The evening world. Newspaper, April 13, 1905, Page 16

i Bll aaa Ade The Evening World’s Mome “Magazine, Thursday Evening, April 18, 1908. Said on the Side. 4 by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 6} Park Row, New Tork. ; ‘Adtored at the Post-Omce at Mew York as Hecond-Class Mell Matter, PRON Gh ea) MALSaa Deady of Design in agreeing to let the - NO, 18,041, fence around {ts property for| Dill-posting on condition that the ills JEFFERSON'S DAY. Sars ta CoE RaLOaTE Beare nG PeSeod Santoro HorgH HLH HHOINESHOODOSIESEOOOOOOOOODDIENIGDS DODLIOLHHOIIED 1F900040060040000000000008 The Man : coy : Sweet Charity. ° ‘ 4 By J. Campbell Cory. 3 Higher Up. *|By Martin Green, NIDEE BB. ncccssccnvevecscers moses sosseeeceres Man, “that Commiusioner McAdoo would Ike to have ‘One hundred and sixty-two years ago today Thomas Jefferson |bom. He was twice elected President of the United States and en- d many other high honors, but chose to be remembered—as shown pthe epitaph written by himself—as “Author of the Declaration of can Independence, of the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom Subway advertising contractors. Main- tained by these authorities, it will be Tewembered that a well-executed ad- vertising poster contributes to the im- Provement of popular taste in art, and it may be that the Academy indorses this view in allowing the use of its ) “Te sald the Cigar Gtore Andrew Carnegie dump a Ubrary into Police Headquartera” “The Commissioner,” remarked the Man Higher Up, “don't seem to be wise to Mr, Carnegia’s work. It {s not the custom of Mr, Carnegie fence for a commercial amt exhibit, to donate books, He puts up library ‘buildings with his name over the door. It 1s up to the grateful rectpi- ent to fill the libraries with books, ind Father of the University of Virginia.” ) {This indicated a very high and noble ambition. Inthe speeches:to-pBanner’ as sung in emamoulated form) fight tn his honor Jefferson will be celebrated chiefly as a wise whatesman [*> "™* spots chest fs muaty oft ay. and the founder of the Democratic party. A statesman has beamdescribed lattrestions “Beatie tr ty woe Residence in the borough pay the librarians and janitors, the 6 “a philosopher in action.” Jefferson was the best illusteatlom of: this) comprises ail the comforts of home heat, gas and water bills and keep Halong with the possible discovery of ie — , rare combination that our country has ever seen. aden treasure tm the cellar and a tea- 4 $ | up the ropalrs : “But Mr, Carnegie might change But he was more than this. He was the apostle of personalliberty, OF two Of wild Week Lite, his method for the Police Depart ‘Of political equality and of freedom of thought, speech and the press.| Cennet be expected that Preshtent ment. He might neree to give Heads iting to Dr. Priestly in 1802 to correct the false eulogium that it was] Roceevelt will approve the decision of ; Ty. ‘ . > |quarters a bunch of books. Althougly y gl the Wer Department Civil Bervice| % As a ye . he is a man of deep discernment, it he “more than any other individual that planned and established the Con-|Boartthat « department employee mar- 1s doubtful if he could select a mena ” * ‘eying an employee of euperior rank Mtitution” Jefferson said: ‘met reaign, Clearly @ blow at matri- of Itterature that would appeal, to the bulls in their lelsure hours, Here 1 was in Europe when the Constitution wasyplannediand never saw-tt till atter/™ony and an (nvasion of the well-es- [ S@wwas established On recetving it 1 wrote strongly to Mr, Madison urging the pee CSSA Ment emipleyer aa ak 8 1s an incomplete lst upon which a wath of provision for the freedom of religion, freedom of the press, trial by Jury, [iin posse eu a > |gattafactory line of Pollce Headquas Corpus, the substitution of militia for a standing army end an express ters reading might be reared: “eseryition to the State of all rights not specifically granted to the Unton, Hele Taine ist Relainteneanorine aoet “wTouchin’ On and Appertainta” s moved in the first section of the Constitution for these-amendments, 76 per cent, of the girls who owe thelr To,’ by William Stephen Devery, (Which were agreed to and ratified. by the States as they now stand, This ts'all the | "Un to “take” hotels are country gtrle ““Ketched with the Goods,’ by the ‘Band I had in what related to the Constitution, may change tthe rural point of view pane! auciGr, “'Past Performances On Afi ‘Tracks,’ with regard to these moral death-traps, But what a vital and comprehensive “all!” Think what the Constl- of of tutlon and the Government would have been without these Jeffersonian | , hitile Clarence Pa what t an “How to Give the Ranfkaboo to guarantees! Mr. Catitpers—4n optimtst, my the Rounds,’ anonymous, Just now, when criticism of public servants {s resented and some- “How Many Cops Could ® Shoofy © @imes punished, it is well to remember that Jefferson said: "No govern- eee ea =e Ry a #, : POHOPEOTHOCED DOWSHOSe 3a what happens if it docen’t happen to him son, 48 @ person who doesnt care 2 aN i reat Ought to be without censors; and when the press is free none ever “‘Marooned for Seven Years,’ by The World if and ever shall be FREE! The “rigid investigation” of the Equitable promised by a committee ‘of the directors is near the limit af ‘‘nerve.” It is very like an mvestiga- “Nice Ifttle brary for Police Head- | ‘ quarters,’ which Commissioner McAdoo J’ drops a hint for so that Mr, Camegie can hear, should include duplicate copies of “Old Sleuth,” "Sherlock Holmes," Anna Katherine Green and Gaboriau, oe & SSeS FPDDIDOOON O54: 085406 Max Schmittberger. “Japanese Real Bstate,’ by Alea Williams, “Always Under the Gun,’ by Stephen 'Brien. “Soliloquies of a@ Snitch,’ by ® |'Squealer Henry.’ tion of the Gas Trust by Murphy, Gaffney and three direators of the Con- aa Laaberragsdapr ede wait yee ‘ “ Z 3} "How to Dress om $8,500 a Year,’ solidated Gas Company. Murphy's Home" and “The Mulligan q p a g 4 3 d » | by George MoCiusky. a mt’? - Guards." Death of ‘Dave’ Braham y g a sl Rey Oe ate suggests that the fathers of the present | “You haven got ‘anything there a TO SAVE THE PARK TREES. @eneration of theatre-goera have mem- bila yeu HAN ORE Pet ere eptetad) y ‘ a ont orles which newer comic opera ditties 4 4 %K committee of public-spirited women of the west side has under-|and coon songs can never efface, | the Cigar Store Man. ; en a fine work of civic patriotism—tt ing of trees in the park: Sos “The methods i Laviestios A Bans m—the saving of trees in parks. “, line of delimitation b » are too prim! ive to interest the (ene | aS ah That there is need for this effort is shown by the fact that no less hewenn leenaata work’ ay rrien'®. WOFk? > \tral Office,” explained the Man | than twenty of the large and beautiful elms on the Mall in Central Park|$Rowd fo Sur’ at aun contose. that ; 2 | Higher Up. should be drawn at all, I confess that ——$—$—— hhaye died within the last two years. Others are dying simply through}! em WERE aL UNEATe ASHE Sag MARRY alee h A cag thes a Abbott. vs re ng ity among bachel from Tack of proper nourishment. In all sections of the park there are trees| eta masculine standards in every ager ot thirty to forty-five te eald to be _ “sick” from the same cause. The thin soil in which they were planted | ine of aotivity. There is Hragmus High m7 per cent., while among married men ¥ hi d School, for instance, with ite "girls’ of the same age it to 18 per cent. Tor a become exhausted and needs renewal and enrichment. baseball team." | forty-one bachelors who attain the age \ , + . eee | he are seventy-ight 4 The Park Commissioner now has, it is said in official quarters, enough : Ro ie va i ‘The difference is still more striking In money at his disposal to inaugurate this too-long-delayed improvement. euine: faa en evict thd ; : It should be undertaken at once. Fifty years are required to grow a fine| some, more, genere! ae het Piya jj MSSions, shade tree, It is better economy to save them than slowly to replace| which bas become a regulan feature of > them; and meanwhile we shall have the shade and the beauty, Ce Te tat maaken an arent y) cared race betweon rival women's Any Assemblyman who votes for the Niagara grab bill today ought ane mae meomn'e. Hraod ny to be sent over the Falls with no other life-preserver than a hog’s bladder, |!" Eheland, and so mush avast noed ‘At alxty years Permons of adv aremain bat. twenty-two _O— = yw bachelors for, torty:eik ig t meventy, @ ig ‘ fyeseven, married ne a" a olgnty, POLEOOOOTIDOOOMODHODOMDEDOOH DDG three bachelors FoF a —— marricd men; ra twene Be. 19OOOOO094$.9009HO6FOHOS SE OGHSOOLDODODHODIDHOF FDOOSOH COO OSGLI DID OGO EGG Ossifi ed Men 7 . “Unwilling Schoolboy." Mrs. Nagg and Mr. — By Nixola Greeley-Smith. BRORKEN-|the perpetual sunshine necessary to HEARTED| thetr love, ladyof Phil-| Though the essence of love is unselt- Hadeipnia nas gued| ines, selfishness 19 generally the s love Is. ther 0 $26,000 far breach of | ovidence thet he hasn't an ossified promise and hej heart. says he will be pet-| Now, as a matter of fact, an ossified rifled rather than! heart, lice a contented mind, is better +. By Roy L. McCardell... - TH cept a little powder, because I do hate C4 f puent ba f@ shiny face, and then if J am going take the anywhere, just a little dab of color. hildren to the pho- “I know what you are going to say, y Mr, Nogg; you are going to say luse f° eyatnatd CI) rosaline on my lps, Well, I don't daud % says “the*hockey girl" is growing 60 a INALIENABLE CIRCUS RIGHTS, ie thal wun tea caaeca lts > Whatever may be the varying opinions as to providing poor chil- Ree Sat ORE MRT oe aes ren with free breakfasts, there is unanimous support to the proposi- Pmischiet already done and bring back thon that all orphans should be taken at least once a year to the circus, |%2, Bagiiah, social and domeatic, ite . graceful girlhood of the past To go to the circus is the most inalienable right of childhood. A child eo ee ) May: go tuingry and barefoot and be poorly clad and still grow up to be| _ Teacher—Fiphting apain, Willie? have some nice pie- It on Uke Mrs, Stryver does, and the HIBcRN Poa ee kind I uso isn't really rosaline, tt te fast though I do hate! | ;; family groups, Mr, | Ip aalve to keep the lips from chap- i H ‘i idn’ to; ia 4 cant, h ies, Fe 7 y perman- y, ing. i @great man, a President or a high financier. But no boy ever properly Pai eenseai, Sane ae Pete neat and nat. | ene euar avioclegainet unuappncee there Nags. A tamily | Anyway, you do not care how & developed whose childhood had been circusless, Witto—But i didn't do any Is,“ Selitsh people very rarely have @roup looks to me ‘Or look, You would want me to look like a _ Barnum & Baley invited to their circus 7,000 orphans from all] good. Look what ike Jones boy ” ural inference cone | nery t 18 almoat Impossible to hurt cerning osatfied men | thelr feelings, and it you do, they don't | care, provided they ‘gain bhelr point, Is that they are une| which they must invariably, unlesy 7 wmially etony-heart-| happen to be amore selfish than they. ‘0 the selfish belongs the world, Even ed. But, aaa matter of fact, there area] though we may occasionally Hee ln: great many creptures of ordinary flesh | selfish persons fn high places, we may ‘and blood with stoner hearts, bo sure that however free they may ike a show ot hands, Susan Ter- Wilger has hadpR some lovely ple- joy L, McCardell, you I hay, a wrinkle in my face, ale <u though goodness knows I have had tbat taken and ehe has a amirk on ner | trouble enough, andthe way you have, wakes you sick to look at, for if| worriad me, Nr. Nagg, is enough to i ever there was @ deceltful cat {t's Busan |make mo «ray, Not that I mind have asylums that could be reached. All the orphans went, and it did them| did while 1 counteds all kinds af good. Every circus should follow this example. The aspsrisn pwirll Hippodrome, too, should establish a regular orphans’ day, All orphans Pirctataee vse aac waitee Mrs. Dubb, who used go much atuft on her face that she ts all wrinkted, ia 5 * appear. they ar lly slaves of the ‘ under twebre should be allowed free admission, The older orphans Bee with a riding whip was as child's] Ai) moq are more of tess onsified Ae Aubmerged seinshnias of othersot onpe Nate ' ing @ few gray hadrs, for all our famély, i] . the cardiae region. The statemen ous wives, querulous parents, or un- a time sat for photographs prematurely gray. ; should haw: to pay, and the orphans over fifty years old should be eee faaed tooxs| Nold# wood of them ail the me, anc Frevetul cbiloren, Blessed, lnised, are here was euch an Intelligent young rother Willie has prematurely gray. » | charged an additional sum to furnish the free orphans with peanuts, | que’ smem ey sisit te shamefaced 100k] | + merely in those momenta of spititu-| Inherit the ea moaoher (te Shhany, who ham ceme [FAN DORN me Ee teldlime totaal a eyes Inonly @ boy of twenty, b pink lemomade and ‘orn ball y | with which a visit is made to “uncle's” | ee ratation to which the petrifying very Inte to achool)—What do you|Tomarkable face, and that the oontour|*%:, i's whher you gay T Mmeht ’ if ai haa alls, to iaow tat Ara, Stanford pammed levy iy langly aPblied ns oan, an by coming 40, Inte? of my chin betokened eloquence, He | known YU could not iat raention vers en her jewels to help out Stanfoi Jni- | . fohnny—I dunno; but it seemed es | advised mo to have some pictures taken | his name go by Out saying aone aN ry ¢! to a visit from Santa Claus at Christmas | Versity. It J doubtful if the hearta of ovst- if” one tooks at you || it, %F every step I took I went back |In low neck and short sleeves and eald | Tue} {hinge Willie 1s too refined te 4 time, to an afternoon at the circus in the spring and to some kind of a Oy Fea rien cine IN ae ety, eugene new, i LS Ese heuer eT eee en | Fay pene an clams, weet “ay One that's Brutal ies } ¢ of their ostensively softer fellows, g ver g ere aul, Yr Mrs, y' hould be p _ odlebration on pally of July, Boards of Aldermen may be abol-| Charncteristio tnstance of up-to-aete] cg ong unalterable faot in @ con-|] Although your even array be Poses rdw Mead t Al ay SS to'anow wate inean die: " ished, even the old horse car: i egislatio “Fstantly changing world i# the pelfish- turned, position you have. becal ; S$ may some day vanish, but the rights of | thorizing a “proxy penman' to reliove| nese of its male inhabitants, And it 19|] fou fecl the gaze on cheek and brow Disillusioned. men who pose you at the photograph | even discuss wetting some pt Childhood should be safeguarded and perpetuated, the Mayor from the onerous task of slgn-[seitshness that ossifies the hearts of!] As if ft touched or plucked oF =e gallerion always try to coax you to take | talon but Wit ie taut my ing 90,00 certificates of cMty stock, Pro-|men and breaks the hearts of women. | burned— tL do} Poamieg cer 60s 6 Tooke what you said about, how. fh posel law would be weloomed by many} A needle in a haystack, @ bright line|] A soundless and tmpertous call TELE SeleR: Guetta hap eae onoe Painted bse YOUR ‘rend, Mr was bankers and officials and avert cases of Jin a musical comedy, @ thought behind | “On with the dance!” says Andrew Camegle, “I will pay the fid- Incipient writers’ cramp If {t could be|® five-dnch pompadour—none of these made of wider application, Reported af! 60 rare os a man's unselfish heart. |} §5 does my maul look on your soul, Gler’’—tha is to say, the bagpiper, few days ago that members of the firm] Of course this may apply to women @s/} Intent and yearning, Though it be Rome had its Coliseum and New York has its Hippodrome, Cus-/of Kuhn, Loeb & Co. will be: obliged} “Oy tnt, That elsewhere lee some apell’s Consider the attitude of the average : inet é rsonally to eign 8,000 certificages for the 6 control, + toms and tastes change, but the human being in all lands and times has | ee 'gneevess tena allotment “man in love, ‘There aro among men|} yer ¢ hall turn end took at mo! ; That you resist—yet enwwer after all! Poult twee tauen: “Some women are so vain, always LONG-HEADED. running to the photographer's and| Mamma—Now, dear, you may invite b having thelr res taken, but Mrs.| one of your little pinymates tn to ahare Stryver knows looks a aight, and] your birthday cake, =» all the money si nda on complex:| Tommy—All night, I'll ask Jimeng fon creams doesn't make her look any | Jones, as many fair weather lovers as fair pearly loved a show. cae weather friends, And there are women || Shell turn, for love's eoncentred better, If you could #ee her in the| Mamma—tZ thought you liked Wiile f Delicate legal question apparently in-} who go on lowing men after they have | Baro morning before her face {# made up it| Brown better. volved in the action of a Fifth ave-|proved themselves to befong to this|| Shall burn as through «@ etass the would scare you, she looks eo sallow, | Tommy—Xee'm, but Jimmy dow@ Species, with the imposaible hope of | solar. revel “Phank goodness, my complexion ts| like cake and he don't eat muches making such a dicker with the weather || —New Orleans ‘Times-Democrat, my own, and T er put a thing ex:! Philadelphia Pi prophet ag to supply them GlWaYS WIth | —_—— i 2 PON Dever bur en)® thine. The People’s Corner, tr irnin tay ton to B peri Yeahs Sree ood oe The *‘‘Fudge?’, Idiotorial an adjoining house. A just discrimi. | Letters from Evening World Readers (i ne he, fists of & lover of this form of melody and the wrongs 01) te neighbor nh irri- Bae anti re tnei Tippee: | Feots eet moltier tad bean a little sea ‘by dhe pola, waved. welch ov Right in the Style. U ‘Ought her hy M aL A 2, ieoaer ocnite te, tp moder rien er tims expired ahe vould Havel suiwasio eangiesioy, a ‘ Much fault 1s found with Mr, MEN aee tisedup as «lavish tinoes | Ped she ay How to toon UTE aan The Good an Rockefeller for giving money to are an object of patronizing derision Mra. J, C, ROE, Brooklyn, ara, Gadblee—I have resolved Phi lentedhedicras AM atl eat h eo the Bad of It, § good works. Some fault ts be- the waiters. By the time you have| ) tipped the head waiter, your own never to say another word against our neighbors, ing found because he does not (Copyrot, 1908, Planet Pub. Co.) ™ glve MORE! now sittin’ there eatin’ cream with. Nuisances at the Play, out offerin’ @ bite to a lady,” Imp the wiitor of The Pvening Work: swaiter, the coat boy and the other . tea around a restaurant, whi Wien will peaple leara coms Py Gabbles—I suppose that meana ———_- A @ man in ordinary ciroums cency in respecting the rights ee athe there is absolutely nothing more to A. Lang and the Dog. We belleve that ALL money fs Be oea eee 1 atten s| be aad. —Chicayo Newe, NDREW LANG, who was at some| GOOD that Is not counterfelt. We do not think any man ls smart : HIN N. HARCOURT, | Pe he other nigh + A pains @ while ago to explain! engugh to pass a BAD DOLLAR on Rockefeller, Bartende: M : {noyed throughout the | enoug p er, te rs Rodress le Through the Courts, he p Dy why he did not ike George Ade, G Bees ot rhe woenne wens, | ‘i, conuaual talking of n Rea aa leat nine Gl hasta Nt Is now a equal palns to explain why he| SOMETIMES take bad money'to please a customer, but Rockefele i) « Who sat tn owe ° 4 ‘ ghica o i} can {collect money due me for! ir goma Litied ReseE Fes r | tennis courts, nine basebajl diamonds peel eet Oe tas tacos ler NEVER does, r from former employer #0 as to pane and tires football elds” for thelr old lystrated Kennel Nows, he denies the So there should be LESS FUSS about It. Besides, Rockefeller ¢ academy reads ike a Bronx Park Com- missoner’s playground prospectus. It Aavi Mo 5 makes @ convincing showing of the Im- pepeede llkyte portance attained by athletics tn edu- the Hditor of The Hyening Workt: ho | “ When reading about the girl who sot absolutely without any idea of deceney, | calonet ourriculuma within a genera- | thom to the House of Refuge 1 could|in splte of the fine clothes they wear CunLelan®) i holp thinking if the mother had| Although it is allowable for men ried to | Actor who la to become college pro- wh! A little harder she could have | smoke in music hails, I do not see why fessor may find the faces of his labels uy ‘something with the girl herself, jo Kentleman should sit by @ lady and| room audience strangely familiar. % ® sil, does, not es Soleo whe will | putt cizar smoke in her face all evening Ls pela bow the trouble of going to court? av. Smoking in Theatre, id date dista Vandal catalan LU) far-seeing man. He KNOWS that the heathen now complete "Ho saya: ‘There ts not one of the| thelr toflet by putting lumps of butter in their heads and letting aoven deadly sing of which the dog Isjthem MELT! If they are converted the heathen will use vaselli not habitually guilty, and I am una- which Isa Standard Oll by-product. Wey ware of a single redeeming feature in hls repulsive charmoter.” The critics Mee to understand also that good men are re- spectable enoug) to to be cai HOW loam anyth! more than he @waim if be were| Medical cription 4 ae Qong he gues th alee @ whiking by her stm om the { precipice iene arttberee|