The evening world. Newspaper, March 11, 1905, Page 8

bythe Pmes Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York. at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, IV.—On+Compensations. D/AS no-one\in'thisworld‘thassall that he wants it is true philosophy to MK out for conapensations for ‘life’s lacks and losses. hespoor manwmay lack desirable food; but if he has good digestion S nosoccasion to énvyrthesrich man whoshas dyspepsia, The lack ichildren saddens many married couples. But think of the certain fies and the tpossible disappointments, the sorrows—yes, and per- ‘ghame—that their deprivation saves them! The childless will at Hever knowsthe witternesseof Lear's heart-cry: How sharper ‘than a serpent’sitooth It is Todhave a thankless child! “The failure: to accumulate wealthéis one of the commonest and pest disappointments, Butithere are compensations for this lack in eof responsibility, care, anziety, temptations and envyings possession.of riches-entails, Proportionately as many people 8 to. wealth as towpoverty. It#is the contented spirit that makes le. ‘There arepleasures offthe mind and the senses that do Pdepend upona bank-account. NA love fon reading enables many¢a pooreman or woman to sympa- ) with the remark of'Hamerton:'“The only question | would ask Croesus is, ‘Isihe reading a better*book than I?’” An intui- e of ithe ifitness:of things often. makes:up for the lack of culture, oftabsurditiesis as goodvas the gift of logic. A lively fhumor (lubricates the machinery of life. A genius for cheerful- ‘only brings:sunshine irto¢your'own)life, but irradiates brightness around you. was this lawoftcompensation that:the poetjhad in view in saying: fe are gains forsalliour losses.” s e ‘The Evening World’s Nome Magazine, Saturday Evening, “March Vi," 1905. Said on the Side. West End Women's Republican Club of a graduated scale of street erles for hucksters and peddlers. An old-clothes man's barcarole up the alr- shaft would doubtless soothe ears which are now set on edge by raucous accents “Fresh strawberries" would offend less If attuned to gondoller melodiousne! Abundance of table d'hote vocal talent now ayallable to furnish expert instruc- tion for a “Street Venders’ School of Musioal Expr “Man,” wald the philosopher, ‘ls the preduct of his environment.” Yet here {s Russell Sage's clerk filing a petition in bankruptcy, oe e Song of the patrolmen on post: 'Bhoo- fy, don't bother me!" | Why drag her father in and "say He “led her to the altar?” The average bride would make her way Alone, and never falter. —PMiadelphia Publio Ledger. oe 8 “Banta Fe Railroad refuses to show rebate vouchers,’ Might give Invest!- gator Garfield a glimpse of them with- out fear that he, would take advan- tage of the information ao obtained, eee Waldorf nurse arrested for taking wilverwure ‘souvenirs’ should have known that that is a privilege of guests only. of 6 Bpain has honored a college professor ‘by putting his portrait on bank notes, No war hero available, apparently, The precedent is Interesting, however, as containing a hint for the United States, Ta it not time that faces other than those of statesmen and soldiers ‘figured in our own portrait gallery of Govern- ment engravings? * . Kansas Legislature has appropriated $1,000 to mark the course of the old Santa Ie trail, More public Interest hist now, fudgingwby currenthconversation and the writing in news- jand magizines, there is a test of individual philosophy for the » whovare'past forty,.and may-even own/up to sixty, in the - half-sexious dictum of Dr. Osler. The French—those gay phers!—havei a saying which may console those who are ap- Ing the “‘chlokoform limit.” It is!to the effeot that “the period t0 fifty is'the oldeage ofjyouth the decade from fifty to sixty ‘ pf old age.” / is poetical, graceful,:comforting—and¥in many cases true. The ted by Gov. Heywand, offSouth Carolina, hit off the same truth slier way. “It’s dis way?” he said, “until you gits to de fifty on de up. grade. After’ datjyou is on‘de level, and after dat you hill,” Asked at: whatrage a.man generally starts on the down le the colored sage ea “Dat depends entirely on de rate of [dat youygoes on de way up.” Vhat intelligent observer willvnot testify’that the shrewd specializa- of the old “darky” was nearer’ the truth than the broad and brutal alization of' the fomapticiiots? e ° s show again that “there isinothing new*under the sun” it is only y to turn to the essay on “Old Age,” by Marcus Tullius Cicero, nan orator, philosopher‘and statesman, who was born 2,000 years di was cut down by an assassin when still vigorous at sixty-three, iy part,” he wrote, “'l have found the composition of this book so it has not only wiped off all the annoyance of old age, but Old age even easy and delightful, Never, therefore, can in a manner sufficiently worthy, inasmuch as he y {s able to pass every period of life without irk- many instances of great: achlevements In statecraft and y.men like Plato, “who in his elghty-first year died while y Advance no argument who-say that old age is not engaged in fesamble those who should say that the pilot In navigation is while that some climb the mast others run up and down the the bilge-water, he, holding the hetm, sits at the stern at his better things. Great actions are not achieved by exertions of A or by quick movements of bodies, but by talent, authority, opti old age ts usually so far from being deprived that tn them, efore also free from drunkenness and indigestion and sleep- in reasonable entertainments tt can experience pleasure,” es of reading, of conversation and of “the husbandman”—the Fustle life—were still open to him; but of the pleasures that buth he sagely sald: “Nothing lacked is irksome unless you OW old gracefully” is the last and perhaps the most a inkind, Youth and beauty require little Philosophy pan “But for a woman to be “no older than she looks” and a Ider than he feels” is a triumph of sensible living and right ‘These achievements bring their own compensations, among tranquil happiness in being still alive— \ And that which should accompany old age, As honor, love, obedience, troops of friends, yn of Battery Park, itor of The Evening World; to call your attention to boys iaeier thrown from his seat and his ad cut very bad. Why Isn't the rallroad company or city compelled fest Battery Park between |to fix this, as It might be the cause $ o'clock at night, ‘They In-!0f some very serious accidents? ‘The | offensive people, I saw them Pollce on tho beat know of it, tar not do those things that the young men do, but in truth he does |charge. Might find « valuable assistant in marking the course of the new one for which Morton\binzed the way, oe ° Wisconsin follows Indiana with a begtelative Hl prohibiting the manu- facture, aale or use of cigarettes under penalty of fines ranging from %0 to $600 and imprisonment for thirty’ days, The deadly ‘coffin nail'' is not wholly friendiews, however, for ‘Senators, @mong whom an agent of the Tobacco Trust has been working, express strong ‘Opposition to the bill."’ Senators may ‘usually be counted on to defend tho ot itberty when it is {mper- illed by the hasty legislation of the subordinate law-making body, . . ° + Once @ young fellow named 78 Asked K8 if she'd be his m8, “Tm sorry to ate I'm married,” said K8, And such was the young fellow's 78, eee Dootor says that the meningitis germ, now #0 prevalent, !s one of the tender- emt and most delicate of microbes, It is hard to rear and dies on the slightest exposure. Lodgment in the metallic frame of a Subway advertisement would probably prove instantly fatal to it, Speaking of Subway ‘‘ads," It is ob- served that they are stil] adorning the tiled walle, lending pictorial variety and interest to them and banishing that tomb-like effect of which the Interbor- ough’s counsel complained, oe 8 6 And speaking of Subway things gen- erally, that strip of asphatt which was fo cover the roadbed of broken stone in the stations is orl tolaid, e Dr. ‘Woodbury says that in three years he has made $1,000,000 worth of land out of ashes, Maybe from him the New York Contracting Company got its tip about ashes as a source of wealth, ( e oe \e If Uncle Sam decides to go into the ealoon business, as Bishop Burgess recommends, Secretary of the Interior would be the proper man to take fm Tomavso Ruggo, Philadelphia “bar- keep,” who hae mixed 2,619,650 drinks for thirsty patrons during twenty- three years of professional experience. ore In bulk the drinks dispensed by Ruggo amounted to 189,423 quarts of whiskey and other liquors and 2,76) quarts of wine, tHe cost of which to customers was $611,015, Hogeheads of and veritable cascades and cataracts of cocktails, Ruggo's record would have staggered the “Only Will- fam,” with whom quality was more than quantity. eee “7 see the typewriter te thirty re old.” tn don't believe my typewriter would learn to apelt if it Weed to de slaty.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. oo 8 ‘According to Dr, Wiley, "Americans oat ceed meat,’’ Old adage, sey not on the wine when {t is red,’ has been revised in Washington to read, Red meat alvo.” Correspondent at the capital writes that “you can dine out every night in winter nowadays without seeing @ bottle of Burgundy, and claret {9 drunk less than the Hght whit wines of Germany.” Also, “red meat’ has been “banished for game, chicken and salted meats, particularly roasted ham.” ‘Thus are the ravages of gout and rheu- matism reduced by curtailing the supply of nitrogenous food and uric acidulous drink, aurkiuce There tcas a man in Michigan Who used to wish, and wichigan, That spring tcould come, So he could bome And go away and fichigan, Swen Bra in the suggestion by the Mary Jane and Kickums Decide to Strike ws ot So Do Their Dads, and That Is Where thé Youngsters Got the Worst of It. per ON Go WAY- I DONT Boo: H090; (eeeriah & yebrn nee! WANT TO Ny Ne ef UTHIS WAYS, vs xo YOU | Mails AS I WAS SATING™ SUBWAY THIS ne OA ARKE— WELL STRIKE,AND IF HE SAYS GO WE WONT Go! (PoP CHASED ) ME AWAY) "NOW WOULDN T \ THAT VAR YOU. (GIT RIGHT OUT OF HERE} \WHAT! You HERE AGAIN ¢ 7 ‘e, ] | | | law. |}come 10 an agrecaicnt to break into |mafsimony ali the laws in the way |The Man i] SEB,” said i Cigar Store Federal control of marriage,” e * y Higher Up. By Martin Green. Man, “that Bishop Burgess, of Long Island, advocates “The good Bishop seems to’ have @ lot of confidehce in his theory,” ree the constitutional differences in the confronted the framers of the infer state Commerce law. Maybe the con+ stitutional differences don’t shape up like the Rocky Mountains, but there fre other obstacles that are ealeue lated to make ony Government officiel think a few encores befora attempt- ing to monkey with the marriage question. “We have a city law regulating common-law marriages, It cute about a8 much {ce a8 does the Excise When a man and a woman are tissue paper. “If President Roosevelt had the | power to supervise the marriages of the country it is likely that he would appoint Jake Riis Commissioner of the Department of Matrimony. There would probably be a system of fines, imposed yearly, upon married couples | failing to represent In the birth rate, No man might marry a woman not approved of by Mr, Riis or his depue ties, “The effect of such a schene would be to make the formal marriage cere mony estremely unpopular. A man may fee) « tte afrald of himself on such trivial propositions as investing his money or risking his life, but when it comes to choosing a wife he pute himself in the Solomon class and his allas {s Johnny Wise, Sometimes he never wakes up, “A rinrtiage under Federal enper vision would be In the nature of an affair arranged hy butters-in, Such affairs are rarely successful, People in love recognize one court. The name of thy judge in that court is Cupid, His decisions are often given with a reverse english, but there is no appeal from them.” “There ought to be a law keeping i : a STRIKES OFFI | \ people under twenty-five from mar- rying,” maintained the Clear Store Man, “Gh, L don't know," sald The Man Higher Up. “The younger they marry the longer they have to think It over,” Broken Hearts snd Ribs.| By Nixola Greeley-Smith. i FORLOKN -.. By Roy L, something foolish, but keep oue ribs in- H, this dread- 1A person thirty-| tact, We may need them later, when “) ful Subway | eight years | jumping off fire-escapes no longer strike, Mr, aid viimbed out on| strikes us as the most appealing form th» fire-escape ot|of athletics, I know a yery charming the tutiding wheres! Uttle boy of four who, on coming upon in she i!ves, de-|the body of a dead sparrow in Central }svended from the| Park, began to ory, But suddenly in top floor to the sec-| the midst of his tears he jooked up and ond, wiere It endodr.sald consolingly to his nurse: ‘Never and hen’ jymped,|mmind, Nanna; plenty more birds.” When a@ policeman Hee ween our hearts ane unduly who picked her up| iitter teurs over a dead love, it would with three broken |he well if we could borrow a portion of 7 ribs and serious in- this childish philosophy and save doc- ri tors’ bills. term Pluses anked | "So long as another heart belongs to ‘her why she did it she replied: us, It fs well to think {t the most pre- clous in the world, But why waste any cal in|thought at all on it when it t ul p broken In hought at all on when ceases to Ltt AM ODN ie Mata pel [have that distinction? the cause of love and not a few ribs, | | ‘If we must maim ourselves physically But the latter are ‘usually broken by |jet it be in a Monday morning rush | Nagg! I don't know how it Is, but just when I get used to the Subway the mer #0 out on a horri: strike, If I had a tarrlage lke Mrs Stryver has, only a Wagon run imo it ind smushed ft, and her horse got hurt, Wagon swore made her sorry that she Wasn't Knocked senseless, Well, as 1 was telling you-and she had on her “There goes Miss Sugar, t{sn't she the other fellow, or the other lady, for two yards of half-inch insertion at /#weet?” the long redingote, but 1 wouldn't give as the case may be, |three and a halt cents a yard or ee Yes, and so refined, too!” $125 for a two-piece sult like that when, e 2 i‘ jother tangible reward of energy. we = 48 everybody knows, taffeta won't wear It Is all very well to break our hearts | aie for love, we can never love again, Vv ey ic eT, Aa ARAEE ES eran ioe tie in this worthy cause—tor no matter/and that, the sentimental sisterhood ery Appropriate, yway, pronounced style Is | sure to go out as quick as It comes In. “Now, why do you Interrupt me, Mr Nagg, by looking at me that way? am telling you just as fast as I ean that when Mrs, Stryver's carriage up: set and foll over on Its side, and the what happens to them they don't show, | will agree, puts a premium on living. But a broken rib, however well set, Is generally more or less of a deformity, and surely a woman with a proper concern for her personal appearance | ae THE LOVER AND THE MAID, |) “Oh, come with me and be my love,” sf ought to find some other mode of ex- In pleading tones he sald; Lia 3 pressing her affection, however fervid|f “Oh, como with me and we will rove Pe a polleeman had to pry the door open it may be, Where birds sing overhend, ¥, and pull her out, and tore her dress We may break our hearts and no one J through rosy ways we'll gladly fare, 4 r dreadfully, and sho can't get damages be the wiser—that Is, no one except the || ‘Neath skies of cloudless blue, | WN % for tt, and all the while, » tolling score or s0 of intimate friends to whom J And, having bade adieu to care, | SA) me, she was fainting and fous to we atraightway confide the sad Intelll-|f Love all the seasons through,” y ve her surroundings and wondering If se 7 would be taken to the hale she was, If those nosey nurses would talk about her when they found she | had on black slik stockings that were | hot mates: but the policeman was aa kind as he could be, and his name ts Dillon, and she didn't take his) number because tit was not his fault at all, It was the driver of the wagon's fault because the man ran deliberately Into her carriage, and, he must have been intoxicated, he wore a derby hat that was all broken on top, and he threatened to punch her driver, who has a large family and ts always a ing everybody If they have any Little Willie’s 4 clothes, because his wife's health Is t Guide to New York, |" on account of rheumatism and | they have to keep their oldest girl home trom ol to help her mother, and gence, And then the average heart Is 4o easily set. Doctors tell us that a rib or any other broken bone may be set 80 deftly as to be actually stronger than before the fracture, And this {s equally true of hearts, provided we employ an expert to do the mending, Very often it is easier to mend our hearts than to mend our ribs and it Is always a less painful and expensive process. So let us break our hearts for men if we must do | "Oh, I would gladly go," sald she, | “To be your love, to stroll Vhrough paradise, you leading me, } Each yielding soul to soul; But if your love 1 were we'd stray fj] ‘Through no such realm as that, 1'd find myself cooped up all day In some cheap Nttle flat.” | —Chicago Record-Herald. / —— f Sam—James calls his afflanced his | “pretty bird," | Sarah—How very appropriate, for she | flew away with another man yesterday, I'm told. | because end ° hei tana of what and Mra, Stry ver Roy L. McCardell, told me that the way the driver of that i | new green taffeta suspender suit, with | McCardell...., the truant officer came to thelr house and was real insulting, and Mr, Stryver has a lot of Influente and could make him lose his place, only he didn't have time to attend to the matter. “What has this all got to do with the strike on the Subway, you ask? “Oh Mr, Nage, If you would talk like a sensible person aud not get all mixed up when you are telling a thing, per haps I could follow you! But in spite a say there Is a strike on and Brother Willie and his nds wio belong to the Jolly s Were out last night smash- lows because they sympas ne who has to work, y long the strike and on the elevat kes all day to go the surface cars, and they vwded that you can't get & that to do with Mrs, riage? Oh, sneer at me Nage, but all T 8 that some you will be so “And if Lam crush shopping vou will say is an angel for her E bo riding re and have atid nothing to trouble her! “Although I do say that if T had @ © 1 wouldn't rile out this weath- time Mrs. Stryver's last week some one muff and an expensive carriage while she was t is the way It Is, and yu do not ow long this horrid strike lasts t » you are In favor of monopoly, Oh, well! Never mind!"* ——— — Congo Tattooing, N the Congo colonies of King Leo [ pold, both men and women are tat- t ed according to their status in eoclety, A woman of high caste will have a design not unlike a zouave jacket worked upon her back, and it would seem that the native 1s as cone tent with this mode of covering as {ft it were a substitute for clothing, An ine teresting model of one such) has re ed over from the World's Fatr, mee Injecting the ju'ce of certain herbs i tooing process the . The t the ecars left by the & Men app @ Benerkly, used as @ jie a certain black clay While is a coloring medium, F a The ‘Fudge What’s in a Name? Lots! SUBWAY AND “L” STRIKE, ‘The horny-handed omployees of the Interburro trackshun compny got tired | and stoped wurking all at once and kind mister hedly sent to oshkosh and | sduedunk ant pompton and other. | metroppolusses and colested a lot of | mon with whisskers and plane cloathes ’ Idiotorial The Poet who Insisted that, a Rose by any other name woula smell as sweet laid down a POOR RULE] plied The Man Higher Up. “He says, way are no greater than those which, atiack a colored man for no|49't scem to have enough sense to re- “ht , and get them to running the ‘L' and the Whatever, and if he had tried |port tt, Tw ae —Chicago Chronicle, subbway tvanes and thea strike, We cannot agree with him, MTT ise he would have been i ere brakers wurked so well and lerned || (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) A Is @ . IMPORTAN Handled, but he ran away, || Fimnw Sweepers and Drivers, ugtork appears In a flat." No room |thare duties so kwikly thet t wu2en ETT, A name ls a very IT not an officer In sight at the ay me sale ot ay venting World: tor the dog if he continues his visits, |long befoare thay cood run a trane thing! For Instance, a leader of men ought NOT to be called A PROPHRTY OWNER. | ould e to know why they tm- Seas frum sevventy 2d streat to the bridge 5 a4 T ‘ te Citizens Are Too Thick, | P8 nes on the sweepers and drivers| Fatimate made In Missourl that that iat verdes! HBWRANE Hal lr ‘i. Pepper, The word is TOO HOT! Results prove this, state now has 3,00 baby namesakes of President Roosevelt, The COOLEST man we ever knew was named Blizzard. He He towed Ice for a living. NOTH- ind seyver! that ple ennfos we 1 the tons upty | furat Waitor of ‘The Bvening Woria: UE ee teel aL Pepartments She dad fares by measurement Would i, wrong ‘Those mn ten Gaye, That | Pwnt Me some passengers Were st to ue jaie ae OP Me eet A , horsonially. It is tough to AN wesc / ts Prey do not |ing a fortnight on ne nown : share two crowded seats with |) 0., th Ay aN 1e summer nor Ing surgeon Dee EH Nett eine mere follow oltizen whi! the suntorines ere fund to relieve | purely imaginary appendicltis, whic Meleare how inuch room he tikes ir ngs when they get old, It had to be treated perfectly seriously ‘a GLb |* ha or a sweeper should enter a ‘phe imagination is never in such excel- RAs |Baloon to get a drink and {s caught vorking order as when exercising Our Wretched Streets |by a spotter he ts fined two dag oe ie ai aymptomne of disease, Old or of The Evening World: more, Should a sweeper appear at!German medical lecturer used to say wh per ‘ht to Was Gaptain of a tugboat. ty tranes any ING disturbed him, ACE Pet names are well enough In the family, but practical names ial haha Mt was the are NEEDED In business life, The firm of Block & Fall, for instance, ought to be able to TACKLE anything! If we had the naming of mankind we would fix it so that According to a London newspaper dur- l-known operat- ferst Ume had a ledjitimmit seuse for laftor in xeyven loang weery yeers and thay ved {t a lot. one man who calm} o nu yourk from filladelfla for the forst time In ten yeers during the street, between Burling jroll-call with one or two spots on his| : first class-room talk o: ferst day of the strike watched the | lthat after his firs a n atreet, there is aj uniform he is fined. The spotters who|neart disease fully 80 per cent. of his arog he ning onto, the roots and names would DO SOME GOOD. t track and pave-|catch sweepers and drive fecelve ¢ ain past week | $17.26 a week, £ Woken, ONE OF THE surFERERS, Sa DY RAN ey Sore coer James and John are good names if phy do nut PRECEDE out not for upley. | Son BRE uN” Perktns} 5 , ‘3 students would come to him for treat. ment for \maginary allments of the heart, that wheat corner? in the average couy corner, Btocks—Were you very badly squeezed fi Bonds—No worse than I'd have been aa! clita ac NF i cs hail al ia MLL ia seek Nuihi Bia Ubi weld