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by the Prees Publishing Gompany, No, 3 to @ Park Row, New York, tered at the Post-Oftice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. NO, 15,898, TO BEAT THE MILK TRUST. ‘ompt and united action will save New York from falling mpletely into the hands of the Milk Trust, That will mean a minimum fice of eight cents a quart for milk, of which two-thirds will go to the band a continued killing of the vabies of the poor with “embalmed” | “The farmers are the first to feel the burden, -and they have organized fesist, The small retail milk dealers should heartily co-operate with These small dealers will all be eliminated through their inability lO get pure milk from the Trust, which keeps fresh milk for the retail @ight-cent routes which it controls. The enforcement of the law against (Ampure*arid’ adulterated mitk ‘will gradually drive out all dealers who ive nota direct supply from the farms, .,, ; In Chicago the Milk Trust has also been organized, and unless a fight is made at the start all the cities of {he United States will On be as completely in the clutches of the Milk Trust as they are now the grip of the Meat Trust, Every retail milk dealer should attend the ference next Wednesday evening, which the milk producers have called ‘the Manhattan Assembly Rooms, Nos, 15.and 47 East Third street. . BETTER TRANSIT FOR BROOKLYN, ‘The general protest voiced by The Evening World has at last forced t Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company to admit that its service is wholly uate, The announcement that 350. new cars have been ordered, for the surface lines and 150 for the elevated, and the company’s tise to comply wit: most of the excellent recommendations made the. State Railroad Commission, proves once more what can be ac- ished by enlightened and well-directed publicity, Three hundred and fifty new cars for the whole territory of Brook- hare not enough. But they will help, especially if put in use in season ‘the heavy summer travel. If the public is humbly grateful, President in time may consent to buy more, According to his way of g, if the public is properly patient atid sitent under its misfortunes may some day become entitled to the privileges of sufficient terminal es and real: rapid transit sche: :iles, Reform, moves slowl | “It do move!” AN INSENSATE CZAR. | has spurned ‘suggestions for peace abroad and scorned ‘for justice at home, He ‘has “elected to continue the war’ and to put down with.an -iron hand the aspirations of his ly in Brooklyn, but as Brother Jasper said of ; cific fleet.has been destroyed, that Port fallen, that his army in Manchtrla has been driven and beaten, s' war has cost Russia 60,000 lives and $500,000,000 in raven Czar, ‘cowering in’ his palace, challenges fate for hot enough that his Pa bet us hope that he will get itl” A'thorough defeat for Kuropatkin more outbreaks among his Oppressed people at Home may HE FOOLISH TREATING HABIT, to make treating crinitrial Is progressing through the Pennsyl- Any one who'buys for another a drink of intoxicating ‘guilty of a misdemeanor, i this method of attempting to stop ‘treating. will: probably be wely enforced; ‘should Ht become a law, as are many other pro- ting minor misdemeanors, there'is no doubt that the excessive bp responsible’ for a great’ part of the injury resulting: from i intoxicating’ fiquots, There is a social code among mechanics fequiting each ‘of them to treat, after being paid:off, and’on other d regarded as a sign of stinginess not to do so, € are thany men who would stop with a drink or two if it were y reating habit, ‘They stand with their friends against the bar ch has’ paid for a round of drinks arid each man has taken several Mafly dritks as he would have preferred to take. ‘There is no jon for this custom than for a custom of treating ‘to shoes or ‘overcoats, which would be much more sensible, Germany and France there is no such custom, and in England the |i om ‘only ‘slightly exists among equals. The abolition of treating fo away with what might be called involuntary drinking, Osler forgets that a great man until they afe forty, lundreds of auto "the scorchers) ly men do not get over being mobiles were burned in a London fire, Over here taking over the; Thirty-ninth street ferry would it not be well ‘to see how municipal ownership of the Staten Island ferry 1e. People’s Corner. yetters from Evening World Readers \ anciaco’ Qteries, the ‘Bditor of ‘he Evening World: VWI some reader who has lived there tell mo if Ban Francleco is a ‘plage for an Irish-American to PO in search of employment, and About what salary is pald in or near Clty for men who have no trade? ‘The cout to the company woul hilatieds of adding four or nos of straps to hang oj » Wi object fought for amore the atts would fill more event One-third additional ca Bained at once cleaned dally with tion of “No seat, “widows and orphans" rallroid securities would | returns on thelr invest- STRAP-HANGER, Nureaa of Rutldings, 220 41h Ave. To the Editor of ‘The ' I occupy a sod street corner, and a that the house will be in Its place a sch To what departn order that I may ascwrtg date of the tearing down 'Y and quiokly, u Pacity would be The cars could be Designing ve. Stenography. Editor of The Evening World: falta’ aeks if she whould learn ste- phy or designing. By all means the preference to designing If you Adapted to this vocation, The fleld | ography 18 already crowded and ia few exceptions the wages paid pw, while the former line of work nich better inducements for you The Ife of the tenographer is not always " gweet song’ and besides, what to be dictated to for $8 or #7 per? Don't be foolish, tr stand at a} mor is Spreading | MH will be erected. mT to apply in ain the exaet | ¢ An “EL Station Grievance, To the Miltor of The Even: ory nd 1 desire to call attentio® to a pubic nuisance which the Manhattan 4 Rallway has failed to remedy, southeast corner of Franklin and Wich streets, at the entrance to the up- town station, during rainy weather or | a thaw there 1s a continuous downpour ol Shion has injured | le Transit Advice. MAitor of The Bvening World: “not the following the only sure alble pliin likely to be acceptable transportation companies for he atruggla to secure seats leva oj dicing the goods" In a way which v At the lates all the ethica of lobbying, lush and. water 4 24 $6-006-00-5060004 3440099099090 9O09 pe 29890900000 9 iMary Jane Does Everything Promptly ¢ & Except Once in a While. as in This Instance, Where Her Papa's Ears Got the Worst of It.’ Said on the Side. JOHNS HOPKINS professor de- A elares that a man at forty ls Useless and at sixty entirely out of the running, But you can't always tell. Alexander had conquered the world at thirty and Dandolo was do- fending Venice ut ninety, Pitt, Prime Minister of» Englend at twenty-five, “dled of old at forty-slx, a dme of Ute when Gladstone's usefulness was only beginning, Keats and Byron famous at twenty-seven, Cervantes and De Foe not ‘till’ fitty-eight. The Mor- gans and the Rockefellers atill active beyond the professor's time-limitt, witle the young Napoleons of finance have been engulfed ih wheat pits and tock ‘The exceptions dis- RUN ROME AND GET MY EAR eee : But there's fod for thought ta the Professor's advice sgaihat staying too Jong In one position. ‘The new reading of the old adage is that “it's the rolling Stone which gathers the ‘moas.'" eee “Row over a cent leads to court.” Bomething may yet be done about thowe Riverside factory odors, , ait San yi ALL RIGHT: You TAKE ONE ANO I'LL KEEP] THE OTHER, Treasury employee leaves the De- partment to @ocept an insurance com- pany salary of $12,000, ‘The stiocess of] the Treasury in “placing” its gradn- ates is the envy of all business col- ave, ° ° . Skater—What ails you? Indignant Skate Man—There's a party over there a-drowning "iseelf toith @ pair of my skates on—The Tatler. * Bald of the women of Russia that “at the evening samovar the; our out) sedition with the tea." Tea with al “atick” Jn tt has been known to ¢1 courage a fighting spirit, eee Prof. McClintock, of Chicago, urges parents to devote more time to amusing thelr children. ‘A father on his return from business,” says the professor, “snould turn himself into an elephant, an Indian, a grissly bear for the amusement of the little ones at home.” Papa generally would rather see the] ; elephant than be one, Caer) Policeman dismissed from the force for attempting a hold-up may merely have been assuming a disguise to At him for Tenderloin sleuthing, eee Lincoln Hospital doctor who hes dla- covered the ‘gas bacillus” will find a fruitful field for further investigation in the City Hall and at Albany, eee Woman's club which agpires to be “Just Mike a man's" begins auspiciously with an initiation fee of $150: and dues of $100, Father—Do you appreciate, sir, that I'm a@ aclt-made man? Son—Yea, indeed. It has saved me a lot of trouble. —Chicago Ohronicle. ee . Graduates of Grammar Schoo! 49, who dave been swapping reminiscences, had not a word to say about how they used to knit and embroider and plait stranvy, Graduated too early to enjoy the real pleasures of school life, eee New, disease discovered tn which a match touched to the patient causes him to burn with @ blue flame. Pa- tents who fear a mistaken diagnosis will Keep clear of Bellevue alcoholic ward, | Early Russian Emperors Were Freely Assassinated. When Not Slain by Their Own Relatives the People Summarily “Removed” Them. As with} sassinated by his, indignant cousins, making the fifteenth ruler to disappear through violence, tions and general anarchy. thia predecessors, Tzar Iarosief left @ large family, and the sons promptly bewan to war with one another and _ with their cousins and other blood reta- | tives to decide who should have tho) throne, ‘Iarostat had left his throne | by will to his eldest son. Isiaslafy but | his brother, Sytatosing III, promptly | took up arme and overthrew Talnsies, | Yollowing thia there was a succession | of clyit wars, in which the 23 princes in whowe veins flowed some of Ls) ioe of Italy, Germany and France, 80 re- Ngous was Tzar Iaroslaf that he had the bodies of his assassinated relatlyes| | disinterred and baptized by the Arch- bishop, There were also monasteries In Rus- sia then, and in Klef was founded the famous monastery of the catacombs, where the monks in thelr old age would | wall themselves up while living In thelr underground cells, and where the ascet- | ica mortified the flesh after the manner Rurth, No, 2—Askolé and Dir, slain by No, 8—Oleg, slain by anake. No, 4—Igor, torn asunder by trees. No, 6—Sviatosiaf, beheaded and skull used as wine cup by slayers. No, 6—Oleg IT, slain with sword No. 15.—David, Slain by HE cousins who had Ousted David gaye the throne to Viadinir II., tis Qousins. T known as Viadimir Monomachus, | Viadimir II, restored peace in Russia eee The impossible continues to happen In the Subway, ‘Reasonably safe," however, as various millions of pas- 5 of the yt lc Ie ‘ vaed. Many of ‘promptly, As he sald in his will he bu hia brother. ascetic Catholic monks of the) mf Rurik were engi ts sengera are alive to testify, fy, 7—Laropotk, slain by brother same day, ca) killed. in battles and AA da left Russian peaceful. He conquered ERIM, i As in Western Europe, the aristo- throne when he died in 1076, 800 princes, one hundred of whom he "Butter and ej sell at war-time|| with sword, 5 ‘| his death wa Teleased: on ‘their promise to be good iid cratic and clerical language was Latin, | means mh Seid, fy F ks prices,” Publlo was unaware they werel] No, §—Horia, slain dy his Cousit T iregpective of the mother tongue of | 900s oxi | and the other two hundred he: threw 80 cheap. eat ig Nos. 9 and 10—Gleb and Sviato- |) the country, In Russia the olertoal | Bvjatosiat & nee in Hi sonra rivers, As Viadimir IT, Long article on "Nhe Uppermost Al-{f slaf [1., assassinated by Solatopoth, vices were conducted In Greek. tne deaths of both parties, maxing Oe ag TEAR SUMDR) oe) period (Of) thie wholesale assassinations of the Prin- ced they are not counted in the roll of dnsassinated rulers, With Vladimir II, began the custom of surnames which the Russians took from the Greeks, Notwithstanding their religious and matrimontai alll- ances with the Greek emperors !n Con- atantinople. they were at constant wir, Viadimir sent ap army against Con- stantinople, which, was defeated by the Greek Emperor, and the captured pris- oners: were sent to Constantinople, | where thelr eyes were put out, Cho custom of putting out eyes as a pune ishment, does not seem to have origl- nated in Russla, but to have been im- ported there, Viadimir If, dled peacefully, so far ng appears, and left; his two sons, George and Matislaf, to fight over the throne, George was the Grand*Prince of: Kiet and eac assassination by dying first before his brother's plot against him was carried into execution, Wita | the exception of George the other sons Jot this generation wena killed in the civil’ wars following Viadmir's death |and it was not until®after the destruc lon of Kiet by Andrew, George's son, AS 4 aly meals _| that there was agein a period of com- chorus Sorrows of other people present them: \ parative peace and tranquillity under \u d thirteenth Ru LE eranaved by violence from the No. 14—Vassilko, Stain by His Uncle. HE next tragedy to a ruler was to Vassilko, who was the collateral successor to the throne after the ‘oslaf also established schools and | colleges, and he inaugurated what | might be called the first Russian opera! money | reason by Imparti Greek ct Nos. 12 and 13—Isiaslag server) importing a, Greek chon and Sviatopolk Il. bany Topics,” But it fe in the under-| ground onea that the public ls most interested. pi gullg Doctor says that people in rural dis- tricts are Hable to die eariler than hard-thinking olty workers; because the former have less to occupy the brain, Bince the farmer began to buy auto- mobiles. with his dollar-and-a-quaster wheat he has not lacked mental ex- ercise. No, 11—Avlatopolk, poisoned, jtalnments In Klef and on special saints’ | days sing us a cholr in the cathe> |dral, He also established a mint and| in, | Nad Russian coins made with his name FTER Iaroslaf had slain his sown, |'n Slav on one side and his Christian| deaths of the direct descendants > A who had assassinated his Prot: | name, George, on the other side, When Sviatosiaf TIT, Vassllko was sat ers, he reigned for many years Hy he was formerly baptised and madej tured by his uncle the Prince David, Peace, ‘The numerous descendants Yt | himseit Taar he alko adopted a Chria-| who, not desiring to have his nephew s Bt. Viadimir had been reduced 1 MUM") ian name, He is not known by thig| blood upon his hands, contented himaelt ber by the wholesule assassinations | |, history, but by his Slay name, with putting out his nephews eyes #0 which followed Viadimir's death, M4) ness Tarosiat was the second Rus-| that he should thereby be disqualifed Taroeint, by killing off the other 5 | sian yuter to die a peaceful death, so, ftom ruling, The old histories record plrants for the throne, had the BOVerM"| ra. ay any of the historical records that the other descendants of Iaroslaf mone of Rusela all to himaelt, state the facts, If he was assassinated| were indignant at this treatment of © Taroping was the first Czar, It was}it was dune by potson or some other! thelr cousin and combined to overthrow "Go Weat, young women, go Weet"} iio. soeited ‘Tzar and the ttle came|means which the chroniclers did not David, who was deprived of the throne says Mrs, Charlotte Perking Gilman tol’ Gonatantinople, where it repre- | dixcover, whieh he had attained by crime, As the 70,000 surplus spinsters of Maasa-] ts religious as well as civil suprem-; After Invoslaf's death In 104 there! Layld disappears from view after his chusetts, Cautloned to avold Nevada} “wi. tte of temporal sovereignty | Was & period of wholesale assuesina-\ overthrow, It I Ilkely that he was as however, with its present sex ratlo off Ve umperor; the tital Tear was a one boy to Atty girls, recognition of the ruler’s position as) Heth TaWapacat saya: “We Apostolic head of the Church, Vindl- | A Ph weaa tent It after a heavy) fait had had himself created an Apos- temo) pe en Hort ty open thy | tle: Haroaiat bad himself crowned as highway! ) J JJear of God upon earth subordi- | utter neglect of the remoter gctions d MRE temporal sovereignty. to his “Every wonan has one fixed be- Uef about her age, no matter what her age may be." “And that is?” “That she doesn't lool 4t."—-Phil- adelphia Pres: The Despondent Woman @ | Whose ‘Letters and’ Revollect nie father ta one of the most notable P |books of the year, lives the simple Ite Notes on Art and Otherae,; , By Henry. Tyrrell, LD at the redent’ Co Lal I union in New York’ op Lael Mirthday: 4. ion Y Capt. Robert B, Lee, you on of the filustrious Virginia end of » colonial farmer on his’ plantation ontianela- at Romancoke, down’ ‘the Pe the former eatate of his grent-grand. mother.) Mattha Cuatls, and 12 Oh Was courted and married by George % | Washington, On a recent visit to Ricle mond, Capt, Lee was conducting. « friend ‘through the "White ‘of the Confederacy,” the restdenge of Jet. ferson ‘Davis during \the tour ‘0 the Civil War, and which ts now @:mu- wellm ‘dedicated to’ the pret ot rellgs and memories of the rie atte, ‘The Surator of the place ts a nie veteran who Wore the gmy under Stonewall Jackson—with whom young Lee as a boy of nixteen also served throughout - the? Valley ‘campaigng | of 1862, As the two Southern soldiers dle > |cvened their immortal commander the «ld curator sald: “Yes sir—you know and\ I know, Old Jack was one of them ‘ere dead-sot, alle fired predestined Presbyterians; and he bélieved that whatever was to be; Was even if it never happened,” 2 ; (eee MAGAZINE poet, who ‘suddenly A left the country, writes trem Upper Canada to explain that the much-quoted line from his early spring Sonnet, about . ‘i “The odor bf ad-scented April! eves," was a misprint, that escaped the prodfe teader, What the unhappy bard pally. Wrote was not “bad, but ‘bud’? scented, fi ‘ ee J ate MILLER, onetime Poet of the Blerras, has struck oll In Texs 48, and expresses apprehension that he may once more become a rich man, Speaking of us rich men, he sayss, “The first time I ever met Warner Miller, Of. New York, mutual compile ments were flying about, I sald: ‘My deat Senator, I have often tried to pass myself off for you, but it was no use—everybody knew I was Joaquin!’ ” o ee FIFTH avenue art gallery ems A ployed a husky man; from the Long Island City car-bayns as & porter to do the heavy work of handling pictures. Constant association — with Whistlers, Sargents, Corots, Mauves nd the old masters worked on his mind, he gradually took notice, then began o discriminate, then turned critic and handed out advice to buyers, Finally he became violent, and wanted to form A collection of his own. He broke Into the galleries at tight to do it, was cap. tured and put under restraint, Yeu this poor fellow was pinched—but how many of us are still at large! es 0 LEVELAND MOFFETT, the C author of "Careers of Dahger and Daring,” {s making studies among the Russian Jews of the east side for n series of “Frenated Philans thropy” articles In a monthly magas wine, At a christening party In Hester street the father sald to him, with @ broad gmile: ‘This is our thirteenth kid—but I atill hope.” For what, was not made clear, At this same function Mr, Moffett learned that, following an immemorial Levitical law, the Hebrew mothers of that cliss keep amulets, Wig sticks, and even. hatchete, under their pillows, ‘to frighten the devil off.” The magasinist had contemplated’ going abroad to write about "Darkest Russia,” bist now he dectares there le plenty of it right here in New York, ——— . TTP) Little Willie's + Guide to New York, STREET-CLEANING DEP'T, if 1 was to keep my falce as cleen as majer odbery keeps our atneat, | would get 3 likkings a day at hone and a meddle for beelng the durtyest boy In skool our streat ts on the uper westside and sum snow tumbeled! Into dt last novemmber and it was sutch prutty snow that majer woodbery dident have the hart to destroy. it 40 \t is thare yet, majer woodbery is 9 wize man and he luvs to see it snow | becuwse the snow cuvvers up all the — durt In the streate and then when july and awgust comes the sun melts away the snow so he wins on boath proppos uitions, when 8 feat of snow falla majer woodbery anounces in the palpers thare lggent @ speck of durt to be seen on anny streat In ‘nu yoark and when not wether comes he points to the pud+ dels and exclames Sea how all the snow has been vemooved Poppa says that the diference between lundun and nu yoark, Js that lundun has cleen stveats and a durty sky while nu yoark has durty streats and a cleen sky, but the fait {9 not with majer woodbery he does his best he says so himself and he aught to know, Good oald majer By Nixola Greeley-Smith. # in a truly tragie or sublime way, |tuot At gtew, YOU A sulclde in, When we suffer ourselves we goon dis: | pendent wholly on the delivery service] ane ac aship, woodbery, A. P, TERHUNE, girl committed , se! ehiladelphia the | cover that we go on sleeping and eating | Hocher day because| ust the same and that the “tears she had just learned {from the depths of some divine des- from her physician) Pall" may cease long enough for us to Hihat, ax the result Cat beefsienk and onions for dinner ot an Infury sus- {and really be rather glad of the ontona, tained in her pro-|'The dominance of our physical selves | } he hum|lating for some people to in every branch of household supply. Quaker Clty is making progress In ite} With this assumption of Apostolic efforts to become a metropolis, headship Taar larovlaf changed the laws M4 i and forms of government of Russia to vorreapond more with those of t western kingdoms of Europe, He de- veloped the Russian code which had its origin tn the reign of Vladimir, and | London paper declares the decision of the North Sea Commission "a death blow to arbitration,” Fellow who gets the worst of It usually takes that view, “4 unk! d : ved public punishment for pri- fesslon two yenrs:! ; . eee eee eee ea erg: Tihetly murder Bia TORE igo, her foot would “mit, Bat the fact remalna that With a Soul. only vietory, ue te revenge, i, sag Ailvaen HURIANE ive to be ampue, “ere 4 no combination of tragte events bery were mat h eo y pers Mra, Cherry—You should always ahi, by law inabead of being left to J and she could ‘DME & perfectly healthy person cannot | (Gopyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) irhumph overyeand ultimately come up smiling, The tendency to suleide is more phy- fiance no more. private revenge, or to the Judgment of Pr the prince that they should be satisited | of) money, called. a wer-| to her that na’women ¢ make light of your troubles! dear, Mr. Cherry—l do. Whenever a ply It seemed | he had a Little Soul The ‘Fudge’ The Man ’ Idiotorial We read poetry Sunday nights, It ls FOOD for the DIGESTION and makes us SLEEPY. Last Sunday night we struck this gem in TOM MCORE; “There was 4 Little Man and \ shopkeeper sends mea biLT burn Joy @ payment | that had RPeAeE | log] than mental, and the woman | ; ee lcause for discouragement, She uw ‘ ” | it—New Yorker, Reel orale ales eonneeina bine ee ee eae ane ANY [who finds hersel€ thinking, of It, no | ‘And he sald, ‘Little Soul, let us Try, Try, Try!’ " a a ‘paar Larose F . ‘ mar What the justifying ot \- > THE i; rauleen | soe SULA HBt DRIVE ‘ | ving clreum galoon-keeper who sold liquor tof by marriage with the raleea i wontern se thal w ig not ny niirte lataiiera maiioboan terri Minienciniectaliiey It made us THINK OF THE MAYOR! sy fi *f H d ‘D nne ya e bat would incapacitate her fron \ > young girls has been fined $50 and sent kingdoms. Hie inne ranie aalCy He vai LAnaupacitate her Ft | hey despendones: It sho. will: bulld up WE propose It as a MAYORAL MOTTO! the workhouse for thirty days, Inffcame the wife ¢ Pate | Aa 4 saPeiayiapuel fe ; | her physical condliion and instead { voland, however, not In New York, [Fiance, His daughter Anastasia mar yahe felt herself competent ae ens meld take ton a Mf Let Murphy SING'It to him! <7 @ % 4 the King of Hungary, and his e thing that she, and all other Ihe Y daughter Hlizabeth became the Queen ot Norway. His eldest son Viadiin named after his grandfather the Apostle aeethieni th AWAL Int Niadimls, married (he eldest daughter world is Tt ts all nt ot Harold, King af Ly diy pepe :| the lives of ae In tease press or ried the daughter of the King} pjays to end with the curtain, ‘a| r som poland, and a thitd son married the Homo, and Juliet to die {h each ones | PM aS Wecdorl fe happily ever duughter of the Greek Emperor Con-| arms, for Hamlet to end with more Qi Ji Tt tl) Agee ibteply. Jstantine Monomeachus, casualties than a battle of the Spanish | eiving supreme joy - ad ais event | The City Edltor~What will we dof he Russia of those days, 1016-10 A,| war, But tive optimist cannot see that | straight ahi w fa tral A ott 'e Meret with this article about the impurelp,, was as Christian and civilized aj they died for any better reason than |evi Ae Met Tet pao Nolet t La | ringing water? country as were any of Its western | because, according to tragic ethics, It probe iebagh tik Uattol “ashecn tear eH “fe aid TIME |s a good The Managing Editor—Boll tt down,|neighbors. Klet had 40 churohes’ rival. was time to. Thit, But at worst it ie @ Paar Ay WATCHING] “L Deal, Mog in thelr magnificence the oh - Hla & peculiar tact, thet only better @arbollo eckd. pe vd patente.) ih majority of people, in the world mance "live happily ever after.” But in. seme tearful tales the reader. {i nis . ue 1 ‘lef with the hinprossion that moat of e the characters have been dismiased. to | Inevitable doom. of velf-destrnction, fail winttever the divasters that iven ¢ Hoodie fund of $59,000 carried Int Migsourl court room and a $100 bill offered asa bribe waved above the head of an Indiana legislator, Thta is “pr unwillingness to wake up| ed GERM KILLING, SAR TROY Then there WILL be music In the CITY HAUL, THE COMMON PEOPLE should read poe'ry to make them selves sleepy and THE FUDGE to wake themselves up| Two of thelr GREATEST TROUBLES are lack of sleap. OUR PLAN REMEDIES BOTH TROUBLES, The way to get on Is to go to bed late and wake up-carty® Then you will get THE BEST OF TIME, dea] of a sneak thie, HE WILL. a A a RRA 555 ee

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