The evening world. Newspaper, March 25, 1905, Page 8

‘Pannen by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York ; ntered at the Post-Omice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter: UIVOLUME AD. sessssersoes cones soresersseseeres NO, 18,022, i ' THE LITTLE PHILOSOPHIES OF LIFE. j Vi.—Wives and Husbands. (‘The Evening World has received several letters from wives and Ymothers commending its editorial of last Saturday on “Man's Part in Mome-Making.” The following is a fair example: Dear Mr, Editor: Thank you so much for reminding husbands and fathers ‘Phat they have no right to “all the comforts of home without any of the care or worry or self-sacrifice,” and ¢hat to provide the money {8 not all their duty. Like y Other women | know I -have a husband who is kind and affectionate, but ever spends an evening at home. He seems to prefer his club, Don't you think that a married man’s home should be his club—at least a good part of the time? Pied §.G,L, | There are two ways in which to meet the “club habit” In men, One ‘18 to make the home so attractive that the man will prefer It to the club 45 a regular thing, The other way Is to join or to help organize and Dulld a club for women, as a number of the rich women of New York “fire doing. But as the latter method involves anjexpense which compara- - tively very few women can afford, and as there would soon be no homes worthy of the name if the club habit were to clalm both sexes, it seems to be the truer philosophy to try the first way. “Home is where the heart Js,” and it is woman’s work to keep the Aneart of husband and children where she is, By planning for leisure and ‘an unwearled mind In the evening; by the attractions of sitting-room or library comfort; by music, games or reading; by gatherings of congenial ‘friends; by all the possible things with which she can help to realize the {deal or idealize the real, the true wife will seek to make home what the ‘ld song, whose melody has gone round the world, declares it to’be. * e e _ Tt has been well said that the. best test of a man’s wisdom and a! ‘woman's goodness is their cheerfulness, Cheerfulness is sunshine in life. acts upon the home virtues as the sun does upon the flowers: they Sprout and bud and bloom and send forth thelr fragrance to bless the ‘world under its happy influence. To maintain cheerfulness in adverse ¢ircumstances—when the husband is cross or the children’ peevish, for hard and to some temperaments impossible, But a great 'can be done through a reasoned and resolute purpose. One of the uses of the true philosophy of life is to maintain serenity—to |. Few husbands worth keeping at home—we are not considering sots | or brutes or mere selfish male bipeds, who are better out of the house }in--can resist the charm of a cheerful and well-ordered home. ws e ° ° Descending from principles to: particulars, into the woman's part m 8 the wise management of young children: which consists in keep- oth them well, so far as intelligent and oversight can do it; in P Planning for their study and pleasure; in seeing that they go to bed be- ts, regularly and always happy if possible. Hardly anything will is¢ the seniding of a little child to bed unhappy or angry. An hour's it, if. needful, could not be better spent than in waiting for the “sorry” £0 ma getting the little arms around mother’s neck for the for- net v, cheerful; obedient children area powerful lodestone in the * In mattets of domestic economy we do not think women are nearly “fhe Evening World’s | [her own (bourbon, New Jersey apple- Saturday Bventeu: Marek OE 80490 HHGO6-GO0OOOH99OOO0 OO LOHHLOPOGOEODSSOOOOHOOIODE All the Comforts of Home. “The Boys” Enjoy Their “Smoker,” but They Can’t Smoke Smith Out of His Cozy Corner. #4 Home Magazine, Said on Comic Series | | bb NOTHER apartment pronounced A unsafe" and ordered rebuilt, Remarkable how the occur- Tence of a disuster sliarpens an inspec tor's vision, Very likely If we could have a flut-house collapse every month the race of Buddensieks would soon be come extinct, just as a Slocum tragedy and a Casino fire every fortnight would eventually Insure ubsoluie safety for theatregoers and harbor excurslonists, eee + Correspondent complains that nobody oes to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and asks for a remedy, Might add a Coney Island annex or arrange for a series of exhibitions of “Iiving plotures,” with tableaux of footlight statuary, oe 8 Announced by Vice-President Bryan that Subway tralinmen “have now got the ‘feel’ of the road." Mather Knicker- bocker, as he rubs his brulsed muscles, thinks he knows tho ‘feel of the road” bimself, WERE GOING 70 A SMOKER WONT You come? LITTLE;FOR MR SMITH, e e e, He—Have I lost my place in your estimation? She—Not at all, You have mers- ly discovered it,—Smart Set. Discovery of twenty new stars by the Mills astronomical expedition indicates the presence in the party of some one who could qualify as @ theatrical !m- presario. BCOORGOVLILEDOEOPOOSOE- i eee Interesting precedent established when Kansas christens her namesake battle- ehtp with crude oll from her own oll elds. Use of *native fluids Instead of champagne at launching ceremonies would justify Vermont in employing maple ayrip for that purpose, Kentuc’ OSDOOH jack, &c. Baptismal fluid Kans would probably prefer aboye all othe: for this use would be a few dropa of Ol! ‘Trust gore, * Game of basketball at Smith College having resulted in a broken collar-bano | ; for the ‘star freshmen player,’ parents of the girls at the college have peti- tioned for the abolition of the sport. If the presidents of women collegés wili only take the occasion to make monitory remarks on the “dangerous tendencies and demoralizing influence of feminine sports at girls’ colleges wili appear to have reached the status of official recognition they now enjoy at men's universities, . “I am looking for trouble,” said the caller. “I am sorry,” replied the other, “but I have made it a rule never to lend my atito,"—Houston Post, * . ‘The original conception of the sub- marine boat Is commonly attributed to Jules Verne, though he took pains to disavow the credit In favor of an Ital- {an Inventor whose fame has not sur- vived. But his ‘imaginative creations blazed the way for various realizations in the fleld of Invention, Fact excelled the Verne fiction In’ one particular in a unique way when Nellie Bly raced around the world for The World on a wohedule faster by nearly elght days than (Phineas Fogg's, Bote oe 8 Chicago investigator finds that ‘‘the ‘ego' or real man leaves his body every night during sleop’ and roams about where he lsteth, May account In some \ @) 0 06 T OOOH OOS DESDE OODOIERGECOOOONIESENGS DOS9S 0999S PDELSOOHDOOHOTS FY GOTO TOLH GOGH DOSHEOWOOOGS. ‘often’ at fault as the satirists would have us belleve, Let the good know just how. muoh or little the household has to spend, and the pions are rare when she will be extravagant, The trouble has often Pointed out: she does not know, and therefore cannot act consider. ly” But when economy is needful, and its extent is explained, it is Woman's part to see that the hard-earned dollars are not wasted in department. Debts and duns will drive peace out of the window Sooner than poverty will banish love, NA a) ° e: al da thing that the wise wife learns at allowance. When the honeymoons hav miiltiply upon the husband—when his noe wrinkles Reeve, into come ten years too early, and he is sobered before his time dreadful pace at which business and work drive men in these times Wife should make due allowance for the change in her expecta- § and exactions. This is a mutual duty, of course, but it should be teemed her blessed privilege to help him to leave his work‘and his y behind him when he enters his door,-and to make his home a place Rote ns * one and delight, ‘ When this is done-—always provided the man Is labor—we doubt if the club or any other Coen rf The People’s Corner. tters from Evening World Readers Molals Now Paid Too Much, WAitor of The Bvening World; ning the increase of the Presi- salary I will say that no sensible er desiros him to have It, let one wetting a pension. If tle salary Pot enowgh why does he run after fice? The ealaries of all officials ‘ROW too much, They do noi earn mt H, BOESCH. An Orange lroblem, Bo the Kaito of The Evening World: Two men each have a wagon with 30) ‘Oranges. One selis them 3 for one cent, Which is 10 cents, The other sells them B® for one cent, which is 15 cents; to- , % cents, Now they enter into Partnership. Both together having 60 ‘Oranges, they sell them 5 for two cents, Which nets cents. Where does the ‘Milssing cent come in? HARRY BISKLND, to make as the years others remember that there are thou- sands of people in New York affairs compe! them to use the Te Cans several times a day, and often in the past a train hag been missed, an engagement has been broken and a Cries has remained unsigned, all be- ‘Use some truckman has seen fit to Ins terfere with the progress of surface cars, CHAS, A, ROLAND, Russia and Peace, To the Editor of The Evening World: Tt looks now as if the Emperor of Ruasia was really in earnest about The Hague Convention. That ‘dea, namely. the reduction of armaments aid mill, tary expendioure, 1s no doubt the cayse of Russia's present defeat. Had tho Emperor let the peace party and cog- jventlon alone and gone on in the old pay ae nis army im Man- " churia 1t would have been be f i Paster Subway Uxnreanes, jhim now, In Bao) ke the AD the Biltor of The Evening World: |Russlans have been outnumbered, out- innot something ibe done immediately {seneraled and defeated everywhere, @€.¢naure quicker travel on the morning WILLIAM DE WAR, @xprees trains of the Subway? Lately | time has been one nour fror, One| and Thirty-fitth street to the |7,the Editor of Th» Evening World ty Hall, ‘The ‘power of the press,” | Kindly print @ protest in regard to the i Bendlde a Cow Well-directed shots at the {way the Unton Raliroad Company of 7) Noowers Of) the reed,” might bring a the Bronx is operating its cars, Jt {5 yi th W. J. AMES. HT dads The people living west of bole * |Third avenue auffer the most, On sey- Ae Plonias Fitty-ninth Street. | erat ovcasions t had to walk from ‘Third vi The Mltor of The Rvenina World: |@venue to Jerome avenue and One Hun- Moticed: an article in The Evening \dred and Sixty-firat atreet, People have Mr. Muller tn. regard to clos-| to walt from twenty-five to thirty-five aventie in the Witty-ninth|minutes'at One Hundred and Bixty-frut, m) body can see ‘hind avenue, ‘Let bim and stgeot and 7 More Cars in Bron ’ cases for that tired feeling next day, e e ‘The ‘Tilden mansioh meets with a happier fate than most historic New York homes tn becoming a club-house. ‘This use, aw illustrated in the case of the Jerome residence, the home suc- cessively of the University and Manhat- tan clubs, {s perhaps the most appro- priate to which 61d mansions can be put, as both involving the preservation of soctal landmarks and housing the club membership with a comfort which the onyx and gold skyscraper does not Be a Mother to Him. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HEN once inj letting him be in love with her, sh a great) wil find that an infinite maternal pit; while—a far! even for the weaknesses that rend her while by| heart will gradually invade and domin- freer ayanbeu cane mo nse! exclaims the self-asser- | self-respecting W0- |tive young woman, I could never love nan will adimit—a) a min like that, My pride would pre Mrs: Nagg and Mr. ++» By Roy L, McCardell.:.., 1s it, Mr } Jepartment didn’t take it away and {t W Nags *):prouted in the damp cellar, where the Nearly midnight? 1] Janitor put tt, and grew so big that tt don't see why you|Vhoked up the cellar and they had to can sleep when 1| Call out the Board of Health, and the an't, But that ig | Blodgett girls got hysterioal because t like a man, thelr brother owt {n Dakota went out HAT time | tle Harlem flat, and the Street Cleaning man asks her to| vent me," But when love knocks at vhe | if yu Aye yah PAwen Le snarry him, two al: | door of & woman's heart pride goes out | man has no fine bad Rte 8 divorces and ube the A ete + of the window, | fag sensibilities, HI nleweed a8 @ goliventr, ant 0 OX “My wife” growled Chumpley, ernatives present) "Woman's love for man, whether he be | T soia weomnctiongt | reas: charges wero something awful? “ig the most forgetful woman, themselves, She can | father, brother, husband ar son, 1s bh 7 BAN ona “Never mind the (ymbleweed, what “ a q eried hiv ind be a six- | @Mminently maternal, Women may star —only thinks o! i Indeed,” politely queried n cand be | thele, married lived with the ancient , himaelt, Yet you about the thin Miss Blodgett, you aay? friend, 5 him, | Clinging vine and sturdy oak superstl- | CATE Well, what about her; what have you “Yes, She can never remember to tim.) thon, But It doesn’t take them long to! Roy L, McCardell. a? Slee? as to say about her, Mr, Nagg? If she t pruetically | discover that the oak would much pre- ‘your head touches e ‘ ‘er to trail in yinellke fashion afon#|the pijow, while I am as nervous a8 a Is what beine his wife, “If yo! make it the ground were {t not for the vine's | Pillow, while I @ fi success from hig polut of view, Wil] tendency skyward, And they are noc | Cat wnount to, long In learning either that a woman's| "But It js no wonder, for I have all] : Wife Is just an endless succession df ab-/the worries on my shoulders, You go in the, morning swhere I left my pipe the night before." —Philadel- phia Press, * (8 thin, she’s respectable, and most of your friends are ngither, and it {en't tq that keeps me awake, because my * Poor dear papg used to drink tea some- sf fact, the only veolly Chicago girls accused by Henry James] As a matter st solutions, which It takes the mother's |<, awit ape vw! I times when he was a night watchman, of “lack of elusiveness” make the retort relation to sustain 1) 8 ™22) heare and the mother's pity to bestow, jT/Bht to sleep; you never worry: and ho resigned from his position be- te te niie UUIY hel wish I had a gaod cup of tea, There 18) cause he was unjystly discharged for nothing so steadies the nerves as a good cup of tea. Mrs, Terwilliger was here this evening and nearly talked my head off—I couldn't get in a word edge- courteous that this ds not the Truthful James they have heard of, ell all the uUrfe, so you see tea is eee veaithy, “I feel hungry, Will you come down £0 the kotchen with me till I see what rt wat In New % wintel Bill's Good Work, that one dd mivst Classmate of Juhn May recalls how ad the Secretary, when, @ Hana and} sot of a mad | Ww ‘and the way she run down|s in the ice-box? If 1 get your dress helped to rout Pad Ban his mother's heats (0 | everybody In the nelghborhood was|ing-gown? Oh, Mr, Nagg, am I to be gaye) the > victim rroM me ve pieced to her dos, ‘to gratiyy her whim | scandalous! your valet? Is everybody in this house Had {deas even then about preserving the “administrative entity” of the weak against the strong. . “Now I suppose she will be running around talking about me, and I e@up- pose she will tell everybody what [ told her In the strictest confidence, I often hear people say that a woman can't keep a secret, I can keep a seoret, If anything ja told me in con- fidence you be sure of it that I will keep it oret, but I never told a secret thal v !d me in confidence to Mrs, Dubb or n Terwiliger or he killed bis mot and staried 10 Pee turn with her heayt on a platter, Aue’ Wis his haste to get baes that he} slipped und fel. and the heart with wim. prawling on the ground saitd to him to walt on you hand and foot? “Here you come home at all hours and keep me awake sneering at my friends and saying the awfullest things “bout poor Miss Blodgett, as {f she was to blame about the tumbleweed from Dalrota Milly the cellar, and, anyway, it wasn't your cellar, and then you In- sinuate I have the tea-drinking habit, and refuse to go down to the kitchen with me when I feeh starved! "Oh, nover mind, nowy! Tt is too late. I don’t want anything to eat, [ would Well to bear {n mind that the dis- covery of ''10,000,00 people In the United States suffering trom poverty" by the same investiga the 70,00 breakfastless iH Perhaps a little discount for absolut accuracy néceded in this case also, will Interest the tt ter Vand mother though the figures enn approach tt. For Amelia Scaddaday but what they ran] haye been asiosp long ago and’ nowt discoverer of the ‘4,000,000 American la absvlutely right out and told everybody! suppose Twit be awake all night Oh, homes demoralized by divorce.” Fvi-P volt of t "Well, Susan 'Terwillger and I sat Hh ane hunaty! No, you shan't get drinking tea and waiting for you 60 long that IT got past my sleep, “You (think all the tea I drank ts keeplIng me awake? Nonsense! You see 1 like tea and you want to de- prive me of it, I am not fit for a thing in the morning untl T have had ips of tea, and that a while and then I vo some more tea, “susan ‘Terwiliger told me that she thinks that sallow Miss Blodgett, you remember the Blodgett girls ut had a dent from the figures of many aoclolog-} But the eal inquirers that the multiplication table is taught only too well In Amur-9t jean schools, a wife's love ap- g it Is apt y woman | : Doky Th If) Mr. Stone—It {t wasn't for Bill I wouldn't have half of a crowd at the Opera Houre, Mr, Slow—Bill who? M tone—Blll Poster, mimended to a to agsume this a her own peace ry, Burt “Blevator boy steals $60 worth of els." Just “ifted’? them, so to speak. see he w if she has mo misfortune to be tn love man Snstead of just indulgently avold {t Discovery of numerous anclent mum- mified bodies containing thirteen ribs suggests that ‘the number of prehistor Eves was not equal to tnut of Adams o . for Justice. '‘A Flat’’ in Harlem. ee Copyrot, 1908, Planet Pub, Co, Notes on Art. and Others, By Henry Tyrrell, RESIDENT ROOSEVELT has auc+ P cessfivly appeared In the role of & “genial” ig New York's Little Hungary. To picture him as & provens cal troubadour requires @ greater stretoh of the imaginadion, but the following details, from the Paris Figaro, bear out the interesting fect: The vet~ eran Felibre poet, Frederico Mistral, of Maillana, near St Remy, in Proy- ence, sent to Mr, Roosevelt a hemd- some presantagjon copy of ‘is Mi.’ raille,” together with @ allver medal bearigg the effigy of an Arlestenne, for Mrs. Roosevelt. In acknowledgment of this double gift our President repiied— in a letter delivered petaonally to Mie tral by Robert Skinner, United States Coneul-General at Marpellles—to the fole lowing effect; ‘Mrs, Roosevelt end mys self ure charmed with the book, as ‘well as with the medal—the more so, es, for acarly twenty years already we pomaass a copy of ‘Mireille.’ ‘This few copy we treasufe for the memories tt recalls, but the new one, with your, persenal dedication, shall henceforth take the place of honor.” President, Roosevelt goes on to wish Mistral and (his collaborators all success, and eddst “You teach a lesson that we mag well learn in this ardent, restless, money-making Western world: that after all, the things which really count in Mfe are things of the heart and spirit.” A remarkable profession of / faith, as Iigano observes, from the éminent author of “La Vie Intense” (The Strenuous Life), eee ICHARD LE GALLTENNE wea R told by a Frenchman in the Cafe Lafayette the other evening that his name ts shockingly ungrame matical, To be aceemically correct, the defintte-article prefix, le, should be Igy to agree in gender with the fem- ining Galllenne; or else the latter should ‘be mascullnized—le Gallien, “My dear tdlow,”’ drawled the poet, “anybody can be grammatical I pre fer te be original,” 3 * TT) Little Willie’s Guide to New York, THE GAS COMMITTEE. thare are some kind ‘peeple in nw yoark who bild all the gass the publick uses and thoase gas bildgrs ae eutoh good men that thay ooodnt bare to de frawd or compeat with eech other #0 thay foarmed a bennevvolent combine naghun to keap eech other from starvee ing and thus far thay have suxeedel. then thay turnd thare aténghun to the publick and fougd that munny was a trubblesaine thing to keap 80 thay sald We will teech you to matk lite of yoor trubles and thay done #4 and when thare wusent enuff gas to fill the pipes the trust blew tye moast exspensive to Instill a spirrit of amless gayety among the ~ublick by putting in eech sellar a lively ragtime gassneater, the ledgisinyture said The peeple in yoark are treeted too kintly by gass trust we will sent a to Invesetiggate. the gass|ti them Oh nevver mind takeng trubble but the ledgislatuy komitee all the salme and |p that komitee has maide tip Qakuvvery that gese is an il! and that it is maide from kde. at ralte it ts only a quesstion ht a v¢ few yeers: befoare thay willdisskouver that gass is used for lite ani @or coolg king and when thay get as br ag thas {¢ will be alll up with the rapyshus gues It Just Suited Hie, ) Bre diteel af Mr, Nicks—So you sold ithetytate ¢o the Suean family, did you? hy, ehe sald she wouldn't take It, bauge tt would be dmposstthe to met el water | there, aurtner—Well, I sold {t to wm huge and he sald that was jet the e ‘Fudge ” Idiotoriil at Real suckers will NOT|te at ahook, They have to be sared, and are not, FIT TO EA‘after you have caught them, People who bite at shipers’ | A hoo KS are called SUCKE|, A ‘bluefish will bite at a hook WITHOUT any bait on it if the bk Is “Does he bvelicve in a hereaf- brother out In Daketa, who sent them ter?" a tumbleweed that welghed sixty “Sure thing, He's engaged to pounds when they wore living In a It- BRIGHT. So will a MACKEREL, three different girls,"—TIlinois Bearer - State Journal. * Announcement that thirteen deaf mutes, graduates of the Inst! the Deaf, are employed as ex r sans in Tiffany’s silver engraving de partment {8 accompanied by the ev hs of blue est dreams ful- ‘Tis only in Man finds *\i: filled, Where careful sorrows pass from | | belt at any te, view, more interesting statement that Mr as mute pupils show a greater proficlon and ety heart-ory'’s hushed and in mathematics than students with nor- mal senses, Well understood that loss lot one of the senses sharpens tho oth-| \ers, In the case of the superior Bie |matical ability of the deat, it 18 to be} wondered whether the freedom from} distracting sounds helps to mental oon-| oentration, 80 woukl I wing my Joyous flight To azure realma where rapture lies, But not to yonder myatic helght— I find my heaven in your eyes! Ralph , Fassett in New Orleans Times-Democret, | SOMETHING for NOTHING. ‘Veacher-Why do you try to sing "Home, Sweet Home” in “A Flat!’ Singer—Because I'm singing of a Harlem home, WE are always hopefull ~ dele hast og bse all oh Si oli But no one ever called a foolish man a bluefish or a maerel, | This is a sample of the world’s INJUSTICE, Yet this kliof a |man will BITE AT ANY hook that qlitters, He needs verittle We do not care WHAT happens to this Kind of a person. nly he ough’ NOT to be called a sucker, because the suckels 4 prudent, retiring fish of NO USE to anybody and does no} fant The wise men who sald a sucker was born every minildid Not mean the fish. He was selling GOLD BRICKS, A mayho Sells gold bricks has to be an optimist,