The evening world. Newspaper, March 14, 1905, Page 10

Ratered at the Post-Ofice at Now Ing incapacity. Ordinarily the white races stand Why is Russia an exception? ‘1d the East is one of ambition and | Morals or in necessity, The world sometimes respects a ample,.as the great Napoleon or mpt for a-big, hulking bully-tyrant “jone+hird its size. These are some of the reasons “fo see’ Russia thoroughly whipped. Bey. Ag; Nee ; That there be again a uniformed chief } ‘That the chief shall be responsible to inting him. « il! make things simpler for the Boss. lite of Nine: Its members’ did ‘not know, what ‘A*BAD CHILD ince at their toll instead of doing ites compel them to put their “the Fit A i 4 _ ASPHYX: night by a gas:heater which rooms they breathe the same bore the old schedules. It is no Queries That Come Late, PAltor of The Fvening World: r 90 police detailed for rall- ction (some acting as chop- “potore:any demonstration of any inf of violence on,the part of the or- derly ex-employees? Why does not the ‘insist on running of trains at regular intervals? If the railroad nnot do it with strike-breakers from States, unfamiliar as they are Mth ‘the’ tracks, switches, &c,, and a to the safety of the multitude, " d travel by the city authori- » Why not? T. A.B, ‘4 Should McAdoo Close Sth Ave.t HPO the Waitor of Th Bening World: ‘What right does Mr, McAdoo de- five the citizens of this city of the tree Suse Of pudlio highways? By virtue of law does he close Fifth avenue Fifty-seventh street to Bixty-first it against business wagons and open carriages, &0.? Have we como to Alptinotion in a supposedly free | ean olty? If he can close one whore does his power end? Per- | ‘In the near future we may be ote | by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York WHY RUSSIA GETS NO SYMPATHY. ) The disasters and defeats that have so steadily befallen Russia in the war with Japan have evoked little sympathy or pity in this country Oxe| cept for the poor soldier-victims of her overweening arrogance and amaz-| It is because the autocracy of that country refuses to recognize in its ‘home government any of the “unalienable rights’: of man; because it} N; because it countenances if it does not incite a race persecution so 0 ob seruel'and savage that it would disgrace pure barbarism, because its war } acity and the resources to beat down his antagonist—such a bully, for we esses and stippresses its own helpless subjects with the lash and the Byord, and is whipped in every battle'on sea and land by an antagonist ‘Soldiers and their families, the great bulk of the American people are glad) ‘THE POLICE AND THE NINE. pe wo ‘These recommendations, it is said, will find place'in the forthcoming of the Committee of Nine on police. reform: ‘That the Commissioner's term shal! not be extended beyond that of the Mayor When last such a chain as this of Boss-Mayor-Commissioner-Chief ‘the Police Department as a political pendant Croker was the first Van Wyck the second and Devery the fourth. The proposed “new” bee mbination, with a single Commissloner in place of a bi-partisan board, There appear to be these alternative conclusions concerning the Com- Senator Fitzgerald’s Child Labor bill is directly opposed to what nd legislation should be. He proposes to exempt backward children the prohibition against child labor-and to condemn them to a life of The Child Labor Commilttee properly characterizes this bill as un- ‘She. work of past years for the protection of childyen, Many of the ward children are not mentafly defective, but behindhand in their lucation because they have emigrated with their parents from foreign Feed untries where there are no free public schools. Naturally they begin lasses below their years. It is necessary for them to learn the English lage before they can keép. pad with their English-speaking fellow- ‘The parents of these foreign-bom children are the very ones whose pare the very children who most need the instruction of the public not only in book learning but in the spirit of American institu. bil s trredeemably tad. | man and a woman were smothered in a New York hotel on were tightly closed and the gas flames, arranged for heat rather in light, simply burned all the oxygen out of the air, Pethaps a million people in New. York. are half Smothering them- paight, Even where they do not bum gas heaters in tightly hOB ind then wonder why they “don’t feel well” in the morning! Tho first rule of health is to let the air into the sleeping room by opened windows all night.every night in the year, must have patience,” says Manager Hedley, of the he ae} ; ‘The public has had a severe test of its. patience during the past | ‘and the supply {s pretty nearly exhausted. With plenty of new men the strikers rushing to get back it cught not to take a week more Low fs an obstinate man. When he says he won't run for Mayor the “Cits” may as well cross his name from the list, The People’s Corner.| Letters from Evening World Readers| Said on | the Side. OUR nogroes with tickets for or- chestrn sents refused admission servereeeseeeee NO, 48,011, | to a New York theatre with as | Nitle consideration as if they had been dramaue critics, Alap, counsel for the | syndicate reported as saying that It ts | a manager's right to exclude the Preal dent of United States If he so de- sires, M cha polnt where theatie- goers who pags the requirements for nd- mission will fvel as proud and excli ag if they belonged to a club, eee York as Second-Class Mall Matter. | $ | Big crulser In a giass case ts not, 3 might have becn Inferred, one of Te vensky's, together against the black or brown. eee There !s a use for all things, but the Surgeons who have found one for the vermiform appendix have made the most notable discovery of the year, BOO B0-8.-3. BON es and prohibits free speech, a free press and even the right of peti D Ot $4340 00-00666-6. A mlorobe on a dollar bill Abode in peace und plenty, But moved one day—and starvec to death, Tts note home was a tienty. —Chiecago Tribune, aggression, without justification in bully who has the brains, the au- Commissioner Garflald's experts found the Beef Trust earning a paltry 2 per cent., while other experts now put its Profits at. 15, But, as Mayor Harrison remarked about the figures of municipal gas plants, “experts are capable of con- siderable elasticity of opinion.” o 8 8 Committee organized in Chicago to entertain “strangers in town, lonesome people longing for companionship of Abundance of such “enter- in New York, though they do not Incline to committee work, as Bismarck. But it has only con- like the Russian Government, that why, with pity for the slaughtered Success of the preliminary freo clrous| 4 Qt the Hippodrome Sunday ralses expeo-f 9 tation of the regular performance to a of the New York police force; high pitch, =| |, the Commissioner; Girl's life saved by a corset steel ping a bullet, Wearer now moro “14 vineed than ever of the benefits of iac-} 2 ing. eee “MeAdoo tunnel now sure,” Gratity- {ng other evidence that the hold-up Season ls now well nigh over, Hobds—It must have been an é atoful blow to lose your wife. ' Spade (undertaker) — Well, 1 guess it was. I had to let another undertaker have the job, for the sake of appearances, you know.— Boston Transcript, eee “We lawyers are of great use to bak ers sometimes,” says ex-Assistant At+ tornoy-General Beck, "by showing somo of tho bankers how to keep out of jal." Interesting how a post-graduate course in Unole Sam's Departimeat of Justive increases this usefulness, . ee Recon of beefsteak-eating broken by Patrick J, Tracy, who consumed ten and one-half pounds at a altting, Might be profitable to maki other Invnatl- @ation of Trust profits after the Deefstoak oltth concludes its ohamplon- whip contest, they were appointed for. Or em- LABOR BILL, | the best to develop them, Clergyman remarked recently that the fiat-house was further removed from ‘heaven than the cottage, and London Physicians now discover that flat-house Ufe ‘conduces to insanity. Yet here {s the Distriot-Attorney pronouncing Man- hattan cleaner morally than the world's Other great cities, and the farm-house still contributes more than {ts share of Insane asylum patients, The plain olt!- zen grows more and more muddled as doctors disagree, * 8 6 Orchestra concert programme which oritle reports was ‘suggestive of spring’ Et bays involved extra work for thle . In IATED. Hi sini He—We must economize, Aup- pose, darling, thet you try your hand at making your oton clothes? She—Oh! George, dear, I never could do that! Suppose I begin by trying to make yours?—Philadel- phia Inquirer, children to work at an early age. was kept burning all night, The Automobile Club of America now ro- ‘fuses to use varnish manufactured by ex-Gov. Murphy's company becaus) of the Governor's attitude on automobile speed laws, Always prudent tor a Giv- ernor to givo up business on taking office, whether it's @ grocery or a far- tory. alr over and over’all night long— rat Rochester minister who has come out in favor of boxing bouts as a form of healthful exercise probably thinks that the devil should not be penmitted to Monoplize all the fun, No reason why @ man should not 'oarn to knock out Batan by tsing the gloves as wel! as “Billy” Sunday and Stagg learned how ‘with the baseball bat, ee Ww up to the operators to operate, e More ready reckoning and Ughtning caloulation: New Jersey bishop admits that the drink evil in the Unitea States has “In the past few years broken up. the homes of more than one million per sons and robbed four milion children of thelr right to have a real home." Mig- Dr. remark, enough, For though Dr, Wylle arraigns the American man with over-feeding, must except the American woman from Women may nibble, the course of a meal, at a dozen dif. "| ferent dishes, any one of which would sufficient nourishment, But they seldom manage to get enough to eat notwithstanding, What do tho majority of men prefer to eat for dinner? The answer !s safe— heefsteak. Women, on the contrary, are Inclined to chicken, But, ike the charge, eA) Mary Jane and Kickums 4 # They Get Upa Little Easter Parade of Their Own that Is Dazzling, gure! FoR THE + WIFE TOO: Now Comes SPRING AGAIN, I SUPPOSE WE'LL HAVE TO at GOmME NEW CLOTHES. By Nixole Greeley-Smith. her not, furrilsh them an's different from that of @ man's? T shouldn't g. You know T regard woman as human, and I don't see why she should. n't eat what man does, So eald Dr, H, W. ] ist of the United H States Department of Agriculture, in ‘an Interview on the general principles of diet last week. cveded to tell men ndt to eat top much or to fast; not to eat too much meat, and to eat less in spring than in winter, Few women realize the importance of thix question of diet, that we are what we eat, course, if we want to be ce cream and soda and chicken salad it 1s well enough to confine ourselves to these delectable vlands. But if we are sensible, and take tlmo to think about it, we would much Then Dr, Wiley pro- It {8 a trulsm And, of It must be admitted that working women are very senalble about what they eat, The women patrons of the cheap downtown restaurants are gen- erally judictous in thelr selections, as the most casual observer {8 forced to But even they do not em; he in | uree of this size make settlement work- jers' arithmetic seem really elementary, oe infringement of public rights which should not be tolerated and should meet the atrong disapproval of the citizens, FRED MULLER, No, 982 Sixth avenue, Girl rescues Invalld father and moth: jer from fire and fights flames singlo |handed, Girl leads in pursuit of fleo- “Conceasion” Should Haye! !9K thief, Quality of feminine courage Been in. Writing, remains considerably above par, To the Editor of The Evening Word: L eure What if any redress has one in the fol- "Marrying on a salary has been lowing case? When I moved In present making of many young men,” quarters six months ago the landlord ryed the father, (then) ave mo two weeks concess! in } that," ph 3, 1 know that," replied the free Ito I'teraained six months: Two!’ sootiod gon, “But ‘suppose your months ago the olf landlord (whose re! 174 taneg her aulary. THINK oo cept I hold for two weeks treo hent| Wife loves her salary. Think what end of six months) sold the house, ‘The| @ Masition it leaves you in."—Cin- new landlord refuses to concede me| ciinati Commercial Tribune. these two weeks effered by old. land: so 6 lord. J.D, LEWIS, | | The Salengirl Haw to Pay, ae The he women of wi says George tholr di To tho Editor of The Evening World ters that these will not be inst While passing through a store In at th t to think th elves nate Greenpoint Jost @aturday evening 4 urally or to men boon 4 mus- yurse t , to make lady Knocked against my arm, and need throwing over some china and as: was broken, The usher stepped for- ward and told me to pay for that saucer or else the salesgirl would have | to pay for It, as that was the rulo of si the store, Now it was the sales. girl's fault and the manager kn that, but he sald the girl would ha to pay anyhow, What injustice! MRS, A. D,, this | cular, thelr way In Bernard Sha rehed White Frouser: ridicules as what direction the whimsicality of this Vegetarian dramatist’s criticisms will si +» Greenpoint avenue, Brooklyn, | take, ce ee a ee M' WAM GETTING VERY L RICH, (7 [hls WAY DIN'T Yeu ‘ Nine-Life Insurance. Wiley, chief chem- | ¢. HOULD a woni-) children, they are chiefly interested in diet bo/ sweet foods, and are apt to regard the More Important courses as trivial pre- Uminaries to dessert, fore if your emotions overmuch’ be the matter wit Don't wor 80 long ag tite, afford to laugh at the man who does, trouble your to swallowing a cold potato, All this may sound like rank ma- terlalism, but doctors will tell you that 4 woman in perfeat physical condition | not, just a 1s not half so apt to let her emotions | attempt it, Mr. Nags, Iam not such & run away with her as one whi vous depression js the dire Poor food or Insuffictent ex. It you love unwisely, to make any of t tlonal mistakes of women, wh far more apt to result from poor than poor jimlgment, 80 If you a care ot your diet your heart Will take care of itself, Cupid, Dietician. No women “can be healthy who does not eat properly, And no woman can be happy who fs not healthy, ‘There~ you ure there {s something | about losing your heart ‘ou hold on to your appe- | Until {t goes back on you you can There's a very real connection between ent and food, so much ¢o that an once compared the feeling of e ner- ult of | well you are not apt to|matural, “You never saw me looking eo well? Goodness knows I try to keep up, but I om so worrled about Brother Willie, who 's out late every night doing Istrong-tirm work, He 1s only twenty- mMo~ e AND OF COURSE {ee WE MUST WALK UP THE AVENVE ON PARADE: ceiving me, much longer, High Time for a Renewal. Mr, Oldboy--Yes, Miss Ethel, T've made ap my mind to lead a new life, Ethel—It's about time, I was just thinklng your old one wouldn't last you core Spring, — Mrs: Nagg and Mr._.s +» By Roy L. McCardell.,.. ‘ TT scne, are glx and he should not be subject to too Guide to New York, who have @ way 0! speaking kindly to their wives which makes what more pleasant for poor, long-sut- fering even husbands are not eincere, I wish that ol Roy L. McCardell... ina word to me. lt ow {t they meant It or would TO eS aAtt But don't you softy but that I could eee you were de- No, be your own self—be es Higher Up. SEE,” sald the Olgar Store Man, “that young Mr, Gar- fleld has inspected the Beet Trust and reported to tho President that the packing. house business only pays 2 per cent,” “My, Garfleld {s not to blame,” age serted the Man Higher Up. “How could you expect him to clean up the inside secrets of the meat-packing business by going dut to Chicago and inhaling the odors of the Stocg Yards? There are very few men fm \this country capable of prying the lig off the Beef Trust, and most ¢ them are In the Trist’s employ. “The packing-houses in the come > bine have a system of bookkeeping calculated to make Sanscrit look like [pictures on a billboard, It would |take an army of expert accountants ja year to get started on what books lthe Trust would cough up for exame }Ination, These books show anything the managers of the Trust want |shown, | “According to Mr. Garfleld’s report |the profit on each head of cattle ‘handled by the Beef Trust 1s ninetys nine cents, There tg ¢very chance jthat Mr. Garfleld believes this; he is a lawyer. But if the President ale lows him to get away with It the Corporations Bureau might as well |be merged with the Oyster Bay Fire |Department for all the good it will do the country at large. | “Being somewhat experlenced in |the meat-packing business I am here to record that nothing goes into a Trust slaughter-house that hasn't beon bought at the lowest possible price, and that nothing goes out that is not sold at the highest possible price, ‘There is absolutely no waste jin the packing business, The af+ 2 | righted cow, the blase hog, the ® |bleating sheep—all go to the killer MARY ‘ jand are transformed by ingenious Leb t (processes into artloles of commerce, § |The poorest paid labor in any man- ufacturing business {s employed in % (the Trust stock yards and slaughter- » houses, The Trust owns its own ree jfrigerator cars and in scores of com- |munities hag driven out independent \butchers by establishing its own jshops. It 1s the most perfect organ- ization of {ts kind in the world—and ‘the poor packers make only 2 per jcent,” |, “You don't suppose the Trust jbosses fooled Mr. Garfield?” queried |the Cigar Store Man, “If they didn’t,” replied the Man Higher Up, “he {6 a whole lot smoother than even his best friends have imagined.” Little Willie’s SAY, KICKUMS, PRING HAS Came. We, OuGiT TO HAVE AN EASTER PARAD! IT8 CLOTHES THAT MAKE some men} much physical exertion, He should Mr, Nagé:| have e position where he recetved large THE “L.” When nu yoark was diskuvverd thare wuszent any ellyvated rodes to darken the streats 80 some kindharted men got Dizzy and bilt'the L becawse thare wus- pay and had nothing to do but oner other people around, tof he is of such a masterful disposition, “My new dress is very becoming to me, you say? I am glad you are viensed, It Is a choap Iittle thing, Mr, Nagg, but I do have taste, if I must say it myself, ‘This hat !s copled after ne of tho new French models, Clara Seaddaday has a cousin in one of the big stores and she lets mo see the model hats, So I took my milliner there and she copled this one, and she Dut A Paris tip in tt for me and didn't charge me but $26 for it, life some- women, thelr many peeple were always up in the alr anyhow. the ellyvated rodes are equipt with comodius tranes. some fokos 1 J me one woukl say fas 1 nevver traveld in them exsept {a vush hours 1 doant know if thare are anny geets or not. 1 neyver saw ea deca’ 'verybodys elbo is yes and all 1 cood see the L is a pleesing and “What ts @ Parls tip? Why, Mr. Nagg, |butiful strucksure compoased of hands sum rusty pillers and a rode-bed thi how can you be so ignorant? A tl ‘ y Pp ‘ if What the Milliners put tn to say who | heabs the atteat, nice and shady ang ade Jt and to show {t's a genuine im- | Donets and dresses and from the L wine porte hat, | dos pasengers oan iporsand yay Bae “Phat's what 1s called a trademark, |\ue of the howshold life of peeplé whe *\1iv along the rode, the funnyest thir you say? Tam sure 1 do not know, I|!tott tke Le lu the skoddule the terrae, never heard that name before, Tip ts the run on, some yoomerlst maid up that right word; and I am golng aver to skedule and he gets the laff evvery time It Is @ genuine imported hat and cost | “Mra, Btryver doesn't wear anythin; but Imported hata and pays the H tid lest prices for them, or at least sho 16 does, for it Is terrible the wa; Women will tell falsehoods about suc: id T never could tell a story about Anything, I think @ woman who will stories about what things cost {s not to be belleved in anything, I hate Ts, 4 il too nice dat to (ts any such thing, you say? Well, yes, [ am, and I am gtad of jt, Now I am all ready to go out, I look stunning, you say? Oh, Lionel, you are such a tease! “Still, I think if you came home and always spoke 60 frankly to me, be truthful, and say I looked a fright and not try to deoelve me or ‘jolly’ me, aa brother Wille says, I would be a happy ‘woman, “Always be truthful and frank with me, Mr, Nage, tor I hate deception.” factry. {f the pasengers doant strike why the employees shood, had ais A. P, TERHUND, Lucky Dog, + — LIBERAL-MINDED, Nell—Maude {s rather liberal-minded, Isn't she? Bello—LAberal-minded? Why, she can't Open her mouth without giving herself away.—Philadelphia Record. The ‘‘Fudge” Idiotorial Mr, Jerome has Just told some people In Philadelphia that our “little” Mayor ts DOING WELL, {of gglo—Well, she's very affectionate toward her dog, I know, - Who Is He (News Item: "The Zemsky Sober hi B know what makes the tan W vark And what makes the Dewey arch. We know 'tls the procession That each year makes one month March, We know what makes the trees leave In the chill month of October; But who on earth can answer; Oh, what keeps the zomsky ober? Is t ‘cause the Czar's Romanoff Just Uke old Kuropatkin Or ‘cause they cannot Tle Pass Like Oyama at the bat kin? What Makes the Zemsky Sober? They're suspicious as our Kansas Which won't trust the boss trust: But ts | Mayhap it's on the water cart; we cannot say, » we do not know It perhaps the month of May, answer " Oh, ry upt To this common-ser And tell us If you oan, sir: Oh, what makes the zemsky sober? WALTER A. SINCLAIR. en refused audience by the Czag,'') k of vodka now That keeps the zemsky sober? Doing? (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) WHO IS HE DOING? Mr, Jerome might have sald while he was about It. Is {t Brother CHARLIE or Brother JOHN who Is being done? We quess NOTI | If any one Is being done it is US, We have lost the Job ‘printing for New York and our gas bill has GONE UPI } We helped to MAKE tls ‘little’ Mayor and would like to know what GOOD It does us, He will NOT EVEN take our jadvice, We do not always take It ourselves, but this is NO EXCUSE for him. | Mr, Jerome should have told us the rest! Jerome makes |good starts but never finishes, He makes a FINE NOISE] In Philadelphia they are PRAYING for their Mayor, Per dlsrober, By Martin Green, . zent room enuff on the ground and #0 ° theeze kara also have seets in them but , Bere, Stryver’s and Lil get her to try ut] {He trance ty oo Falke, shedule, firme, and then she will rt ne ace the ind bua tone SAL iis and the a Ly ia in i fide Hp An ft and will believe me that in 1. traymes, ts 08 pire aa in yoor oF Cholly—Miss Frosty treats me Ike @ | haps they are glad New York has such a good “LITTLE” one! |