The evening world. Newspaper, March 8, 1905, Page 8

Preas Publishing Company,/No, 63 to 6) Park Row, New York, > eg terme oe dete tenes canseeeeseeeeesNQ, 18,908, fe Gade AI aa cll SR FIRST ORDER—THEN ARBITRATION. “Qhir men will not rot or create disorder,” sald William L, Jencks, dent of one of the Manhattan's tabor unions, to The Evening World, Pout hoodiums, criminals and thugs of the worst sort will flock to the ty,’ and his prediction of lawlessness and disorder is already justified. It is the duty of the police fo deal with these “hoodlums, criminals as they dealt with the same class in the Brooklyn strike—to them swift and hard! Whatever its faults, the police force of New has always keown how to deal with rioters, It must live up to its pown in this emergency or the city will come to shame, First Order-—then Arbitration, This is the way to settle the strike, not only absurdly wrong, it is criminally weak to permit 1 difference rhours and wages to interrupt the travel of 1,500,000 people until one vor the other to the dispute shall be tired out or crushed, We have a State Board of Arbitration and Mediation for precisely emergencles, We have a Civic Federation for the same high pur- of peace. We have a State Railroad Commission, with authority to McClellan has offered his services as mediator. Some one of go should be called upon to arbitrate the differences, | But first of all—Order! BE AB. srensserrecnnes @ MAKING THE STREETS SAFE, Police Commissioner McAdoo has extended to the Plaza, at Fifty- street, the same traffic rules which give safety and comfort ta at the Circle, on’ the other end of the Central Park front. "This is a good police step. Regtlations which promote traffic iness and public safety at one and the same time are necessarily destr the Side. NTEREARTING case of tho Murphy | | Easton, Md, Major W. E, Stewart, of that town, having neglosted to withdraw a e@avings bank balance of 6S cents thirty years ago, hae now }had it returned to him Increased | to $27.90 by Couldn't have done much hetter if he had invested it im dock heases ‘or | trucking contracts, ee ’ Towa olty man has a disease with) which only twenty-five other persons { have been afficted, Probably feels Most as proud as the original appen- dicitis patient, ; . Sherlock Holmes on the Broadway wtage again, Might give a special Mul- berry street matinee with advantege. oe . Fashion authority notes that “emer: Ald green is passe.” Watt a week and, ee. eo ee De Voe—After your son eaves college I suppose yow will take Dim into business with you? Dyer—No, I don't carry a line of eporting goods.—Puck. eee Head of Boston College of Oratory predicts that ag @ result of the ganerai use of the telephone women's voice will grow softer, New perils for tl bachelor if they soften to seductivi ness of "Central's." aoe Passed Into the Subway yesterdiy with: Out depositing a ticket? oe Chicago reformer thinks it would ‘do much to check orime and improve the general health’ if there were a law to make people exercise thelr lungs by The rights of all vehicles and pedestrians in the streets should be bject to the golden rule of “the greatest good of the greatest number.” d it Is gratifying to observe the generally cheerful acquiescence of all figtions which facilitate traffic and promote safety. i PERSONAL LIBERTY FOREVER, TF "You can't make a German believe drinking beer on Sunday is a ” says the District-Attorney to a Yorkville audience, Mr, Raines himself does not believe it. “But his law is political capital ‘the party which stands behind him in @anandaigua and the other districts, and it is money in the pockets of shrewd country voters J eo ee eo Afbany says ft will wipe out the “Raines law hellholes."” It cannot the fiendish ruin already wrought by these joint products of hyz| y aid greed. ) And when the “fake” hotels are gone—If they go—It will be found as impossible as before to make over cosmopolitan habits of living ring to narrow, provincial ideas, A great many persons besides irty-loving Germans have decided notions as to their personal rights privileges. } THE AGE OF MONEY? Former Assistant Attorney-General James M; Beck ts a foolish per. unless he has been misrepresented as having sald to the Chicago cer’ Club: ‘the most impressive place in the world is Wall street. Talk about the of the Colorado! For my part I feel a greater sense of respect fverence for that great storage battery of human energy than for the great ot mature, Call it avarice if you will. But I say to you the one Joy of ‘this day. and age ts to toll for money, 9 this Chicago bankers murmured dissent. It is creditable to them, are men among them, who know that nearly afl the truly great all time have not-toiled for money, ‘ this age different from every preceding one in this respect? Not nt by a hairsbreadth! The inventor of the Roentgen ray will out. famé, as he ses in usefulness, a whole bench show of mere aires, Kipling, Sargent the painter, Tolstol, these and not money- are types of the successful men of the age, outside of high stata. Mr, Beck, who left the honorable employ of the people to become 9 ist apologist, may speak for himself. There are those who know better, With ample opportunity to approve itself to the public, the present ( Cleaning Department in dealing with snow removal has proved @aly how much further in deeds than in years it is from Waring, ‘ "Back to the ferries!” is Mr. Grout’s cry for bridge terminal rellef, ‘even free, city-owned boats will not bring forgetfulness of the busi- ¢ bridge administrations we used to have, "The ‘“ittle Japs’ promise to be great peacemakers, rat the Peopie'’s Corner, tters from Evening World Readers mont for Men of Forty, MAltot of The Hivening World: Dr. Osler ts correct about men of , why not compel single men of rt 4 They would then suffer Go eons good tn a cern » ple? Can @ lady or gentleman remon- strate with a peraon who persists in reading the paper over their shoulder in a car. I have been constantly an- noyed by thi nd I have guftered in do not ike to make L, M, MASON. Too Mach for Telephonon. A Power for Philosophers, Baitor of The Evening World: fe it that there are some een mes in New York where thi ‘of calls ts not regulated by the ral office? I have been forced to 7 & cal! in excess of my regular ¢olt times, just as it suited the mer- M@anary disposition of the shopkeeper tn aoe the phone was located to me «6 T think it is @ shameful bit milymansgement. GHORGE M, ALDER, The Rotten Streets, ‘the Maltor of The Bvening World: ere places in Now York that /dently the walters had a code of sig-| disgrace to the most primi- rural distriot#, At One Hundred | i, Wenth street and Lenox avenue : ‘a atin 1s 80 bad that one f Iife in his hands every time he to sild 088 the lee or wade h the mud and slush, Something to be dono about It. MARLIMITE, W-Mannerea People. ‘Paltor af The Bvening World: any way for self-respecting getrlllyal Nw, protect themselves against To the Wattor of The Hyening World: Kindly tell me whether a horse hitch- ed up to a wagon in the regular way pulls the wagon or whether the horse pushes the wagon? HNL Wouldn't Tip—Had to Starve, ‘To the Baltor of The Evening World: I stopped at a first-class hotel last week where tho restaurant pricos were exorbitant, 1 paid them because the food was good, but % drew the line on Upping the walter, The next day [ could get no service at all. ‘That even- ing I went to another table, but evi- jnals, and I was foreed to leave hotel because I could not be sem properly. ANTE TIPP 1. The Whimateal Motorman, the ed ‘To the Hditor of The Fvening World ‘The law is for surface cars to take on passengers at the right-hand cor streets where this rule is for no ap- of Uimannered pso- Davent reason violated.’ Other lines do the same thing, 1s this to be rex- ulated by the will of ithe motorman, and are we patron of the surface ir ANew # # -Comic Series ‘By Gene Carr. fenition ef money tg reported frou} Interest accumulations, } @ Any twinges of conscience as youl % Ginging and whistling, Still a few days] Of the legislative saenon left to attend | ¢ to this. Still, residence in Brooklyn would mean the B, R, 1. all ¢he time, eee ‘The wire-soreen vestity the protection of the ‘ motorman, but the regular motorman 1s there for ‘scuh"” Subway | 9 on the surface car ts atijl-watting for] > bis, eee Wren my pop tatks of Standard OU Tt makes my heart beat faster, Fur fear I'll git some, 'oause I now The standard oil 48 castor, —Catholic Standard and Times, ry Amertcan Rhodeq scholar having} § tanght Oxford students how to jump hurdies ts now instructing them tn the winning of threp-mile races, Ox- ford cofirse may holp to add the finish- {ng touches, but the quality of Ameri- ‘can instruction in the essential ath- letlo branches segens well proven, eee Now York woman leoturer has been telling the Women's Institute in Lon: don that when feminine !deals are Feallzed ‘the skilled and professional preparation of food In factories will take the place of private cooks and kitchen, ‘Pho food will be served well cooked, fresh and hot, at a much smaller cost han at present, and private housee will be cleaned eelentifically, Then, for the first time, we shall have private homes, ‘With @ resultant gain of leisure time which can be put to good use at mati- Nees and club meetings. «ee "Green paperw declared bogus!” Usu- ally are, though visitors from the rural Gistricte stil bave faith in them. eee Disgruntled weateside calls on the po- tramMfic. Hast side, west side, the lot of je baby grows more troubled In Man- than. Wise Infante will see to it that they are born 'o Brooklyn only. “Woman,” remarked the old dacholor, ‘Ya the weaker vessel.” “But, strange to soy,” rejoined the spinster, “man requires the most batling owt.”—Ohcago News, e . e Chicago aoclal club has “held a mock Aivorce trial.” Novelty. of the per- formance consisted in its being make- belleve instead o heal, ‘ H Dr, Oster ts stil tailing notice he may observe that Judge Reagan's years of usefulness did nt begin till he was past forty. When he took bis seat in the Senate after hie “reconstruction” he was sixty-eight, The student of rules of longevity will note that Rea- gan's rugged old age which lasted to etghty-ste was the fruit of a strenuous youth of ploughing, chopping wood, mnning @ flat-boat and roughing it generally, without regard to health rules or dietetic preseriptions, a A] ‘The March ¢ weather arrived behind eohedule on the seventh, But it waa boutd to come, eee Musicians engaged to play on the piers at Atlantlo City are now required to sigh a contract “ngt to pay attention ‘to any woman while on or off duty," Fayolnationg of the gummer girl are well known and the artiste temnorar ment fa impressionable, ar) > ’ ‘The cabman is not complaining, All's! fare in strikes and Ue-ups to him. . * “Now, Willie, what supports tha sun dn the heavens?" “Why, ila beans, of course.” — Chicago Journal, * 4 Dr. Bugkley's denunciation of Hall Caine's “The Christian’? as tmmoral |and of "Quo Vadie'’ as worth Anthony Comerook's attenijion, will rejolee tho publishors, Better to let the dead ‘pawt wettle ite own moral questions, oo | Feat of the noble Count de Passajac ‘in dowaing a jlu-jitsu expert ought to strengthen the Frauco-Russtan entente condiale Among the lasear whit |day w | tified \] ’ of a steamer wrived in the Clyde the other ner, yet on Third avenue there are many)" latest fashion, returned as a first-class paseenger on board the vessel upon which he had mbipped aa a tascae, The Girl All the v “The Boys’ May Enjoy Doings in a Bachelor Flat, but Not Mr. Smith. we To ‘Co 6 mforts of ARE GOIN ARE GOING BACHELOR FLAT, WON'T You of Poses. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HE vanity of ‘womankind ts proverbial. And yet how very few women are thelr beauty to bo geen wave by their without conquest, But er till is the number who bell thelr minds and characters can afford to appear in anything but full dress, How many women do we know devoid ffectation of some to thelr appears in publig as their {false pompadours or thelr mincing French heels? Women seem to have an incorneiblo passion for artificiality, and not many lof them realize that from the masculine point of view naturalness {s the essence of charm, It you are going to read a paper be- fore your club or mest an unknown other girl whom it is desirable to m+ press it 1a perhaps as essential to wear 88 many frills on your character as on your gown, But if you seek to please |: © man be natural, Don't strive for effect. Don't try to be clever, If you are clever you can't help showing it in even a discussion of tho weather, and if you are not you can't fool anybody any wiser than yourself, Now, men have no conatitutional aver- sion to cleverness in women, though the stupid sisterhood have been laying that flattering unotton to their souls from the beginning of time, But thoy went the cleverness, as thoy want everything else do women, to be real and to take itself for granted. They Prefer @ naturally dull women to an unnatumlly brilliant one, & if you aro dull be as like, 1 will help you fap more than trying to be clever, Of course you don't belleve this, If you have any little poses, any artificial trick of speech or manner, you Will go on oulth them more bageoretennd ever, They make p bit with all the young men, you know. As @ matter of fact, a man may be amused y 90 | as he can got awa; ) But if he marries you and them they will bore ‘here clothes of affectatton an own acquaintance. You may be surprised to discover whet @ charming young person youl are. A Better Explanation, Wite-How the people did rubber at my new dress to-day! I suppose they thought 1d been shopping In Paris, a hh Moe | wa, com A Caee of Penance. Judge-What's the trouble, officer? Miss Antioue~Your Honor, this man Kleved me, Jutlze—Prinonier discharged. He ts punished enough, Little Willie’s Guide to New York, WEST 126TH STREET, {f & porsen from anny pan of the yoonkted staites was to be mirracku lusly picked up and get down In the middel of west hunderd and twenty fith streat at nite and was then agked Whare are you now he wood anser at once On main s}reat, and he wood be rite, Yor maln-4treat In evvery town looks just like main streat In evvory other town and all the main streats that ever haponed look just lke west hunderd and twenty fith etreat. at nite west hunderd and twenty fith etreat Is | @ seeane of wundrus buty and brillancy jand no harlim yooth js kongidered in the swim unlese he parraides up and down west hunderd and twenty fith etroat at lea, once a weak, that etreat fills the @aim plaice in tho charts of harlimites that fith aynoo and brodway and twenty therd atreat and 4 teenth streat and santrel park combined fill} 4n the hearts of downtown nu yoarkers, Mf tt wazzent for west hunderd and twenty fith streat harlim wood be a Greery dezgert of sadness and appart- ments, thare wood be no plaice for hanlimites to go to exgept hoame so let us be ging for thare saikes that west hunderd and twenty fith streat keeps phen Ul neerly elleyven oclock evvary nite, A. P. TERHUNE, ent Octopus. Stops Ship. While steaming along the coast of Mexloo recently those who wera, on board of the ship Peru noticed that the} veugal’y progress was inuch slower than | ft should be. Tha chlef ongineer | informed. and he reported he gines were making the cua lutions, An Invesigation and across t manta, & spt of octopus, was found | clinging. or Was lowered over with revo made, earner a| to the Ho “T me. ¥: Higher Up. By Martin Green * RODD on the surface cart three times to-day,” de- qlared the Clgar Store Man, “and it le my bellet that if the etrike keeps up a week aii New Yorkers will have prehensile feet.” "Let us hope,” corrested the Man Higher Up, “that the strike © will result in doveloping prehensile | intellects in New Yorkers, 90 that they may grasp the present aituac tion. It ts certainly something t y | ponder over—this thing of a couple of million people playing the pact of Patsy in a dispute between 6,000 union men on one side and 8 oof poration, backed by the Rothschilds, on the other, “The immediate cause of the strike ls’ the completion of the Subway, Disputes between the Interborougt employees and tho corporation be. gan before the Subway was put inte operation and have continued ever since, finally winding up in 4 strike, “It the Slbway bad been cone | structed with private capital there might be some excuse for sublect- ing the people of Manhattan Bow ough to the inconveniences, the loss of time and the risk of life that the strike has entailed. But the Bub way was built with money advanced by the city. It belongs to the peo ple and is being held by a private ? | corporation by virtue of an agrem ; ment so extraordinary as to cause | astonishment in the minds of the shrewdest financiers as to how ff was ever skidded through, “Here is a great system of trans- $ portation, absolutely necessary te »|the people of this Lorough, and. rape ; |resenting their money, tied up be cause August Belmont, Prestdent’ of the National Civic Federation, which was organized to prevent striloes, cannot come to an agreement with Pi his men, The people were throws down in the Subway echeme and now. Mr. Belmont and the unions ase throwing the boots into us.” “Why don’t the Rapid Transit Commission do something?” asked the Cigar Store Man, “So you belleve in miracles, tool” retorted the Man Higher Up ——E HIS FORESIGHT, 4 “{ hope,” eatd the thrifty old farmes, “rat you have something Iald up Cer. rainy day.” “gure thing,” replied hia aephew from the city. “I've got seventeas borrowed umbrelias,""—Chicago News Mrs: Nagg and Mr. -. » By Roy L. KNOW you are not in- terested, Mr. Naas, but I bought the sweetest little hat downtown ¢o- day, It had been! reduced trom $47, to W148. I did not Teally need it, but {t was 80 cheap I Just had to get it, "You never caro what a thing costs, hue le Shu wane prove McCardell, you buy It, But some one in this house Js got to save money, and of course 1 am the one who makes the sacrifice! “I bought a new brown sult, too, be- cause now Ls the time to buy; the stores are clearing out ail the heavy dresses to make room for spring stock, “Ot course, I rum the risk that It will be out of style next fall, because It will be too heavy to wear when the warmer weather comes, but it was best for mo to get It because 1t was so cheap, “If you took care of your clothes like I take care of mine you would not need to spend 80 much money on yourself. You will have to make that new spring Ig not my fault that {t Js all shiny and travelling at the heels, I never saw such an untidy man, and yet you expect me to wear @ dress time and time again, I intend to get something every weel or so right along, Then I will haye! something to wear, “I can have anything I want,*you say? Yes, and then how you groan when the bills come in! “J have dented myself always. Yt was sult you @ot two years ago do you, It] ® McCardell.... and then you needed something until, when everything was pald for, there was nothing left for me. “I never, talk money matters, I never ask you for anything, I put up with what you give me and scrimp and save and try to make one dollar do the work of two and never complain, And just the other day when I was telling my dear mamma how you treated me and never gave me half enough money to Pun the house and scowled when I spoke to you about the way you ected and ; how I never got out of the house or went anywhere and saw anything like other women do whose husbands don't make half as much as you, mamma sald: ‘Why don't you complain?’ But I told her as Ktold you and as I told Mrs. Terwilliger and Mrs, ‘Twaddle. an jabaway and all my fri Won't complain’ Let him act | wants to! “1am not like Mr. LadySnger, who gets peevish and cries for hours when his wife's mother won't give him more spending money, That 1s all well enough for Mr. Ladyfinger, for he 1s not @ mother and doesn't know what @ mother's feelings are! Of course he is a Modern Mother, or rather, he lg only an honorary Modern Mother, like Mr, Smig. "DF. Smerk rays I am all run down and shouldn't be worrled like | am, Dp, ds my corgtitution and Ha Hore weep Hh ut you do not care. Just becaus he ny appetite fs unimpaired and ‘bes use I sleep pretty woll, you think I fave robust health, but it ls my nerves Mr, Nagg, it 1s my nerves! “T drink too much tea, you aay? “That's right; take away my tea, the only comfort in life I have! Lock me up on bread and water, Mr, Nagg; make me sleep in a dungeon cell! “Ob, that I should put up with what I do and never complain! You mua have a hard thoart, Mr. Nagg, and will drink all the tea I want, and you the children first, then the tradesmen, Make Work Easier ! (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co,) NTE HEN AL made LESS TIRESOME. The man who WORKS with the #ldo, anid he attached sharp hook poner a the a # the tan hold was released, It ionty tarke i It would better of course, If there was NO WORK at all, while we are arranging to abolish tt what remains shou'd ba shan’t stop me!” - The ‘‘Fudge”’ Idiotorial We have been Thinking about WORK lately and have come to the conclusion that WORK IS TOO HARD, Work must be made easter If WE are to do It, ; But his HANDS has an advantago over one who toils with his MIND, He KNOWS what he Is doing, We who work with our mind SELDOM know what we are ; Thinking about, We try to make up for It by Thinking a GREAT -| DEAL! If you did MORE Thinking you would probably do LESS work, This would make It EASIER for you! Any way. Think twice BEFORE you do anything. You will 1» beldna” thetthus get away with a LITTLE MORE of:the Boss's timed