The evening world. Newspaper, March 7, 1905, Page 12

Magazine, Tuesday Evening, 2909000000090900 004 $00006 9999998000098 9000 sosnoveeonooness Notes on Art Said on ; ° the Side|;Mary Jane. Is Kind to All Creatures. # #!) and Others. -& vt Which, Perhaps, Explains Wiy She Was Slow About Helping Her Papa Slay a Mouse. 3 ®| By Henry Tyrrell, Door. ished by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York | / Watered at the Post-Onice at New York as Second-Class Mal! Matter. RESIDENT POTTOR continnes hts i 4. P “familiar talks'* | NOLUME 4B.....csssessessenceses sonsssesereesee NO, 16,004, | through the advertising columns. PAPA Cora vires NO GET. ™ DAD [a Tom" Seott and Cammodore Vander- UNDER THERE) A CANE! , | biM had thelr opinions of literary fel-| \ UPID, with nothing on but fee THE SCANDAL OF DIRTY STREETS. Jers, but that was before corporatic roraecncannaa ‘ hav C wings, has been in every car in ee presidents and captains of industry & into the magaglves, If the Lawsoniza ton of Ilterature keeps on $t may reach } “ a point where railroad presidents and financial magnates will be required to town, from the subway to the | elevated, advertising chewing gum, He was doing his best to aupply the sem» sattonal want’ caused by the réchove) @ |of the Pallas Art Fence at Fifth aves nue and Forty-second street, when the |Soctety for the Prevention of Some % |thing-or-other interfered. Whether % was Anthony Comstock or Mr. Gerry, who acted as censor has not been defle nitely ascertained, Anyway, the “bare” fact remains that trousers were ordered for each and every placarded Cupid— about @ million pairs in all, He hee ‘em on, now—rough, shaggy @ffaire that may be comfortable and moral enough, though they leave much to be desired from the artistic-sartorial polnt of view, oe 8 It is more than a month since the last heavy fall of snow in New and yet most of the residence streets are still encumbered with ps of snow and ice, unsightly, dirty and dangerous, ‘The facts discovered by The World show conclusively, from the} quality in rhetoric and Rnglish compo- records, that the contractors practically stopped doing their work | s!t#on before élection, en it ceased to be greatly profitable, ana that they have received pay for i ia Rsk ela ote vast amount of snow that was not removed. They are now waiting, | or seems to be one of them Itself. rently with the consent if not with the connivance of the city’s ofli- Misi Vone-t aan's tike|the tao} for the sun and rain to do the work for them, of that man, Calta ap ‘The Evéning World has shown the many perils that result from this re ips ec uarelaat Nc OneN lon of the streets. Says Dr. Russell, a specialist in children’s dis-| ete 3 “With the advent of a few successive days of thaw look out for Pi iedeouiteerictd Davee nerable cases of grip and other ailments, especially among chil-|‘sngers of a Ninth avenue suriie cbt s/ When the thaw comes, says Dr. Carleton Simon, bacteriologist, | recently witnessed one trim ft Tt h puddle will become a ‘culture’ for the propagation of disease | Stor’ Jeting ‘New York” vehicle 5,” The chiefs of the Fire Department say it is impossible for a Ms) Roser Oy. 2 Ne at ee in hundreds of-residential streets, They tf apts sth'd bomboya some to Now fe for ordinary traffic. Ts District-Attorney Jerome too busy with excise and gambling and moral problems to look into the graft in “street cleaning” that ir “Yip, Let Cae ere Taaveaty,, he crilsite the streets foul and dangerous? Why not “butt in” here, in the Dlic interest ? cabmen and the boy driver have been FOR A NEEDED WEST SIDE PARK, there before em This is public-hearing day at the City Hall on the proposed west side k in the “Hell’s Kitchen” vicinity, From Eleventh avenue to the North River, covering Thirty-ninth Fortieth Streets, runs the site selected for the new outdoor resort. uighter-houses and fat-rendering establishments are there now. They either good nor healthfyl neighbors. Their presence alone should )& Sufficient argument for the park project in the public interest. ‘But it is also true that there is no parkless neighborhood in the city rely in need of a park as this one, NEW YORK’S TELEPHONE DEMAND, ‘Once the telephoue was a scientific toy,’ Gradually it became a nn possibility. To-day it is in business and society an established besity, in the same class as the mail and the telegraph, Greneats”” Matt trget the Pop” festerday’s imposing delegation of New York business men went| concerts and "The Bostontans,” iny because of the third of these propositions, The telephone is| “Let them sneer at seoumtilated J ghly and imperatively an instrument of public use to be held] mealth/ saya Attonney Beck. Tat the pel under ion bi { a consedens are not demanded, New York wants fn Brady ot ro entry e : serves more uses than § which will put it on an equitable basis with smallér cities wherg] one that remains in the seclusion of a nic competition {s more readily practicable—rates in which the|tre° temerer, settainiy tone “eteinal lll be recognized that the telephone business is now established and ble, possessing no longer the excuse of unusual risks for extraor- ‘tarifis, A monopoly that ‘‘holds up” the public must be curbed, [‘ the Ifbrary of the National Arts DLCOPSTLELOOOOS. e . Minieter refers to Broadway phureh as a “religious power-house” and ‘d!- vine dynamo” and trust lawyer calls Wall street “a great storage battery of human energy.” Electrical metaphors go very wel) with high-voltage oratory, oe . ‘ovhat,” asks an impassioned orator, ‘4g the Grand Canyon of the Colorado to Wall street?’ Thanks to the sky- scraper, New York is now a canyon city challenging comparieon with any.. «oe . Philadelphia's Mayor at least is not re- garded as past praying for, ee “Of silly things,” saya Capt. Jinks, “Tha silliest I deem The poor, misguided maid who thinks It's. womanly to scream.” —PMladelphia Press. “Am Qearly as I can find out,” says] ¢ Mr. Conried, ‘Boston has made its O® O® NAW= THIS | IS BETTER, POOOOOOSOO00OOO- icKUMS Your CANE! AE WANTS You TO SHE UMBRELLA bs horous Club, Carlo de Fornaro picked up @ loose print from a Cuban ploture by his frend, F, Lule Mora, and idly Denciiied upon it; “Tn tthe fight at Santtago I saw the Spanish fly,” Shortly afterward Mora dropped tm, and when he read what Fornaro ted written he mused a long ¢ime, thea added the following: “Now I eit at my studio window And watoh the day go by.” eee BAYH, Krelsler, Vecsey and afl VY the rest of you violinists make wey now for ex-Gov. “Bob” Taylor, of Tennessee. He is not only a fiddier, but is also a monologist, wit and raconteur, sald to be the original “Ha'nt That Walks the Chilowee.” Bob used to have a habit of getting him- self elected Democratle Governor of | Tennessee at frequent Intervals, before he grew tired of what he calls ‘the ine gratitude of politics,” Now he has teken up “The Middle and the Bow’! that 1s the title of his talk sonata—an@ hit the vaudeville ciroult, for vartous practical considerations not tmmed!- ately concerning his health. ore PROPOS of Poe, this anecdote is A blowing about the Rialto at the expense of a theatrical magnate who periodically complains that he is deluged with manuscripts of native American plays, not one of which {s 2 | ever ty any chance worth the paper it ia typewritten on: A newspaper man 2 | consulted the great manager about a © | drama he had made from @ story by EXigar Allan Poe, The politic manager Qppeared to be impressed, and sald | brusquely: "You send Mr, Poe to me, and I'll talk business with him about the etage rights to his book.” sin im millions used to crush indepen- dent oll refiners, “squeeze” a rival or buy up @ competing railroad, eee East aide landlord who raises the rent 8 cents a month for every new baby arriving in his house has an advantage over his west side brethren, They]’ The Importance of Not Being Julia. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. rs. Nagg and Mr._u- o+.eBy Roy L. McCardell..., ROOM FOR THE CHILDREN, Phe east side landlord who has put a “head tax” of So cents [Ye Mt exoune thoush they mien “owoera of though al sitory t/t Toor tyi's taintayon-|F] oot ste een oe aR, aad ts : apply the raise to dogs, owners of the | through al ry. ‘oung mother with a helpless, un- * omen, " for every child in a renter’s family is only 4 representative of eee name Julia} The Roman Julias were famous, or! christened girl baby in your arms and a ing I do not ‘There will be no women—it's a stag, see why ybdu can't take me, Mr. Nagg. I know I told you ff was going to euchre party at Mra Stryver's, but it's to-morrow night; and «0 while you are running around town having a good tlme’ I will bé stuck, In the house like r¥0y L. McCardell. alwaya am, day after day and night after night! But this ts a stag party, you say? What difference does that make? When we lived in Brooklyn my Door dear papa, who has passed the Gates ajar, used to bolong to the Elis, | y, and whenever the Elks held a dance 1 used to go, An olk is a stag, and it you are going to a atag you could take me if you wanted to, But you don't/shut up this’ house and BO over to care to take me anywhere, You are pre Bet Tyone Rave ren tlred of me, All you men get tired of ree! your ‘wives, who elave for you, “bear the house just after tr have had it cleaned. Anyway, I know you want to ‘mith your abuse, attend to you tn sick-| "0. away and leave your heartbroken noss and health, and when we die you wife all alone, with no one to Lard 8 run off and mary some silly thing with| Hoy» Seep it up, Mr.) Nagg; keep 1b ® Goll's face and make yourselves fools ar over them, Oh, well, never mind! 1, have done my duty! I have been kind, T have been silent, I have endured every- Ching, but 1 will not forget how you went off and left me this night, “But ite @ #tag, you say? Oh, yes, I know there will be other deans there! Te-he! YX can make a joke, too, Mn Nage, all the smartness of this family rather Infamous, for the ardor and va- rlety of thelr love affairs. So much 80 indeed that Augustus Caesar, who had the worst of them for a daughter, de- creed that no woman ohild in his fam- lly should bear the ill-fated name, Shakespeare concentrated all the love amd fire, all the unhappy ardor of the ‘woman goul in one little fourteen-year- old girl and called her Juliet. Amd to- day and always the love of Jullet and her Romeo will represent the topmost pinnacle of passion, Te 16 @ far cry from Shakespeare to the! modern novelist, And yet the best of these, Mrs, Humphry Ward, in por- traylng the same wild elemental {m- pulses in the modern woman, gave us “Lady Rose's Daughter’’ and called her Tulle, Other {nnumerable instances might be cited of the faltality accompanying the name. But surely these are enough to present to all womankind the dmport- you say, Oh, I don't care, Mr, Nagg, You ,always say that, but how do I A | know? You belong to the Masons, but | You never tell me what happens in the lodge. I suppose you think I am too ; ignorant. I know you despise me, but | you can never ty that ever I criticised you or found fuult, And yet everybody else Is kind to me and wants to take me everywhere, but my own husband, ‘You will take me to the theatre and not go to the stag, you say? Oh, no, Mr, Nagg, 1 will ‘not interfere ‘with your enjoyment, You have made your Plans, you have never thought of me sitting here home and lonesome with BC) to speak to, and, anyway, I am WK over to Te vf “T read the paper Just the ot! day about @ man who mumered ie wife simply because they had a tiff, woul eee ae is ypu lke, ul fer that elng slow); Br auelty iad ass “You won't go now, you may? O) yes, you will, Mr. Nagg. I am Foing (6 t= that ft ts a very pretty fondness for things romantic in your soul, pause shuddering on the brink of Julla and turn aside, A woman can live up to a good plain name like Ella or Jane and be happy, But name her Julla and she 1s nealed to sorrow, In this case, Indeed, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet—and be good deal happler in the bargain. ° —_—— A Royal Trousseau, The trousseau of @ royal lady is now- adays rather @ cosmopolitan production and that of the bride-elect of the Ger man Crown Prince will be, more cosy mopolitan than usual, for {t will in- clud@ an evening dress from every Bue ropean capital, Ireland is to contribute to {t, an order having been given for some of the beautiful laces for which the Emerald Isle js so famous and which now figure on every trousseau of importance, / “Reference to any year-book,” says the London Express, “and an arith- metical calculation within the capacity of the fourth standard, would show that the total output, say, of tho vine- yards of Epernay could not possibly suffice to supply the United States, to say nothing of the Baitio fleet.” But while the supply of labels holds out there need be no serious appréhension of any shortage of imported wines, . * Btranger—Do you get many ea- plorere up here on the Arctio? Northman—Oh, yea, sir, @ great eo ctongt—dhy they come to 806 the aurora borealis, I Bade (OF all the inhabitants of the city none so much need plenty of air Berunyicty th Fel g Mee Sunshine, cleanliness and’ noom to play as do the children, A} postcards—Comto Outs, afd happy child ought to command a bounty rather than be Cy 5 iy Hardly necessary to say that the Bt to a tax. Surely some cullde: of model tenements will make newly published poem defining "the for the’ children! elmht duties of a wife’ was composed ent type, There are flat owners in good districts who will mt apartments to persons who have children. There are other tand- ho ‘draw the line” at one or two. A family in moderate circum. ‘hat has as many chikiren as rejoice the heart of President Roose- it difficult to get decent living quarters on Manhattan Island, pless we are to encourage “race suicide” this ought not to be so. tuation should appeal to’ Mr. Henry Phipps, who has set aside 0,000 to build model tenements for the poor in this city. His planis include one such building for respectable colored families that find. it difficult to get comfortable homes in decent neighborhoods. fs broad-minded philanthropy and good business—for such tene- will surely pay well. name — in one of the mames there are, Neverthe- less, there Is such a fataNty about it that if It were mine I should make haste to change it to Susan or Je- mima, Before any more Jullas are ‘christened some warning to romantic mothers with a fondness for romantio names should be uttered, Why? It seems to be the fate of women burdened by the name to love not wise- ly tut too well. Julla Bowne, the daughter of the New Jersey blacksmith, who eloped with a married clergyman and {fs now in prison with him, Js the latest instance of this fatality, But two centuries ago. eae According to the Rev. Dr, Waters, of Brooklyn, the ‘flat house of the city 1s Vengeance on the Polish Captors of Moscow. ‘Presidents Fornes and Ahearn are right In objecting to any more ele- oads on the crowded east side, Mayor McClellan has not expressed considerably further away from the pinion on the Baxter street project, but is opposed to the extension kingdom of God than the cottage in the aL” gta any directlon when subways can be built, Since the| "= 8 ** Hh cen slo cock rade iM an att © Sy that the] ward ear egy ee een a Bunny’s Error, inch in the Subway they may take the “L" later on, ty eo ef e@ iy “The contract for keeping Tammany Hall in power for another two| ‘rhe mmu's watchfulness over th Ca esametd to the male elde of the ears will be too big even for the two Murphys, with Gafingy and the| M8 comtort laid may be due to Ree EI ee ee ns to help, if the hold-ups are not ended and the streets cleaned, etre under people and putting gunpowder Perhaps Japan would have been wiser © have retained jiu-Jiteu for uso against Russian antagonists only. The Amer- {ean football player 4s a different propo- ‘sition, ‘ A 0-pound " much above me ful “material: ° Subway expresses now sald to have contracted the station-skipping habit. But they never miss Worth atreot, oe 8 in ther cigara and doing things Iike that to set everybody at their oase and make them enjoy themselves, but ‘you are so different. You can go to your stag, I don't want to go, But when you are snooping around the young girls there, don't make yourself a ridi- culous old jumping-Jack, No, I am not Jenjous! Jealous of you? Ha, ha! 1 have too much self-respect for myself to be jealous, But you better not let Phe People’s Corner. ers from Evening World Readers Flats Are Refrigerators, /Md\tor of The Mvening World: m there are apartment-houses for Gays at a time there will be oe rit" 18 rather too welght for success- “Why didn't you jump a few yarty out of the way when that hunter aimed at you?" “I did. That's why I got hit,” and Thirty-second wtreet « few months » and one night while we were in bed the whole celling fell in the kit. fieat, and the exouse will be given iat the order for coal was not filled, is always a obiftiess excuse, but mean timo the tenants are suffer- chen and rain came in, ‘The landlady kept me on @ string for three weeks about having it fixed. X notified the Tenement-House Commission, ‘Three in- Something in the complaints of the Wellesley girls that they are not al- Jowed to wear bloomers in the class- The prohibition shows a dis- The ‘‘Fudge” Idiotorial room, Spectors called in two days, and they were going to make the landlord Te build the house, fronr the way they spoke. They told my wite how foolish sho was to pay rent while the house Was tn that condition, 90 she did not pay the rent, and we were Aspossessea, For two months afterward the celling was (the jame—down, The landlady ‘from colds, which occasionally re- ‘fatally. Should not the Health De- Protect tenants who pay good nt from such inhumantty? " CHARLES H. BARKER, Two Problems, ‘the Waltor of The Bvening World, Feader aoks the length of a fish crimination against gymnasium and athletic work which {!# out of place in the higher education. 8 6 A true philanthropy he showed; The world should gather and ad- mire it: From hia front watk he cleaned the A lot of fuss Is being made tn this town over aSTONE VENUS, She Is for sale, The man tn charge says PRAXITELES made her. For our part we cannot see The Stone Lady of Praxiteles! (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co,) ‘& head nine inches tong and a tait|t!4 people in the house that tt wou id the heed plus half the length }40 them no good to complain to eats Bren theo the law does not re- WHY any one should trouble his head about her, The stone will , Rae re ctertne ine partment, and I believe she ‘yaa ht OLE eh apes NOT De Kay! Yet the owner WANTS $500,000 for the lady. This ' quae foot. KER. é iS SATS t—The fish problem is unsolvable! Dr, Osler and New York Women, | The Calcutta. Steeplechase tor the Is about tie PITTSBURG SCALE for a live Venus, Qi following waiement te sae, Pach nets ae asin Cla Aintree te enivianente He says he will BREAK HER UP If he does not get the money, If Prof. Osler had never done any- thing for the world of sclence or the plain every-day World than to bring out|stif country, with nine mud fences, the ignorance and the snobbish epirit of | Niue ladies rode at the recent event. the club woman of New York he would se be entitled to respect as well as grat|-| "Coachman slain defending employer's tude, Mrs. Burns {s tho only one whose | home against robbers.” The “household opinion 18 worth considering, When| staff,” trom maid servant to butler, has Prot, Osler gets where old age is rever-| made a record for itself of police duties eneed he will change his mind in some|brevely oxerctied at tho risk of lite OORT DONS, which bears interesting testimony to ahs pend * 4, ithe-coureee ot-thoae "below stairs.” Ing event of the kind In the world, The course 18 over (wo miles anda halt of a Usually It Is the lady who does the BREAKING UP If SHE does not get the money! In thls incident you may note the relationship between marble | ART and the marble HEART, ' The stone Venus Is several thousand Standard seems to stop at forty, This Is as It should be, LIFE Is short! ART Is long! \ It SAVES TROUBLE to keep art and heart well apartl iy tm as long as its head and tail to- ” In that case {ta body would ‘bo be 86 Inches long, its tail 27 ‘head as given, 9 inches, making Fength of the fish 72 inahes, ime @reas olted are equal, H. joyse Commission, of ‘The Jivening World ta Bont Ove Mundrea ie “ry This is the tay Old Kussta dealt wth the Poles, When the Boyare fnally eopelled the Posh captore of the old years old; the Pittsburg | capital from Moscow, they burted tholr prisoners up to the neck in the ground and shored off thew heads with o soythe, This dUustration, reproduced from the London News, shows how the Boyars made @ holiday of thie Mdeous toork of venaeance,