The evening world. Newspaper, March 30, 1905, Page 16

r Pitas AY y ti i" + Mi ne i The Evening World's Home Ma ay Evening, Moreh 30, 1905. | ya i Said on SHOONIGUE NINOS DEOLDEDOODDEREOODODISONO DODS>>OIDD LHP MUEFOLMMIQEPOOROEH HDDHOIOD DEE roe sroneneeeeo! Ty Man ‘ \ . } \ é Che the Side]? ty the Pres Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New Tork — bitered at the Post-Omice at New York as Recond-Class Mal: Matter, GG FTTH next time you sit near & — 1 group of girls chattering 16,927, away in a corner, lsten and hear if about every tenth word Is not > By Gene Carr, || Wall Street's Millions Cannot Lure Smith from His Hearth.?|By Martin Groom, 6 | SEE," sald tho Cigar Store Ata ig | All the Comforts of Home. “| Higher Up. ° B MB .ccssessssesssssscee cones ssneseasesarseeNOe Man, “that Audrew Carnegie — 8 | about what 'He sald,’ says a carcing » aays that ” @ », GOOD WORK AT ALBANY. Western editor, As the editor tals to : i" tne oennge idl . suggest a substilute topic of equal in- » OU ee n Party machinery was never put to a better use than last ight at) cerest it ls likely that the conversations ‘WALL ST. How $ same thig,” replied The Man Higher : ‘ xing | will conti: thi ld theme to Up, “but con't ns, When the Republican Assembly caucus indorsed the bills taxing wa! SAUER ARLES anne UL Ene ABouT Your 21 Up, “but you con’t see any of them doing the Eliza Harris stunt, They appear to be dead willing to let their millions play the part @f Simon Le- gree, R “T wouldn't ming signing out for a season of that sort of slavery myauit Andrew Carnegie and Jobu D, Raokes 0» % teller and all those old boys know” what tho slavery of wealth is; th s know what the slavery of poverty. tp : too, But if Andrew Carnegié. went’) ® | vroke to-morrow he would ta ® | working elghteen hours a ay ae} a cimulate another bale of the magus’ i »sales and equalizing the {ax on mortgages. ‘ " 4 i nue without] Berths in sleeping cars passing through Gov, Higgins took the only nteans to insure needed reve: Hputslana ste by fateas oA ae te ding to the burdens of direct taxation and to defeat the Wall street liars, thus providing the passengers with which stood ready to “pay the price” to defeat these just measures.) all the comforts of a New Jersey home, Ny i; res they are; Bi ed for stealing a the Settate caucus has already made them party measut 'y Nridaneten ee acne ont tage rmbting—-or on betting, if “the street” eourt. cia precept about taxing care of é ) The stock tax {s a tax on ing—or on betting, . Old precept abou that word better, It ie te the “parasites on business,” as Car-| ‘he Pennies seema fo be still practised, hegie calls'them, It is only two cents on a $100 share, and vel a Serna Fe behiiad ek tel gitimate business, ‘The mortgage tax substitutes a tax of one-half of 4 /a chance for ma atter the Chicago pro- per. cént, upon recorded mortgages for the present tax at the local rate— feasor’s “coming'raco” of birds arrives, hich is $1.54 1in this city, It will relleve honest and consclentious owners) _ Witherly--How long did that last PODOVS DS LOOP OPH VOD TOSS-oeo dinner set last? ma. May mortgages from paying all the tax on this class of securities, Ura, Witherly—Three ooks— “Maybe these millionaires who Gov, Higgins is doing well! ; Collier's Weekly. ® | preach that they are slaves and want BS i, al aia ed a es to die poor believe that the people OPCY “If men amoke,” asks Henry La- bouchere, “why should not women do ve "RAPID TRANSIT FOR THE BROPLE, the same? What is the connection be- copie seems to be laboring under-a mistake-as to the object of /{@ some’, What Is ine Sonn eo ratity? oid tran AS eH a ' Smoking calms the nerves, tones down t extensions, i the emotions and makes for virtue alike ) Phe purpose of these is not to confirm ie Ripa cae iin an ren Geral macs d by the Interborough Company, but to afford REA! =| line repugnance to the sight oe iy Mg the GREATEST POSSIBLE NUMBER of the PEOPLE of New| 1mo¥e une Trim tae aonets York, on the BEST POSSIBLE TERMS. fet equal)” with man inthe Fepest. ‘Phe Rapid Transit Commission appears to take this view. Says) waren toole Gov, Folk by keeping nt On: Missourl ti in New York.” Good i laying down routes we have used our own Judgment, and have Isid them Prete that has ee ae take their spiel on the level. dt is more than likely that they do so bee eve, Tho average rich man who” | has gained his wealth by being © ( Johnny-on-the-spot with the supply when there wis an extraordinary de« » mand {s surprisingly ignorant wie it comes to sizing up public opinion.)” “There is one point that the philan- thropists who complain of the exacery» tlons of their wealth overlook. Their Slavery is voluntary. The man who PEDOGOCV TOT OTE OFCD HELP! PERLICE, ee 8 Feare that ooeducation ts tending to is the slave of his job can’t do @ ul viene hea ie ie dig Headiarxit stitude: tod Woy deasente ant dots ath reat getaway if he wants to, This is the . Com , V 40 far as the Teachers’ College is con- real slavery, six days in the weok,. all the competition possible in bidding for the lines, and {t wants to| cerned by the avowed preference of the fifty-two weeks in the year, and the . best terms it can, male puplls there for careers as “cow- 3 doys, firemen, policemen and baaeball only finish in sight an obligation to" his is the right ground. Stick toit! , players.” the undertaker, Hy il The thing to do ‘with great wealth, “It Andrew Carnegie has qualified 70 END THE HOLD-UPS, mass-meeting in the Murray Hill Lyceum to-night will show that nen are very much in earnest in thelr demand that a final end fo'the Aldermanic “hold-up” of franchises for public improve- The meeting is expected to declare itself strongly in favor of n of the Board of Aldermen or a radical limitation of its Saye Hamilton Mable, is “to spiritualize it and translate {1 Commonly sup- posed that money talks a language] 4 which needs no translation, § eee “You have quit complaining about: the price of meat.” “Had to quit’' answered the industrious citizen, “I am kept 80: busy hustling. for the price that In the slave class he might look) around and discover a few lines about * his fellow-slaves, Perhaps it he took "ey some observations of the fathers and , mothers who slave uncomplainingly. >» if year in and year out to rear and sup> port their families he might consider his servitude one equipped with alr ( cushions.” i 1 I no have time to com- Wot 1 ai tat an this same remedy before the Senate Citles Committee Elihu) jyain"—cnicago Joni peantete all sere pr tt matter; i ss ° tore lan, sclared that “‘no appeal to reason, no presentation of public neces- ppears to have any effect upon the Aldermen.” He suggested that f to grant franchises be tran:ferred to the Board of Estimate and “Yes,” agreed The Man Higher U; “but the difference between the resi of us and Carnegie is that we are nug . always making a roar about It.” ————[—__— Useful Tips, ; F OR comfort a bed should not be ; “The of minding children,” saya Bernanl Shaw, “should be shared by all, including bachelors, maiden Jadies and nervous persons, In- stead of throwing {t. on servants. and ighly representative body, elected by the people; the Mayor of the Comptroller of the whole city, the Presidgnt of the Board of Al- whole city, and the President of each of the boroughs appointed haw, which does consider public questions with reference to the pub- store for them than legislative taxes on thelr aingle-blessedness, * Many suggestions for shielding east side children from contamination, but instrom, speaking for the Borough of Brooklyn, declared that) about he best ts.thnt of Asslatant Dis- rare “tired to death of the obstructive methods of the Alder.) ist-Attomey O'Connor: “Lat the men fa 1 lentiessiy puntehed. placed facing a window, Saxony rugs are among the»! desirable kinds that have very ardatle colors and are very serviceable, | Mildew stains can be removed by ‘rubbing with ammonja diluted with, water, X It {s quite easy ¢ ive the ugly CODE LEEK DOSOST FOSOGIPIOEDGSGHGOGTOE WS PEWHGG WC DLVS POOH WHVES ° green marks caused 9 jame On bes ‘basis of 410 per cent. contracts.” Remarks of Senators at Albany about z q tlle and brick floors eos acepe, all that’ y i , y bel soe bb end these mercenary “‘hold-ups” that ara holding back |decayed fxn and “puerto, emanations Senn en |» | pecenern ain A, Foot from thousands of New York's laborers, Oe daoaeay ot reparies 1h “casting | #8004 coubeeaeons | of enloride of Ie has Been aosuly lo odium” end “hurling stigmas” which tay Lod SS Blac 14 make the Aldermen look ¢o thelr PROTECT—BUT. PUNISH! i hag MG Suggestion for the protection’ and ‘better card of the children] one ainteen-vear-ola bride comes tata By Nixola-Greeley Smith. nents is wonthy of earnest consideration. i Se tee ee aa csaveutyoracecold N Monday aj great originator, For through all the Maxwell's, idea that the children Should’ be better fed; Rev, | bridegroom, ‘The contrast ts not with- | jam ] man was|Dages of man-made history and man- 5 plea for more player x Robert Hunter's plan for will: ‘out ite interest as a contribution to blown through | mede literature the great first para- Mrs: Nagg and Mr. we ee by Roy CL, MeCardell..., af ae 4“ F course, : O Mr, Nags, I do. not dnow how other married men act, wut T suppose they are better to thelr wives than you are at least I hope s0; but what I do know Feminine Enterprise. “And, anyway, you might as well bo late ws to sit down and read a hook or a. newspaper every moment you are Inthe house, I hope I do not worry you by sitting by silent while you are reading, Mr, Nags, “Oh, I would have been glad to speale to you, but I was afraid I might ine |terrupt you or annoy you—that is,why “9 {I have kept silent; that le why I am always silent, But I do think that you | the roof of the Bast|8™ph stands luminously out from all chool'rooms and yards out of study Hours, and the advice of | ble feature of the new vai fu " River tunnel . ups fo One aNe ono Aisputes tat La Piper tiene.6 t 1 4 Wales ts the showing ward through thir-|¢xulated the apple incident, An tha mothers be urged tu warn and watch their little ones—all are ae neater tendenoy to deter the ty-tive feet of] #4 her ambition in the direction of hts { ay marriage age, In a quarter of @ cen- 3 water and came out Ror NeaKs. | Hetare, that My fired mae nt force of PUNIS ERS tury in those countries the numbeg of unharmed. ‘The ex-| 6. agipptctn te nae day, ee deterre ; orce 'UNISHMENT FOR EVIL-DO! i conan marriages has decrellsed PIB Yaa naa Li Tt hoe been tor" her, Michael Overlooked. Says Supt. Maxwell; Labia WW Pe been rooting around in the Garden ot is that of all exas- ENR n A We 2 Jor woman. But— | men to the present day, perating men, you might come home a little early these "step toward a remedy of the evil isto let the human vulttires who Th malt dyes wilt soon stop On Tuesday, fired) It seems to me that all subsequent are the worst, ‘| bright spring days and go out for @ (tls away from schoo! feel the power of the law. ‘n huntin’ fer th' Noles in th’ oice, H} Perhaps by thenavle) gominine attempts ¢o do great things What's the matter walk with me, ’ id the janitor, “awn begin hunt- Attorney Jerome says: ‘The only. way to’ deal with this in fer i holes ‘ith baseball the police to tike ACTION; it is of the first importance to| fn*"—Columdus Diapaten, RD the morals of the young,” and he adds that: “Every Author of the new book, Life's Ques: precinct should instnict his men to. watch this class of | {yunars” aye he lken peonle mitt good breeding,” ambition to excel] were and are superfluous. Woman can now, you say? oh, ROY bs McCardell, | that now pervades rest gorenely on the laurels of Mother the sex, a Jersey City woman was blown| Hye, the most enterprising human ten foet in the air by the explosion of 4) being that ever lived, manhole on Madison avenue and came Th Up emiling, % ae nae Lat Sst boii hired , peare, ewton, japoleon—al 16 wal- Now there Is a vast difference be-! ayy of warriors and acientists and tween thirty-five feet and ten, But scholars and poets, But what of them? still, they only fail who have not! jad it not boon for Eve they would striven, And surely, the Jersey City| have epent quiet little lives in the nar- lady has helped the brave cause of| row confines of Eden and lived on nus faites roarerpation ely by show-/and berries like physical culture fiends rman has done woman | or our friends at the Zoo, ’ A a Mat Aart "What do you do, you ask? What im man has done or ( X Still something ought to be done tu}can do that Is nct a part of Eve's|»,. ITER) "No, I do not mean that. You are/"'t you do, Mr. Nagg? You haven't disprove the masculine contention that] great primal impulse toward enlisiten-|Little Willie’s not ‘perfectly right, but, then, all you) Daen ip thle bodes tan soinutes beter, woman does not originate but merely | ment, men excuse yourselves that way, anq|2U nee ae all upset by the way you imitates, If onlv the Madison avenue! ‘That 1s the reason we must nevor ad- G i 1 should be used to It now, sit around groaning every time I try éxplosion had occurred on Monday and| mit the Insidious masculine theory thit ide to New York. | ‘vate super on you ti everything | Gee? SrmeCH Te RORMENS Phew, the tunnel incident on Tuesday! But} Adim and Hive are a myth, It we do Lice date MRL DE Rima hub a icadrea del: 4: In this, as In every other occasion | we will have to get to work and do J get nervous, thinking something has! Vell sp ore eee eRe where man was first In the fleld, feml-| something on cur own account instead * happened to you, that you were run | don't try to amile as you give it to mer nine imitation fs the sincerest flattery. |uf seating on the Immortal laurels ot THE CIRCUS. over by a atreet-car or @omething ike | Lionel Nag, I know you ee Nevertheless woman, not man, is vhe|our Mother Eve. that, OE it nat ” Once there was @ verry wise man) “you are not late, you say? You are| News and yet 1 keep allent under “You telephoned me, you say? thank ‘you, Mr. Nagg, thank you for| ‘i am not speaking about to-day, Mr, speaking to me, I do wish you would Nase: T couldn't have gone out today coine home some day early enough to | anyway, because I had a headache from wet acquainted with your children, | staying In the house #0 much, but if Jif ever a woman was tred 1 um wat |¥OU had telephoned me any day lame woman, Nothing ‘but worry and trouble | Wek 1 would have gladly gone out with from morning until night, and a hus. | OU and that neglects his home, of| “If you had a wife that quarrelled course, I do not know where you spend |4"d complained and found fault with. your time, and if you find more pleas. |YOu ¢vely minute you were in the house, "4 ure elsewhere than you have at home | You! would have some excuse to act as you are perfectly right in neglecting |)9U 4% mo, —bit if the action of the police be not followed by action | wim reanond conicns ana burning Attorney when the culprits are found the chief good is|trains the “impossible” continues to wift and relentless punishment for the miscreants—the limit [MPR !" the Subway. . : ’ ‘ rn “Bat" Masterson unable to find “a dn every sentence—vwill dq mote to stamp out this crime than dant In’ New Xork’: May. Gave. looked soe * tor him only in rush-hour crowds, baer) J . e . : Fecord. Mr. Jerome! “Fight when you have to,” sald Judge frills” t fi he pub! Mack to a Chicago boys’ Sunday club, ds are to go fri Sentiments of that nature ought to put and frills’ go from the public schools next September, Pee acnts ihanlta toed BRoROHION discarded studies are good and useful taught in the right time] the wederul bench. a ie Hobe 43 i bine yo oo study but for 4 Honors of the realistic portrayal of lod should teach only the fundamental essentials, a stage villain seem to belong to M. A ! Catela, a Paris actor, whose dra- a 7 Pann hamed tody hammilton and he ran an ‘ll, : a) r ‘ ANG ‘ fi 4s yi Iways home half an ho “Ta dinner ready? Dear me, I forgo Gas Trust is to “open its books” on the inv matic role calis for the murder of a ray Masnstiye aE as ea He aS AO lintailyoulane’g ur | “Mt inner ready % ae Maik ie On the Investigation begun | veting woman. On hia. way. trom the No Race Suicide for Him. Work t) get cpa shoy that wood he] Defore ts tlmot ait avout itt" Leader Murphy is to open his mouth in response to a sub-| theatre he found. himself surrounded hls adjectives and he braut the show | ————————. to ed squaire garden and some 6e ry) i 2 2 peple call {ta sirkus, but mister ham-| JP Phy Fud - Id l ‘Iton calls it an astownding aggrega- e u e id 1otoria f shun of annytommical and artistick an- 4 n 44 1" tp wh “ to, 9| by four youths who had witnessed the if boih books a db boss tell all” the public will surely “get wise,” play trom the gallery, “What do you mean by killing the poor woman?" they ‘The miners of soft coal are to strike April 1—unless they are “fool-| demanded, “I did not kill he ‘ ‘1 ees) ied the astonished actor, ‘This hommalles and if a feller was to call - A young woman from America The people of New York ought to strike against soft-coal smoke. hot eatinty the youths, who began stab- me all the wjctives that mister ham- The Pig Is has made a stir In Lunnon by bing him, The actor's shouts attracted milton calls those airkus speshulties { b | ‘ P le’ Cc the police, who removed him to the wood lick ‘him even it he was as bie a Pet. travelling around In an automo« \ghboring hospital, Something in As fim jofrize, the sink . ; e eople s OPTS] 6 [itn tereys statement tha the bert HAW THE AEA bile with a pretty PINK PIG, joyed by children, but groan foke: si wo Jennerus that at least alx of them || (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co.) ups have 30 long eqicyed critics of the drama ere the gailory etters from Evening World Readers|:"" aN i iit adh ak tA AN ini a 24 gee 8 a's aan! eskoart eech child to the sirkus if ft Monoy oly of good soclety that ' wuazent for children thare would be hen's eng that measured one-tourtn| _ Movseling —- Mamma, there's no exsousn for grown fokes solrg to| (4 PLEASURE to note that the pig Is coming to his own, ch Jong by one-eighth inch. theough;| some ie-smelling cherse_ in. that the sithus and poppa says that ta the Reflect how much of our good soctety owes Its lift to PORK; a ve a duck egg One-hali-Inen cage in the corner of the cellar, best argument he e herd against long by one Moh SON Mrs, Mouse—Better keep away riloe soviside. the ounly man who The pig personally has NO VAIN PRIDE of position. He KNOWS oh bow Ne ae people ute Valine ey, from, it and confine, powrectt ta Alddent say ‘Phe sirkus tazent what i:|that no matter how pretty he may be, he must Inevitably become . - 7 ., i pese, i, A vhen i 0 n n mM Mina I van kite ates (re|__O1-Feshtonea new Yoru carn, | wiles chrse my chitd—dovton jaiae uber as sung waa addon fa HOG, His future Is fIxed, erview in the Suioway or the dis-| the Béltor of The Hvening Wort; soe yeer Jost the aalme In the hoap The squeal and the grunt should be SWEET music to fashlone \'4 ind wngunliary condition of the] WHY dome they W York arr Meh | According 16 Sir Rdward Elgar, "An jxome day thay will etrike the « able ears from Chicago, Omah d K Clit orany Wher outrage, hv nelsh- Neha the New York street cars| exuberance of bck hair Is no longer Kind of erkuw that mavher ust 90, aha and Kansas City. The two. igi at him or call him a’*crana” AR capo Y Sag leg ae ee ey | of any value to a musician,” make In oalden times fokes were kon-| NOlses are better tran yelps and barks, and the sparerib ts much iow Norkere are more afruld of : i 2 an t with the chance that a ride F Fa than any other, A, £, 2, Detroit Milwaukee and: other Western | ‘three “rules of success In life," HREaAIAL Moe HOW HU HBF Lak ase delicacy, : sient In summer in the apen cars| enumeratedbyHenry Watterson: “Pirat fo of thee got lilld chit Deeple. ape The Lunnon pig is fed on caranels and has a VALET. But _ | there Is a bell In tho back of each seat | never offer to trust a friend, because {t bored, so now tharo is a fine dip of/ this will not prevent his coming out at the OTHER END of the Heahthle Paszengers to signity thelr | wilt cost you something, and may hurt doth and people can gratify there Jentie it uJ Of the. +s {itentlon ot getting of, The Westerner him; yecond, never reuse treat, be- dealres for merder by talking the iiute| Machine sometime as prime bacon, superior ham and a bunolof | and oe xf 7 r te vel perril to cheer th % ' f to breaks ‘his neck | @ Le A I cnt aver Lillo (in background)~My! Wat if he should drop herl SA tpige ois WekiRe be tee tooth-brushes, ‘ to 'you hee WilleAw) He won't, H's er Roosevelt many Mi ‘& P, TERHUND, DO NOT PITY this plg. Hels simply fulfilling his- DESTINY,” * i j , aia NN als tii tele he gtige ah, nh (ny