The evening world. Newspaper, March 2, 1905, Page 14

Said on the Side.|?S RESIDENT POTTER'S “familiar } talks” with Long Island com- muters through newspaper ad- vertising columns have several points of novelty, May seem to InfNnge the Lawson patent, but they marke an Il teresting and Inatructive new depar- ture from the old policy of reticence} and withdrawal into inner offices while} ® indignant delegations’ cool their heels t § Without going into the merits of the case as presented by the commuters and the Long Island's head, it may be said that the publicity given] d this quarrel has taught the public something about the art of running & railroad which it did not know before, ome of the Signs of Spring: ‘the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New Tork ‘at the Post-Office at New York as Sevont-Class Mall Matter: CLEAN THE STREETS! condition of the streets of New York has not in ten years been as it is today, It is a menace to the public health, as the rising rite shows. The accumulations of ice and snow add greatly to the}! cost of removing the dirt, But there is no excuse for the policy for the sun and rain to do the work. 2 tip, Mayor McClellan! Bestir yourself newly, Commissioner fl An emergency in street cleaning calls for emergency meas: nhs do not lle, The pictures in The Evening World show ition of miles of streets in New York that calls for immediate and "Telescope makes new records.” Ref- erence is to a fast horse, but the state- ‘ment applies also to the discovery of new Jupiter moons and sun spots 8,000,- 000,000 miles In ex! . » THE RALLY FOR PURE MILK. ft Was high time that the milk producers should meet the people of, side fave to face and tell their wrongs. The stories told at last Ing at the Manhattan Assembly Rooms would seem hardly they not come from such responsible sources, It appears that do not even receive the 234 cents a quart which the Milk Trust as the price, but that dockages for handling, refrigerating and price to less than 2 cents a quart, The same ‘Which have been exposed in the Investigations pf the private car fl which Ihave been denounced as criminal when carried on by the Prust are in daily practice by the Milk Trust,’ ) Milk Trust breaks the laws of the State of New York when it Surplus cream, It breaks the Sanitary Code of the City of New in it sells stale and impure milk, It breaks the Interstate Com- in demanding and accepting rebates from the railroad com- it breaks the Sherman Anti-Trust law in combining to fix the ) necessity of life which is also an article of interstate commerce. ‘above all these is is great crime of slaughtering thousands of In-| ssorg in the tenement-houses, The report of the London Board} ports the Chie 4904, Just received here, shows a death rate of 16,06 that clty against 20.23 in New ality here is “largely among children’—and pure millk, it should be added. meeting is the beginning of a movement which if bd on promises much to both producers and consumers. BACKWARD SCHOOL CHILDREN, to Dr. E. G. Brown, examining physician of the Depart- ition, there are about 40,000 backward children Ly e city. ‘This estimate ls based only on a partial examina New director of the Metropotitan Mu- ie that a thorough Investigation would raise the total iidren, for one cause and another, demand special attention. roker sayw he has dealt in thousands aharee of Southern Pacific stock “without @esing @ certifinate.”’ ‘they even dispensing with the counters Mother—Johnnle, your teacher says you've/ “Hut didn’t you never tell np other girl stayed away from She—Oh, Jimmie! ‘ you cometo ask me to be yourinraude, “Well—er—I might in me bread an’ but- | sweetheart?’ in the Wail street gama?’ eee “T am looking for trouble,” eald school the last two/ you loved her?’ They're goin’ to put me in pants next week, Walt till you see weeks, How's that? Johnnie—Well, to tell the truth, ma, I ter days, but never like dis, wid de whole strenth of me manly heart!" He-Lemme eee. Oh, yes, 7 belleve it wus a eleotion bett afeered ehe wus gettin’ too fond of mel “I am corry,” replied the other, “but I make 4 @ rule never to lend my auto,” —Houston Post, . ° . According to Wiitam Ordway Part- Tidge ‘there ia more fine art on Fifth avenue, from Washington Square to the Metropolitan Museum, than i all of the shops of Continental Hurope put to- And outside in the passing show a procession of Aphrodites, of which Mrs. Sutro says classlo sculpture could not conceive. The advantages of Neakience in New York become yearly ° Gilbert Parker re- Becretary for Ireland aa waying to him: ‘Cecil Rhodes had « fow large thoughts as s child, as a boy, York. It is stated that the}and ¢hese were the dominating influ ences of tis life, A man only Goes those big things which he thougtt as @ child, The thoughts have wide rami- thor-| fcations, complex workings, diversified developments, but the core of them all was born with the intelMgence.” ee e chiefly due to 4 Bhe—Ah, beautiful spring! See the lamb capering so saucily — I'm gettin’ die here spring He—H-—m, Yes—spring—lamb—caper—sauce—er—beautiful “Poor, poor child! Have you no home?” "No, sir, Ma's doin’ the spring cleanin’ ‘Huh, {t's ohronio wit’ m from {t all through de year!’ Philadelphia retormer says: “The best way 60 oure vice fe to let # alone.” Buspected to be the theory on which the New York police have recently been proceeding, First Assassination Under the Romanoff Dynasty. After Feodor’s “Removal” the First Peter, Who Was Handy with His Axe, Ascended the Throne, {neurreotion, and much of the work of Michael and hie father was undone. ‘When Alexis died in 1676, hia eldest fon Feodor, succeeded. Alexie hed two Old, . Keodor aa, his finst wife, "wife's famisy “gnlit wi patriarchs they assassinated F' seum believes our skyscrapers “would Wook better if they were tipped ever to Greek Church continued with Nuetalia of several years pation No, 88), and Natglle Narre reigning Young Peter, who was then nine years Emperor Vassili Became a g classes of normal size, they make little or: no headway. |te"sure srustot vet the'tral of the plan made with the Hotel Darlington FIER a cannon had blown Otrepief's ashes to the winds, Vassili Choulskt, ‘worse, they act as a drag on more capable pupils. plainly needed is the careful separation of backward scholars Mf average capacity. They must have special care and train- nt only 270 are under special instruction, Unless Dr.|' ‘are all wrong, the School Department is slighting an of its work, A system of ungraded classes by which back- of the schools should hata Sophi sno rai the datahie Alexis By sa ares wits, 4 Al e's second wift. ‘Nhe Patriarch and th Vt ETER was tho firat of the Russian emperors to take to the sea. While a boy he had learnea how to manage & @ailing boat from a satior who had been stranded in a wreck near the paince, He had a Dutch shipbulld- er come and bulld Boats for him, which hg eailed on the lake, end when he bo- came the real Twar his first act was to create a navy, He brought seamen and ceptains from Holland and engineers from Prussia, with, whore aid he ore-| ated a navy of 122 veasela, Not satie- fled with his first navy, but wanting to learn firet band how sbips were built, he went to Saardam and worked in a yard, herp he saw for himself how Peter made a tour of the European learned many intervating walteed with Sophia, Chasetts ot a ott \ over. He had never Detore on Hey ireets, and after Princess ht ded to some of the members Gt i suite that the German princesse have a different anatomy Rualen “Why do you call your race horse Oasadiancat” “Beoause nothing seome to be able to get Mm away from the post—New Orleans Times-Demo- conspirators, seated himself on the un-/ aid of thé certain Russian throne. He did not] The surviving Romanofts came back from exile and started an Drowned in a Schlusselburg Dungeon. insurrection against him, they were alded by the C For some time Chbuisk! | continued Romanoff insurrection, but the King of Poland joined the forces against hinr and he had to bribe the King; of Sweden to eave him from the Poles. He feared that i bp pe was going to join his enemies, ew, who. was popular with th i cow, with whom Sk ir, belleved that the paar CoN te it in her gar- @ dove sitting on my Tooks seeking to re- [not:the hefping hand from the weak! SPRING WILL COME, temperature and the appearance of the streets do not {s coming, for the prairie dogs in Central Park have ‘ again on the roofs of homes, Although the snow fs not gone, the length- ‘the warmth of the sunshine are harbingers of milder in the lap of spring when the time from imaginary to real life particularty realistic pecka at my and an sethmatic sohipperke wheesing !n an armchair at my stie."" Genius of this probably attain its highest filghts in a x00,” Might locate her studio in i F winter's repose dicated and became ussie, nad no ruler, ‘a of the insu emnselv' the Bronz for her next masterpiece. e e . Boston belle throws over a baron and Pittsburg ‘heiress spurns a count, In- Ki, ‘several years Ney ‘aifterent Fees castics and the payment of damorous sa wonderful climate, all kinds, every. year—the cold | oreaitors, p, the heat of the tropics and the rain storms of India. gnotony to the local weather, And with all the habitual how much better it is to have a climate like New everybody must be suited at least part of the time, than| to tive sea urohing it fs either always hot or always cold the year round, ort| university er " he wet and the dry seasons as the only variety, the eligible list of candidates for the place of aplarist There are thirty men, too, who have bees in their thelr bones were very aetiff, Peter Was Handy with His “Chemical creation of life” the latest feat of the laboratory, Chemistry now supplies a “something just es good" gubstitute for almost everything trom cochineal carp and tomatoless catsup The First Romanoff Chosen by the People. INALLY {n 1618 the merc! burghers and the olen Russia called a great at Moscow to decide whom have to rule over them. Poland and the King of ented as candidates ussian throne, Dut the priests, hve joyards and the mer- ly agreed that they would choose @ Russian ruler, selected Michael yeilne wes some of WTHR also learned hdpr to smoke during his visit to Holland, and when he returned he took to- bacco back with him and introduced {ta use to the Russian nobility, He in- sisted that all the members of his court mould shave themselves, and when some of the nobles objected he had them held and out off thelr beards him- He also brought back European | fashions, and persisted fn his efforts to create @ large navy, ‘This resudted promptly in another in- Encouraged by Sophia, who w: living in the monastery where ft mother Natalia had locked her up, the nobles and ‘the Emperor's guard rebelled hagainet him, The clergy joined in the more pastas aetene: ne was anti-Chri an a lultresa because his mother wen Peter was on a visit to Vienna this insurrection began, it offending nobles who had oo: Bophia and hanged them to the bars of the prison windows where Sophia was confined. For exercise he would dally chop off the heads of a few nobles him- self, and occasionally during his len dinners when his appetite slackene, would Rave a dozen nobles bnou, to the dinner table and chop o: which thas been dug out of must be now ao considerable an appreciable diminution of is it conceivable that in time this might cause an interference with the working of the solar system? All of the coal ‘that remaing behind 1s @ amall proportion in ashes; the only addition that is made to the weigh the earth is by the inorease tion, and that is infinitesimel, is a bellef hereabouts that the winter's snowfall has made up for any other loss in welght by the Cot) : ‘Sweden were presi the nobles, the Bi Romanoff, in whose the blood of the old hich family the longed, Michael Roma- the Motropolitan Phil- the head of the Greek Church, eae the present Romanoff dy- founded by the yote of repre- of the Russian people gath- in national assemb! for their ruler the son eat of thelr church, ign of Michael Romano: }mean better public health, It is more than a coinci- ideath-rate goes up when the streets are filthiest, p People’s Corner. ere from Evening World Readers James's Book, r “I never was eo happy before,” aid the new denedict, has made a different man of me.” “Pm glad to hear 41," sald his rwal, “for your wife's sake.”— PMladelphia Press. ee (After a painting by K. D, Flavitaky.) Princess Tarakanoff, the daughter of the Empress Blizabeth, and Marshal Rasumoffeky, stood in reality nearer to the throne than Catherine II., whose enmity she accordingly incurred, Prince Radziwill, to serve his own purposes, got her away to Rome, and then Catherine sent her lover, Orloff, thither to en+ gage the affections of the Princess, who, as the Tsaritsa expected, gave way to Orloft’s tascinations, He went through the form of a mock marriage with her and conveyed her to Leghorn, where ahe was put on board ship and thrown Into Her ultimate destination was a dungeon in Schlusselburg, where she went out of her mind with hope deferred; for every day she expected Orloff, and used ‘tohdress for his coming, During an inundation, which flooded the dungeons of Schlusselburg, the Jaflers forgot the Princess, When the water subsided they ewe ends at the age of forty,” had e1 Rated from the mouth of some iavorant clown {t. would not have been siven publicity in the smallest paper in existence, {» that a journal en assembly and dur- mbly from time to time to ese assemblies were held ae ne only wonder @ the New Y. Evening World should take the (sie to put such nonsensical bosh tn print, Now, for my part, I am a man about seventy, broken down I must admit, but worked as hand and harder in my aixtios than in the forty years previous, r of a theatre in Sydney, N. we begun the experiment of sup- plying patrons with refreshments tree of charge, Good idea for a “Parsifal’ performance, but the out-between-the- acts man will view the with some alarm, Up-to-late manager’ a may yet provide @ slot-machine bar in hi No,36—Feodor Assassinated Thus the Emperor Peter firml: i" lished himself and hie dyasaty’ onthe HIN Michael Romanoff died Alexia succeeded to the throne and ineurrections began again, Poland and Sweden were at war, and each of them sought to force Rusaia )o¢ The Hyening World: I notified the Tenement- it of a leak in the root house I occupy; the Higher Up. By Martin Green,. és | SBE,” said the Cigar store Man, “that ‘Honest John’ Kelly advocates, throtgh 'The World, the licensing of game. bling-houses at $25,000 a throw’ “The gambling-houses have always been licensed,” asserted the Man Higher Up, “but the masuma didn't, go to the city, It went to the graft... ing cops and grafting agents of rev form associations for protection, ‘The State licenses bookmakers to gamble on the racetracks through a form of raft that is diverted to the deacons and other holy guys who run the county faire up-State and split the privilege money, The State issues lloenses to gamblers to work on the Gtock Exchange in the shape of cer tificates of incorporation, If gam» bling on the races ts morally right and gambling in stocks is morally right where does the moral wrong come in in gambling with a deck of > | cards or a roulette layout? “The big gambliing-houses are closed, but there were never so many quiet games running. Any man who wants action for his bankroll can get ft, and he won't have to advertise either, The crooked gambler is tn his glory. The fly boys who hire room in a boarding-house steer 9 sucker to {t, turn him and do a gete away while he ie beating it to the station-house are wearing diamonds, The poker games in the rooms of saloons and barber shops are run- ning under a pressure of 160 pounds to the square inch, The poker rooma where the house takes down a two- bit chip on every deal for the kitty are paying dividends that make Standard Oil stock look like Conted~ >lerate currency. Ob, yes, the game Diing-houses are closed, “Mr, Jerome says that the people generally do not regard the breake ing of the Sunday liquor law as a crime, It fe getting to be the same way with gambling. If you're not a good loser at bridge whist you're barred from high society; if you're not a good loser at poker there ia no place for you in the happy homes of Harlem. Men who gamble six days in the week pass the collection box in church on Sufday. “A system of licensed gambling- houses would reduce the number of such places, The license-paying gam~ blers would eee to thet. But to issue licenses to gamblers would be con- sidered a start on the toboggan of immorality, and we couldn't stand for it.” “You talk as though the people of this town were a lot of hypocrites,” declared the Cigar Store Man, “Well,” replied the Man Higher Up, “you can come pretty near playe ing it that way across the board.” Little Willie's Guide to New York. CENTRAL PARK. eentrel park is the sitty’s playground and as jong as you keap off the grass and doant blok the paths and dont feed or ancy the pleecemen you are well- come to go there and enjoy yourwelf if you have the price of carfair and know how to get thare, thare are sev- rel lakes in sentrel park aad the water in them Ig of @ pekuller nature for it duzeent frease eollid enuff for skaiting until long after evvery other pond in | the Kountry ia froasen aa hard eo ® rok, some winters the water in the seutrel park lakes dussent frease at ‘all, no matter how coald tt ts and pes ple have to do thare skaiting in rinks or salloons, on sundy moamnings it ls a eweet and prutty pldkture to wateh the tired children of the poor ennjoye ing the epoart of beeing chalaed off the grass that is pade for by thare fathers taxes, thare is @ menadgery in the | ‘i and severel grose of statohues ‘and when children are nauty thare nurses say Be good now or { will taike you to look at the park statchues and then the little ones reepent and say how sorry thay are that thay were bad and may thay pleeze feed the appo- pcre park equirels instead because 0 at the statchues always gives Poe Mesh awfle nitemares afterwerds, id atatohues, Good. b6)8 4 ‘A. P, TERHUNE, 2 se SS Se SSeS The °‘Fudge " Idiotorial never considered myself an athiet, that. But I still live and as yet i made no arrangements for chioroform- ing, but I would suggest to the learned r that whenever he 1s ready t shuffle off I will gladly lend him a Help. WILLIAM COMFORT, been notified and er pattention to tho complaint, wnt-House Commission re- and most courteously | Chief Inspector Kennedy Anventigate and report. Tound her drowned, How Gan This Girl to an alliance, The Cossacks rose in ‘Two pages of “Fables in Golf” in a prominent golfing periodical, and not a {ine about larks killed in alr by golf Why Does Birdie Cry? eet (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub.Co.) Get a Husband? furnishing this young woman with ad-|sandbags him and he comes to, a Bene- vice is concerned, I personally am flatly et. Hut wo will assume that he ts, Wo a ;will’ assume that among the generality Incompetent, For I belleve that a wo-| of women he can make practically. his man's matrimonial success 4s entirely a | own choice. ttet of luck and bears absolutely no pe select fon to any degree of brains or | jc beauty she may possess. However, there and young women tead- ing World who have bagi Kansas starting a State oll refinery and Illinola preparing to establish State packing-houses in the penitentiaries, If this thing keeps on Governors will have | qm to qualify as business men, By Nixola Greeley-Smith | Whose Horrid Conductors, | To the Bdltor of The Evening World: I saw an old lady carried three blocks past her destination on a Co- lumbus avenue car on a bitter cold day not long ago, and I have suffered per- ‘the great City of New York ‘moving onward to crush ntae to Grip merrily down on rulning everything it Department t; over- What Is the result? “Does the most charming, the most nt, the most beautiful woman be If he did there would be in New York's multl-miliéonatre society a hlees women such a. ‘ W, and splash Into the seed box. There are so many SAD THINGS In the world that we only Latest champion of a tax on bache- lors, President Benjamin Ide Wheele jare many thous H isking me how tol 4, try to fix most of them, A young lady writing from Brick Church, N. J., says she fs worrled over the unnatural con- duct of her canary bird.. Birdie sits on the perch and little tears roll down to the tip of his beak f Perhaps Birdle has “a rather tough ‘| worm in his little Inside’ as Mrs, Gilbert sald. Then, again, It ' of the University of California, achieved, or at least hope to achieve, | hei them “parlahs, bandits, guerrillas, out- How how lees le that) husbands, and they must know how they | Not | ; Will they not give the bene nd very successful) qt of thelr Juck and experience to the sonally from this lack of consideration | numerous times, The conductors on the surface lines are as a rule unclvil, {mpudent and abolutely {!noonslderate the city hire more in- Td Wke to hear if readére ‘almilur experiences, ‘abd address but not for rough Rood 1OKINE | gy, 1) it may be SOMETHING ELSE! ities and selfish dogs,” sion of this sort cannot fall to have Its a business way, It might be nice to take the canary out for a walk. If this fs | NOT PRACTICABLE read him a few verses from Yellow Wheeler Wilcox's poems each morning and afternoon, They are rather SOOTHING if recited In a WHISPER! It seems Melancholy that This Brick Church Birdling should | be sad Just as the MERRY SPRINGTIME {s’ bringing the grip | ‘The matrimonial of any wleh of the passengers, ltore, is largely a matter of environment t , AGNES L. CARTER, The Cigarette Fiend, To the Bdltor of The Evening World; What about the man who will stop on an “L" station stairway and cause & whole ne of men ahd women to pe Gelayed while he lights a cigarette? 1 fave agen much confusion fmbout by just such selfishness, and 1 Tearned De, Osler, of think something should be done to cor- and send in thelr views | sting subject to The Even- effect in luring bachelors to the altar, he has not In alljop, this ir Bet that We Know Of, er life had @ lover, | ing yw @f The Nvening World: of chloroform fame, any notes the passing of knickerbockers a8 @ sporting costume and the return of flannel trousers, la mode golfer nowadays must adopt “a free ond easy manncr of dress the links, where the dandy at present . wes him, and this com a athletic and the p A well-known spiritualist told me tho other day that the hovering phantom t the other world invarlabl when she made a@ "rs, But why should the vible man, she was rewarded by hearing |p nro, horny a hat he had told a friend "she was push- ing hard to get him." ou seek for a husband," ‘It won't do, and if you walt for imd-stand weat as eh a hole in the tent from ide. And perhaps the hest view imonlal bliss may be obtained However, will not the youn dere of ‘the Rveniny thelees that when it comes a wife they move precisely |the into so many happy homes, and ridiculous statement Islander on Fifth avenuo,” C of me of the red golf coat tu the camphor pase of a millionalra, young this way or old, who we will assume fe looking women Yea All the trouble can be CURED though by leaving the CAT In | ‘University, ia acored- ect thie violation of the laws of con- & cre SAME Le. MURRAY, cheat detracts from the clubhouse color scheme, but it wes bound to come, him to come to you you may get left." for ‘And there you ere! Now, #o far as Len’ the room and the cage OPEN! he help this involuntary spinster King for one untdi “somebody experience and advi