The evening world. Newspaper, March 21, 1905, Page 10

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Matter. dee goons ehesdenseoeesNO. 18,018, Pan tebee MOUNTAIN AND THE MOUSE, ‘of the Committee of Nine to reform the police edininis- this city is absurdly. inadequate, It merely scratches the surface le Instead of going to {ts root. : fault with the police lies in its control by politicians, The the Nine does nothing whatever to carry into effect the essential condition of reform: to “take the police out of Hs and. politics out of the police.” ‘The Commissioner is to be ap- ad a now by the Mayor) and hold his office for the same time, To Varger stlary, as'proposed, will simply make “the plum’ so @ desirable to the boss who selects the Mayor and through him qimissioner whenever Tammany wins, as It generally yoes, thanges recommended in the executive administration of the thd might do some. good, though the creation of a “Bureau of ‘Investigation” ‘made up of uniformed for control of traffié and the detection and suppression of gambling and pros- ‘would very likely result in concentrating the blackmail that is used... It 18 desirable to separate this spying from police duty mn be’done by making the State responsible for the enforcemen Fown Bxcise law and tutning the detection and punishment of secret aver to the District-Attomey’s office, F ee’s plan Is fatally faulty because it leaves THE SY d it is the System that leads to graft, corruption, inefticiency hiition, It Is the old fable over again of the laboring moun- the brought-forth mouse, ‘CUSES AND PROMISES NOT ENOUGH: ‘now ten days since the Interborough strike collapsed, and the 1s still giving 4o a disgusted public excuses’ and promises, in. TRANS! ; 5 teaéon for the wretched service Is obvious. ‘The ited Be Golipetent men to: restore its ‘schedulds, It s_ blackllsting yyees at the expense of the people's convenience and safety. Should’ no’ longer be tolerated. The old men are ready and individuals, ‘The company has them at its mercy. : a tyrant’s: use, of its power. And particularly it 4 lito, takoupt many bulloers and ipoveish fis been ged to couternace this great 1 Paes pe amg ages ‘whether nour, Wauen he-works a8 it 4s how steadily 1 ‘hours he has work'th the coursd of the } manner that’ thelr prosperity high-priced jobs, but from profits. ae this.basy pre- missed for, iwenty ‘volce she had will remove more troubles than don't-worty, don'teg iptions set forth 's Evening World. i not of a voice, yét of a chesiful spitit soultce and sign of good health, D THE. CIRCUS, f ‘the. circus Brings spring, according to.the tk small Boy has not’ the luxury of crawling ‘there are no clrous tents in New York. Neither Ad, for clréus parades are résérved for the villages ‘even without thé: pink ‘Temonade, the jpeaituts, tn-a-rut and don't-neg- by women doctors for ‘ iting about the, circus witich makes it the most popular fl is it? Maybe the expectation that the tiger will break int Step on tis trainer or thé trapeze performer fall and ‘More likely it's the instinct Of the boy which is in us all, feal,mendyerié aiimals instead of the geography pictures, utiful spangled ladles, the clowns’ antics, the loop-the- bl methanical contrivances of to-day, Nee: Glitus fh the city dots not. fepresent a8 much to any of its ‘the Stub-toed country boy who eams his admissfon by es fn the home girden or by helping carry watet to the ¥i ie People’s Corner. } ' from Evening World Readers Wh And Too Little Baneation ot! thd wvenine Word: Daronte are. complaining thelr allies—the young hoodlums who Shové and push and crowd iniand oft t A of thé "L" and subwaye—should be in- Pehildreh’are having too many | cluded...A. few Jessons of cold tend bed Upon them—what of the) would go funther toward producing a i ; | More’ Wholesome condition of pubile Morais than all the laws that could he fare tue. shoot the po.lee in bretkena up ine suid not borin it, JP, Patents, GOnee More—tien or Bast To.the Wltor of The Evening World: If a hen comes from an égg and an ope fromm a hen, who got here first? Mevitrdly “ngainst your nntl- rial. On the contrary, Tam 8 Jase malin, to carr; thin question to my satisfaction, KBs f i Ss conies from the same natural mediciae py ls, clrouses are still circuses, howhere | Give the public a free hand | Our bulter and ewe man can't answer | onemmetaen if Worl Said on Gany s the Side. UBSTION régatding @ man’s fights in the matter of food prepared for histonsumption at a) restaurant came up vefore a Baltimore court, with a decision relieving patrons of the obligation of paying for tough ‘beofateak, In’ Manhattan , tha redpon+ wbility for illness resulting from eating shad"roe in a /testaurant ts soon to be determined, Divorce granted an Iowa ‘wife, whose, husband refused to eat her, panéakes and aot of a ‘Brooklyn’ wife In gtabbing husbetd, for: criticising’ her |< cdoking raise parallel questions as to thie relation of culthary’ eMotency ¢6 the! validity of thecontract of domentic part- 1 netehdp, Problem involved is of wide fag \Judjotal ral which will be tea 4 Hi : ‘AN right, perhaps, forthe thaw, to’ do f) the A Rieconclecaing _Commnitaslondr’s ‘work, but asking too much tp make {t perfotm building inapectors’ duties alse, ° . ‘Almost enough ashes on the sidewalks, |, jeetoner,: to Add another aére | § to chat Rikor’s Island made land, ee -6 e ‘A, British brain t oays that “the 9: Of J are heavier]: ihan dupes of adults and begin to shrink the age of seventeen,” Average age graduation must be lower in Bng- land ‘than N eevee She—What 46 the dofense of that de suing for oe Smith College ‘cialis song, set ¢o tine, “I May Be’ Crazy, but I Ain't No Toot,’ indicates that, the quality, of the higher feminine education 1a up to mas- ul standan, ° ° ‘who does not stép ively in lite} & | as, Welt as in the Pubiway.” says they Hey. Dr, Alsop, ‘will be left. behind.” True of life, put hatdly #0.6f the Sub- way under, the predent. train schedule, feature of the tntest “mistag Jewel cabo is that their owner is ‘mis with them. ie ee Correapontiont aigaests that ‘no man latiould be: payin to tanaige an sutomo- bile tnttl ho hae taken & bite yin plane gcomieti fo know. the . tha} he in oh to too many ourven| ere7te Hy) ‘Men, when No, la-at nis Dest," diagalla:” hough pera ‘arias te lo,"" ips. & mt tiven auc (ey ir} i (Avenue bo: ths “Ad by: the. manages warn’ i not t peers @onsplouous th Wentte Var Pe | Opening. tor them‘on the Interborcugh lines if the; Woo aorta obh if Lad: 4 ‘ae 5 Hardly necessary to sly thet the hotel chambermatd who saved. $13,809 1:1 ipa was employed at a'hibtel patronized bidianie hue v4 oe “Mt, Disohe—T'ce : just -Inturod Piet) foe thousind in your ‘Mra. \Dasile—Oh,’ A, dear, haven't you ued’ yourself @ Alttle?—Ohicago Joiwrivat, y ree ce eae ten cent heads,” But tho: color’ Hine? : ae aN ton tervler. saves. Boston ti behold * from ‘death “by, fre, More 1K he @ baby th\the cuss could have “Naw! He stops ter eat an’ steep.” me, be sn omit the date of th the'bar by a “achoo rf oe i FY tells plahs of. His: polar trp,” cation. a strife premature with Polat conditions still existing in New 8sT, LOUIS York streets)... ¥ A reader hae ‘ * written a ‘ ‘ ee | i Dramatic/eritio notes’ that in aie plays nw, running In London the plot turns on tho part played by 0. servant. Ih the} view). of the houpekéoper these are} i} “problem playa" of @ getting kind, | aie | ‘the ‘building contractor 1s tdokter than the platol toter, Tt costs him only, $ to "phoot up’? the) town. with dynaniite cartldgde (Orrico te se ele ‘Btatletician who figures it out that None’ pound of coffee will maxe, thirty lated otlpa of th beverage, of ample strength,” was fot, cut out to. run-an cating-house successfully, “T dah truthfully ay,” remarked @iGt. Petersburg opldtal, ‘that no- body over threw @ Yond at me." "To what do you attribute: thie fact” aaked the'sardonio consents ‘popularity oF whimportancp?” ’ ‘While the new director of the Metro- politan Museum Js \vegistoring his im} pressions of art in “America he should not fail to note that the Governor of Ohio, sitting in judgment on Sculptor ‘MoN¢all’s ‘statue ot MoKinley, has of dered the artist to remove Sa Ee from the upper Up of the clay modél and te- vice the projection of the cheek bones. Cromwell wanted even his warts paint- ed 1H, but reallum hitadts Umitations, Being. a Governor nowadays requires mote versatility of talent than it. did. Besides his ordinary executive duties He must show hla ability to min a State oll refinery, or boss a railroad merget, or decide a question of fine art as oc- caston arises, ' eee A Frénoh traveller in Adla reports that the favorite military exerclae of the Emir of Bakhara’s warriors \s to lle on thelr backs at the sound of the trumpet and kick thelr lews {n the alr, Perplexed by this singular action, the Visitor, made inquiries and found that it was bortowed from the Russians, wh. when they were subdulne Bokha to wire through many streams, and, when they reached dry ground, used to Me on thelr backs to shake the water Out of their boots, Greatly struck by this performance, the natives took it to}[* be @ sign of military efficiency, and hastened to strengthens tiele own fight: ing force by adopting i, very interesting let- ser to this column 'n which he an- Nounses that men are indifferent to }} Yomen and that the time our sex de- votes ‘to sartorial \dornment 18, so far fm cemed, entirely Dena "wasteh He says the géneral moral is that, excepting those wlid/use dtess to conceal defects, women id motey uselessly and to thelr own diantvantase in dreas, ‘Now, thie may ‘te true of St. Louls— at least, [+don’t inow that it isn’t #0, But in New York, where women spend on clothes than anywhere mote moni lve in the world, they may certainly jeplace themselves with the thought that {f wisely spent not one cont of It ts ‘wasted. For I haye yet to meet a New York man who lacked appreciation of beautiful gowns, of who did not have la’ pretty fair idea of thelr cost, It may be that the eplendor and peamty.of the theatrical costumes of ithe teat ten years have educated him joxacting in his tastes, But, whatever the causes, it fs certain he knows nearly 4s wel @ fact that a8 you do “Dis 18 one of de kind @ bells yor have Bot to pull, but I’m dere wid! —e 4 All lene ob "Gracious! Does he always cry like What His ‘‘Pull NEW SAYS YOUR SAY Yous@.IN DERE OPEN DE DooR! I GoTA FEW woiDS TER SAY TER YOUSE, YER BLAME CHEAP LITTLE SHRIMP! Waldo SAY JANITOR! THE NUMBER, TWELVE DONT GIVE HIM TENANT IN HE'LL TWEAK NOSE IF You MORE HEAT. Beane—Actually, Mero! Spencer, I am able to abstract some A real ‘enjoyment from these "Certainly; but I do: Fatry Tale: my well-meaning aunt has presented’ if The crud : to me, whether your avenue or in i | Mnities are ‘Men and Clothes. ” By Nixola Greeley-Smith, { gown wes inade on Fifth Hester stt¢ét and pretty well what you paid for tt, No amount of monay epent on clothes as # ts for this penitent! raiment now will have @ cess garment fir and he @ i "de pull,” ja wasted, provided you tiavé It to epend and the résult justifies the expenditure. At this dedson of the year it is as natu- ral for women to think of new clothes the trees to show their promise of new leaves in the faint green that tints the lean brown arms they 1ift'in @aunt petition to the sun, ‘There ts probably not a Woman in Néw. York"who does not devote, the greater part of her lelsure at the present time to planning her spring wardrobe, Opinions are divided as to whether Lent was Invented to gratify the ambt- tion of the industrious hen or the busy dressmaker, But however this may .be both alike are reaping thelr rewerd in a! season, And the glad in process of construction direct effect on many a laggard suitor, notwithatanding man's alleged indifference to dress, No man {s indifferent to women's clothes except when he has to pay for them. Then generally he transfers his admiration to those that some other fellow has to pay for, It is ten to one that the St. Louis author of the theory of man's lack of interest in clothes is @ married man, whose Rs sasise tden tnoye fustldious and more |Gresomabers™ and ct by tover {lee him see @ guttering eerpen fgg ed essed and milliners’ dille, But prin. on a woman with a good will gape with admiration any bachelor. ** Won for Him. i She wi Staimngans ha fl The New Tenant and ¥ 4 A Strenuous Introduction to Each Other with No Dove of Peace in Sigh vie and the "Can't youse walk yet r it on." too! Dis ridin’ around all de a cinch, ain't it?” Mrs: Nagg «so eBy Roy L, SEE by the 4 | papers that = the Russians have been. defeated by the Japanese, Mr, Nagg. I don't know whet it le al. about, and I think} {t's very nonsenst- eal, When 1 was at Atlantic City last year I used to go Into the Japanese e auction stores alo the. Boordwalle and Roy L, McCardell. I must say that all the Japanese 1 had any dealings with were perfect little gentlemen, although they did ask the moet outrageous prices for things that 1 saw for onefifth the money this winter in the five and ten cent stores, “But, as I say, the Japanese were perfect gentlemen, and 1 suppose they charged such high prices because they @id not know much about American monéy, 1\ have no sympathy for the Ruesians, anyway, because the cost of Russtan soblées {s something drend- ful, Mrs, Stryver paid $3,000 for her set. but no matter how-she dresses she looks Itke @ cook, and, anyway, you can't be eve what's In the newspapers, “Dhe newepapers can be blamed for th la teat depl, git was the newspapers that caused (Fouble between the Ter- wiligers, Qh, yes, I know he claimed incompatibility of temperament, but I know there's nothing the matter with him, except that he wants to keep as far away from Susan Terwiliger as he can, and he'd have gone to San Fran- elsco only his money gaye out, and #0 he located in Denver and went Into ‘B4e-Lnsurtanee soliciting, whikh is a horrid sort of business, because a lite- Insurance sollcttor's wife can’t find out how much money her husband makes and has to be content when he hands ) | over @ more pittance to her, “Mr, Terwilliger was in the wholesglo wooden-ware business and did not have to get down to his place early, and In the morning when the newspapers came, Sian Terwilliger would have them brought up and put under her pillow and wouldn't let Mr. Terwilliger seo them till sie read them over first, ho- | cause he was one of those selfish sort of men that never let their wives see the papera till they get through with them, “Then, when Mre, Terwiliger had finished reading the bargain sale ad- Vertisements and the marriage and ‘the Janitor. w NUMBER !2 @ The Stork—Say! How am I to deliver this package? The address Is just ‘J. Smith, U,'8, A.” and Mr._u# McCardell.... death notices and personals and won- dered & little if they were people sho knew, and insisting they were if the names sounded familar, why Mr. Ter- wiliger ee groan and beg her Not to talk so foollsh, So, to please that brute of a man, she Neti tana aloud all the news to him, and ‘he would get angry because he said It almply kept him awake, and then when he was riding downtown to his busi- ness there was nothing for him to read because Mrs, Terwiltger had read every- thing aloud to him, id “And, besides, she used to tear the Papers into strips when she was through with them and do up her hatr in curl papers, and Mr, Terwilliger hurt her feelings by saying her hair wasn't real because moat everything one saw in the papers was false, and so after quar- Telling together for three years he ran away from her, although she had only heen too good’ for him, and ‘how he is in Denver and doesn't send her enough money go she cah do more than pay hor expenses in New York, and she has Never had enough in @ lump to out there to. Denver and make a big row unl he ts willing to be Teconolled, “And that’s why I hate the lews- aners, mie you bring home The Hyen- ing Wor! (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) SUCCEED! of our success to make the prob We US, Somie time, perphaps we s except a LOSS, Otherwise they want to be PAID. Succeed where others fall because the OTHERS aro not | By Martin Green. 6 6 BED,” said the’ Cigar Man, “that the Ment in the Inter! Service, since ¢t i has not been wot. ) by the people “That,” explained the Man’ Higter Up, “is: because the people are not hep. ¢o; tho Interborough's. systenti As & matter of fact, whist’ tha’ do to-day fe get the. passengers ‘ac-, customed to) modern methods. of) horough is trying to crab a,game {t. started with the opening of the Sub- way. \ RA Nae “This was the. convenience ga Tt was possible to get seats on Bub way-and west side ‘L’ trains inthe: rush hours, ‘The Subway expresees. yanked a man downtown. and. back. homie again so, faat that a j of Harlemite travellers were on moving further out so tat the might have a chance to read more than the first page of a ne’ On @ train, pet ‘The ‘L’ and Subway ridems were ~ getting chesty. People on the éa side. were. accumulating énough to kick about a schedule that kept crowds on stations with. out’a train for ten minutes and then shot ten trains by & minute ap The Interborough in a misguided ét+ fort to make a hit had overplayed ite’ self, The service was too good. » “Then came the strike. To tho experienced tranaportation. méh at, the head. of the Interborongh the chance tO tame the people wis & cinch, It, is. ramoréd.amotig, tare- payers, of the Subway and ‘Li this } the eminent mob impresario Wille fam A, Brady has deen retained by the Interborough to train ita "p form men and train orews. “The proposition is that thé ple of New York will stand an: they get accustomed to, They have bee trained to endurance of di comfort in travelling to and thelr places of business for ‘and the alight relief the opening the Bubway afforded was a mista! that the Interborough officials seeking to have forgotten.” ¥ “L think it would i, to he patrons of the ‘L' and ,, ‘Subway lines,” remarked the Oigar Store Mas. “With thet dea,” repited Vey ere Higher Up, “you couldn't get & bees street railway line shovelling goal in the power-house.” Little Willie’s Guide to New York, + SOUBRETTE ROW. no one knows just whare soobret row fs but It'is a streat whare ladies of the etaigé pracktise Hite housekeaping, on chatfing djehes and whate they cook weltch rabits and heet tharg | kutling js over the saim gas jet. when a girl on the stalge kant sing and duszent look over foarty thay her an injenoo but an Injenoo thinks she can sing Js a soobret, somié of the ladies who live in soobret fow. have been, soobrets and Injénoos evver since peeter etivesent diskuovered the reealto and one lady who plade fittle eeva had her grandson come to the ataige dor for. her after evvety pre- foarmance because if she is aloane . fhe is afrade she will be caut and put In the hoam for indignent feemalls, jn- Jenoos are girls who know thay kan't sing and soobrets are giris who haven't found it out vet, if it woodent. be for soobret row the lobster market wood g to amash and shanlees and reckte rope. have to sell sinkers and kawly i a ts verng. When I Brow itp. am go) to be a soobret (90) oald 800 ~ P, TERHUNB. 4 The Dirty Streets, _- ‘ From Dad to Worse, 4 To the Héltor of The Evening World: / On Sunday morning the Street-Cleanh ing Department proper removed t! snow, ¢tc., from the séction of ‘Ninetys | seventh and Ninety-elghth streots and | deposited same in a lot, or, you might gay, our back yards In Ninety-seventh sireet, between Park and Madison avee nues., Commissioner Woodbury has been notified, but to no avail, A Ry A Disgrace to’ the City, fo the Editor of The Evening World: i.” ‘What exouse has Commissioner Woowe bury, of our Street-Cleaning Dé) ment, got to offer for not having cleaned the west side strects? Tako for ingtange ‘Wert Ninety-seventh etreet trom Cow ' lumbus avenue to Amsterdam ayenum It {8 a disgrace to any olvilized country, ‘Why don't you demand hie removal fri office and get a man more cAépablé performing his duty? P. EL. V, ol The ‘*Fudge”, Idiotorial ? [Why Do People Fail? Why do people FAIL? Why Is it that everybody asks this ques« 1 tlon of US? a Probably because WE ALONE, can answer It, The feason why so many people fall ts because they DO NOT If more people succeeded there would be FEWER fallures! We think this ts an indisputable fact! We pause In the midst lem clear to everybody, hall fall, When we DO we shall have a receiver appointed, That{!s the BEST WAY to fail, Then— | your CREDITORS will not get anything, Itls not WISE to let the creditors In on a failure for anythin might become PROUD, A proud creditor ts a very disagreeable person. They ofl, Gentee! BANKRUPTCY Is much better than becomingPOORI.; 4 iia Sit to ub ia i Mihai so - J 4