The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1905, Page 14

| ‘bettered. There was a time when street steam railroad trains ran on the > surface of the centre of Manhattan Island as far south as the present De failed to show up and we have not seen si) » any other candidate of thelr machine for Mayor doubly impossible. a The New York Central uses Eleventh avenue as if it were a railroad The Even |) Pubitehed by tthe Proga Publishing Company, No. 58 to 68 Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, om a ) MOLUME 46. GOING OUT IN A SMUDGE. The State Legislature will adjourn in a smudge of scandal unequalled ~ Brrecent years, NO. 18,963, PAséous Niagara grab; killed the 8Ocent gas bill; repudiated the ‘pledge of its party and candidates to repeal the tax on the savings of the poor; refused to amend the mortgage tax so as to include the bonds of fallroad corporations; rejected the bill to start police reform and emas- culated the bill, afterward killed in the Assembly, to prevent and punish Corruption in elections, Thanks to the persistence of the Governor and the efforts of Senator TAMMANY AND “THE PEOPLE.” "’ ‘After shouting and resolving in favor of cheaper gas for the plundered people of this city, ten Tammany Senators united with thirteen bolting Repeblicans in killing the 80-cent gas bill. : ‘Whether this action was due to boodle, to'‘graft”in the “organization,” or to secret orders from the skulking and silent Boss, the effect will be the Same, The Tammany Senators have made the election of McClellan or Tammany's love for the “plain pee-pul” was still further illustrated fn Its votes against the bills to tax stock gambling and to equalize the tax Gn mortgages, THE QUESTION OF SHAME. Mayor Dunne, of Chicago, refuses to call for State or Federal aid to end the strike riots and violence on the plea that he does not want to “shame the city in the eyes of the world by admitting that we cannot pre- "Serve order in our streets.” But does not the shame already exist when the entire trucking and Gelivery business of Chicago is suspended on account of the strike—when crimes of violence are committed almost hourly—and when the contend- ing parties are armed for deadly conflict? If Mayor Dunne, with the police force and such special deputies as he "ean call upon, is able to restore order and preserve the peace, that is un- doubtedly the better way. We have an idea that the New York police would have made short work with the ricters before this time, But the history of all such outbreaks proves that.f the police either cannot or will ‘mot put down a riot at the start they are usually helpless when a great >) strike of violence gets under full headway. i If Mayor Dunne can restore order and give to the people of Chicago their paramount right to do business and use their streets at will he will deserve credit. But the “shame” which he dreads is already upon the city for its unchecked anarchy and its unrestrained disorder. The quick- est way to end it is the best. ‘ A CHANCE FOR CASSIDY. ‘Senator Cassdy, who sees only “a waste of power” in the world- wonder, Niagara, ought not to stop with his effort to give the Falls to boodling corporation, although, thanks to Publicity and an honest As+ sembly committee, the Grab is killed for this year. , He ought to prepare a bill for the next session providing for grinding: Into dust the Soldiers and Sailors’ Monument and the Tomb ofGrant, on Riverside Drive. Why should these useless piles encumber the ground when the | ecourers, the chemists and the adulterators of food are-crying for marble Dry up Niagara, blast down the Palisades, make pulp-of-the Adiron- ack forests, grind up the monuments! There is nothing great but the " \Almighty Dollar, and to get Boodle is the chief end of legislators! ' SAFEGUARD ELEVENTH AVENUE. If Eleventh avenue were on the centre of Manhattan Island and fs residents were people of means and social standing conditions which have annually clamored to the Legisiature in vain would long since have been Criminal Courts Building. No such state of affairs would now be tolerated, yard instead of a public thoroughfare. Accidents are of daily occurrence, and the children in the tenement-houses are the most frequent sufferers. Property values are injured by restriction of the neighbohood to cheaper tenements and factories. The clergymen of the neighborhood have headed a movement to hetter conditions, but so far they have not succeeded. The crowding of the population has increased the number of accidents, The New York Central is spending a vast sum to improve its facilities in the central part of the city. A comparatively small expenditure would relieve the west side from its present dangers, ‘The People’s Corner. The record of the Senate is particularly black. It passed the out: | Report Him to the Police, To the Editor of The Bventng World: ‘There {8 a man who goes around the city claiming to roprescnt « big tallor- ing oompary and offering to make a sult of clothes of very good materi for $15 or $10 and in @ week's time, If given an order he aske for a $ deposit. He got $5 from myself and several friends of mine @ long time ago, but he “him eny more, CHARLES FABRY, ‘The Suspender Dress, Wiltor of The Byening World: Cou there be anything more ridtou- f tg bad cnough to have a iry to fir: range with you after he has Letters from Evening World Readers from a strap and peep coquettishly at you over thelr newspapers? Ths is the| climax of masculine chesk and women should be protected from it. The com- pany ought to post a sign in the ele- vated and subway saying that mash- ers are liable to fine or Imprisonment or both, Then i would be atamped out Mke the epitting niteance, Mra. J, @ How Oan She Get Rid of a Boret To the Editor of The Evening World; I wish some woman render of The nv ee ing World Said on the Side. N* attack on coffee, this time by French doctors, who pronpunce tt “Incomparably more harmful to the nerves than tea," and actually “more dangerous than alcohol," Amer- can public, who drank 1,653,055,264 gal- lone lust year, will please take note. Consumption of 475,000,000 gallons of tea during the same length of time shows that wo are making respectable progreta as @ tea-drinking netton, though still hopelessly behind England, Veneration in that country of the ‘'5 o'clock tea’ as an institution, indicated by the ac- tion of the Dean of Norwioh fn chang- ing the hour of afternoon church ser- vice from 5 to 6.90 to avold conflict of dates, Result, a fair congregation whore tormerly there had been empty benches. ee e Man whose place of business, tn the shadow of Police Heatiquarters, has been robbed fifty times eays he ts ‘'be- ginning to lose confidence in the police,” © ye of little faith! eo 8 6 Bald now by Prof. Ernest Hecke! that the human soul ts identical’ with the soul of apes, the difference being! ene of quantity, not quality, Proof ad- vanced by another scientist that the blood of monkeys and men is exactly the eame in character and composition, May be necessary to give the hero of ithe Newport monkey dinner belated credit as a gocial Darwin more dis- cerning than his fellow-men. eee Tom has been a benedict for al- most two weeks, “You have no idea what you mise by not being married," he satd to his friend Jack, “No, I suppose not," rejoined the latter, "Do you count your money every night and morning ?"—Ohi- cago News. °o 28 e@ ‘The Nine's police bill among the dead measures at Albany, Thrown out at first, #0 to speak. ee 8 Wedding party at the National Art Club escapes shower of mice and old whoes by taking to the roof, Evidence im the publicity recently attained by ‘this club of its possession of an artistic and capable preas agent. oe e Importation of diamonds and pearls for April $2,429,388, almost enough of fteelf to furnish a Fhoritia hotel dtning-noom display, Indications, by the way, in the thett of the Vanderbilt diamomis and the veporte of @ trainmen's conspiracy, 40 rob tourists that the centre of lost Jewelry sensations han shifted tem- porarly to the “American Rivers.” . ee Girl who made $90,000 on stopk could herdiy have done better eas a member of a “Florottora” sextet, ery Towa wohoolme'am to be the bride of a ‘Catinet officer. Profession continuss to meintain its reputation for mmbri+ monial eligibility. toe . “When a fellow shoves himectf,” asked young Kallow, “te 4¢ neoce- You Five Hours AGour LEVY AND 9 How \'lt TALK to POOODEHLHHHOH OHO HE sory to shave up against the grainp’ “Why chou’ you scant to knowr? asked Eider, “You'll only have to shave down." —Philadelphia Presa, eee Precedent of the California firm whioh| haw decided to make employment cop- ‘tingent on the employee getting mar ted will be watched woth interest, Ob- werved in the case of large corpora- tious which require total abstinence in employees that their action has done much ta advance the cause of tem- Perance, and good reason to believ: that matrimony would be largely pro- moted by a similar rule against single men, With legislatures taxing him and bus!ness houses discriminating against h4m, the bachelor will 1s becoming less and | oe Adimony of $3,000 for a Gibson girl, a rather high figure to fit her own, ee Writer in the London Telegraph spenks of the American verunda as ‘the particular retreat of Cupid the haven of filmtation and the storm centre of gussip.”’ ‘Thus does the verandy Diay its part in the summer life of Amorten from June unti] October," says this observer from afar, who adds thut “the craze for verandas has grown to much an extent that the area taken up by thin adjunct of the summer home is often as large as the entire residence, while the furnishing is ae carefully looked to as that of the drawing-room iteelf.”” Prize irritable man of whom th is recoid seems to have been the one wiv commbited euicide at Hayward's Heath, Sussex, bocause he could not receive a telephone connection as quickly as he wished. Regreited that he could nut have had prelimmary practice in pa- thence here. ing. oe Misa Mabel Malinda Montgomery Said she was opposed to all flum- mery} live, Toh and-tan bamana more resentfully morose. At first the banana’ toward mankind in general that Sia played such a singular indifference to its manifold merits, But love and hate allke show a marked disinclination thus to scatter thelr fire, and the hatred of the little struggled humanly to concentrate itself, It was not long in finding an oppor- | For there paused daily before the puehcart A Thing of Blue ang Brass, that smote terror into the soul of one TO Mittle Italian and when It was in a good with lordly fingers among the bandanas for the plumpest and firm-/a est, and, having eaten | But when It wa. minded, uttered strange sounds, mostly “Gwan, land sent the owner of the pushcart fly- now," ing fingers. Fete bak We iy eae Evening. LOLOHLSTEH4-OOOOCHHO! Summing Up. By J. Campbell Cory. POOOHD®OLO® $999 H0OEH0O 969044 OFF HF I-4OHOHOHHLGL-H: NOW I'LL TALK TO YOu FOUR HOURS ABOUT oe i & = s PPDOOO2POLESOO DOOM SDE-IHDOOSITOS OOE OOS: e Man Higher Up. By ‘Martin Green.’ $6qp SHH,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that Nan Patterson runs @ chance of getting tree on bail.” Mr, Rand {f she does,” asserted the Man Higher Up. “To waste as much wind and eloquence on a jury as he did {s a sad experience, In addition, the action of the Patterson jury cuts 4n awful gash in a now theory of Prosecuting persons acoused of crime that has grown up in this town. “Once upon a time public prosecue tors tried to convict persons indicted for murder on the evidence Ift'the evidence was weak they devoted their powers of logic to an endeavor to plece It together, others who might be mentioned have outgrown this old-fashioned method. “The new scheme of prosecution is to forget the evidence and try to out. general the jury. If you haven't got facts quote poetry, Start off by tell- ing the jury that you will prove the defendant guilty and wind up by calling the defendant names, Play emotion straight and place. “Before long we may expect to ‘have our murder trials conducted by, theatrical managers, Our billboards may be pasted up with notices like this: To-Night, To-Night, Mr. Charles Doughman presents Jane Doe In @ Trial for Murder in the First Degree. All-Star Cast of Prosecutors and Defending Counsel, Under the Stage Direction of Ben Mallard. Admission from 25c. Up, Boxes $100/° “But it wouldn’t be legal,” prow tated che Ciser Store Man. “What's the difference?” asked Man Higher Up. “Isn’t this 10002" Tommy Changed His Mind ITTLE TOMMY, a Boston boy, haa L brought the teacher a hanasome bouquet of roses, and as she Placed it on her desk his litte heert swelled with pride, During the mor (ng session she had oocasion to cor- rect and punish him for some infrac- tion of the rules, and he went back to his seat very much disconcerted, not “Well, Tommy?" “You know those roses I gave yout” “Yen,” “Welt, I don't give them to you. & only let you take them," By Nixola Greeley-Smith. v4 and ‘At firet the soul of the banana yearned paused amatytically before the pushcart,’ hoping for the touch of those consecrat- But, alas, tt was always | HER B® lived| passed over. I time on Pushoart a vindie tive banana, Hour uniformed ture. seductt ear un ke a petty Law- | gon, or, more diplo: in miniature, he upon the sidewalk, grew minutely returned, And as jeorner alring Its resentment was itself under Its feet. ment the had been consigned. banana | ana and Its Deel, a fall. name, scientific let the Italian more sternly love on there,””| ing of his balcony, of tho telegraph, lights, bells, man a An Accidental Dise But {t happened one day that this omnipotence by hour it saw its called down by a aul lordiler being yellower and more whom It spoke of publicly as ‘the Cedi eesita | roundsman” and under Ita brea! strange spluttering sounds, and der av onslaught of) sult It bore down upon the pushcart’ and that made wrecked ft sending ite contents into, the mi je of the street an the banana man feel the middie of next week, And as it lay in the gutter the soul of | the vindictive banana grew hoi within Q waon, it and it lay there plotting reven, matically, @ Lawnon it was not fart seek. F | moment a newaboy spied, selzed and | ,Jthough the stock had been picked over! devoured it in one complimenta all day, no eye had lighted tn friendly| But the peol.ng appraisal on the small, shrivelled black- that had id its. threw The Vindictive Banana. And {t grew to hate It ones upon @ with all the force of its vindictive na- been with owner into ge, For at that | gulp. elesaly ‘And then the Thing of Blue and Brase It stood on lordly presence and uluing to and fro upon Its hi peel of the vindictive banana Insin' 1 the eels, ihe And the next mc Moral—Consider the vindictive ban- For it goeth before hing of Brass, unhelmet mud bespattered, Jay supine In the vers gutter to which the vindictive banana ‘overy, HPRE lived In Boulogne, over & hundred years learned etudent, Dr. Gelvant oy On one occasion he was making experiment with After they were dead, wishing to dry them, he plerced them with little brass rods and hung them on the iron rail. Italy, ago, a frogs, To his surprise in ttery, which | been employed in the Inter inventions teoHev cans, c.—all there because a frog made the acquaintance of a wis? they began to move, and Galvani saw | this was duc to the action of the wind, \‘This knocked ihe part of the bodies against the electric Bo she went on the stage And became quite the rage, In a costume the critics called summery. —Chcago Tribune. eee Automobiling now indicted by the doo- tors as tending to favor the develop- ment of diabetes, due to vibration, Evening World would tell me what to 6.45, and Keep the stores from closing exactly on time and the tired girls from getting home to thelr dinners, Thero is No excuse for this, and it ought to be topped, Women ought to have a litt! consideration for. cach ouher , Riders of auto-cycles are declared to @o when a man acquaintance, after! be specially Hable to the ailment, the ous than these suspender dresses the/obtaining permission, brings another| existence of which in railway trainmen women are wearing, My wife has one, | young man to call and the latter turns | has previously been noted, and I have nicknamod her “One-Gallus out to be the deadliest bore on earth oe 8 Bi" after an old chiizen of my native! ana, of course, Immediately show a| “Bloycle face’ and ‘bridge eye’! In Miasourl whom I knew as a boy. ‘of wanting to inake my house his he women now folowed by the ‘golf I know too late that I don't want to) voice.’ Should be included tn the same 1, A Matter of Tae {know him, but I don't want to offend! caterory with the “glass arm’ and ; Pan rregane acouae We er \my friend BE. A.W. | “housemaid’s knee. \. Ie proper to ba acon before Ts 4 i} . . . frying it? 2 Are Hungarians descend- Fee yee ey nape eres | Innovation made In the public tolera- ante of Jews?) MARY CLARKE, __ | To the Editor of The Evening World {Gr GE Veudsee paGKe ten tueninernh Brooklyn, N. ¥. Gomething ought to be seid about the tional and New art gallesies In London, ; horde of women who ifor no reason at, "onal and New art galleries In London, A Cure for ‘Mashing.” an delay thelr shopping until tay op) Nich bath permitted smoking on var- fo the Raltor, of The Bvening World: nishing day, Odd concession to the prac- ce by a Liverpool theatre, in which ghe audience is allowed to smoke during the ordinary variety performance, bu {a compelled to extinguish all pipes and ‘clgarg while the short dramatlo plece: re being produced, A a pas Mr, @priggins—How on earth will any one know that Is Artiet-Because I'm going to put your mame under They Can't Mistake It. t. my portrattt Too Tall, | | Bell," “Aw, he's cracked!" "I know, feel pure of It!" — A Love Song. N Arcady of old, I A shepherd to his love ‘Phe old, old story told, With cummer skies above, A simple tale it was Of words forever new: ‘Beloved, I love you, 1 love you, I love you," Valr Rosalie, to you 1 fain would pledge my heart. Arcadia’s shepherd true Would play a better part; His words I'H ui Clown--Why {s Miss Woodenhead #0 Partial to old Jack? Doll—It's his hetght that wins her, She is never annoyed by his kissing o bugsing her. a A Few Ding-Dongs. “He thinks he's a ringer for Liberty That's what makes hina EL TIT, i ‘ Mrs. Nagg on the = fifteenth, for won't get at them! y Of course, you don't care whether the or not. But I care, have money to waste I have not, some money to get a silk taffeta, nant Tobought last week myself, and forgot to allow for seams, and it too small and I will he would ask all vour friends to send mi Ine night Col, Wilkins was her: them, And It wan all Col, Wilkins’ his way 60 he wouldn't crush them, an Lrother Willie came in at 3 A, M. a the cozy corner and tore down all th ampery and spoiled the cushtons, fine silk cushions, them all give end the presents back, The Faster the Better. (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co.) one place the more dangerous faster It gets away the safer It If a machine endanger: MINUTES It will only threat therefore SAFER than one goin Who ever heard ofan «.-. By Roy L. moths come in and eat everything up because if you) “And that reminds me that I want tried to cut out the green taffeta rem- e to throw! it away or make couch cushions of It; | and that reminds me that 1 wish you some nice silk couch and sofa cushions, Brother Willie came in and put his fect Up on the cumhions and spoiled two of fault, for he had put the cushions out of tired from night sohool that he couldn't get upstairs to hed, and went to eleep in “Of course, Brother Willle has no money, and, as it was all Col, Wilk’na's fault, and he !s a rich man, I think he might send home at least half a dosen “Before Mrs, Ladyfinger was married she had a lot of beaux. and she made her handsome presents, and then she would quarrel with them and men all boycotted her, and and Mr.— McCardell. ... she was in danger of becoming an ol@ maid when Mr, Ladyfinger met her, and ing ‘t was comfortable and being prom- ised an allowance he married. “But they treat him terrib! allowance is only ten cents a week, and jhe cries it any one will listen to him, nd tells how he has been sold into ala- ‘very for ten cen's a week, and he is | 80 fond of birds and flowers, too! “Thank goodness, my spring cleaning [im all done, and what do you think? Mamma came over here when I was in | the midst of It and never gave me @ hand to help me even dust off a picture frame! “And yet when I visit her In Brooklyn she always pretends she has an attack I will find a clean me to start in and es that she haw left | and tells me w. apron and exp: wash up her dis 1| standing since morning! “But 1 Just tell her, and tell her plain= 1j{y, that I have not come over to Brooklyn to risk my life in the bridge crush and among the trolleys to do her housework “and then she says to me, ‘How dare you talk like that to me? “Where are you going, Mr. Neg? I do declare you do not seem to have lone minute to ait down quietly in your home. ow haven't had time to ray @ worl to you, but what you grab your hat and runt is} ry Mr. Nagg, you'll be sorry some ——=——- ‘| day 4 He Looked For It, ‘4 MEMBER of a temperance soctety A heard of @ man in the southern part of the elty whose wite, In popular pariance, “had driven him to Grink,"” ‘The advocate decided to call on the inebriate and his wife and to \plead with him to give up drink, The leavening she called she did not find the ut the tempera |toper Me dons wile talked on other ores AC last’ she asked the woman ff it was true that her husband was ‘arink. wey en te Wo drink!" was the answer to 4sed white ribboner's question, Henge to: my man is willing to walk, no matter how Far he has to go to get It. 8 The ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial. Too many people are arrested for GOING FAST In buzz wag- ons. We believe the practice Is wrong. We know the automo- bile is a dangerous thing. The longer It fools around In It becomes to MORE people. The Is. This ts logic and It Is correct, the lives of 1,000 people In SIX 800 In THREE MINUTES. i The rule should be to get the thing out of the neighborhood ‘as soon as possible, The automobile going a mile a minutels ga MILE inten minutes. : We be- lieve It is TEN TIMES SAFER, : automobil 00 to say humbled, in epirit. He thought It all over and at the close of the see | sion presented himself before the teacher. “Tt will be an awful blow to young f Mr, Rand an? — ‘after looking over their home and find- Ww