The evening world. Newspaper, February 7, 1905, Page 10

Che ae the Side. by the Press Publishing Company, No, 53 to 3 Park Row, New York, _- 4 rill tered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. aamtereneean NO, 18,876, WHAT ARE THE LAWS FOR? On May 21, 1902, Judge Grosscup granted a temporary injection pilnst the members of the Beef Trust. On May 27, 1903, this injunc- Eventog World Said on RAINES Law hoted murder perves only to diversify the long Ust of sutcides with which these notorious houses are chargeable. The annual record of sudden deaths {n the hotela which exist through legislative hypocrisy ts the most shameful show- Ing of all muntcipal etatistics, It ts In the Raines hotel that Sunday law phar- ed States sustained these decisions by a unanimous vote. +, Yet from the day of the first injunction to the present time the mem- bers of the Beef Trust have niade no pretense of complying with the or- ier of the courts, And to this day no member of this unlawful combina- Ny which squeezes the cattle-growers with one hand and robs the con- ers with the other, has been arrested, indicted or in any way disturbed, altho gh Justice Holmes has declared the law, which they have persist- fly violated, to be ‘a criminal statute.” s it any wonder that the people are asking; “What are the laws for?” hat is the use of injunctions that do not enjoin?” Officers of the Santa Fe road have admitted under oath that they ve given rebates to favored shippers, knowing the practice to be against e law None of its officers has been prosecuted, though one of them Mr. Paul Morton—is a “constitutional adviser” of the President, Can there be any doubt that the fine AND IMPRISONMENT of If a dozen Trust magnates and lawless railroad officials would do more break up monopolies than any number of public speeches, even by psident Roosevelt? And what is the use in clamoring for new laws existing statutes, sustained by the courts, go unenforced? The same thing is true of the police situation in this city, Here are the Mayor, the Police Commissioner and the Committee of Nine evolv- Sing intricate schemes of “reorganization,” and asking for new powers, ample power is already in the hands of the Commissioner under the nt decision of the Court of Appeals to discipline the force, and sum- ly to dismiss every mgmber of the force who Is guilty of “neglect of violation of rules or neglect or disobedience of orders, or absence Why Is no attention paid to this decision by the Mayor or his Com- issioner or by the Committee of Nine? What are laws for, if they are be neither obeyed nor enforced? What is the good of injunctions that met with a snap of the-finger? And why seck for decisions from the hest courts if they are to be calmly ignored? ’ THE BISHOP AND THE BOY. = That Sunday was made for man and the boy and that the boy was de to omy of of thé time, even if that part comes on Sunday—these cardinal points in the belief of the Right Rev. M. J. Hoban, Bishop of In mines, mills, factories and shops are boys by hundreds and thou. to whom every wetkday is a workday. Then, on Sunday, “Let s” says the Bishop, “play baseball, or football, or any other kind of their hearts’ content. The good Lord will be pleased to see them J aver, providing they are good boys.” » Jolin Stuart Mill grew up and won world-wide fame lamenting: “1 cs ye $a boy; I never, played cricket,” It was not Sunday scruples, ced study that robbed him of his birthright to happiness, ‘One however, is open to criticism Ike anothei' when the effects are bad, ec reck cten ieiy tee nite wisdom nor true ' il pala day. in seven; the boy from CONTRACTOR SAVES A FEW PLANKS. Broadway, near Wall street, work connected with the Subway bit of plank roadway necessary. The contractor left the layer short of the regular street level. Yesterday's slippery weather a team of horses drawing a heavy Not secure the footing to enable them to draw thelr load out j depression where the planks were. The result was a blockade ex. far up and down Broadway, affecting all intersecting streets and on was made permanent, On Jan, 29 last (he Supreme Court of the thon. Slee Latest news of the sun spots only goe! consumption this winter. oe at Careon City! ‘worse, cars, ‘a nickel, oo the cabbage variety, * The Painter—Yes, sir; I can promise to have your house finished in tio tcecks, Von Blumor—But what I toant to know is how lung it is really going to take you.—Town and Country. * ° American named Albert Adams ‘ps re- have etuck to policy as safer and surer, eee medicines."’ The habit is acquired early nowadays. owe New Jersey is to open war on the Trusts this week. Who will be the Kuropatkina and Stoessels of the con- fot? eae The 80-pound policeman whois up for examination as to his filness may allegé obesity acquired in the line of duty, Sites Tt fe to be sakt in excuse for the sixty Porto Rican girls who have become homesick in St, Loire, that they saw ‘that cltv only while the World's Fair eee Clara—Do you think Dick Dod- son de very clever? Helene—¥ou can yudge for your- elf; I went sleighing with him last night and nearly froze!—Detroit Free Press, i ee Tn @ scarcity of new stories a good) old one may bear repetition: A Hcot In| hospital at Bloemfontein recovering from an attack of enteric disease sug- wested to the doctor that he would be Srateful for a “wee drappie,” ‘No, nu, sald the doctor, you know that your stomach is in sudh an ulcerated con- dition that a spoonful of whiskey would| Kill yout’ ‘‘Aweel, air," replied the pa- Ment regretfully, “I must do without it; but, doctor, just come up close to me,’ The medical gentleman obliged. ‘Ah, doctor,” aald the woldier, sighing con- tentedly, “yer breath’s verra refresh- tn’! eee Specialist pronounces’ boy robber, Smith a case of arrested development. Timid householders will agree that it was high time it should be arrested. . * . Hints from London of a return of the bustle, Yqrk prophet sald this was to be @ year of awful things, eee fing losses through traffic delay that would have pald for paving lower awa with marble blocks, planks should have been laid up to the pavement level, But ntractor was there to do just as little as would take him through ‘was not made to do more, And what he did on Broadway other r are doing all over the city, It would be somebody's business to bring these contractors to time don or Berlin. Is it nobody's business in New York? ‘With the crush at the old bridge getting daily worse, that at the new eis trying hard to be as bad. What is the principle under which we conveniences to aggravate discomfort? Clevéland man turns up in good health, with most of his internal wrong places, It isn't so much how a man’s insides are ar- as how he treats them, hihe People’s Corner. Li ptters from Evening World Readers to I-Treated Girl, RAitor of The Evening World: \mtire that every reader will sym- With Gertrude X., who writes | Way her father treats her when is she does not atudy hard Her ‘father evidently does not d the terrible results of ner- prostration, My advice to her ba to appeal to him in the name the confirmed invalids euffering nie dyspepsia and ‘nervous troubles, asking him @ Wishen-a highly educated daughter ® physical wreck, and (if thin does touch him) to explain the case to @ Bchool-teacher, her Sunday-school ier of pastor, and get one of these where we prepare our souls to be worthy to disembark at the Bridge, Why not change the station name to “Walt street"? LATE TO WORK, A Transfer Grievance, ‘To the Wdltor of The Evenine World: I live near One Hundred and Fortleth street and Beventh avenue, If I wish to go up to Washington Heights I can ride by paying two fares, or by paying one fare on the Eighth avenue road, taking @ transfer, boarding an Amater- dam avenue car at One Hundred and Twenty-Afth street, If I desire to go to any pol below One Hundred and Sixth street on the west alde Tcan 60 for one fare by transferring at One Hundred and Bixteenth street, But te! I desire to go to any point west of Righth avenue above One Hundred and Sixth street and transfer at Eighth ave. nue and One Hundred and Twenty-fifth street, my transfer will be taken up and { will ha required to pay another tare on elther the Amsterdam avenue or the yuons to cxolaln the true situation to father, L. BW, Dincoverers of Worth Strevt, Ne Baltor of The Evening World: ippore a few New Yorkers knew there was suc). a place as Worth before the sibway was owened, f " Broadway line. My day Verybody knows it now, and fow are} oronane College, Bren rrecaeateniae aterul for the knowledge, This Is notltwo fares or walk, ‘This seems hardly Proget” at Worth streot, I've never | right, uF om that street, but I've spent long Yes. under it. The Subway express To the Rdltor of The Bvening World: 4 Along AL a speed that leads us arry ) 4 fancy we may for once be going to SOP DAMA FY PND. 8 eco om ih the Bridge on schedule time, But, Jay, a alowing-up, and we come @ Sead siop, We look out of the ove, “Worth street!" There we While the locals sail gaily past. » We all know. where Worth the waiting place NO HITCH, Maud—And did the marriage go off without a hitoh? Mabel—Yes, that's the word for tt, The 4 bridegrvom backed out at sh last: ago | “I hope you have no feeling against the Ohurch, my man'— “Oh! no, I ain't got no grudge agin it, Mine way a home wed- din'."—PMladelphia Press, eee Kentucky hi ‘talking tree."’ Dante Giscovered several in his travels, but they were not in “God's own country." eee Rusela's erand dukes number thirty, Next President who complains that he “has Congress on his hands" should member the Czar, | eee ’ “His own lawyer and won his case,"’ The law of probabilities, Ike all others, admits of occasional exceptions, eee “French writers sorry for Gorky." Some of the sympathy might be re- served for the publishers who are to bid for his future Mterary output. eee According to @ Washington corre- sponient, $5,000 men and $10,000 men may be picked up at every aireet cor- ner." The number of the unemployed has previously been reported as un- usually large, 5 In the Introductfon to his “History of the American Nation" Prof, A, B, Hart notes that the Puritan fathers are ‘further relieved of the halo which generations of venerating descendants have bestowed upon them.” The Pro- fessor may expect to hear from the New England Society about this, ee Old Gentleman (who has been dining, to lady who has just en- tered otherwise empty tram car)— Madam, pray (hic) take my seat/ —Tatler, eo. The growth of gambling among the young has ‘become a source of anxiety” to the Gorry Society, Its reform to be effective must begin like others—"‘high- er up'’ with the old man, oe In one of his “Last Letters” Aubrey Beardsloy writes; "I have been suffer- ing dreadfully from depression, a con- dition which seems ito me next door to criminal,"" The diagnosis !s a correct one. eo 8 In an address on the drama in Lon- don Miss Gertrude Kingston said that "In the pigeon-holes of every manager there are plays put away that are in- finkely better than anything the pubil hag seen produced—plays which ihe manage frequently takes \- lovingly, and "then uta beck with na ‘0) eX, Dears Isaism reaches {ts Infamous culmina- to confirm an earller belief that the luminary's heat {s needed for home Only one boy baby In fifty-five births The silver State sees the sixteen-to-one ratio and goes It one * 2 6 Critic of the Subway now complains that {t te not big enough for Pullman Bome men want a good deal for Chicago woman who lives on the odor ‘Of roses leaves it in doubt whether she derives any additional nutriment from ported to have come to grief in Berlin with a matrimonial bureau, Ought to "Baby made {il by sampling patent . ‘Oh, well, wome jada nes sake | Was despatch from Verona told ‘esterday that th louse reported to be shat of the Capu- wherein — the ‘ove of Romeo am! {Tullet was first kin- ited, 18 falling into }rulne and will soon 4 ‘ we a thing of the i One of life's great- Dest ironies is that the inanimate par- ticipants in {ts dramas should go long survive the men and women who are metely players; that, for instance, the rose that Jullet presents to Romeo as the firat token of their love should #0 far outlast that love as to make him wonder en he comes across it In a forgotten drawer what it is and why on earth he ha it so long. Save for the written record of thelr lives that makes the world's grea! love story, only @ crumbling ruin su: vives the great drama in which they figured, and soon It will no longer re- mind us of an outworn romance which we think would have as much place in Little Willie’s Guide to New York. NO. IX. POLICE HEADQUARTERS. It # woodent of bin for ploece hed- quauters tihared never be anny reeform:| ers in new York for pleece hedquauters \e the reeformers treuest frend for It give them an oxkuse for lvving, pleece hedquauters {s sed to be sichooated at three) mulbry streat but sum fokes say It ts reely sichoowted on a bilding In east dteenth streat with a injun over the doar of whitch moar annon, It js a plaice whare peeple can go straite off | as goon ag thay are robd or! merdem’ or held up and tell! thare trubbles to the comishnr it pleezes the peeple to hav sum ono to tel thare trubbles too and it dont anoy th comishnr at all he Masens kindly and eals the pleece must and shal do thare duty and then he goze on with hia nitting as frendly and pollite as ernything. thia 1s very kind of mister macadoo and the piece luy him for his gertelness and hie nonlble orrayshuns to them, pleece hedquauters is going to be reeorgannized prutty soon if mis- ter macadoo live long enuff and jazent too bizzy telling the paypers how efiah- ent the department Is going to bee sumday, when it Js reeorgannized the | men who graft In the bronks will be ferred and graft in vhe tenderloin. and e' one will be sattiside ag # settel down agen to a the motto of hedquauters dis "fence" bh Juliet 40? By Nixola Greeley-Smith. NEWSPAPER |our day as Jullet's tunic or Romeo's loublet and hose, For the garmen oeriod are less old-fashioned than the sentiments, The would rather take clothes than on her affections; would rather sport an than wear her heat ane, In the old-fashioned manner, Jullet 4s as hopelessly archalc as some of the women who used to pre- sent her on the sald in defense of that no girl can which Shakespeare attributes to a very young girl, that only a mature woman can play the part, Higher Up. |By Martin Green. a] SEB,” sald the Clgar Store WHY Doms Man, “that six goclety women ov LooK » out in St, Paul made a bet that Y they could kiss their dogs ance a day WHERE YOURE ING? for thirty days just after broakfast and that three of the dogs died.” ’» “For @ woman to kiss a agp," serted the Man Higher Up, “ought.to be made a ground for divorce, Not only {8 it cruelty to husbands, but tt is cruelty to the dog. I saw & woman kiss a dog in a street car the other day, She implanted the salute square on the muzzle of the ki-yl, where- upon all the male passengers skid- dooed from the car and ran shriek- Ing into a gin mill on tite corner, The mutt couldn't skiddoo, The fe- male had him tled, “IT never saw a man kiss a dog. John D, Rockefeller might bribe me to kiss e dog, but the bribe would put @ crimp in his bank roll that Canada Bill couldn't take out, And I Ike dogs—in their place, “There 1s a strange procession of sheep-faced men through the resle dential streets of New York every night about 10 o'clock. It is the pa rade of husbands taking the dogs out for exercise, As they pass each other , | these near-men allow feeble grins to decorate their features, They fee? their positions as valets to kloodlea, but they haven't got Independence enough to lose the dogs. It's an even bet thet when they get back to the flat their spouses kiss the dogs im stead of kissing them, “Venturing to repruach a she of thy acquaintance for pressing her ruby lips against the puss of a Bote ton bull she owned I encountered @ session on the grill. This young per= son hold forth that dogs don’t chew tobacco, smoke cigars ov drink whis- key; therefore dogs are cleaner than He NEXT TIME 7 SPOSE (LL HAVE TO CARRY THE ries men. When you run against reason- ing « hat stripe all you can do is fade uway,” ts of that forgotten modern git), indeed, @ chance on Jullet's old-fashioned sleeve rt upon a brand-new stage, It has been these ancient Jullets portray the passion der show? If this assumption Who'd Think It? TAttle Jim—Say, Is dem der freaks in Smoke—Naw! Dem's dem Wall street Were confined to the stage, no one would) feliers that frengles our financiers, Question It, tended to real life, of the women whi selves qualified to for the present u role, According to some modern {deas, Indeed Lady Cap should have inspired the young Romeo's ardor, for she alon of scolding the servants and adding up the butcher bills, understanding and returning it, Per- haps, {t le not fair no more Jullets. are all forty year unmarked brow are no longer consist- ent, Jullet at six Jater Into soclety, |. But {t ts not until, she has gone into eign pianist that she believes she has sounded the depth: {s capable of being and for this reason Interesting except as slippers, A Relentless Grip. oy But the tradition has ex- and perhaps the age 0 alone feel them- Play Jt may account inpopularity of the ulet and not Jullet e, after twenty years would be capable of to say that there are There are, but they ‘8 old, Love and an teen goes to school, ater into matrimony at thirty-five or so, hysterics over a for- s of her nature and a Jullet in real life, Jullets are no longer eno Y a6 @ eoovu oe ao Bavber—Does my razor take hold all right? ViotieYea) tho trouble is it doesn't let go all right, ‘of Didied Ca The Easier Way. Mra. Nuwed—Yes, I tried to get some of those fancy teacups to-day, but the man wouldn't break the set. Mr, Nuwed—Why didn't you get the set and let the cook break it? < Teach the Children Idleness! “I've always heard,” remarked the Up, “but woman is butting in and WEDDING celebration in Cairo rated with flags and lanterns, ,..... times greater than the German empire, sells $27,500,000 worth a year, named Mendora, that had the most Evening World, Mr. "No, Tillie McGibney hadn't long fgto do but worry, me crazy the way you Interrupt me, evening paper, Yes, “He imported hides trom Buenos costs six cents a week, and there ts one hands after he came home from helping ‘Extra!’ but I had just given all the went out of the house, but gat all day ers have sone enemy that spreads the was at home, and that's why Sneexy the took away several young society men "I can see you are not Hstening to moat dreadful manner, till they were j {, the transom worker, what I say ts true, for Brother Willle's! and give each other such cute “MWck+ ‘I didn't know Sneezle the Fish very glad if Brother Willle went with bad That leather-goods business pays fine, , ‘6 o 98 . : The ‘‘Fudge” Idiotorial We warn them to STOP! The We notice that NONE of the schcols teach IDLENESS] Without THINKING, progress Is Imposslble, “Loaf and invite your soul,” sald the good gray poot, Cigar Store Man, “that the dog is man’s best friend.” “Yes,” answered the Man Higher spoiling the game,” —SeEO Odd Brevities, A Insts for three days, ‘here is feasting during all the time and the house and streets are ltberally deco- Tt has been figured out that the Brit- ish empire is sixteen times anger than all the French dominions and forty A atatisticlan says that France has about 4,000 duels a year and Italy 2,800. Sweden's bMggest export is timber. It rs; Nagg and Mr._# «.e- By Roy L. McCardell..., ‘“ HY don’t| Brooklyn? Well, she married @ man W you bring | home The| awful jealous disposition, although ‘Tile Me McGibney was as ugly as a mud Nage? Here I att! fence, and long black whiskers, all day alone in this Fpnouse with nothing/ black whiskers, It was her husband, Mr. Mendoaa-why do you interrupt and you do not|mo? I am sure it !s enough to drive think enough of me to bring me tho! Well, I was trying to tell you that Mr, Mendoza made a large fortune in the s T know I couls wave] leather business, Roy kL. McCardell it delivered here at the house, but that] Ayres, and he was very rich, only he would get so angry if Tillle asked him Person In this house who tries to save! to put on a clean collar and wash his Up for a rainy day, “T heard the boys going by shouting, | unloading hides, “But he was a perfect gentleman and change I had to Brother Willie, as to- t in the be i Mgnt Karbed’ Gh BRS elb disor ta: Oho went in the best soclety, only he never Jolly Pallbearers, The Jolly Pallbear-| rotting clgarettes and watching ‘Ditite, and she never was allowed to look out most awful reports about them, and the oth¢r night a couple of policemen came Oh shar pinaow Aven when Mf, aten tope In the Jolly Pallbearers Club rooms and Fish will be @ wealthy man some day if he ls a good hand on pocket books, on some false charges, and, not con- , tent with that, the brutal policemen | because that's the leather business, too, Inch h pinched those poor young men in the a word Tany, and f khow you an biack and blue, In fact, ing up ‘Sneezle the Fish’ with ‘Rob- “Oh, you anay smile, Mr, Naga; but £| ble the Toad,’ but ‘Robbie the Toad’ tell you It was an outrage, and I know “1 think {t 1s great fun for young very words were that ‘the cons pfnched men to belong to a nice genteel or. Robbie tie Toad and Sneegle the Fish, ganization ike the Jolly Maubearera ‘nd they were awful’ sore about tt.! names. But, of course, you don't care! well, but he was an Industrious young, “You don’t care for anything, you man too, He was an experlenced hand don't care for any one! You would be on pocketbooks, Brother Willle sald, company, vou know you would! Don't because you remomber Tilile McGibney,|deny it, Mr, Nagg! You would be glad who lived near us on Juniper street Inj it he went with bad company," A few FOOLISH FOLKS are attacking what they call “PADS” in the schools, (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) "FAD" 07 to-day may become i ee the FOOLISHNESS of to-mors |row. But we are not opposed to THE PRACTICAL, | We c Hl the attention of Willlam Hennery Max ‘ell to this} {omlsston, oe Without IDLENESS, thinkirg Is IMPOSSIBLE, WE DEMAND A COURSE IN IDLENESS. Y s, If necessary we demand a HIGH SCHOOL course! The COLLEGES do not NEED such a course, ‘Ihey already have it, Socrates never did anything but sit in the SUN and THINK Look at the repita ton HE has left behind, It ls MULH bet. ter than Willlam Hennery Maxw II's, ; {