The evening world. Newspaper, February 25, 1905, Page 8

Sai Na Nib Pits ii Evening. “World's. Home. Mea Said on the Side. ny e ComediansSay SomeFunn 4 ~~ /The Man © gs; of Forty. $ | By Nixola Greeley-Smith b The ‘‘Zoo’’ y Thin by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to @ Park Row, New York. iat the Post-omce at Now York as Second-Claes Mat! Matter. NO. 16,804, ORNELL'S crack ‘football player iC admitted to the bar with highest | marks {n 800 candidates and Princeton players dropped becaure of | 9 fallure to pass ordinary examinations. Almost &s diMoult to generalize about the “harmful effects of the game’ as} 4 ‘ re I7,—Sueoess and Failure, to fe wi tlie ilinlt for & enanie uneh : ra > 4. 4 7 > | dents of Johns Hop, it , 3 Kaa University ¢ a ness, Seems to depend entirely on thes ® ty tc eof the speeches that President Roosevelt has made recentty Lip racsie Na ati ; Abbie tes (Octente q truer philosophy than in his “heart to-heart’” talk to his friends Raita Cae Meese eae , . Y ® Hedbiet ils) in hie iv : . H Speak! of |, Harvard's ¢ ‘ 4 rea th i Hungary.” Speaking to men who appreciate and love liberty! cen iy to receive a, salary ot. #2800 ‘al . Baas eh remaeee ymore than do native-born Americans, because they have “felt which is more than most of re Vals § yoke,”” and who have struggled and fought and endured priva- oka ek eM coulis p political freedom and individual success in this land of equal Op~/that they are underpaid should “ the President said: caidas tayo oe great mistake to measure success only by what glitters | Dovery says Byrnes would not do f Able statement tha: & man ts of vers{f Uttle use after he Ie: forty years old and ‘ of no use at all after sixty, i So far as the commercial usefulness of the man of forty is concerned there are There must be for success a certain material basis, 1 can cif eit etre odes tN q ’ j . . ad Bay Hviee Fetutations of tee oe {il of atiybody who would not wish to leave his children a little better | nurst suggesttn of a Scotland Yaral} p » . ie, rt : worth while, There tp one nine certain he has been himself, and not a little worse, He would not be doing his Gid not have that wish. And if he dots not do his duty by his children, , Certainly not do it by anybody else, it much once galned, what counts for most is not the things of the but Of the soul, 1am sure that each of you, if he stops to think of what) him happy, of what makes him respected by his neighbors, will agree with am sure that if you Jook back upon your own lives, what makes you feel “on almost every occasion are memories of pride associated not with days . but with days of effort—of days when you were doing all that was in you pome worthy end, And the'worthiest end of all {s to care for those that ar, to 8, for wife and children, and to live so that they are happy and. not sorty K ive, \ ‘this has been done the best thing ts tolbe able so to handle yourse/f that fet! when the end comes that, on the whole, the community and gil your h are a little better off for your having lived, This much is owen to all, irizes come by accident. And no human being knows this Setter than ‘won one of them, preaching, it is philosophy—the application 6f wisdom to rs of life, pnot a bad measure of a man to judge him by what he tegards as In this age, and particularly ’in this country, the most common ‘As that Of wealth. “He has been very Siccessful” generally hat ie has got more or less “rich.” And this is not to be won: Poverty,” said an observant cynic, “would not be so generally $4 misfortune if the world did not somuch look upon It as a ‘That is stating it too bitterly, ‘The cynic had probably failed in attempt to gather in some of thé.riches that he affected to manffor Mutberry street serlousty, 3 } ‘ , B | however, that is, that women will not eee g : . ee 4 % ‘ ‘ Agree With the Baltimore profesgge’s ea “Alimony dinner” for divorcees in} pean ‘ is timate, cago. Little supper after the play | 9 \ It was Oliver Wendell Holmes whe with hot birds and an abundance of Pig-My whole family manages to) Cub—You remind me of @ 400-) Pellcan—I told your eons they would) Bruin—You're not the chan that came ® | Wrote that women, like. pineapples, are cold bottles would have been more} P Pick up a living by the pen. tor. “oroak” if they didn't stop emoking, | out here hunting last year, | sweetest just before they begin to de apprepriate, Goat—I don't understand the iiterary| Bird—How ja that? Frog—t've oroaked all my Ufetand I} Boy—No, 1 hadn't begun reading @ | Ca¥. Tho iden ts equally applicable to c chile @ lite, ay, Cub. ne ig bit. i the other sex, for the popularity’ of the Hew UB thes Would JAH |S ete inandanndnnnnaranlanliarernrrennr enn AGL. cas sunken nanel Reman tt taninayhakoanas man of thirty-five or over with woman _- from wayback manage ma Two Comic “Blacks,” by J. K, Bryans. > | of all ages {s proverbial. afich a strike in financial circles?” ° Pg aapdligh ih i” Aeakcy Pasa “Tt came natural to him; he was thinty and forty-five, Therefore, the wsed to watering the stock.”—De- >| men of forty need not carry his de "veo Pvess, S, | pondency to the Hast River after reade LAUER e 8 6 ing Prof, Osler's statement, for even. if he were unfitted for the business Agee soir oues ach tad Quit (ee Ruan World he could devote a few declining at forty who would Kansas have had years to showing the young competitors to put on the trail of tho oll octopus? eee who had crowded him to the wall thag thoy were not even one, two, alx whem Known ag ‘Nithy lucre’ time out} % q he entered the race for a woman's , of mind, but 73,000 bacteria on a, single 3 poh inode gs OAL. bill came near reaching the limit. § woman of the game age, can be the iat eat dt most fascinating of Nis sex or the most Perhaps it 1s to keep them free trom p {dreary, commonplace, middle - aged microbes such as Dr, Darlington ts find- drudge imaginable, ‘The great trouble Ing in bank bills that stock certificates} ¢ with both women and men ts that as fare #0 frequently “washed, the, grow older they not only put on ee e too much flesh physically, they are apt to grow thibk-witted as well, oy Jose mental as well as physical supple hess and buoyancy, though there ly se fteason for their doing either, This loss, however, is very generally compensated by the experience they aoe juire, It is his knowledge of women, “Oh, Jimmy, don't yer wisht yer wuz rich an’ had a rig like dat?’ ‘ Simplon subway under the Alps al- “New! What's de use? A feller can't coast oh his stomach wid dat kind of "Goodness me, little boy! Did you fall!” most finished, Slot machine and adver+} % sleigh,” “No, lady; I'm just tryin’ a new style of walkin’, Dat's all.” tising contractors please take notice, . Cac > Ten Ruines hotels in Harlem raided} } it h ) 5 tor violations of the Excise tw or} 4 I Gossip from the Ki (Y en Sm! on charges of being disorderly resorts. I } : Might/ make the raids permanontly i. in dor, Fours way. But this ls tot] $ § |e dallwtthat f who ae born poor this can ony be done luotivalt to hfog bboy) i oar ae Wwell directed coupled with the habit of saving, | odbc iigemsoetryyeignadg etd E ’ \ farted by ie coneeuusnots of making striotion: in’ this—as the majority do and perhaps must—is life lure?, | Not so, says Mr. Roosevelt, if the man has so lived| american prista conn’ in “Rigoletto” tein a loro red deemantoagd brea ae eee or i is ‘i ving lived, throttled by the leading lady till her it forty. ‘many, fathers, rad Thane in the uncertain struggle after| ‘onells cried for mercy, Stage continues \ ind. Suliua Cagpar ny-seven, No that ‘they have “nothing to leave the children.” — But|* Mak Bem reporde tn rela, _ Biber ke ts Yet o @ ¢@ Opler had been all aan helt, though the “last will and testament” may leave him| .“20W't gow think the custom of v4 KS throwing vice at « newly marricd D Man ‘ “What's Rolling-Pin's wife beating) "Oh, ‘doctor, can't you recommend, “Well, Kettle, don't get wo hot about) ‘Well, what are you kicking about ight gardening before any of the all are’ his memories of his parents and home, If men and gy i ee ae iva dees gomething Tor this awful rnging tn my) y+ poor WOH eve ane cwit . faye were written, id dictate to their lawyers Wiiat memories the dba "Ob, he tolled home at 4 ofclock this| Mend?” “Aq, shut up, or Il mop up the floor] “IT know, but I can't etend the? wets Wy nories they shall leave be-| deat more. appropriate.” —Chica “Yes, you ought to keep better! *%) snl sl illie’ tt 7 News. = ‘af Lad eee without any dough, hours,” ‘mith you. draught. Little Willle $ oe O64: sho NaN aaa eee eeeeeneseeee?| Guide to New York, trate dew ec eevee oom el Dancing Horses on Platform Crush First Romanovitch to Death. THE BROAX. f i dulges in an oootelonal lucid inter- oes inongy represent one when compared with|"™! semen fotin, ut tt wal w weil The Cruel Lingering Torture Devised by Tartar Chiefs for an Early Russian Prince. |sts sn thowseoa dolerean ahremear, ) ‘The trite truth that it is to ewalt feminine confirmation of this! No. 16—Mstislaf, Hes Slay- property take his piace as nahiber sine. Hit in 1G) look fh Od it 8 toe an, not what a man AAS, tut what he 1S, | masculine proclamation, ; ten, ry 0004 buy @ % hundred foot : ever seems less trite than when one thinks what he| ui in the téiena Lentalature to} ing Follows a Miracle. After this frat ‘Tatarle tnvaston the {lot thare for 4 and a i ZAR ANDREW BOGOLIGUBSKI imily.and friends when-he has been a year dead—or ten| Testrain Fuipino student at the state Ponte edeypeta Migs Merl erage payed i Bs University from flirting with white the Russian army, returned Bast and | fitch men today if thay had had seame was the founder of Russian au- tocracy, The auocesslye dilutions : ee ee ig apie Bo Mae steneed ele dominions in Asta, in oe belt fests Be io Lay there own J ken @ mean itme planning to colt view and buy up the who > the-man who tas no-money to devise need not Tegard hig] men" must be making progress in be-Jot the Norse blood of Rurik’s Varan- 6 tO collect a (K olly afallure. “1 givevand bequeath to my dearly beloved wife| mn Amoricantned. glans had gradually weaketed that Integer army and return to complete the | thare !# aleo a park 4 GOOD NAME.” Is not that a fine start for a Yardannn checks mob victene."I emperors became more lay tian ot u jo! ence," rn ame more Blay than honestly and proudly, say that, and thén aieks vp te AM Fifth or eixth ume within a fare It ainavian 4 . Preceding Assassinations. No. 1—First Emperor, Bunk, No, BBoria, stain dy Me cousin. Hain by miracle, Nos. 9 and, 10—Gled and Sviato- al 2—-dekold and Dir, slain V | stay 11, aseasrinated by Sviatopolk. wor Vo, 8—~Olep, alain dy enake, No, L—-Koiatopotk, pottoned, No. JIgor, torn asunder by trees, Noo. 18 and 18Jetaslaf ond No. b-Mviatoelaf, veheaded and | Sviatopolk II. skull used a8 wine oup dy alayere, No, 1p-Vassitko, slain by aid! ‘8 and coutain accounts of many omens whioh| around on the foulladge, thace «|B ob th hi = Presage the awful fate which was im. |% rake ere wna YL Zoarkery, iit congient, whare peeple fo on aun The Russlan chronicles of these ¢imea cn ha sant by dinavian, war Andrew was the firet the Mississippi Governor were uble tofot the Tsars with the Slav traits eo nenaing, ‘Thore wi Mi pressed in figures, so much the better. But there is the highest] curb iis tongue ex he ours dtiorder] thoroughly predominating that autoc-|] No. 6—Oteg 1. stain swith woord | wnele, ‘ in and a flaing, comet. wnich. the rautelcte and oparaa and vealters for giving the preference to the intangible bequest: “A good] ts d00r of the Benate might My apen| racy woplhnted the governsnont by! I by hie brother, No.. 15—David, slain by Me ve wate no Sothsayers predicted marked the de | act in thare nat rtruction of the Russian Empire, and Aa carraboos, "The and adds a that a trail of blood would extend from | granjure to the scene except when @ one province to the other, Soolsidal cat or gote flotes seaward on Notwithetanding these omens and pre- the Pidena poosum Of tba otros, ‘Has the Pope @ sword|dictions the remaining princes contin- pruned wine thas Ww yt ie heed for tim, oh ina electing thelt prince and de- * 6 father to be chosen than great riches,” said the wisest man, ‘ : fh father feels that among the unenumerated legacies each dear Pry today iol tti hind will have a memory of him as*kind, thoughtful, just, gen-| "*Y tev vreter tt, bone her | cousine, clding what one of the sona or nephews No, %—Laropols, alain by brother + , of the dead Wmperor whould be thelt “ms a seat Ad RP SS ARENAS RESPECT HEPC ARAN ATOR NEE Stoo! ruler, Andrew conquered and destroyed Kiet. | 41, grat time that history chronicles] baxsador ecording at js the . y, it ia 86 ng and He also attacked the old free city Of/ aig, @ peaceful ending to a Russian] tike mine tod thelr internedine warfare with fre-| to set (hare the eam day. and true, how dare he think that he must dle poor! These] Santtor knocks two intruders out. Pc cord, and ne gradually brought un- Sains ‘Tear Roman left no grown-up sons, quent assassinations, many akirmishes |Tapyid trancit, A. P, TERHUND, heirs quarrel ii The household staff continues to de- Hat no heirs quarrel over, and that require no Probate save] monstrate its abliity to» protect tho inetuary of the heart, They are veritably “laid up in heaven,”| home without calling the police, the errors ofthe old spiritual materials sll keep men looking elton der his supremacy the various princely! Promptly on this death the disaen-|and the dissenaions which followed his| and hattlea and no reuniting of the Saar feta, tlona betweon his dons began as the) death rent Russia in so many parte that | fmptro to resist the threatened blow| Wanted Money's Worth, ‘Novgorod was saved by & mitacle/ nopiity had feared, After moverallthe Mongol invasion under Génghis-| from the Bastern Mongol hordes, like that which saved Constantinople! yeary of wartare between thes #ons,| Khan found the Russians an easy prey. niente Japanews baseball team coming over he stars.as the place where “their posse: ) to ‘Ametican Hines, No mores fom Rurlk. ‘The Archbishop took the| Russia waw divided between them, the} Up to this timo Rusila had been in- ' o 8 ne vi ol ene it the sunflower kingdom's] Image of the Virgin and, attended by! different provinces feleoting What #0N| creasing in civilisation, and it had kept Alone. clvilteation, rests, led @ procession around thé) ney wohid have for ruler over thém.|in touch with the etvilisation of Woat- By Cora M, W. Greenteat are direct and tangible inheritances-outside of money that have oe walls, An irreverent soldier shot an at-| During these years Russia was in et-| en Murope and of Constantinople and of y Cora M, W, Greenleaf, ded a supposed pool-frow at the Archbishop which struck the! fect governed by the Boyards, who pré-| Rome, The Royal Rusblan family had HY " only to find the} {mage of the Virgin, Tho image shed) rerreq to continue dissensions between| maintained embassies at the westemn temperament and aff amiable disposition—a sound mind in q| house embty w at by the] tears #0 coploumly that the vestments! i144 gons in order to etrengthén thelr! courts, and the frequent intermarrikges | body—correct principles and habits inculcated and taught 4. [orond, May merely have been going cep and example ¢ not these worth more to sy the through the Rodent Poh pEAe ue, Ik account, and more to a girl than a dower? ‘with the happiness and suocess of those who come after us,| cues we HUN Misfortune overtook me room via the fii W On the road The frends whom I had of the Archbishop and his priests,| own power and to prevent thelr ¢X-| especially with the rulers of Constantl- teckoned as my own Wiloh were used to prevent any of te! tinotion by such high-handed methods; nople, Hungary, Poland and Norway Deserted me in ono united crowd, he to omploy.| had kept Russia tn touch and sympathy || And for eb Lesevenl) Feed) Mourme lone, sacred drops from failing to the| ag Tzat Andrew had ground, wete made wringing wet. At! Tho power of the B the same tite @ pantie fell upon the} edly shown In one Mifkina—I wonder what drove Bmiley to drink? jaa mark-| with the rest of Hurope, Following the by thelr) death of Tzar Roman, the different|| But when Miss Tor hild having these is not left unprovided for. Line upon line, pre. Bifkine—Why, 1 wasn't aware | deslegers and the people of Novgorod, | aisciplining Ht) her ne see pringes eet up each’ for himeelf in his with a Wale eves ems ae BEL ches { ’ sallying from the gates in the wells,| jected his wife for +! own principality, My friend Harmer Jones—D'ye know, 8 year, may be required; but when wisdom, | that Sméley ad to bo drivon— JME MOS Rungtan asmy and vans| asin, by whom he had an llepimate i y friends acclaimed tn one unttea | Farmer Sones Dire Know, ith thes ince, self-reliance, industry, honesty, courtesy, punctuality and the} OMcago News, qulshed It, tony The Bovardp bok AA MtAHte Bat | ANGy [9—Mstislaf Trampled|| wow taitntuny tney'a loved me au {told me there wa'n't quthin’ the matter Pounce? f, the only #i heir of] buried her alive * ; t E major and minor virtures are exemplified in the children they| osters joke almost as much of a aenef ree etigtt® ya kita eectie Nove faitimate son and his father, and mads| to Death in Novel Fashion, ||,‘ roe "Parmer Smith—gho! Te don't at possessions.” Their life is insured against failure, And the [sation aa " ‘Ostler o” was a few years has been crowned with its finest success, ago. eee Bchoolmtstress (ndorses this as the recom excuse for a pupil's absence: , ® “Bamuel cannol come to school this e : Peo 1 e 8 Cc ft , a8 he has glued his head-to P ° rn e r 2 eye and we have not been able @ from Evening World Readers to separate him yet, ; The stutistics of g¢ailway speed and his weekly salary, $180 his monthly pal- long rune in 1904 show that the fastest ary and $45 19 the monthly rental of | British start-to-stop Journey was the worodians through the miraculous in-| his legitimate son, Viadimir 111, the tervention of the Virgin. Motielaf was| Emperor, I army of hundreds of thousands of the alxteenth Bune ruler to meet No, 18.—Roman, Put to horsemen came in from Avia and No, 17—Andre, Assassi-| Death by the Poles, pit ot Ine touring ous wr “The “Fudge” Idiotorial nated tn His Palace, Bra King of Hungary, made an|Some of the princes united in oppost- The news from Russta, where alliance with Viadimit 111, of} tion, but they made the mistake of Am I M high-handed was Tar Andrew which he took advantage to throw |despiaing their enemy, and on the bat- y everybody seems to be talsing Cain, makes us THINK of 0 is taking away the powers| Viadimir into prisdn, tlefleld of Kalka the princes were de- U S } i nobles and fs TaeeeRiye ,One of Vladimir's cousins, the Bm-|stroyed. Six princes were killed in Brother $s And for each frend returned I} / yarmer Jones—1'd ao been will N the year 1224 the first Mongol in- Mourned a lonn, id him $10 if he'd found I Thad ‘pete Vaslon poured over Russia. A great ercitis or euthin’, ' the power of the mevchants who,shad been the real foverning power | captured, ——— Cain, you will remember, | without consulting them,|Peror Roman, took the crown and de-|battle and the Grand Prince of Kiet, [i son, t flower | the ft, H.H, | Northeastern’s from Darlington tof 8 undermined wan he tov destroy aided to destroy the axlatocracy, which | MBtislag, the frst Romanovitoh, was Keeper? ff Adam's oldest fo ies An “LY Rond Grievance, York—4 1-4 miles in 43 mnirutes, or af °™ ; pe 4 5 5 cl H th, Hé collected th The Tatar ohfefs dnoties dong, rded an elevated| the fastest lrench run at the rate of xed In the governmental equal-| Boy GUN Caalaa y shovel. When some one Inquited } oad and halt |‘Ta!" at One Hundred and Bixteenth| 00.4 miles per hour, nobility, ‘that the Boyards,|to death with arows, butled a few | spread PRN on the ground, and then D a f roe nt Rightn avenue TATUM) Gis aan nie neS year 1174, broke into his palace Labia ally, and torbured the others Heiden a uaa what had become of Abel, he asked a question Instead of answer. Ninth avenue trains ‘ LM a 3 foubovo, and assassinated him. ‘ “ padare and one |{0,P%8% and at the One Hundrea and| medical writer in tho Pail Mati honnupderors of Tear Andrew were| After slaughtering hie nobles, Taar/ tat upon the planks. On top of them|Ing, “Am I my brother's keeper?” ‘ £. 8 Twenty-fitth street station the guard| "but underwork is not much better, sy Cf ANHOUNGeA that the next stop would be|i# a law of blology that disuse of an and Rent, at One Hundred and Fortleth streot,jorgan tends to its atrophy, and that Bening World: Justead of One Hundred and Thirty-| sore measure of Vital effort Is esse: What is the weekty and |ffth street, which ts the next stati tal to health, The wi ‘of & mon who pays one- | Theré could not in this instance have, 2g0 discovered this; monthly salary for rent, |been any excuse for wanting to male] find no use , ji had left no to| Roman made war on Poland. Ventur-|tiey placed other planks tied together, 5 Phaveae Ga sivpoed and ay ae Ing away from the maln body of his|and then the ‘Tatar chiefe danced on MILLIONS of sermons have been preached about this teply. promptly brok@ out again between the|atmy he was captured by the Poles,| the top planks until Matislat and his Very little fault has been found with Cain for killing Abel, but adherents of hia nephews and the sup-| WHO Promptly put him to aehth, The |sone-in-law were wlmost amothored. To| BILLIONS of words have been used to criticise his reply, ‘of his two brothers, Vaevolod|T#at Roman was number elghteen, fomplete the crushing of Mstislat the 4 i The elder beocher, Vaey-| Ruswla was lad to be td of Tear] generale of the Mongo! envairy todo] This strikes us as QUEER, How can a brother be kept? h ful outlet their enei ly i he rul-| Roman, more cruel than any] thelr horaes on the top plunks and gave; i. penis for that purpose $3 more than |up time, as the trains were running| they invent useless ones, ‘T) Herae ay, hut TS AAG iy ceuty of his prede ) The prisoners he] a martial danco with thet horses, ‘The meh might you not fairly expect a brother to KEEP YOU In Tain could just as well have stopped, |cs—and the women are wisely tot . sult in another succession of wi lave yy ; dave); Jat Ono Hundred and Thirty-Attn stteot| [DA suit. A have tot vet : iol! ware on bia Geath f he were en: |The o1€ Russian atietoersoy he almost | boen left in Metisiat aid ble aonssin-léw i th goes bane 6 thy with CAIN. H inet Ki Lid one-halt |a8 hot, especially ab we could net make Fea Vee cuter Teoned dnd Russia wae vont again in|ontively Aeeteoyed and when Pope tn-|attor tho Tartar chiefs had hed.thele | Crd’ ere need be no sympathy wi . He forgot that he (ihe m quick run, I write this, ax I think|( ad Who divil war, Vaevolod succeeded in olroum+|noceht the Third vent ah embassy to| war dance over them, ~ . (belonged to ono of the FIRST FAMILIES. fat aan x. | gagigna on Skea ater |e eta ad lt agai, Gl rd. sad ask da Wan asaadare yc Teas benny Bu WHY at¢ We more oleraRt of ABUSES than of OPINIONS? rfp