The evening world. Newspaper, February 8, 1905, Page 12

| The Scant at the Post-Om »NO, jefe!” he soon thereafter found hithself in the State prison, extortion of $8,000 a day. 0,000 crates now stored here and in Jersey City. his: “By Godfrey, somebody shall go to jail for this!” Hg WHY NOT A PERSONAL LICENSE Md in this city on Sunday except—note the exceptions !|— n Sunday at any hour, unless a () ty John Raines, of Canandaigua? BROOKLYN'S DIVIDED ENERGY, {'a general improvement in local traffic arrangements, progress oner McAdoo’s efforts to keep the on in the public streets, Opposition to progress. f | forward and backward at the same time. i vite “PULL WHICH IS A “PUSH.” ecept ‘without by the Prose Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York, t Now York as Becond-Clase Mal! Matter. 18,877, WHERE INJUNCTIONS DON’T GO. ‘When the late Boss McKane said of a court order, “Injunctions don't ¢ aré’as yet no signs that a similar punishment awaits the mem- the Beef Trust, who for nearly three years past have been guilty, h, of the same impudence toward the courts of the United States. | 1a permanent injunction restraining it from controlling the prices of | ginning of enforcing decency and call God supply of the people, and with no scarcity of cattle or of beef to rit, the Trust advanced the price of beef half a cent a pound in the | Coy On the basis of New York's daily consumption this is an The Beef Trust controls, through its cold storage and shipping con- the egg supply of the Eastern markets. Its agents buy eggs in g season at 17 or 18 cents a dozen—frequnetly at less—and put iin cold storage. The cost of this is not more than 2 or 3 cents a n. It is now charging 28 cents a dozen—an advance of $240,000 on Same is true of butter, poultry and other food supplies. Monop- forbidden by law and restrained by the courts, And yet “injunc- 't go” with the Trust. Is it not time for the Chief Executive of the United States to declare, with a snap of that famous strong 4 Sertain wise men at Albany dectee that no beer, wine or liquor shall Wn fashionable clubs. 2.\In hotels for the rich or well-to-do. Raines law “hell holes,” created to promote vice and reduce not this a beautiful scheme to preserye the “‘sanctity of the Sab- ‘and to make all the poor people temperate on the first day of do not these hayseed Solons go.a logical step further and decree dy shall drink anything except water after 12 o'clock on any with a permit signed by l, Chairman of the Republican State Committee, and counter- ooklyn Transportation Reform Association has been formed better bridge ‘facilities, subways, two more East River tun- “Traffic Protection Association” has been formed. to wheels moving in luces a- discouraging division of energy when a city tries to ( persons ina hundred will tell you that a horse pults his question an impression which other people n, No idea comes to them of personal investigation as Fatrfiel Osbom now points out in a lecture atfached and so moves the load, should say “push,” They just did not think. to take individual’ thought were confined to this his action, it would not be so important, d affects many things, including life itself $0 definitely settled as to have not a fresh’ thought and the rest are pulled, d be a dangerous messyre to authorize the erection se Jn, Washington, Union or Madison Square. Such n park purposes would surely lead to further n the parks with other municipal buildings, tO, acquire property of dimensions no larger than the inderect the new court-house there, And the best possi hambers street, from the well-known Hall of Records hoble “front” that would make for City Hall Park! Avenue Elevated road does not deal in these facts with the experience of individual patrons of Meir ames and addresses, Instead of bringing relief to of the Elevated system the Subway for monopoly! : advantage over the victim It lives and can plead its case, S nt has a tremendous d murderess, alam Fr “ 7 we | erry-Hont “Hoge.” |when | saw you Inet, 1¢ 1 had been | theory shat the memory recurs auto- itor ot 0 RVexlng World _, [a8 old then as Tam now, F would have | Mstirally at stated periods to bygone ng lieard wo much about “hogs, heen dwice as old as T was when J )events: One such period he fixes at put the hogs that infest the | as ars, 2 months and 9 days’ twenty-three hours Thus, twenty- fs cabins on the Staten Isiand | YOUnger than Tam now.” ‘Therefore the | thres hours after. th a en 00) he Staten Humber of" earn kinse he saw” ho | 8 after the brain has been pT noticed eauals the ditt e between 1s and |!mpressed with an idea, a melody, a Reber of them seated, thereby obiig- | 2-P eaunls 111-20 vears, "Her present | pleturs or an occurrence, it returna in: as Day tak. Bin Indy swan 8 days WB vears § months | voluntarily, Longer periods may elapse le Ainst the door, which 1 ‘before tha return of the memorized fact. Pleaned one of the hogs, who granted | yy Prodace Exchange, Ibuk Dv Swobods Ahda that they At Bie Comments on the doors being Where pees m Fvening World: | multiples of 23, such as 45, @. ani fed; | The rightful ocoupant of the Nettah a at-OMfice Station P in Man+! go on, New York's periodical retur erely wlanced at the hog and Ani B. VY. | to pollve reform may be due to the Wied that on his, next viait to the pvly to Supreme Court, | operation of this law, elie wear petticonta, How about Pe Fditor of The Evening World: | My B® « Tompkinayilie, 8, 1, nate and now can I have my name| New diet specialist advises brain ‘balan, nged legally? Q. B. F, | workers to avold eels, chilly persons to 4 It Is Prononnecea (Pelt Meili” «=| cat sardines, nervous persons to con- a the truth Hot really pull, He pushes against the collar to which Open to any or all of the ninety-nine who say “pull” to dis- matter of ¢ and M Unfortunately ney (0 accept on trust opinions “handed down” is very com- ition is in many ways a better teacher than tradition, Few in them. jmade by those who look around and think for themselves, of a new a radical encroach. space of New York is none-too large now, and least of all ld public squares, downtown be diverted to building sites, It Poor substitute to provide for enlarging these squares, Far buildings ible site is to Broadway, I And be ‘More convenient for all court-house men? ih ‘ eee Ce ye nV | Evening World's showing up of the shamefully bad service on ¢ generalities, It presents ces of utter indifference to the needs of the public, iM a the road, the strap. has increased their miseries, of a con Said on the Side. HE unsanitary ferry-house, with ile {te hoodlumiam, its reek of to- bacco smoke and muck of asplt, ham been a congenial habitat of the ; Duman hog for years, It ie time bhat he was evicted and the premises he foula fumigated, The Department of Health can eject him: but this over- worked city department is too fre- quently called on. to remedy abuses which it ie in the power of the corpora- tlons complained of to deal with, Let the ferry companies first make a be- in the police and the inspectors when they. fall, Correspondent of London Lancet says that “since snuff has almost gone out of use, Influenza and catarrh seem to have increased.” Have to ask some settlement worker where he gets his figures, N. oe New Oxford dictionary gives sixteen columns to “pass.” The topic seems to be almost as important to lexleogra- phers as to legislators, eee “Bat” Mastorson's ‘character? Well, the character of his gun play is all right,..The city will now have oMocers of the law who know @ buli's- eye from a balloon, oo. . Harry—It was only last week you were telling what beautiful hair Bertha had; now you aay that most of it is falac and all of it is bleached, Harriet—I know; but I hadn't got mad with BertNa last week.— Boston Transcript, eee The osteopath Hamlets at Albany contend that the law ja out of joint and should be set right, ! oe “College president favors the stick’'’ policy, Schoolmasters always: have had a predilection for the rod, eo 8 Bronx burglars who are robbing houses in blocks of five may have head an early ‘training in Indiana arith- metical methods, 4 see Mme. Schumenn-Heink contemplates becoming an American citizen. Nation will be proud to welcome her, though it will be put to the expense of revis- {ng Ite race suicide statistics, ' eee “Persons interested in the higher edu- cation of women know very little ubout girls,” says Prof. Croewell; In the ocon- fession of ignorance Mes the beginning of wisdom. f ° ° e Scotland is reported “much alarmed at) the rapid rate of increase in the num-' ber of Burns's relics, It appears that the St, Louls Exhibition was offered an unlimited supply of true Burns chairs, and that it actually secured six, none! o¢ which is believed to have seen the! poet's cottage, So many ‘authentic cups and muge are to be found scat- tered up and down the country that) even the convivial habiis of Burns will not explain them,’’ Seems to be a par- allel case to the old mahogany that came out of the Mayflower, Regarding the hatter, the news from Ban Domingo that there are ‘thousands of acres there of mahogany trees thirty feet in diameter” leads to the inference that the end Js not yet, | “I am afraid some of the dates in my historical novel ure inaccurate,” “That is all right. It will never be noticed. People who read his- tory have too much literary taste to read historical novels,” —Wash- ington Star, eee Curiosity is expressed as to the where- abouts of the Baltic fleet In the Indian Ocean, May have run into a mirage of trawlers, oe 6 “Awed saloon mob with platols,” And Policemen’s pistols, too! 8 6 Dr, Torrey, leader of the great re- lgtous revival in England, says that during his seven years at Yale ‘games were more to him than godlinees,”’ They THERES NO MT WiTH ALL THE COMFORT & CFA HOME> Comic Series By Gene Garr. SORRY O10 HOME FoR mee i PLACE Like ir. iolelotote TA \F SMITH WAS ONLY HERE | AND WHAT HAVE WE 1D GIVE 10,000 TO, GE IN SMITHS PLACES To Talk or Not to Talk. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. A this people, don't appear to have impaired his sub- Pet 7h sefulness in the pulpit, of others, finds biaiuaiabae rb: . i pur stupid and dull, Reports of a “sengational jump In traction stocks'’ indicate that there is speed in the old roads yet, ee 8 The Anti-Dime Novel bill at Albany. which is to include "Old Sleuth’ In Its provisions and leaves out ‘Sherlock Holmes,” syould prove a work of art In legislative casuistry, Its originator has the making of a good understudy for Raines, eo. Kings County Republicans indorse the Motorman’s Vestibule bjll, It's a good platform to stand on, o @ 6 ‘Tennessee Legislature so far this ses- sion has made football a felony, laid a tax on bachelors and passed a law forbidding betting on horse races, tion Hardly any two persons have the same idea as to what constitutes con- yerzational cleverness, women, esteemed clever by themselves, and their friends, who are perfectly Inaufferable to other people because of tho constant strain they very obviously labor under to maintain their reputa- conversational There Is nothing more tiresome than this artificial cleverness, and, opinion, it is better to be naturally dull for YOUNG wom- an column. and become bright! and clever,’’ says that she 45) girl told me the other day of an ex- during | perience she had while driving in the ithe day and that! country with a young man of her ac- until recently she | quaintance last autumn, had met very feW)the drive immensely,’ and toward the and when In the soolety herself dreadfully nmployed There are some than unnaturally brilliant, In conversation the one great thing But {t Is a to be striven for ts ease, mistake to Infer that woman possesses it any more than she ard sclousness finds herself unable to con- verse, save with the Immediate mem- who from sheer awkw: the world is lable to has writ- your own, She) of imitating any now, | end of it he gald: Don't. talk counter Jace, brilliancy. saw,” in my gabbling self-con- doesn't interest you. haust ‘All the superlatives of the lan- Guage In describing a plece of bargain; Who knows? Perhaps he was driven to d Such dreadful deeds, All men haven't | wives like me, Mr, Nagg, There isn’t @ woman that lives that would bear with what I bear with and put up with {what I put up with and stand your tempers and be your slave like I do, and as I am! “Oh, I know what you are going to say! You are going to say that he Is suspected of having murdered a lot of be both, Tf you have a sweet speaking voice ten a very | It doesn't much matter what you say, nice little letter to| ait least so far as men are concerned, in| Therefore cultivate your voice. There H) Which she asks me) must be some actress who Is especially to tell her “how to! pleasing to you, Study her enunciation Improve ‘her mind) and it will suggest Improvement in But don't make the mistake one, iA very You' anything Don't let any one or anything be “the sweetest thing you ever met,'’ “the most beautiful creature you ever “positively the funniest you ever heard," A man would mther he would appear to Interest you than have you fnterest him, man can talk well on some subject, generally connected with his profossion, If you enable him to do this he will! them remember you among the few really | prefer to be murdered than to be brilliant women he has met. yourself have a profession and It inter- ests you ft will probably Interest oth- She enjoyed} And don’t ex- Almost any The E¥ening “World's Home Magazine, Wednesday Evenin clever Mrs. ll the Comforts of Home. There’s No Place Like It When You Want a Little Trouble of Your Own, DOING +.» eBy Roy L. SN'T it ter- “T rible about that man from Ohicago that married over twen- women? It 1s he = mur- Oh, Mr. Nage, you wonder why at times when you are out at all hours that I may venture |Roy L. McCardell’? quietly ask you ou'ye no idea how} much I have liked this, |first girl I ever took driving at this | season that didn't think It necessary to rave about the leaves,” about where you have | WONDER WHAT “THE BOYS ARE Now | . “Nagg and do Eads ¥. 1908... i The Man | v Higher Up, | By Martin Green, | “ SHB,” sald The Cigar. Man, "that Chanoelior Cracken, of New York versity, objects to the plato! 5,000 college men ‘to augural parade at month,” ¢ “That's an awful blow to whats! being framed up to be the Most glorious and glittering pageant { that Washington has ever geen,” Hee marked The Man Higher Up regret - fully.. “The 5,000 college men would | add much to the flerce joyousness-el | the occasion, Think of 5,000 college — men from a dozen different colleges all giving their college yells at onom, “However, the parade will be tue multuous enough, even if the college |men don't make good, It would take Whiting Allen, who writes the ad- yertisements for the Balley clreuses, to do justice to it in phrases suffi clently alliterative. I have seen ad- yanre proofa of the make-up of the procession, and it certainly. will be |all to the wild, “First in line will be a delegation |from the Mountain Lion Slayers’ \nion, No, 1, Each of the paraders in this section will carry two revolve ors and a Winchester. Following them will come the surviving mem- bers of the Rough Riders, mounted on cayuses and carrying Gatling gune strapped to their saddles, “Then the terrified spectators will |have exposed to their vision Geroni- mo, chief of the Apaches, the meau- est Indian in captivity; Hollowhorn, sof the Sioux; Little Plume, of the | Blackfeet, and Buckskin Charley, of ‘the Utes, with several other minor {Indian chieftains, Hach chief will be accompanied by half a dozen gayly jdecprated graduates of the Buffalo | Bill show, whooping war cries, , ‘Bat’ Masterson, on a blood-red lhorse, will next appea at the head lof the newly organized Assocation \for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bad Men. In rapid succession will come {the President's boxing instructors, the President's jiu-jitsu instructors, ‘the President's wrestling instructors land the President’s fencing instruc | jtors, marching four abreast, The Rooker T, Washington Gu:irds will ibe next in line, escurting sixteen ; Truet. presidents in chains, The ; ‘Army and Navy will bring up the ! jrear.”" | “Where do the civilians of this | jgreat and glorious country come in?” +. |asked The Cigar Store Man. i | “They come in to settle for the | | pageant,” responded ‘The Man Higher | | Up. Little Willie’s Guide to New York, 1° Poa No, X—School “Fads” System, | Skool dais are the britest times of our lives and thats why thay pass #0 Kwickly thank hevven and In oalden caise peenle who went to skool wer braut up in the darknes of ignerrens thay oanly lerned reeding riting rithe metick speling jogrefy and sutch useless things as thoase but now a wise bord of McCardell..., eJukaystun hav, chaingd aul, that and . we ni yoar! ds only Jern thin, T will wager that there Is a conspiracy /are reely werth while we doant fotther a areee men 10 burh down the jail yee ernie i Pee the best iene and set him free and give him $1,000,000 |{Horritys say that speling cums nachrey in gold right in his hand ana set off to evry moddernly ejukaited child as anny one can see by notissing my oan fireworks over him like as df he were |perfeckt speling also we have nacher @ hero, and get him away secretly at | Bilas and potelny and ae and Klay dead of night, just because hi dl pinta Ieee BUABIRR Fi ccRW PDOs dered his wives, @ mur- eimmiler studdies that will eckwipp us ‘Well, he did it bravely anyway, He ‘o maik @ living in later yeers and to did fite the battel of life, sum of our par- ql not kill them slowly tor years with |rents akt aufle foollsh when thay find he torture of cruel words, He did not |we kant do almple sums in the old rith- ner eRe RR nana eaLt them about | metick ook they ster studdy ani Het? re Aa sis hoes go: Oo taike me and then gloat over it, WNL Aba fi fa be skool to get mo ejukated but thats be- oy | ! Hy ‘ATING MY DAUGHTER ‘RIGHT - WHY DONT You COME HOME NIGHTS! AND WHY DO NT: HOW DARE YOU ANSWER, Me Back! q Mr. I can gee why you ploked out 1 cawse thare minds are too feebul to topic; I see now why you have le grasp the magniffisent plans and ideas board’ o} (his quarrel with me about this man, h of the nu yoark You uphold him, you praise him to my i f ejukayshi how graitful we aul shood ix) that we re the| been, Isn't it enough to make a woman |face; you probably go to liv In an alge of kulteher where the suspicious when she reads such things? ton ile PA Lat f in hie eine proreat, Kan # ® modern nu yourk Men do not care anything for their live 10: hear’ Ol ony eo net E ahould Ah Mee Hie annals japens to on homes, nor their wives, Look at this) "My own dear mother warned me yos- A. P. TERHUND, that| man from Chicago, No, stop, Mr. inane ee nee Wouldn't give her ———- Nagg, do not let us misjudge him, cloak, my pet ial yd to vO furolined How He’s Changed thing "Perhaps he was loving and kind. Well, suppose he did, I would If you) treated lke a slave, to have no enjoy- ment In life, to have a husband who lets me Ive, but takes no Interest in Seems to be an abundance of tale! " v ers, rl vi Wan RNase a“ ushattat een bers of her own family, o talk well He a) you have, thé| me or in hiv home, He may have THIS RAR anibe cat cA ILen, You must forget yourself while trying S7AnK® people you come In contact | Kiled them, but he may have done It ine ar f to remember other people, And you (it. all contain possibilities of enter-| kindly, and there in everything tn “gir P | must punctuate, Women are apt to tlnment. va ‘a LT Whe filers Wisi aa they write, without paunen of prey people enjoy talking about books, He une dhisone Mb Negenietare est of the Fresh Air Fund, any Kind, If you epeak only when you plovse tyme nine Rea Ace ee BSTC insea pavertat Keatued RIG ARATE “Of course. You can take ag Jwish to, you are not apt to be stupid (1 Idea of being Nterary, You will may be Innocent, you way? Hel 7 Fes much us you pleare from my ot Aull. and forced conversation ¢rom OMY ,bore. ‘This vou can never ao ig) pay De | Nage: 1 will, y the most eplgrammatic woman In th ts , natural, “and easy, and don’t \ Beene bl gral CRE place, But how in the world are (eee moet 2 he tale too much, | anything that that wretch goes free, vou going to carry it?'—Catholic Did He M Said? | Foolish Query. Standard and Times, ech Dr. Swoboda, an Austrian savant. has ba. iow often gave & Nedeg a. f wetting: the sri ine teld you paves x ean What He on “Mhe weather '* awful, I won't do my shopping to-day; I'm so afraid of Ader a Eds iain “Goodness gracious! You must throw ‘away that horrid * rt” Nage, 1 4 deaf ¢ar to our call. some day I would find you out, “Brother Willle haa warned me, oesn't like you, ae That is wi yo the. table first and horas upeaet ane) and goes away, You think {t Is cause he wants to eat all the beef- thine! Vite ny real Teeaan 1s that sonie- im you mire marries twenty ‘Wives. pe 1.4 0U admire this courage, you say? T knew It, knew ft! knew yor admired him, Now you admit it! Oh, see this day! Oh, that T should live to ; I will not be calm, and It MroN you should try to emulate your friend would and endeavor to mur aehatin youn face! Bo eet ‘Yea, I will weep, I won't eto} My nasture is tco tender to pba g a shock, And yet, I have stood here and heard you say you were proud to know @ murderer and o bigamist and IT never sald a word! Aft can stand anything!" e" mee In yo olden times a chimera was @ | regular nightmare, and not, as he ts to. day, a poet's 6é e s The ‘‘Fudge” Idiotorial 5 THE EIGHT-HOUR RULE ts Less Work; under GENERAL ACCEPTANCE | More Play! § inthis town! This means that EVERY man who WORKS has to put In FORTY-EIGHT HOURS per week In TOIL. THINK of It! This takes up two WHOLE days of twenty-four } hours each out of each week, t It leaves but FIVE DAYS OF TWENTY-FOUR HOURS BACH | { (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) | for sleep and recreation, This Is FAR TOO LITTLE! i NO ONE ought to work more than ONE day per week! It would be better still if we did not have to work AT ALL, THEN we could ALL GO FISHING, | Let the GOVERNMENT hire some one to do our work for us, WE CALL UPON PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT TO DO THIS i AT ONCE, We KNOW he agrees with us. We FEEL that he will notturn