The evening world. Newspaper, May 6, 1905, Page 8

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' y eles show! pickpockets iT THE LITTLY’ PHILOSOPHIES OF L{FE, Hee cornuy ry nie to his tast Ro 4“ SIE,” sald the Olgar Store Man, “that considerable amaze- ment {8 expressed at the ease with which rank oulsiders got thelr hooks into the damper of the Equitable and hoisted out mazuma by the bale,” “There's a good lesson in It,” as >|serted the Man Higher Up, “The Equitable scandal furnishes us a ® |hunch on how to steal money and not be called thieves, It’s a fuley proposition, all right. Here is how ir » | we make good in it, “Supposing you are one of the trustees of an estate, The estate fs owned by witows and orphans, pref- erably, They seem to own most of the stocks and bonds and other prop- a erty in the United States. Pat Me- Carren says they own the Brooklyn gas works, “Well, we'll suppose that this es- tate is paying the widows and orm phans a lot of dough and {ts growing jcher all the (ime, You and the other directors ure wise to the fact you can use the funda, but you don't > a y What ti sees In toe XII, —Discrimination eva anana SAL ASUS IR i c| e the best—i i a secre’ the Impressive pri < fain of bluecoats, ™ To see things rigidly and to choose the best—is notliis the secret/of | [he Impress See cet tre: dteae et 1) the art of right vy Individual herolem and ne'f-ancrifica The faculty off perceiving differences with accurate moral insight, |\W%#ch make the force coltectivily te Dravest body o¢ men in uniform any- i i | Coupled with the principle and the courage to choose the good and reject| where, Not an occasion to think «f ©) the bad, is at the ‘bottom of all really robust virtue, It has to do, also, | WAnORiAnis AMAeE Ana) Vepeity, Beier, ‘ aie . ‘. up. Forget It for the time being and ? qwith the aesthetics of life, and with its everyday Aumdrum experiences. | remember what {t la that makes the To know afman by his friends, by his bodks, by what delights him |'"nk and tie Of the force “the Ahest”) fn recreation or‘satisties him in sport—by his standards of success and his s 8 8 fi any we BTR PAHAICARS \UHA ATS AEA j.| Wonder if Chicago's Mayor muses Ideals in life—these are the true tests forrthose who are wise ANGINA | emi cial etaphi TL ta eS BOR ‘ fable enough to appl tem, that Iam Dunne for,” &, a 4 . . yi “Love me and I will be what you lowe,” said the impetuous youth to} gaia inat the Ofsibway Indfane who fhis sweetheart. But the idols and the ideals of the world use the senti- pene on RO Brinda soRraneel fy ment with a difference, “You shall be/what you love” is their word to) that when PREP Ns TpeRia eeadlox | mr f vers—to high a ow alike, longer than three days he ts thrown oH wotaries and followers—to Mgt Aailow aks pul aa aia Traetly Alia narra ee a is have singe learned. POPPEOLSE hi In this view of it the discrimination which directs choice becomes. sate seniors now studying “Bootology” Me), Vital matter. There are men’ who can see only so many cents a year} in Chinatown and on the Bowery are ge CR, Sd a ae «hn | Probably confirming some firat impregy i ina dollar, and they are of all‘paupers the poorest. There are others WhO] sions received in the sophomore year, ean see only shelter and provisions in a home; but the cattle find that in} : 2 2 their stable. .Some there are who find in love only fhe satisfaction of me to win the dasedall being served and ministered unto, They are less sensitive than the robin “Haven't any (dea, I've been or the rosebush. The bird rebukes them with its song; the flower teaches} shaving myself lately." —Kansas dhem with its fragrance. Nature.and:the finest of her works receive that] Cl Times | ! . know how to go about it. they may give. Poems at public dinners, grave, gay, ‘on go down to Wall street and n * * lively or sovere, as the case requires; consult a mouthpiece who is hep to fy ty i poams at women's club luncheons, | Discrimination comes through enlightenment. There {s no art] poems at theatrical benefits, poems on teacher like good art, Bad literature is fought most effectively with goody The ENE oRCER ona ERE Ree a RaGe Iiterature. Especially should the/children be guarded from contaminatian | auet ania its pat Recent maga- 4 ‘ ads ‘aa zine articles on the ‘slump in poetry’ and imbued at an earl) age with a love of good reading through a kNDWI) pears to have G@einulaten the outbuel: edge of what it is. A child to whom Hans Andersen and the classicavon- cee ele Biase to mime. the | ? fat an q critics, el q J h der-books and fairy tales are familiar will not be caught with thescoarse | joctry, that the dinner-table Pegasus | trash of the “dime” series. He,will have been taught discrimination, and,{ /$ batt and lame as to his feet and that “a he soars with the uncerta!nty of an un- 60 prefer the better reading. tried wirship, but {t must be @ source of ° ° . prite that Amevica has go many ama- t n * . teurs of the mu The idea of choice as ancelement in the lighter philosophy of life:sug- ainled now BY tine csawarc’s sur gests the reflection that there is too much drifting and not enough plan- | geon that “alcohol Js distinetly a poison at a disposition to take things as theyrco: s of shap-|and its use ought to be limited as ning—too great a dispe ition Hake ings yécome, instead of t Peis oe nitercany tite wacom? ing their course our way—with the average man. It makes a vast ditfer- Appeara to be the fugel oll In It which ence in the result whether we go through life “choosing the least of{two,| fovzles the wits and the will of the my ‘ Imbiber, Said by French doctors, as evils” or the greatest of two goods, quoted in this column yesterday, that The art of selection in small things as well as great makes up a.good fee Is worse than alcolol, while the all the curves of the Inw. He under- takes for his specified bit to introe duce you to cortain leaders of high finance, | "You take them {nto your Board lof Directors of the estate without saying anything to the widows and jorphans, and then the Board of Di- rectors organizes itself into a syndi- cate. With the money belonging to jthe widows and orphans the syndl- jeato goes into a deal to frisk a rail road, "e “You must borrow the money, of course, A clerk who borrows money | trom his employer is a thief, but you, $|as a directo) are only a borrower. The deal goes through and you and ithe other directors split up the prof- GoLoSHES f : F man who takes to tea encounwrs the | \ © \its—not forgetting the lawyer's bit. part of the *business of life. It should be more:studied, It teaches us to} poriis of tannin and tremulous nerves, | > @lehen you replace the funds at the choose and to reject from right motives and with good taste—that good | Discovery of a beverage which will | 2 | widows and orphans. ; really cheer without tnebriating seems o “They don’t know what you have [been doing with their money, You ‘frame up a@ statement that reads the ? game way backward, frontward and $ | upside down and let it go at that Then you send out tracers for an- taste which Lowell called “the conscience of the mind.” It leads us/to | to ofer inducements to inventive talent, understand the losses, lacks and compensations of life—to estimatectruly| sputy ana’ fut of duet as the old So-called successes and failures. To the lofty sneer of the ancientycynic | place 18,"" saa Dr, Oster to the MeGili | 3 fk ‘i tore) “i Whumnl, "it das done great things for at the dreasures displayed in the shops of his city: “Behold how many.| any of us. Teference waa to the old things I do not need!” it adds the cheerful wisdom of a contented 'spirit:] Montreal Mospital, however, and not ¢o| % % Manhattan, > © ” " ” e 8 8 9 ? other chance to graft, Behold how/many things 1 have! Mayistrate--You are charged with | 2 4 2 “But suppose we Jose?” suggested the Cigar Store Man. “How can you lose,” asked the Man Higher Up, “when you are play- DooModdOoE cee [ing with other people's money” | Of one'who has learned to practise this philosophy it mayrbe saldin} speeding, $ (Shakespeare’s phrase: “He hath a daily beauty in his life.” This is a Changer rol Foner) I @ 4 ate ; + prove ana iT waa going ao fast complete ‘hymn of praiso—the very flower of all eulogium. It signifies TaN BOUian't have deen the that rare evenness of temper, that sweet serenity of mood, and those fine s 8 8 miabilities of disposition which make even the strongest natures lovable, Peurteen-vear-old schoolboy allowed j Fleet i to practise law in Magistrate's court {a'swise woman once said: “How men would be loved if they were only/ a and complimented by the Magistrate on * lovable; how lovable women would he if they were only. loved!” hie preeoity, Cannot exdotly compli- T h e D Ca d 1 y Lo ve L etter. : ” e ‘ ‘ iment the Maglst on his maintenance By Nixola G 1 Smith ola reeley-om . If You MUST Go Outdoors These Days Don’t Take Any Chances. $000844696-90065.6.00 DEOPODEDEDED DDD £49944 9S SOOO DDTLEDEODDEEESHOHOE HOS ‘Mrs. Nagg and Mr.—»; pity of court-ncom dig By Roy L. McCardell. ..e ; A + i , i o 8 escce || Whefprinciple of choice Is of very wide application, We are INN) Speaking at the dignity of the tnw, tt T Js the function ; dinner of roast turkey ard pumpkin OUGSY CA aCe eitrencs Cand! amile (eo niéely, thet & rid where there is much evil, and yet more good, We must, con-| seems to have heen ably matntained tn of the courts} ple. Will write you to-morrow, Yours “i ey, Noun ireat muny peuple though he owned the ‘Bciouslyyor otherwise, make a choice, Which shall it be? Wealth will Ha a rae ube an Rea Fagiag to decide just | @ffectiona’ JOHN.” Mr, Nugg. - wore ov that if he didn't own it he 1 the proud owner of this at ig Just the kind ‘There ts no nonsense how much Miss Mac +. Wood, of Ureach- Epromise fame, if I were like some shoud, And ho had an eagle eye other people I know. " those days, and the way the cash girls of maybe IT would would cower at his glace was a sight siatute, Justice t of Prof. Haeckel’s keys’ souls and fe probably cognl- pinion about is that an ape's cantinueto be worshipped, Success will remain a god, Power will be} « ‘pought with the highest and the lowest ambitions. Low ideals will be 2 of letter I like about it.” At the opening of Bel AM ( ‘ fi iain ; } hag been damaged be thought some- . tu ae, pherished and debasing tastes will remain, But the number is increasing] * mun for a’ thay | by the loss of tho| ‘Me phe was evidently Fie cnat by llthing oh i¥ou" es rareatcea diese eal sh fot Mra Dee HUH anata lear H ie: wy, . " wry LAO Ness eed ad Ne that by: | on dow, and tly enhan » every year, despite the croakers on one side and the cynics on the other,,| Antomobitos tw the numbor of 640, e&- alleged “L0Ve, comparison the immortal “Dear Mra Bol SAre fer ie He a AG uM etd pho “covet earnestly the best gifts.” timated to be worth $2,600,000, counted ee Mea es Mardell; Chops and tomato sauce, pretend you do! “But never mint trying to talk to me it Park. New | Yours, Pickwick,’ held greater poss gdoubt that that cies of tender meaning portion of the retd- | In the writing of love letters as of § ’ house, to cost $30,0%, planned for iin- | ae The People’s Cormer. [inc itin 'descormn ot the| i public which de [get Me MTtLDR, af Nove. letters aa of devil wagon amazes even those who ights in the eynical jouls, the realist and the romanttio, ‘Letters from Evening World Readers |! kv! ts on tt. exploitation of uman weakness has Ticker. andthe. young. man wD about Mr, and Mrs, Dubb, I am only thinking of my own case, What do I earo for the Dubbs? Do they do any- thing for me? No! ‘Phen why do you bring their names into the discussion? "T don't know why it la but mon ob 0 fined atmosphere of @ “sof anything that ts dear to me, | Jeet to there Oh, well, never mind! T ese other |Home. They would rathes lead marred men come home, and they look pleasant | Men astray by getting them to play | , Mr, {cards at clubs and eeloons and In baahe Wd oheertull) exospt, of course, elor asartments, You do not ca for Brother Willie, and you know It! | You do not care for | my mother—you do not care for any elghtestory, fir of automobile clubs ook missed the time of {ts life. thes? effusion I have just quoted belonged ta ty the Metrs- | fabled documents were Indeed in existe evidently to the former school. But’ 7 i bees i . tence, and have perished unread, \the author of the “Love Lotte said: “Your mother, ? | Polltan Magazine that he found America| tenee, and have per: 4 yf the “Love Letters of a aS Ma SUERE, te) carid country" he had | In no aubject on earth ts there a wider | Hoss," whoover he was, shows a strong With claw, Weiledreaged |difference of opinion than on that of the | tendency to romanticism, For “Sweet winked in @ most horrible manner ana] Remark by W. BY [Boxtho Ealtor of The Bvening W W'Pheannot understand why newsboys| pave been here ten minutes ago, What | || Hpre torood to finve liceness when the| time did he aay you might expect him | evar Visite The Minister—Ah, shame! ‘ The Kid—Aw, say! What do you do i i ya 01 ople, 80 tho people a on {love letter, Practleally all of us are land lovely began one of these | fj " Dubb, and he and his wife do quarrel | i aarimenie. iy Tooke how mad own fs infested by small boys of A people, s ik: » people of London tt Practically a 80 10st | geen ; Meda pletaned), COWS é h don't. de 000 Ahasation soiling certnin weekly . Ora Boy iD “ ms the opinion al-| agreed that the writing of love letters !¢ gems of Hterature, Writing love let- Jevord, frog-eyed slob? > a great deal, but that la Mrs, Dubb's| co} Wilkins got the last tne ave had papers, ‘Nhe life of every Tharlem! ypy Wiven, Too, ready Aned here that Mr, Yeats)essenUally foolish, and practically all of | ters, whatever their character, ta a ed fault, because she {8 always bickering Seer a YY Afar alenouahen bs maie/a burien by these sinall person The Evening World: fs n true and most agreeable gen-|us write them, But there are no two |distinct. mania, the worst form that Vv Likel at the poor man. Gldnee GRY anviinks. suey heen use. h “L" and Subw: Mf you want ¢o get an idea of how] teman, opinions alike @s to what a properly |the deadly cacoethes scribend! can as- | ery Likely, “If I was running @ boarding-house | jooved at hin hand and said I thought twho eurround the as ou M much money there {8 dn this town go. ¢ © 8 constituted Ipve letter should be, sume, | I wonld not want @ better man at the! ine was cheating because he always ot Hons. No Hat, but Something W foithe IMltor of The Liyening We Itvls supposed to be the rule of trea\to compel women to remove hats, but 1 had a performance rult for me last night ) @ fancy aftalr her to remove it, but opera hat and would not d @o not the theatres forbid such nto the sult dey tof any of the| Coney nen fairly Jos there In trying on $10 and this goes on all ¢ to Keep those stores busy, | ' SuRDB NUE International cong: and horw!! agaln toemorrow, visitors, with tho frankfurter the pan and a welsoming hand i comers, By the almanac of Sune y oullngs sum * is officially here, eo. 8 head of the table than Mr, Dubb. He] better hands than you did, uy lon't vou remember how he alvaye wears @ enile und a Prince! AN) CHS when | forgot to put Up Albert ooat, but then he was one of | my" chips ‘or “when T”enached! down the most popu'ar flocr-walkers on Bixth| half the pots? f witled | _'It genUemen play with jadies the avenue before he marnied and settled | a6 Ket iikn kentiemen and not mind down to belng ithe husband of a lady! jittle things Ike: thong. phat te the TreA- who ran a fashionable boarding-house, | son why Iam against gambling In any although, goodness Knows, the Dubbs] eM unas’ r have lont fa much aac) do not run # fashlonable boarding-| conts, and Col. Wilidns won't play for @ “And when Mr, Dubb Was a Noor-| eo for me to try to please your friends, walker he used to stand near the main! ind T might as well give Jt up!" The ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial. I know one young woman who proudly | None of us that is worth while es- hibited ax @ model love letter this | capes it, except possibly those who are ef fusion from her flaneve: j too thin-blooded to tempt the microbes ‘My dear Mary: I arrived in Boston! to even tempomry aojourn in vhelr at £40 this morning and went to the |Velns, Generally, too, we are tho bet- ss of sport whion| Parker House, 1 had ham and eggs ter for tt oxcept in the sad Instances BOF THEM. |i. 46 aswomble at Brussels on June {fof breakfast; went to Brooking; on my {when our inky Indisoretions flad their and Raclug, will confer “Olympic degrees" on can- | had lunch. Have just finished | way into unsympathetle print e i hy of them, What Amer: | -— — od ity will establish the pre- vnting degrees for proficlen- | In athletes Such action ts caleulat t upproval as a just recogni jaima of a part of the col- oulum long alighted in the wal of academe honors, * 8 | Twentieth Century Beauty. bad enowsh throw away money New Yorker To the Multor of Th Why do New Ye ng Honal looks? 4 pf clothes, Gv. of people Brendway exnross th the j An has to sutter for {t "Whore did he get ail his money? We note that the enterprising Hove Mio) tae a) Hon ny opinion no anareied woman st mal dot he hud some insignificant Clowns proprietors of the Hippodrome York and Brookiys tvs? ) The Withbest Pere Son Most Take Out Papers, "Oh, my, not He was a Pulls ” Editor of The Byening W 1 man porter" Cle and Ld n Aft ten waiving become a natural. er IR Bers y have FORBIDDEN their in Society. § clowns from going into F Dealer, | Mo the Alor of he Hyoning W United states has a ¥ er ers \ socléty, Pat a he ii ae ing stoves from a blast crash | ube Ne arid Ue lat ad sitll (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co.) They are afrald society will Badiary, Who paitons of roligh fatiouse windows. Cowbosa| wool, hea | spoll the MANNERS of the ae nye Heer ae ihe Recon trieton, Keeps clowns, This would be sad, Indeed, and we agree with them. formance of shoot. wake a fow wips —————— The Surest Symptom, MONKEYS who have been in society have always gone to the wre Belinda, fairest mala, bad, and there \s little reason to believe that clowns are Cerininty Not. larged Against a etch aad one be i pas fi ieons trolled hal me the wood- 1 IMMUNE! Baye 6 bo a luwyor betore volding| Rak even 4 no bey With a dover's fondest art If we were a clown we would not want to go Into soclety, [pice as President? Bove By Tau sae dian tana Plead I for her hand and heart, As It ls, we go In when soclety WILL LET us! There ts no danger A Oynical Eu ployee. see Chief o'trien | With n look both swoet and shy, } that society will spoll us, Eee eiSie oe satrenk. eerets con, tne! salir of ves were deappearing | THLNCAC Pa Wo once knew a young man who Insisted that ALL ono FAA this city 48 Intolerable, ‘Dic oiher| . Where put it wap She should love me “until death," needed to get Into soclety was to wear a dress sult and his MAy'S had aarond to mect my moiher| Me ° Ba UiROL Y's | NERVE! He proved It, too! Yi F the Forty-second street staidon, "i min . . . “But if, sometime’— IT began, % Br tite WA teens 10 wor abot| oy ue Caine tne ee dn of safely Yn airee: plaaan do- “You should wee nome. cleverer But the clowns will be BETTER OFF away from temptation, clared by Commissioner MeAdoo to be of “abdut as much uso in saving life spibball would be In stapping @ ba hip in action.”” Sounds almost as if Id by the “best Chief New Yi rial ‘I think Heleno's face grows oa on had “Weu, man"'— With her laugh the shy look fled; (‘Are there other men?” she sald. Let them keep on playing golf with slap-sticks and AMUSE, thei. mie ante tah After @ man dies Is tt proper for 5) widow to have her letters sent to her | a as irs. gonn Sones, or 16 she supposed to drop his name and haye them hor As Mrs, Magy J pty! apr | SMITE. so Belng a straawer in the oy 1 ined the clreumstances to an em- eo asked bim how long it ea her to met from Cortlandt