For ever judge a many worth | @ AN “Mr. Prick Looking Into Inequitable Affairs with Smoked Glass,” the Inequitabdle affairs with a amoked