The evening world. Newspaper, March 31, 1905, Page 16

Ai b Company, No, 68 to 6 Park Row, New Tork. Penomee et New York as Becond-Clase Mall Matter, + NO, 18,028, SUBWAYS FOR ALL. nto the greatest number of people, fares during certain hours for the benefit of wage-workers, | for schoo! children, transfers for all boroughs and other advan- which the existing coritract falled to obtain, Subways for all—no more monopoly—should be the watchword, % ——————— MAKE A TEST ON BOODLING. Folk, who speaks as an expert in’regard to the prosecution of $ aiid Boodlers, gave valuable hints to District-Attomey Jerome in avhile in this city. "The way to find out about boodting,” he sald, ‘is to investigate.” is Prosecuting Attorney he heard rumors or specific accusations of Phe made it his business to hunt from the clue. He brought accuser Separately. before the Grand Jury—giving them afterward -of “making good’ and confessing or meeting an indictment “or bribetaking. ‘plenty,.of talk. of boodling “hold-ups,” sustained by very strong) evidence,” Ex-Commissionér Redfield, of Brooklyn, says “a prominent rhember of the Board of Aldermen” told him 900 was the price for a connecting surface railroad franchise in Why not folloy up these clues? Mr, Jerome- admires and praises Folk, Why not give to him the “sincerest fidttery” of imitation? ‘ GEL WAGONS FOR THE ORPHANS, ‘old designation of automobiles as “devil wagons" wil! have to or one day at least, toa happier name. New York Motor Club proposes to set aside June 7 in each year ig day for the orphan children of the city and to give them all pobile excursion. . Every owner of a motor Is to be asked to lend ine for that day:to the children. It js hoped to have more than nitos in line and to give the orphaned little ones ‘‘the time of thought anda beautiful benevolence! Make way. for the yon June 74 sy AN OBJECT LESSON NEEDED, peculation of alienists as to the causes of the “‘crime-wave”’ on may be interesting; but as President Cleveland said on a lon; “It is. a condition, not a theory, that us,” mnfonting fact is that a score and more of little s have weeks been lured toa horrible fate. They did not go volun- ¢ they were hungry, nor with knowledge of what awalted "procured," of a set, devilish purpose by men who do } ‘, these beasts of prey 1s not to study them with curiosity, bc. to shut them up, ‘They are not so ‘that they do not understand and dread imprisonment, ; Whose study of both conditions and theories iuthority, seconds the demand of The World, “The surest “is a few signal object lessons of punishment,” cannot better serve the cause of Justice, whose minister /in railroading to prison for long terms these ravishers of child- wi ¥ ‘ ‘aie : WANTED—MORE “KICKERS,” Not accustomed to the extensive scale of things here,” said mes, the ‘novetist, in a recent interview after twenty years’ resi- d—"especially the extensive scale of disagreeable things,” i med. to strike him most forcibly was the way peoplé in States put up witty unpleasant conditions, ds no denying ‘the truth of th: remark, Take only a few apathy, If the streets are left filthy for weeks a few indie mildly. But what do they do to compel Public. ser- thelr duty? or rapid-transit service becomes worse and worse, a made here and there. But the railroad management is ie its. own time and way. ‘ ince, polsonous foods, jerry-bullt tenements and ineffi- private service generally, are due to the same cause, itis “too much trouble” to make things better that bie and still are endured, What we need is a Greater de- the “kicker.” ‘ feller’s $100,000 to the missionary society was given as The has a right to call it back, Instead of hush it Bat a Probers: Don’t forget to ask conceming Leader | He Get It? How Much of It Does He Get? ople's ‘Corner. Evening World Readers Lectures. man) sevon times an old; they live to- gether five years, making the has forty years old and the girl ten yours old, making him four times as old, They live together five years more, making him forty-five years oa and the girl Mifteen years old, making him three times as old. Then they live together fifteen years moro, making the man wixty years old and the Girl thirty years old, making him only twice as Now, how long do th y her to be the same oe ite @mi van be solved if studied out, dB. B Ie Right, ‘of, The Evening Worta; the Jady ty introduced to while B claims that the a a SPA pays wap feport of the Rapid Transit Board's Committee on Plans sub- ery comprehensive scheme of subways. There are four Teugth- ‘Several crosstown lines, ir. the building of which the commtis- give ample opportunity for competition, and it promises to "bids which offer the best icrms:in fares, transfers and accom: nee the earning capacity of the Subway roads has been demon: tbe so great, the commission is in a position to secure for the Said on A Spots on the sun. Many queer thi wbout medica) diagnoses, tut In the of this one ‘professors’ who rea Planets tell the date when the dark for complaint of infringement. “winarde" and seventh sons, . e ° had she becn a ‘Flotodora” gtrl, + 8 8 "Palisades bill given Albany.” them three hearings a day, ee * Tese—Do you tise thé out of my new akirt? Jess—Very much. Tess—Do you, really. vese—Yea, indeod, I had three Just like tt when thoy were in etyie. -PMladelphia Press. * e e new opring styles in feminine hosiery, eo 8 8 Police captain who waa surprised to where he expected to raid a prize fight cannot have kept tabs on what Jeffries and Corbett are doing to elevate the profession, i Perhaps Russia's termination to fight it owt is due to news of the Japan- ese army order for $200,000 worth of Amemican cigarettes, eos Number of hildren concerned in . Newest salad, said to he a “triumph of the outinary art,” composed off ¢ shrimp, asparagus tips, celery, sweet | 66O6< ¢ New. York divorce sults for the month of March’ was only forty-four for eighty-one cases tried, Census of lap dogs and other canine pets involved would be of interest, . 8 e What changes in a pulr we seo When they are wed, alae! For what has once deen “repartee” Degenerates to “ease.” —Louisville Courier-Journal, * 6 e@ Floating anecdote of a dispute be- tween @ railway passenger and a brake- man during the course of which the trainman, said: “Well, sir, I've been, retorted: the passenger, dia ‘you get on at?’ story unknown, but goof’ presumptive evidence of its origin on the New York, Now Haven and Hartford, peppers, Russian caviare and bite of egg with French dressing. As a mix- ‘ture of Hityetertous ingredients the mod- Salen at herr a Paes hte ae Dit a 2 w¢ ‘Rain te forcoast for to-day Bhall wo take our umbrellas?” “No. We son's. need them.” potty’ shade freckles, Any shade approavhing the ‘Titian ‘ prised by most {t may be sald for man; burn-belred types that they have eom- ‘TMttan-haired woman that clear, creamy complexion, velvety and with just enough of color in con- trast to make her envied of all her sex,” ‘The doctor thinks that moat men are admirers of this type of beauty. sill ee J . “It the conductor neglected to take your fare, would you keep the money?” ‘The question asked the Vassar gitls is variously answered by women read- ers of The Evening World, Some ‘would assuredly keep it.” others just ag assuredly would not, regarding its retention as ‘‘stealing.” Interesting agreement, of the feminine conscience with the masculine,on this point leaves the question of morality involved about where it was, i ee “Was Maud pleased with those last photographs she had taken?" “ghe couldn't help boing pleased—they didn't look a bit like her." “It in a fashion," eays Mre, Churles Austin Bates, “'to belleve the so-called society woman an idler, In reality she {a the hardest wotker in the world of women.” Yet she has eo far put in no plea for an eight-hour day, She bears with a cheerful martyrdom the irksume and onerous tasks which fashion puts upon her, {There is @ limit to the age at which a man may expect to be loved for him- self,” gays Mre, Paul Engels, ‘I think the limit Is sixty-five years, The woman who will tell @ man over sixty- five that «she will marry him becatise she loves him js decelving ‘him.” But ominarily there is enough love on the part of the other party to the sex. agenarian match to serve for two, se 8 “What ja the use of the city paying seventy-nine members of the Board of Aldermen salaries if thoy heve noth- Ing to do?” asks Alderman Dowling. Now, if the Alderman had said ‘no. body” instead of “nothing!” o 8 8 “Ia the engagement ring Harry gave Hthel a veut diamonay" “E think 80, I was there last evening and the had no othep light."—Chicayo Record-Herald. * 6 Author of two of the season's lar plays In London says that top eleven years he “knocked at theatre doors which refused to open. Must bea playwright of superior talent 1¢ he opu- had to. walt a9 long as that, oe JNot much in a name in the case c¢ ‘Mr, Peace, of Byooklyn, who Js wag. ing war ob the ‘mounted Cossacky 9 bo My 7 4 the Side|:Mary Jan CCORDING. to a "high authority on mental diseases” the moral perils to which east sido children are subjected are all the result of the tare for stock tips wed make the haired man will appear have just cause, @ Better] ® for the “regular” to atick to his lancet €nd leave’ the celestkil system to the London actreas who has made “#500,000) 4 {n stocks could hardly have done better} $ @ hearing at] @ West side continues to give} 2 Project for a thin’ “fatiron” building on Broadway ‘¢ made public simul- taneously with the announcement of find a “service of song” in progress} % riday ® Cd Cd ea ARE GOING OWT LK = Vy Fon A wtb de URE. (ie) “OME ON, L. Lee's CLEAN, USE, GET THE OUSTER AND COME ON! 7 HANDSOME WAITER! Parental Interference. By Nixola: Greeley-Smith, HSTERDAT sh, have the right to afviee, to warm we read—as/thelr children against what they may we readevery | consider tnjudiclous * marriage, But day for that matter | thore the parental privilege ends, —Rewapaperac-| Getting married, an hes been remark- 0d before, is a very personal matter, In ita mont vital aspects it concerns ex: actly two people, and they. ought to be left to settle it, We all have a certain very small amount of joy coming to us in @, lifetime, and nothing we do can add to or subtract from tt. If we are happily married the debit, balance will be struck some other way and. {f unhapptly Fete will manage to make It ‘up. i Ot course we should all exercise great wisdom and foresight in contemplating this very serious step, But if we did, we probably wouldn't take it, and that ‘woul give Mr, Roomevelt too much to talk about, In any case outalde interference never oes any good. And the only chance s parent has of preventing a match ho disapproves is by doling everything he can to promote it, Even that may fail, of course, but at least he will have the satisfaction of knowing that he pur- qued the right method, even if t does not bring about the right result, arn THE CHEA POST-OF FICE, Tho Straits Settlements has the cheap- eat post-office in the world, Post- vards available in the colony and to the Federated Malay States are sold at one-fifth of a penny each; the letter rate of postage throughout the same urea is alightly over a half-penmy. ne a Tee ‘excep ioe In the Britian wa pire fs four-fifths of a ponny per helt ounce, finaly eluded the parental vigilance ‘and were married. Parents apparent- ly never learn any- thing, If they aid “they would know that Jf they particu. larly don’t want Edwin and Angelina to tarry’ they should summon them sep- rately before them and announce that in thelr wills, which they have just made, the property left to each of the two prittolpals 1s contingent. upon thelr matrying each’ other. In the novels, of ooutse, the stern parents Go otherwise, They say, ‘I give and bequeath all my property, real and perecnal, to my son (or daughter as the case may be) on con- ition that he dons not wed the Lady Angela Fits Jones,” and young love triumphs over opposition, as it alwaye does, and John and Angela are mar- led forthwith, Which was probably the ol4 gentleman's intention when he Insented the foxy clause in, hts will, Opposition is the strongest incentive to marriage that the young heart knows, But that, of course, js a platitude, The most remarkable thing about interfer- ence in another's marriage ia that it never occurs to the meddler that it Is none of his—or more frequently her— business, Parents, if they insist upon being fool- Just Like Older Folks. \a tt Minister-Well, children, what can 1 do for you? : The Lady:-Pleave, str, ie here want# to know. ff youse'll marry us dn’ he'll SRT apna i veni 1e and Kickums Clean House # w Ww) The Usual Spring Inspiration Seizes the Young Lady and the Result Is, Woful. iy Marc Nett yay Oy nB, ave THE STOVE A SHINE, 5 S = 5 s A schoolboy from Kennebunk, Me., Tried to master addition in ve.; Til he learned with a start That a dunce may grow smart When the smart {s applied with a ce, —$—$—__— Safely Hidden, Mr. Graft—My friends know I stand on my record, Mr, Sports—I don't blame you for keeping it out of sight, Little Willie’s Guide to New York, THE P. R, R. EXCAVATION. over on the west side thare ts 4 noablo site that exstends for many blox and matkes a lot of nu yearkers think of the deer oald days in the Kwarry, all the dert that Is fitt to die 1s beeing carted out of the plaice wo that the pensilvania rode can have a-nice new terminie and so that mister merfy can keap his trux from getting rusty, when pevple In that part of the sitty look out of thare windos ¢hay see a butiful trackt of der, and ashes and mud and thare Is a Jénile clowd of dust tht sifts Ingrayshlatingly into windos and dores and maikes mister mevfy and the pensilvyania verry pop. pular In the naborhvod, some unkind youmerist suva thay are boath out, ter the dust wharever that may meen. It 18 a grard vite to xee mister merfy with his sleaves roald up and the swet of onnest toll on his brow as he shuvely the dom into the trux and then carts it away to tammeny haul to show pea ple how iutch one good man tay uce kompllsh by toll and Jaber, he has Werked wo hard and so fathefuly that Vo han beon able to salve enuff mun- fy to buy @ nice Kountry plaice and a Jouve In stivesert equatre. all nu vor hood to wraw ip to he: I h 31, : E PE PSGOEOESHSHSOLISVYEDE 94 GEH9-9H 9593S9SH —— By Henry Tytte HAT unlawe American h tho tant, on ar I tlhuous vaudevi! oda and mi tea side-splitting specialties pravid dtp rf Our customs officials, who have a gma’"\ fused {den that art; is simply ono mie? kind of gtaft, Include; Refusal, to mit the etchings of Mary Cassatt original ‘works of art; slapping ® pros. hibltive duty. op.a.heot bri} ag! Gerome, on the ground t | “manutactyred metsl!” and. Tevyiha.. Ma Per cent. on @ caves by & artist. for @ church im Chitage’ @@ "eottont” |. i . AVE you aven the et vit H of the -Sabway, Taye! j= has blossomed out in ‘splendor with giganto miseal-jike te luminations on a gypund of golden-dat> | fodit eee al has the peg unl cht carels cus and Hi; hom m\ tinguished’ by comp: a, aoa a inecribed in qualnt ecclesiastical - foot high, runs as follows; ’ ss | YY gable}! =) ty ea ayy ” “Old Masters—ebout six dosen of ‘em in all, take-me-down-ate your-price-and-money-back-lf-goode-nate * watisfactory—fetohed some 963,000, here on Fifth avenue, in broad WM LOUIS EHRICH'S -Job-lot ot hi and some, of them might even be galle@ | mesterpleces; of painting, in thelr tye” wpective ways and days; but real, ine i” trinsic beauty few of them, possessed, while the majority came in such queme) * | ttonadle ehapes and colors that uo site | cere connolaseur could endure to vis Ae curiously interesting to note that ty dublousness of these piotures was acit t Rowledged in the amazing guaramtes ”|. given each buyer, to the following efteets That the work sold Je an original, not a copy; that It was et least “painted the epooh in which it Is planed” tm dealer's catalogue, and is the. pellet) to be cl stie worthy of the painter to whom it te: tributed, If in doubt, you ensiy as seat etd Caray. ihe Sir Peter al 338 = 3 ES ebove-mention sate he atte oft E Mrs: Nagg and Mr. -- oly Roy L, McCardell. . de $4 L ARENCE equipped {n astronomy, rr. \ C PINFBA. “You may sneer, Mr. Negg, but ¥f), THER think It much better to have high ame{*:) isn't Clerking af the corner any more; he ts taking, & college course by| mall and {8 learning! astronomy, I do Wish Brother Willie would study astron- omy. He ts out a ood deal at night, coming and going to night echool, and Roy L. McCardell, he {8 #9 bright 1t\ wouldn't take him Jong to learn astronomy, : “Clarence Pinfeather fays astrono- mers af tho big universities get five and ten thousand dollars a year, which Is better than $10 a week he was wetting at the grocery, He pays a doller a week for his lessons by mall, and the books cost him $60, and the correspond- ence college wouldn't let him buy books from any one but themselves for fear he would not be taught right, “Clarence expaots to learn astronomy fully in @ few weeks, and says he doesn't mind if he only @tarts at $5,000 @ year, He wanted to quit the grocory business anyway, because there was so much ht work about it, His eyes hurt him a great deal doing night work, and that js why he has taken up as- !tronomy, He says after he learns the ; business he ‘will make them pay him double if they want him to work at night, "Astronomers have to work at night, ditions than to spend one’s time taking} ’ & dog out for af airing ttke Amanda, Scaddaday does, It's no, wonder she's 4n old mala! “What has that got to do with say? It has everything to do with Mr, Nagg. It I negiected rk be the pista, 7and yet when I remark about Amanda ing it you fly if Clarence Pinfeather wants to the world and be an as gual why!) should you say he shatl not Ne “And if Amanda Scaddadsy, poor © | girl, is fond of her little dog, wi should you criticise her? I eur #, Trace the whole. World, 48 you dor, to hate the whole world, i “When we lived near the Giitont ites in Brooklyn, young guatiey. Gilfeathar married one of the Gri wn had a terrible row with his wife Mecaio he‘aat around tn the shop. aba use he bat aroui shop ai ing ponulee songs when bereaved ple called to pick o it Bim for tite |) { depanted friends, an Mr. ree 2 V (| 5 wouldn't stand it any more feather went to Cone; A position and was injured Ro-round accident and wae Tent, So you see what comes of a ink like fee lo, You never will have / any luck! t "Mind your own business, Mr.- agp) and do not bother with your ne! ihe “ affaira! 1 hate wosslp and I will nie listen to it od you say? Woll, if that tan't Just lke What Is Worn, | you, Mr, Nagg! You see poor Clar- Rt yu } ence Pinfeather looks forward to a dig- F’ pete Mager coy art ink ; | | nifled and well-paying profession and mandarin, Burnt orange is they> | you just think up something disagreea- ble to say, f “Well, never mind, {f Clarence gives up his studies I wi have Brother Willie learn astronomy, He doesn't mind night work, and,/anyway, If it is drue that natronomy fs all night work} it Is eo mach the better, for my poor, | dear papa was a night watchman, and | Brother Willie uged to run errands for | him with a tin bucket at night, so you seo Brother Willie starts In well color which we all desire our hair to). + assume, La Vallere chains are become. ing allke to slender and short necks Valenciennes lace, certainly. on blouses, takes the lead, and It ts being introy duced into lounging Ryne and tea, gowns, as well as full dress high’ bodices, Velvet takes first place In luxe urlous gowns and Is second to no other material for the three-quarter coat, says the Queen, Tho broader tha bodiooy the more the softest make of face’ cloths and fashionable, Green seem@ | beet alled to peach-colored chiffon ' nothing can rival. ‘ \ ly The ‘‘Fudge”’ Idiotoria) © | | —+ A German sclentific sharp has ly : disccvered a new way of utlilzing4.. SKIM MILK, He makes It into | it BILLIARD BALLS and sells |t toy, ) the RICH, How much better this {s than§ / the conduct of the Milk Trust. which SKIMS the milk some more and then SELLS It to \he POOR. ; The poor do not NEED bililard balls. The nearest they can’ come to lt is POOL at Wo and one-half cents a cue, Perhaps In time some other sharp will discover a way of making billiard balls EDIBLE, Then the poor can EAT them’ after the rich are THROUGH playing. This would be a double carom shot, . The uses of milk Kesp narrowing. ONCE it was made in‘o butter, NOW tallow and cotton seed oll do.the trick. Ice c'cam had milk in lt YEARS AGO. Nowit Is built of lard and aniline. Sclence ts something wonderful, but she ought to QUIT Tea Ihe oes a itl I Skim Milk and Billiard Balls. (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co,)