The evening world. Newspaper, January 25, 1905, Page 12

teleboieilolet A New # Che Haeietints ee the Preed Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New Tor! ‘at the Post-Oflice at New ‘York as Becond-Clavs Mall Matter. 48... NO. 16,808 Mulberry Street Pink Teas. feviing “optima, peraoa, most A pink tea ts @ harmless social festivity, OCCUM| very simple matter to determine tho ring late in the afternoon and named after the soft) "mes light which radiates from the pink lamp and candle shades It Is attended only by people of respectabll | Se Ity and soclal standing, Many women and now and then a man can be found around the tea tables ex» HOOTING with both eyes open |8 ; ry fA Nev sree 2A] the Comforts of Home ¥ S uty. Mont peop have oat bas By Gene Carr. Xe Smith Knows What They Are--The Other Boys Don’t, been called @ “master eye,” which 1s) TO GIVE #100) that through which they look when . 16 HOW-DARE You attention 11 epecially directed toward} + Wlalg chal} He Cw * appeal tatipodes toa pink toe woe the weekly thts at ’ ae tats vases bo 4 Deva ety gL to 98 well as he served the system he would have of Polke New York had” for he understood the bottom ir versatility in police craft. ‘Ths New York policeman & no ifool, He knows the rules of the department from beginning to iver tf he does not observe them. He knows pollce law, the points he courts have ordered reinstatement, kes a man of experience and ability, of firmness and fairness, to 'trlal bench and make the policeman respect him, p discipline and the fidelity of the police force are the ory bar- tween New York and its criminals, The man who presides st trials Is the custodian of the discipline of the force. It will be|engaer with her when she goes away ‘Trial Commissioner makes It. He Is the keystone of the|fom home Zs it coming to this on “te conten "recognized that, He cared not who was Commissioner, so SOANT RAVE Wed 6 presided in the trial room. Much can be learned from Devery. ne of the indisputable things 1s that a pink-tea man, no matter i failored or physically. symmetrical, needs a radical reconstruc. he can cope successfully with the New York policemen, who hhis little fines and regard his reprimands as love taps, lage of Ballyhaise, in County Cavan, ‘While he was lying at the roadside, bruised and jdying, Tully crawled close to the wall and with @ finger wet with tls own blood he wrote brief state- ments regarding the attack which was \\ aman eaiar an RQ Ses RT EL ti _Btvolter reminiscences of Napetaon j LW Ay ) Mr. : Coffey’s $360,000. ange a ted egiolee Mee iu : ZD> It is announced that the suit of former AMlerman|"" ts and Senator Michael J, Coffey against the estate of An i elayedl bata kuaghaerrsya Ty Hugh McLaughlin for a greater share In the Nassau sooth among eliren, which ir tamil {graft has been ‘setled quietly” for $360,000, This isa very nice| ¥. “Be""acerorome taints the os 13 pull, which was all Mr. Coffey contributed toward the building] dulgence of this praotice, as well ae of ., It is to be hoped. that he will give some of it to Patrick H,| ‘e,teht ¢f arate ratty dace beh nd whom the’ Johnson family stood in making the deal. Mr,| seus eee Hbieleltitdiceh Higher Up. ‘By Martin Green, 8 Bie certainly must be @ the Cigar Store Man, /{ because he don’t live here. If you | want to get hep to conditions in New. because the street cars make 60 mucy, noise at night. He can furnish a line a man born in the Fourth Ward, reared in Yorkville and sentenced to apend his old age in Harlem, look like a pair of nines in a jackpot, to live in, because a man full of dope or booze butts into a brownstone front, makes a gun play and gets away with a hundred bucks, Of course, you have never heard of a gang of yegg-men playing a date at a moral village up-State, blowing up ‘warm lead while the night police force is beating it to the county line: hollering for the Sheriff. “This town {8 a moral excresence upon civilization because it has @ Tenderloin, A majority of the peo ple that make the Tenderloin are rehearsed in the small cities up-State and in New Jersey and Pennsylvania, and the supply is always equal to the demand. ‘The very strangers ‘who make the loudest scream about the immorality of New York are the ones who check their carpetbags at the Grand Central Station the minute they hit the town, and retain a cab- man to steer them to the nearest knockout drop emporium. It {8 not * |the residents of New York who pay the rent and running expenses of the disorderly places in the city, It Ie the moral run of visitors from the in- terlor who size up the whole com- munity by the part of it that thelr instincts lead them to, “There 1s another class from which you hear continuous kicks about the immorality and danger of Now York, "This {s composed of people with money and an honest belief that they are better than the common run, If you should open an artery in the arm of one of these it is an even money bet that you would think you had turned on a hydrant. They gain an extensive knowledge of the city from what they see of it through the windows of their private caba.” “1 suppose tiiese people would like to put New York on a curfew basis,” ventured the Cigar Store Man. “Surest thing you know,” assented the Man Higher Up, "and having done so they would immediately re- move to Paris,” eed i} He was generous when he had the price. True, he gave} A New York dootor says he cured a ty of the people, bit someé of his assoclates were not even|ma" of consumption by welting him a i ie hi fog it all. Incidentally, we have received a let- Bala terest paasonaves 1 ait oars (Mr, Peter Aitkin, of Brooklyn,’ who says he knows “Tom. L. "elu Iba on iaoaa iS for years opposed all forms of graft.” We judge these years NGL tar Lui) Soe bie ecoron cal me: 1893, extinct, Your man of science is the oy Ot you spare me five dol Y —————+4 weal lightning calculator and ready 5 M Fy 4 " 1 M reckoner, When he Laine six and a tuacuaes j ountain . Joarries two there are always ciphers vce Sra 3 and, Its ouse, on the side, | ives ra I need, but, of course, you won't make me an allow- ance like Mr, Btry- ver does his wife, You do make me an allowance, you Roy L. McCardell ,.¥o an, that is well enough to say, but I see #0 many things that I simply can't do without that the Mttle money you give me Alderman Wentz, of Brooklyn, announces that] ne director of the famous chotr of . Manager Dow S. Smith, of the Brooklyn Rapid Transit| the Sistine Chapel receives leas than s Company, has promised him to put on four more cars | Wo, “sr rstropautan ‘Opera: Houue, to avenue line during the rush hours, and two more during]oome to bis ald? sh hours. So the mountain begins to labor and this is the first} bier anes ‘will be more! If a mere Alderman can do this, what pei ales'ah ar ebaioee! raya Ota Mayor and an energetic and able Bridge Commissioner do if| 80%, cnananshuo, Wie. piloted Bald. were really interested in the public welfare and knew something about Hela yaar ‘ot taiiah of “ ‘where 1,400,000 people live, port for an automobitist re ‘The gymnast does not always dle young. At Grantham, England, Henry Our Money, Indeed! Johnson, who became a circus athlete 4 fourteen, h The Clover. Club members in Philadetphla who |e inthe pemdutt ring, has jut ene “shouted as one man “Our money!” when Mr, Charles |/™®* ™# minejy-{enth birtnday, if M, Schwab started a speech with the remark that he| ‘ess fret and tume, more frult and! ea boy $10" voiced the thought of the! multitude, “Our money,"| i", it, the tateatChicngo variation on fthe feed upon which the promoter waxes fat. The public has one| tion ts apt and artful, But w ltd eee however, itrarely exercises: It does not have to give up| sry nom, Stn, ten we heded Dy ohe x ‘= The I f the bank crackem dramatic critlc who is being turned away from the various insta Baie ot 1h nt wea c tres in New York every night always pays for his tickets, |as oftering better and easier financial {is of course returned, Think of giving up $4 every night in|™™*""™* Alaa on! Prejudice is a poor companion for Thrift. “ ‘Love ‘em and lick ‘em’ ts « motto ‘ AA SSRIS RES aS GaSe RES CRIMINAL-—Only gvin’ to get mo photo taken? My! dut relieves me, 1 thought dis wuz de electric char, —< No Use to Save, der men call the stingy bit of pending money htey give thelr wives ‘pin money.’ What I get is just about enough to buy @ package of pins, But there, do not quarrel with me, I can't @tand your tempers like I used to, 90 VOICH FROM UPSTAIRS—Bridget, do you know it’s 2 o'clock. Yott| please, I say please, do not look at me must send your company home and go to bed immediately! that way! things other women have sooner than be beholden to you, but for your own Alas, Material Man! [tins e™ ee ir, Nags, don't I know those HB other day}: PAY the easy. Aatsoa Gay be Club? They not omly tear your clothes ‘a man tn Bt. |satistied in the club lecture, Calueadan talent led ag ranean eee) Louie tried] ‘There may be certain Inconvenianoes | Charmoter as well, That 18 the reason I m {| to hang himself be-| attached to this policy, to be sure, In- eae he and keep well lJcause hiswite didn’t / decd, If he played it to the limit he | Gryeuel ti] sive him enoygh to} would probably die of ‘hunger before he Abst eh Lies ireiasegig Peet eat, had time to idl! himself, But how | Mt ie tot it vee, Perhaps. 1 ‘Alas, the aad ma.|much nobler this would be than to| Wun ie EMT. Bove bean 1 terlality of man! [brand publicly the senior partner of hia | To: for ostentation, Yat If you 00 id Now, if one 1s ab-|Jova and gorrows and the proprietor Of | 10. seen how chagrined Mev, pene polutely bent upon|l# purse with the atigma of suicide. | Yo wihen I threw my coat “aediaay shutfiing off thin X¢ he 1 posttively Dent on self-de | Tiny tack of the chur and she saw mortal coll, the em-|%7uction let him at leust invent some | the imported lining and the name of ployment of a coll|"Obler reason for it, That his wife did} 49 fth avenue house on the Iabol ——— of rope 1s certainly fe Ment at ha hbase tee his oe on the collar, If I had consulted my ast romauitic | ‘steps in the evening, or in the | own taste I would have Changing Color, way ofenbaing (t be eerie to such Morning gave but a perfunctory good- et pemeiltue re | TT ca ig added much & motive the | DY Kiss would be fae motives for for every schoolmaster, but love 'em ‘ first," sald Mr, J. L, Paton, headmaster n't get Into a rat is good advice, Don't get off the track {g|ot Manchester crammar school Bounds metimes people mistake the track for a rut and get off, with MS ty ‘thustton ne New Forks ele ey ic One on the Bishop. bad men ever want to be good, Many good men would like| Upon one of his tours Bishop Potter spent a tew days at the home of a prominent churchman, ‘The tatter's wite took particular pains in mating P 1 ry Cc the Bishop's room worthy of tho guest, } p e eo Pp e § OL MNE|,, [ant among other things wttended for his A comfort put a fine sliver toflet set on re from Evening World Readers |t bw. Tho Bishop, however, pre- ferred hls own, and transferred the set i 7+ | cheer up, stip viotims, and be glad that| provided to a drawer, ‘The consequence i bid . middle weight underwear has thus far| was that when the hoste t to your readers think of a man|srovea none too thin for New Yorks 8 a add au BMG ise ca « colar New Yorkers, tho Bishop's room after hie departure 2 rta@lx? 1 ask for a dol ey LL. A, the silver set was missing, Shoe worrted Suppo: ro theses, Wines A. Ts Right, or several days, then finally sumanoney ol he Evening World: y ry MM | R.A. holds a fiush; 8, W. holds a} Mee. Val OPeiOHeL straight, Which wins? A says the ace| “You @hould be more economical, my dear, and save something for @ rainy day," “What's the use? I can't go shopping and spend {t on @ rainy day.” \ bd ea wellknown atory of a “eapondent materiailsts whose wives do re 0 A not give them enough to eat, French chef who hanged himself be- en 5 -d| There 19 no woman #0 lacking in soul Wi cause one of his master’s guosts salted 1 e Wi the soup, But his was the divine ae. [98 to wish to destroy herself merely ot Meet eet |ecatse her husband cut oft her house- spalr of the artist grieving over the ss failure of @ masterpiece, and he there. |Keeping allowance and made her suffer Bug-House Man, fore cannot be looked upon as having |‘e pangs of hunger which drove tho) perished in the oause of food. St, Louls suicide to the halter, | ; She would have at once ‘too much | Let It be admitted that the deptiva~ | cniment and too much sense to do | (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) hardly lasts me at all, It fs no won-| 4” BRIDGET—Don't worry about me, mum, I can do with very little sleep,| "I am sure I go without « thousand | Nixola Greeley-Smith. women who belong to the Kind Words | Os, Anxiety Relieved, Life in the Hitchen, Mrs. Nagg and Mr,» +... By Roy L. McCardell.... cheap makeshift or have just worn the coat I got before Christmas, although ft te horribly out of style, but 1 wasn't golng to let Mrs. Stryver, I 4on't care how much money she has, have better on than I did at the Poventy Panty she gave for the benefit of tne Mormon Half-Orphans, The Ladies’ Peace Congress {s having » bill passed tn Congress in the interest of happy home life, to take all Mormon children it it fhhome {t would be a good thi abused husband and Bas as Rity neglected children, “What do I want § for, you Why, Brother Wille wants to jitau lessons, He expects to he bearers, They are dol gn fivraide Driv. You soalf be ther ‘wan’ I hice neighborhood, “He jou iy are oo treated? Yes, I wa tive hys , 1 am @ most unhappy, i yan" pe Typewriter Face. “Without being at all sentimentay® salt a woman the other day, “the typge writer face indelibly imprinted on the oountenances of acores of girls seen if the cars during the evening rush hours ts one of the aaddest visible effects of business fe for women in this great clty, “There le about it a look of forced Indifference, a set expression showing the effort to suppress Individuality, and, more than all, an alr of hopeiessnoss, all of which in a young woman 1s ine desoribably pitiful,” all hi fronsy from the feminine point of view, ee 99 hoight of masoullne materialiam has) a eo cespecttully suggested to The Fudge Idiotorial A suggestion comes to us from the manager of the Bloom- ingdale Bug-House that we call upon him and make a few re- marks to the inmates, This person TRIES to be tlon of food 4a an inconvenience even to |v : sted for | te daintleat feminine nibbler at choco. Cavtling except wave him arrested f°) COMPLIMENTARY, He says that he Is keeping a corral for the bank, frisking the post-office and |" giving a fow citizens an Injection of | mey? Ob, my poor nsgiosted i i brother, of dope that makes the knowledge of \)' tough town,” remarked | ” i) York the proper gag 1s to interview. : " a man who can’t sleep in the towm }’ “This 1s certainly a terrible town 4’ fete ared Wort | can be eounted as one in a straight. | , hu tug i a Pie ant ffs, Tut when (Uoussupport. i ey ; . ssolor gloves should a bride-|5 dors not think wo, Kindly decide, — |immediate and c rh \ late eclalrs and cream Putin, var welt.| Mom however, seem to bo sadly Inck- |SCATTERED MINDS and would like to EXHIBIT OURS to the (with « plain black frock es Lye ! i there are such sublime motives for self), tieso finer feelings, and it it! oth eclmens. ‘| de jegrain rend destruction as love, grief, disappoint. 8 i these nei ds da Saati 5 Ens. PAVGiale a street somtume ‘erne Crone Seat Hog.” honest. Lo J MADE 4 NEM destruction ag love, let dlsnppotnt= ge gop tne. que. lined and the | Ouer SDoU TUS Eieldngtoots will not be in tull| “pice Milter of The Rvenine Worlds = { | RESYVE AT ¢ ithe. auldlde ahoraelll i ‘\yaloon frea spread tt is to by feared The good man means well, but we will tell him WHY-we ‘ 1G pai reeen pepe soe ene shove/Cat’s Salary Raised. IEW YEAR'S fy AFRTRUREARGG che St, Louis materialist might snd | CANNOT COME, : ol er in the effort to be frat on i y F n ! i} for Warmth, “Lop Some time ago tie cat of the ), ing both in t many imitators, . > od Be wee: beat an" an Bunmay train in the| paul PosteOmies. made a recort | eh A my ne Ww ———— The mind cannot SCATTER unless It is FREE. Buckshot do pou like About the winter Wel ccciy vrooe, Of the coveted “cross | staying 125 rata and mice in one ELAN nis wife docsn't lv nough | ERY APPROPRIATE. not scatter until they ieave the gun barrel, We NEVER go off Waving, dear roaders, But romem- | senor, People bolt into an almovt| gays the Ladies’ Home J THAT } “Me's lucky. to get anything, | \ until we are LOADED | empty. car, where there are seats for} recognition of her abilitics the post- t he readiae that every time he| KnoxI hear you're getting up an| il, 4 Ane . “il Gaile Reurasehevay | all, and shove each other madly in the} master wrote to Washington, asking an ithe beth, Geld enibuph to canes effort to Bit in one of those seats, Wel increase in her salary, and sho now re- we to ears or nose, It it keeps have read of higph “end seat hi but] celves $1040 a year. Soon after she tt winter of Peqpeg hie brother, the “Iroas seat hog. far | showed her gratitude Ye press ting the sdyghogg oR yl ‘winter eens, Sens 00k tho cross seats, ana| Government with five Kitt h of fopads, Bo. gok aboard, nwo UNM, | hoe Qn Ae IN UR FAMILY | clamore for food he interrupts a wile jaaaeely shealtion! Bi ren 41 Ne » and mother In the pursuit of clubs, | Woodby~Yes, and now we're looking | ys there, Then we would be £/LL A farguins or the higher culture? Let| for a good motto for the club, What ee ER! t i him rather go hungry that her appe- | Would you suggest? BOATy ER BE 4 ST HERS BLACK) | tito tor sartoriad novelty may be fed in| Knox-Whai't the matter with: The inmates can read THE iy stl T $ Ey im i! if EST SHEEP the, shops, and Biewiy, gaat her Acatre Dhink twice before fe esticrae ‘y GANNOT GO.OUT ALONE | UT UP! Our mind COULD NOT FUDGE, Then they will be glad If we went to this Bloomingdale Bug-House they might KEEP * “So I understand from Senator) John Raines,” said the Man Higher) | Up. ‘He knows all about New York, |) { Ls ' ‘ ‘ ’ ‘ é t * { 4 * ® 4 * ¥