The evening world. Newspaper, February 18, 1905, Page 10

Said on the Side. CCORDING to counsel’ for the A Interborough the slot machines: atching ® ‘{Woman’s First Thought Is Man In Sorrow or Joy He Is Her Only Hope, but See How Badly She Treats Him. A by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New fork. tered at the Post-Office at New York as Booond-Clase Mall Matter. E45. “NO. 16,887 / THY LITTLE PHILOSOPHIES OF LIFE Bi .—Everyday Work and Worries. * -'\ great many big words lose most of their terrors when their mean- Is mate clear, The common understanding of a Philosopher is one 9 is profoundly versed in some science. But the dictionaries also per- US to regard’as a philosopher ‘one who acts calmly and wisely in the affalts of life.” “Nowhere 1s this philosophy more needed than in these daily affairs, dying with so uhy of his air castles unfinished, was not It was worth dropping a Nicoll into the alone in feeling: "There is so much to do—and the time is so short!’’| argument to get an opinion like that. ‘Bu ‘7 for average man and woman there is always time enough Hf its Critte ubisits "oa our language A famous And Improved yas also aman of afais was once asked net catty. Fat «ma wes eosued Ta a terary men yay els, 8 of ‘welnselmering” the other day and oy “he managed to accomplish so much without apparent fret or worry.| a girl now salé to have “cassled” 0 acales and other penn devices of the subway are diversion of waiting passengers.” $ the same principle the rush hour flying} @ wedges and mass plays probably pro- mote the public digestion by affording needful exercise before meal «ime. There is no doubt that the subway studies to please even to the encourage: ment of cleanliness at five cents a wash. up. HURRY, UP \ SAID! GET SOMETHING FOR, ( MY TOOTH STAY. THERE Or, to quote Mr, Nicoll's exact wor the “object of the railroad 1s to su! 8 great travelling public, not the artist. Do we want to ide in a marble tomb?” ye ‘organizing my time,” was his answer, “To every hour {ts task or banks Baal t present writ- ‘and no overlapping or infringements permitted.” all comers, Not cvery one is fitted by temperament and occupation thus to order bsolutely nothing new under the atin, fe, But‘the rule'ls good: To divide time is to save time—"To every chtaee professor says that the bulld- " its task.” ers of Bolomon's temple went on atrike i and Hebrew bricklayers walked out be- ‘Yet who does not know individuals who are forever ina hurry and}esuse they had to use bricks without accomplish anything? For the women who are “careful and trou-| straw. about many things’ there is the everlasting promise iis your me Maude-—I didn't know that Day ‘bo shall your strength be.” They do not have to do'ten hours’ work in} ron doted #0 muvh on antiquity, ne hour or carry six days’ burdens in one day. “One thing at a time,”) 1 bape Rjceall aa nett eer Fo every day its duty,” are maxims of the true philosophy of life, Telegraph. A great many persons are addicted to ‘making a mountain out of a Pimolehill”—or at least making a formidable obstacle out of an aggrega- ion of molehills which could be easily surmounted separately, The peak is not reached at a bound, but by step after step, Much depends upon the spirit in which a task is approached, The i } Hoty of the lazy boy who was bidden to milk the cow illustrates this ee ee et wien: mint. ‘O-h-h! dear!” he yawned. “I've got to get up out of this chair,] finance, cigarettes and i avai way up to the peg for my hat, open the door, pitk up the pail, walk acai ec iaeacve graiaditing to the barn, open the gate, find my stool, coax the cow, sit down} saw his shadow only too clearly, and milk—milk—milk,” Yann & That surely was not the right philosophy for everyday use. , Bie * r * ry YOU OLD GOlses be JUST THE SAME> NOW SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? TORMENT YOUR OLD CAT * ° Bill In North Carolina Senate to male the marriage of girls under eighteen larceny on the part of the bi Grand Tarceny, probably, as usually worth her weight in gold. eo ae Writer in a London paper comparing English divorces with American reaches tho conclusion thnt divorce and separas tlon cases in England are as numerous f © fs In the Untied States. This Is a} @, American prestige from a new }———— anor! Just a Few Funny | Moments with Marriner’s ‘The larger concerns of life come under the same rule, The world is y sprinkled with’ persons who boast of “never crossing bridges till we} tiow at ther” This, no doubt, saves a good deal of unnecessary worry. | $0" vi, restore our lost pre-eml Ww often stich lack of forethought brings the easy-going traveller to None am that Is too. deep to ford, only to find the bridge gone! At the other Gap ade tik ith Ai . ae la roe person wt eo life Me as on his back, a Woven {n autos" due to orders ible ‘hint to cross rivers may never r rom the farm, ‘Ab-not the true philosophy, as usual, midway between these extremes! 4, 4 meeting of the Soclety of fon:and plans for the inevitable acoldents and probable| rrienda of Russla In London the Czar have previsi nt of life, without carrying a constant burden of fears and ap-/"s# denounced as, bite bloody, ids nce, eous, cruel, atrocious, brutal, mon- ns? atrous, desploable, dlareputable, com testimon andly, discredited, disgraced, — blood- ms cae . if bt i bhi ag bid Sale thirsty, tyrannical, As a machine-qun vooabulary of epithets this must take the prize away from even a Swinburn- fan sonnet, fo his deathbed and said: “My children, 1 wish to give to you, result of my long experience, this parting admonition: Most of the of my life have been over things that never happened.” fet troubles will come, “Into each life some rain must fall.” What ie philosophic spirit toward troubles, sorrows and disappointments? ‘not silll to “act calmly and wisely?” On the lower ground of utility good will it do?”), is it not idle to rebel at Providence or quarrel 6? As the wise Montaigne said more than 300 years ago: must patiently suffer the laws of our condition: We are born to grow oe ‘Author of the bill in the Nebraska Senate prescribing an eight-hour day for organcgrinders’ monkeys gives proof of a lawmaking capacity which would make him illustrious in a larger field, give t Johnny's FrenI—I hear Johnny is ane to play the French “Naw! I didn't git a sled for Chris- mus, Pop sez I kin have one fer me birthday,” "\Vhen $s your birthday?" weak, to be sick, in spite of all physic, 'Tis the first lesson the) horn, ] i ! I ‘spose when I go to i y i thelr. children, So soon as they are born they thus salute them:| Johnny/e, Roommate—Yea; I've Park, and, cut tt Savin, tome Sie On del POUrey ee euly, had wind of .—Harvard Lam- Fart come into the world to endure, suffer and gay nothing.” ‘Tis pest riont that that has befallen any one which may befall every one, s everyday philosophy has to do also with the principles of vir- and happy living. It teaches us the great art of selection— tthis and to reject that from right motives and with good taste— fetand losses, lacks and compensations—to estimate correctly so- | successes and! failures. To the sublime sneer of the ancient cynic polls of war paraded through the streets of his city: “Behold how 1 do not want!” it adds the cheerful wisdomof a contented ‘sey that the cherry tree story's only a myth! The Khan Who Won't. By Nixola Greeley-Smith T HE Persian Khan now York {s under the Sunday No Day of Rest. By Alice Rohe. 6 HAT’S that you said ebout to- W morrow being a day of rest!” Snapped the Pessimist, “You make me tired, Sunday a day of rest, Indeed! It drives me frantic every time I think of it, “sunday is a day of U'sappointments vy Avocates & Pear “feast of the Matronalla, at which all Rome rejolced bécause of the years crop of babies, Professors delve too much in the past to be entirely competent judges of pees cey usages, oe Teacher—What was the greatost thing Washington did for his country? Jimmte--He got borned on de 22d of February an’ give us all a hollerday! Mrs. Nagg and Mr. ».» By Roy L. McCardell.... F “gubway diseases," as enumerated by Dr, Soper, now comprise consumption, ton: visiting New " umonta, bronchitis, Influens: i ; y Behold how many things 1 have! ais diphtheria, whooping cous’ H}iaws of h's native Shi dy orp * * * * era, ‘The ravages of the last named oe a and GEA MT | Usd poise! and ‘ethic rest.’ And t home frm work Saturday night after earn, Reaanrig to have Mt 5 O Nags, It! ald be pa ‘Hours of Soul and Song’) the grind of early rising all week in if Philosophy in small affairs is too big a word for you, try] meses ae eee turing to have Mr, yet, incredible as It Naan 11 | ald pach oun‘ Bu ana! Son | h6 ein of ery ing al wot in may seem, he has reached the age of forty-one and hasn't any. He ways he prefers tne mornng, But do you get it? No, it it fan't the dumbwaiter shrieking at ¥ o'clock {t's the woman across the pall tng to the milkman, and if thot 8 an wreaway harp-play iy pealmesinger making Your Xi enw burs weath' and ‘all Is love,’ too, I would say the same if a lot of silly men and women like Mrs, Styver and Susan Ter- wiliger and Mr, 8mig and Mr, and Mrs, Ladyfinger and Clarence Mar- dom I give way, DY to-day haa been too much for my poor nerves, If you had ome-halt the wor- Sense. It is as true of most of the difficulties of our daily lives tone cabled to The World concerning a grave misunderstanding ‘our country and his—“Only common sense is necessary” to Niooll's word for It that the metal frames of the algna act as an effect! germicide, on ‘Phett of a red hot stove reported from olution a rs +) pes _ the Battery, Retutes the Beret. | LI A vies T have you|moset sat around me like a lot of MN)" ou get up in ' ie l ¥ n A ragl Mpattery Dan'a” bell furnished alt the ise) in. bia) Beneras would be In your|nfes and listened to me gabbiing a lot}and thinl POR Mlenn eAnE Reae ihe ton)’ he has not) Frave, and yet I'am |of slush and pald me $10 a spoonful for] pleasure of vending all the Sunday pa- warmth needed in that local!ty. ; ah that sort of mental-acience flapduodie, |Fvrs And enjoy aay of loafing, Then made himself unpopular with the falr "Oh, no, Mr, Nagg, I may be patient vs cheerful, 1 sex at the very outset of his American | alway h ry People’s C fay of loatings e op orner. eimasn chert rietshuppeng? “Why, Sour Heenan be Exlt Mr, Hoch, of Chicago, from the herds, and they come all di y the ‘As a Woman % | of usefulness awelting Looks At It. UT+-at-edbows members of the Four O tunarec who desire to. turn an a wide dela em, The Social Gulde will pregently become an office or acute necessity In New York Hotels, The etiquette of the Waldorf-Astoria lobby has long been ono of the wonders of the metropolis to the visitors who run the gantlet of skirts and stares, But the New Astor outdid even that in spectacular effect last Wednesday night, A party of four, two women and two men, dining in the roso dining-room, ocoupled a central table and glued all eyes to themselves, Both the women were in the extreme of evening dress with a wide expanse of shouNers and arms showing above thelr decdllete gowns, and both were didcussing a most substantial and beefy bill of fare in tightly buttoned white kid élbow gloves, The achievment was a difficult one, and the agility of the knife-and-fork play under such disadvantages created an interest that even the dictates of civility fatied to overcome, ' Mors nien even laid wagers on it, eee honest penny, ha If you are helping along your favorite charity by the popular method of give Ing @ benefit euchre, don't forget Mra, R. Dore, No, 1336 Washington avenue, No matter what the object—orippled children or soup kitchens or tubercue losis hospitals—-it is all oye to Mra, Dore, Just send her a ticket and you fre sure of a purchaser, It is not that she loves philanthropy Jess but euchre more, It 1s an obsession, She will tell you 80 herself. She glories in It. She exalts it above all other recreation She admits that It has completely dermined her former Insatiable ti for the theatre, Miss Blanche Walsh, the actress, 1s a close personal friend of Mrs, Dore, who admircs her {m- mensely, But ghe has not seen her thie season, She has had no time. Why? Buchre, Mrs. Dore has played euchre games by the thousand. Every organization that has given a benefit euchre thie year—and the number Includes prac- tically all clubdom—has gathered in Mrs, Dore's dollars, The fact that Mrs, Dore has in return gathered In many of the valuable prizes from the various bouts 1s merely incidental, She denies that she carries a rabbit's foot, She says kly; “I never cam tell. Sometimes for a week I win, Sometimes for a week I tose, Iam not superstitious, But always I play—I play for the game, It has been so for two years, I ike it better than any- thing.” Mrs, Dore was one of the winners at the West End Republican Club's game at the Hotel Vendoroe on Thursday. Before she left she discov- ered where another euchre was to be held, and promptly bought @ téhet for it. ee @ The eruption of dog-aweaters which exolted so much comment at the Bench Show of the Westminster Kennel Club at the Garden was one of the proo! that Amorican fashions for the cani aristocracy may be quite as chic aa those of Paris, In point of utllity the Sweater has been outdone by the clever device of a young woman on the upper west side, whose darling Is a snow-; white poodle, Despite the utmost! pres caution, the bow-wow contnved to soil bis coat in a day, The severity of the weather precluded a dally bath, and bis mistress was in a dilemma, Her ine ventlve genius came to the rescue. She dressed him in rompers,” such a@ the children wear. Completely covered from neck to tail with his ttle garment of shepherd's plaid, which buttons up the back, he now undertakes investigating tours of doubtful propriety, with the certainty ‘of, preserving. ‘tly "epotless coat. ‘The once-a-week «wb fills ail the requirements, ° When Senator Clark and his young wife returned recently from Burope with twenty-five trunks, all the worté Supposed that the excess baggage wes the contribution of Madame's modiste, On the contrary, the trunks contained wonderful tapestries which the Senator and Mrs, Clark have been slowly col» lecting In thelr travels, They will bed orate the new }ifth avenue ho} cy the Montana milllonati bad oe Last Half Cinched, ere from Evening World Readers them often, A mother always cides with her child in everything, You may not t| know what that means, but I do, as 1 of The Eyening World: ition to overcome Weatern Senator, lived twenty-five years with H Pot the trials of the Bro ¢ with my wife's oo in the contemplation of the Oriental 4 grieve 1 No, FD URAae GHTdenBC HOLY RIT RTEntae is ,| Mother in my 7 , e contemplation no wonder I elt for hours and gr bricks, and so 1 tell you! No, sir. “ rialt f the’ Thterborough Company. my home, Do not ruin your! gecret of making chartreuse #old forliuxury of dividing It by five. @. the| because nobody understands my ddapo-| “she can't fool me, It Is all well eae Brecsiane ree dutuente RE home, us that ts everything vou have in this life, Your husband Is night. J.B. W., Millbrook, N. Y, B, M, 'T, Ash-Stations, To tho Editor of The Evening World: Cannot some one abolish the dirty Ash-stations along the route of the B. R, 7.2 I live a couple of doors from one of the dumps, and {t is elmply horrible, My children have been sick every other (or at leant n on the Second avenue fht to Bronx Park, and train on the Third avenue ‘Weet Farms, and thus save dual crush and delay of chang- Hundred and Forty-ninth venture to say that all ft these lines would glndly helt respective trains rather knew I wrote this my husband might be dismissed immediately, me ders who have experl- MARGARET, Pidtriét scoriomy tell us If $7 Two Answers, will -buy-clothes, food, Coal, | the Ealtor of : Tho Event ji as pay, iwsurance for a family of! +R g, Ww." ie a VOLE the yo Kayman and wife and three chil) nine digits 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 6 7, 8 9 in such i M. B. | a position that added together they will ‘hey Live on #7 Pert Maltor of The Evening World: can we apply to have our) nine digits in your calculatlon—thus: news and enter Gov. Hoch, of Kansas, who Is wedded to the Idea of freeing his State from the Standard Ol octo- pus, Rather more of a distinction now- adays to be a Western Governor than a $3,000,000. after being kept Inviolabie for nearly a century. The tem may havo a transient interest for feminine read- ers, . wark doctor grafts nerve on a man,” Not generally supposed that a surgical operation was necessary, . Greene—And J oo suppose your Brown—Oh, yes but dt invarl- ably happens that she originates the opinion,—Boaton Transcript. . . ° "Girl ‘With $600 to bet snares bogus ‘wire-tappera.’" Girl u few days ago ‘acting as her own detective” secured the arrest of @ thief. Fair sex from present indications will soon be eligible heeled shoes hopes her experience wil) cal observation of our Western blessed- ness divided by two to that Involved visit by stating his reasons for the ab- atention, They may be Inferred, however, For what must be the possibilities of cynl- Persian husband and the four partners of his joys and pocketbook? The share of blestednoss allotted to a man in the! world is not excessive even when he) keeps it to himself by remaining a bachelor, but when he generously ap- portlops it to himself and four others: It has to be spread pretty thin. Of course, there is a popular theory that matrimony multiplies our bllsses, mous country, evidently doesn’t think so, For think how quintuply happy a Peratan husband would be, “Happiness was born a twin," said | Byron, and even the Persian poets agree with him, A loa of bread, a Jug of wine, and thou Beslde me singing In the wilderness, ‘The wilderness were Paradise enow,"’ {n the wilderness’ In poetic refer= leldes If you My at t | whom jRoy Le MeCardall 5 ter mere boy of twenty-six; there will be time enough for him to take Wp the se- rlous duties of life, You take no Inter- est In anything tha: affects me, 60 ft Is sition, “What is the matter with Mra, Heavy- topp's ‘Self Helps In Soul Study,’ you ask? ‘Oh, it Ja all ver: Little Willie's well Heavytopp to preach’ ‘Be happy, all 18 lov But I notice she left her hus- divorce before she ob- THE APARTMENT HOTEL. a wize man once sald Home Is a plaice you can go to when all the uther plaices ave cloased, but in nu yoark all the plalces are nevyer cloased and so a lot of peeple gave up golng home 0 noboddy « to confide, Willle is & for Mrs. and long suffering, I may have put up with your growlé and scowls for years and been cheerful under debt and worry and scrimping and saying, but no woman 1s coming out of the Wost and sell me any psychopathic gold- enough for Mrs, Heavytopp to wear flowing Grecian gowns and the latest fads In soul-culture Mngerle, but she has got her Inst $10 out of me. “The trouble with the women of this town Is that they haven't enough work to do, and so they are a lot of lady loafers, and instead of staying home and tending their houses and minding thelr children and doing something for thelr 0 and walt on a crowded} from haying such a spot so ne fi But—well, the Khdn, who has had far shivering in these wintry|i¢ we are poor, we five to wee es ee aay coincides tn your greater opportunities for observation " poor slaves of husbands they are Th ; WK | motorman’ wife, and it thee, Rene) ene” Fran ran te any moriat ine monoese| Guide to New York. |ins sound mo big note and at el! Don’t Be a musicales gabbling and gushing and saying these long-haired fakers are ‘dears’ and ‘loves!’ And there are a lot of smart men and women that start some sort of fad and charge a lot of money for teaching ‘How to eradicate freckles by thought’ and ‘happiness vi- brations,’ and all the silly, {dle, loafing women {In town run to them and give Umized by these gabby swindlers! time you totter to bed you are more of a wreck than {f vou had worked yourself to deat in the office all day, sist, why do you cal rest? It's a fares, Os “There ought to be an act of the Legislature protecting overworked hu- peace, The Sunday visiting bore who comes to see you without an invitation on your day of rest ought to be put through a sorles of refined torture that would make him glad to stay home the rest of his life, “Have you chosen a name for the “Don't talk to me about Sunday be-| "ew baby?!” ing a day Of restrespectully ina ’Har-| “Partly, Half of his name will be lem The ‘‘Fudge Smith, The rest isn't chosen yet," > ° : Idiotorial A select party of prominent persons held a pink tea Thurs+ day evening under the remains of a Dinosaur In the Museum of Natural History, The BONES of this Dinosaur are all that Is left of him. Hs Nervous System disappeared sev- eral million years ago. Dinosaur! (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co.) If the Dinosaur had been ALIVE HE WOULD NOT have at- ’ 4 went to liv In appartment | Sus make 100, 'f fs | tive | w the Perstan Omar, Now, you/#t all and fastrow Alexander, No, 1 Han- cella Pedy 4 pean? the fot teeta jon on the detective wre a Te uLidlhodl: a be ae hotels, an apartment hoatel {s better | them their money until some other man ever Sanare, that added together they i yee ptt Stan, ratent with the Persian (deo of biins,|tiAn Home becawse the cock never) or woman comes along to swindle them! tended a PINK TEA! is 5 y make 4, by f ‘lieve and dinner ts nevver late oy goodness, I never went around | ten of The Kvening World: ' . fed by wi re ve sald, “And th de | leevs and ¢ Thank goodness, I never wen BAltor or! when by adding 2 you get the whole| Woman crippled by wearing high-}he should have s a, hem beside | eh adveulinoht man ‘cant pot’ the ba-|miauinele fool ot? myeuit! on NInB Vide The Dincsaur was NOT SOCIABLE, and when he wanted A poet has written: iié Was ter examined? We have re-|y5409+47—2084+2—10, “RP. KO og ‘serve as a lesson to her sex" against e to the four ladles allotted him by | . + . | Po devera bills which are aliogetier | what ie auim total would be front gs [thts form of footReat, No general ex-[iaw, Dy eaow how manny cloa-rea you ows tam a woman, that loves, her home| anything tO Gal he bit Into a Mammoth, mrynain. M. Co, | chunces sold at sums varying from 1|Dectation, however, that It will lead] Strange are the anomalies of fate, as-) and how: Inaniiy Ubamende: you" Sait mush thanke t wet for Ii tty tobe} It was in the age of reptiles, long, long years ago, ‘ Cs 0 y y r ik wrens ay | el r evi y ‘dy yet 1) Mas) Out Wite's Family, Gent to Would say It would |Oemer® t cancel factory orders, sisted hy clyiiization~one week we have | aford to vane to brelfan but thay Cnt ie home and quarrel” with mo When the Ichthyosaurus by the banks of the Taurus, ¢ The Evening World; amount to $451.60, The shortest way to PF aes the German-American Hoch, — who} “4” Jern all thonse facts If you Illy al | FOU time Pom once In a whilo {0 6 , OMe Fete cas it ane|#0IVe & problem of this latter nature is| Tt haw remained for the University | shrinkingly admits to feurteen wives, | an appartinent hate and the famm WAY IN KONE on | And the Pterodactyl by the Gurgling Rill, ‘ a lV vor e , {that has the cheep rooms Int ¢ Hol quarreling? Well, you ; Rive Wee 'other and sister come| t° + pe tig highest number ang i penny yates Splapeine spree Tam jolie Any eee pet py 1” jthat hein look Just as hawty In tie|might-a well as to come in the house Danced to the sad w ves slow! with her, in spite of her hus-|MUl'tply by half of the highest number, ere . with th 1 Hibs Velievator a6 tie peeple thal pay s1o)/und never say, @ word tO me Woe ee You NOTICE that the Dinosaur ts i Gbiections, 1 would say to her:| (hua: 90+1 multiplied by 900+-2—901 +179 | ANd the President at the same time, erally endowed with the privilege of | per, thare Is a frendly riveiry pocwean | wee T have the Dies and am sitting nosaur ls NOT mentioned! * . | $451.50. LOU y, HE . peed four legal spouses and refraining from foes and tae altitood of appart-| silent, Just aching for sympathy?" Ba eet it now happy, Keep it eo HL) LOUIS W. HEROLD. Kile From) the prloet ty to eee whiten Can be th | Ce eee Dee | probably off In some corner eating an elephant. eee ryt aHME ond nates Into Fall House Meats Both, On| "Pernapn, however, the Hoch extravac| hiahests tN a delta’ heawoun they RURAL PLEASURES, No, BE SOCIABLE. PRR GTR G. \n) bla: enough to cy ED ER reg The eleventh chapter of “ihe co In wives was due to the supe [see any tl It iH Taw and the prices have |Pleking berries by the roadside Get out among your fellow men millon ng together.” | A. saye a full house deats a flush and) § qpoman in Mauce” teéll appear in Jor charm of the American woman, and| skraiped the Kuests’ Dankrolis ti th Is a joy beyond dispute; | i, # living together,” 1 would|a straight, B, says both a flush and a OU it dak it may be that even such a con Aro flat, and alls the efort to proove lit not equal halt to pickin Hold a fancy dress ball if you want t 8 It does NO’ “40 Aira, K. that her mother and atraight beat a full house, Who ia|4 MONDAYS EVENING WORLD. }) iq bachelor as the Khan will het te PDA IE THBEO Oo Petts nS) Ade GAS aut aL aanette arom a Vroresbought'’ ult, yor won cy el oue 4 i old ba “ 01 i E ! fAeby by. 60 that she may see righs? BBB. | Qed I micoumb to ith the munnye eae 7001 ie MNow Orleans Times-Democrat, Please the President and the Board of Directors! f) Se le Maa fo ” Sebo icy uli tal nl lal tld ls ag A a A lla lls cal ns !